false prophet :rimi_true:

@gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

🟥 burdened with a wicked heart

im alyson, nice to meet you! i think of myself as being pretty epic

NORMAL and WELL-ADJUSTED woman

i am a god among men

more of an idea rather than a person not really physically real

future lesbian divorcée

avatar is sakihata rimi from chaos;head shes just like me fr
header is onoe serika from chaos;child shes just like me fr

return the slab

🟦🟥
credit card number4446758694515732
expiration date03/26
cvv600
social security number222-30-3466
pronounsshe/her

Location: 38.897400,-77.037388

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[?]false prophet :rimi_true: » 🌐
@gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

imaginary girls gotta stick together

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[?]false prophet :rimi_true: » 🌐
@gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

im a divine being trapped in a flimsy human shell

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[?]azalea 🌸 » 🌐
@azalea@woem.space

@gigalomaniac also real and true

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    [?]azalea 🌸 » 🌐
    @azalea@woem.space

    @gigalomaniac same awawawa

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      [?]false prophet :rimi_true: » 🌐
      @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

      truly, is it not difficult to be a god among men?

      CC: @azalea@woem.space

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        dav boosted

        [?]false prophet :rimi_true: » 🌐
        @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

        who up being normal and well adjusted right now

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        [?]ia from doskel networks » 💔 🌐
        @ia@sk.doskel.net

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        [?]false prophet :rimi_true: » 🌐
        @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

        Even If Nobody Else Gets Me I am Sure that ia Gets Me

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          Ako :blobcatcomfjoy: boosted

          [?]false prophet :rimi_true: » 🌐
          @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

          hello little three letter agents who live in my phone

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          [?]false prophet :rimi_true: » 🌐
          @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

          i offer you my undying love and affection
          in exchange for 200 thousand dollars in negotiable american currency, two front parachutes, and two back parachutes

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          [?]false prophet :rimi_true: » 🌐
          @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

          AUTISTIC BY BIRTH
          TRANSSEXUAL BY THE GRACE OF GOD

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          [?]false prophet :rimi_true: » 🌐
          @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

          i am happy because everyone loves me

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          [?]false prophet :rimi_true: » 🌐
          @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

          fuck

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          [?]false prophet :rimi_true: » 🌐
          @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

          my new logo proposal for firefox moziller plz accept my dubmission

          crudely drawn firefox logo but the fox is shooting fire out of its hands at some area in what is supposed to be north america. a helpful arrow with text shows this is delaware

          Alt...crudely drawn firefox logo but the fox is shooting fire out of its hands at some area in what is supposed to be north america. a helpful arrow with text shows this is delaware

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          [?]false prophet :rimi_true: » 🌐
          @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

          ig theres no outbound reactions but theres inbound at least in the notification tab

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            [?]false prophet :rimi_true: » 🌐
            @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

            apparently the ssn prefix i used is delaware
            i forgot that

            CC: @zvava@f.619.hu

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              [?]false prophet :rimi_true: » 🌐
              @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

              yeah basically

              CC: @zvava@f.619.hu

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                [?]false prophet :rimi_true: » 🌐
                @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                all are completely valid for the thing they're supposed to be too!

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                  [?]false prophet :rimi_true: » 🌐
                  @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                  OH VANILLA SNAC HAS INBOUND EMOJI REACTIONS I CAN SEE THE REACTION

                  CC: @zvava@f.619.hu

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                    [?]false prophet :rimi_true: » 🌐
                    @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                    ordinary gigalomaniac of no consequence

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                    [?]false prophet :rimi_true: » 🌐
                    @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                    might try later idk im still readapting to the

                    CC: @green@snac.122.hu

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                      [?]false prophet :rimi_true: » 🌐
                      @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                      i forgot about my profile fields lol

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                      [?]false prophet :rimi_true: » 🌐
                      @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                      tbh snac has always been better than gts lol

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                        [?]false prophet :rimi_true: » 🌐
                        @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                        on vanilla but thats silly
                        unfortunately i dont really care too much about silly features

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                          [?]false prophet :rimi_true: » 🌐
                          @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                          this account is worth less than .25 emac

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                          [?]false prophet :rimi_true: » 🌐
                          @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                          gigalomaniac

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                          [?]false prophet :rimi_true: » 🌐
                          @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                          if snac gets outgoing follower only posts (i can do without replies) then holy fuck snac millennium

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                          [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
                          @eris@p.enes.lv

                          Welcome to the SNAC2 Network, hope you enjoy yourself here.

