shining finger

@gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

🟥 burdened with a wicked heart

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[?]shining finger »
@gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

i offer you my undying love and affection
in exchange for 200 thousand dollars in negotiable american currency, two front parachutes, and two back parachutes

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[?]shining finger »
@gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

AUTISTIC BY BIRTH
TRANSSEXUAL BY THE GRACE OF GOD

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[?]shining finger »
@gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

i am happy because everyone loves me

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[?]shining finger »
@gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

remember gamers: two toasters cancel each other out

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[?]shining finger »
@gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

fuck

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[?]shining finger »
@gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

happy wrath month everyone

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[?]shining finger »
@gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

remember to always live for the funny
the bit is the noblest reason of all

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[?]shining finger »
@gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

genuinely if more people were capable of fun-have i think we would live in a much better world

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    [?]shining finger »
    @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

    i dont think that's going to happen but just imagine
    itd be really funny

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    [?]shining finger »
    @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

    imagine if nu-commodore starts making arm or some other risc amigas and theyre like actually decent and the only thing really comparable to the arm macs in the market

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    [?]shining finger »
    @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

    the amiga millenium is just around the corner amigaos 5 is goimg to revolutionize computing forever trust me

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    [?]shining finger »
    @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

    commodore amigo (computer for MEN)

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    [?]shining finger »
    @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

    feds do somethign to entertain me im bored

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    [?]easter man »
    @easterman@app.wafrn.net

    arrests youfor modding your 3 DS

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      [?]shining finger »
      @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

      you can trust me im completely and perfectly normal and should be trusted

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      [?]shining finger »
      @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

      if you dont trust me then maybe have you considered that youre the weird one

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        [?]ia from doskel networks »
        @ia@sk.doskel.net

        genderful cis men google bing search show me

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        [?]shining finger »
        @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

        hi "Google Bing" here
        im sorry but i cant because being cisgender is now illegal because of wokeness

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          [?]shining finger »
          @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

          on the internet nobody knows you arent real

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          [?]shining finger »
          @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

          hydration time 🥤🥤🥤💧💧💧💧🌊🌊🌊🌊

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          [?]shining finger »
          @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

          my bed is the seat of my empire from which i rule (my empire being my bedroom)

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          [?]shining finger »
          @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

          my primary talent is being awake in bed for hours before actually getting up

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          [?]shining finger »
          @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

          you can summon me by saying my name 3 times in the mirror with the lights off

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          [?]shining finger »
          @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

          its time to

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            [?]shining finger »
            @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

            builds you in master branch glibc and tries to run you on centos 7

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            [?]shining finger »
            @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

            feds entertain me im bored entertain me or youre going to the dungeon

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            [?]shining finger »
            @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

            if like ubuntu dropped multilib consider:
            we could finally have full 64 bit steam on linux
            the support exists its in use on mac
            they just refuse to change their compiler flags to make it happen

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            [?]the coolest of beans »
            @coolbean@linfan.moe

            @gigalomaniac yea but wine wouldnt work currently

            i do think there were efforts to make it work in a pure 64bit environment mostly because apple dropped multilib

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              [?]shining finger »
              @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

              wow64 wine Exists and works fine in my experience
              i used it on musl for a while
              and im using it now on os x lol
              some stuff doenst work but mostly everything does

                [?]the coolest of beans »
                @coolbean@linfan.moe

                @gigalomaniac oh shit the wow64 thing is actually available now

                that was literally the one thing preventing wine from working on openbsd holy shit thank you apple i now totally agree everyone should drop multilib

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                  [?]the coolest of beans »
                  @coolbean@linfan.moe

                  @gigalomaniac tbh i always thought it was a mistake to begin with. in