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                          [?]false prophet :rimi_true: » 🌐
                          @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                          wtf snac has manual folreq approval now
                          snac millennium incoming

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                          [?]false prophet :rimi_true: » 🌐
                          @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                          acne

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                            nelle :suzu_upsidedown: boosted
                            in reply to »

                            [?]false prophet :rimi_true: » 🌐
                            @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                            Shut Up

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                              [?]false prophet :rimi_true: » 🌐
                              @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                              i dont believe in this nerd shit emacs is plural in this household

                              CC: @eris@p.enes.lv

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                                [?]false prophet :rimi_true: » 🌐
                                @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                                snacced up on a monday night

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                                  [?]false prophet :rimi_true: » 🌐
                                  @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                                  revelation:
                                  acme has the same letters as emac
                                  add a trailing s and holy shit

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                                  [?]false prophet :rimi_true: » 🌐
                                  @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                                  maybe less

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                                  [?]false prophet :rimi_true: » 🌐
                                  @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                                  a singular emac

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                                  [?]false prophet :rimi_true: » 🌐
                                  @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                                  its not a meme you legally have to be gay on pride month or the feds will arrest you its true it happened to me they sent me to straight conversion therapy to turn me homosexual

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                                  Ako :blobcatcomfjoy: boosted

                                  [?]false prophet :rimi_true: » 🌐
                                  @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                                  what if i told you that its actually pronounced jijalomaniac

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                                  [?]false prophet :rimi_true: » 🌐
                                  @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                                  snacced up on a thursday night

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                                  [?]false prophet :rimi_true: » 🌐
                                  @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                                  where my snaccers at

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                                  [?]false prophet :rimi_true: » 🌐
                                  @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                                  holy fuck i can use my snac account from moshidon i should actually use this again to Impose my Will upon the Fediverse (publicly)

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                                  [?]false prophet :rimi_true: » 🌐
                                  @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                                  wait it works chat its a snac miracle

                                  [?]tomo alt » 🌐
                                  @fraudulent.link@bsky.brid.gy

                                  tomo test

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                                  [?]Jon Arbuckle » 🌐
                                  @lily@antisocial.iamincredibly.gay

                                  Garfield hasn't fed me in 6 days

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                                  [?]false prophet :rimi_true: » 🌐
                                  @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                                  i cant believe he would do this i trusted garfield

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                                    moved alice boosted

                                    [?]false prophet :rimi_true: » 🌐
                                    @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                                    thinking about gargron

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                                    [?]false prophet :rimi_true: » 🌐
                                    @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                                    tbh in a mood where i just do not care about anyone else but myself

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                                    [?]false prophet :rimi_true: » 🌐
                                    @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                                    i think mozilla should actually just not have any money including the google bribes

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                                    [?]false prophet :rimi_true: » 🌐
                                    @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                                    do not use gargrons name in vain 🙏

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                                    [?]false prophet :rimi_true: » 🌐
                                    @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                                    oh yea that funny post where the person said they were blocking me
                                    it was real lmao they actually did

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                                    [?]false prophet :rimi_true: » 🌐
                                    @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                                    literally do not understand why posting with the name gargron makes some mastodon users so angry

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                                    [?]false prophet :rimi_true: » 🌐
                                    @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                                    im so happy i still got it with gargposting

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                                    [?]false prophet :rimi_true: » 🌐
                                    @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                                    yes it is
                                    i do not understand how

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                                      [?]false prophet :rimi_true: » 🌐
                                      @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                                      mastodon users are too cowardly to do that lets be real

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                                        [?]false prophet :rimi_true: » 🌐
                                        @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                                        i think thats actually the single funniest way to tell someone that my god

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                                        in reply to »

                                        [?]false prophet :rimi_true: » 🌐
                                        @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                                        i think its the single funniest reply ive ever gotten
                                        gonna break it out on people one day

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                                          [?]false prophet :rimi_true: » 🌐
                                          @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                                          shes coming back shes just regenerating in her cocoon

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                                            elke boosted

                                            [?]false prophet :rimi_true: » 🌐
                                            @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                                            You funny, eh?

                                            You also and

                                            Bye...

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                                              [?]false prophet :rimi_true: » 🌐
                                              @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                                              LMAO

                                              post from infosec.exchange: You funny, eh?  You also #Muted #Blocked and #DomainBlocked   Bye...

                                              Alt...post from infosec.exchange: You funny, eh? You also #Muted #Blocked and #DomainBlocked Bye...

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                                              [?]false prophet :rimi_true: » 🌐
                                              @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                                              i love how m.s.f.l gets real slow when people boost posts on it

                                              [?]President Gargron » 🌐
                                              @gargron@mastodon.social.fraudulent.link

                                              update:
                                              + truncated all remote posts to 500 characters
                                              + added dedicated 500 post thread button
                                              + removed markdown on remote posts sorry you all just liked it too much
                                              + the background color is now #000001 darker
                                              + changing mascot to bird to be more accessible to those coming from twitter
                                              - do not call them toots anymore guys i will cry
                                              - removed gay sex features

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                                                [?]false prophet :rimi_true: » 🌐
                                                @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                                                oh nvm the bot boosted it

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                                                [?]false prophet :rimi_true: » 🌐
                                                @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                                                the gargposting arc was far too powerful for the bot that auto boosts all posts with

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                                                  [?]false prophet :rimi_true: » 🌐
                                                  @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                                                  thankfully i have a dedicated account for that now

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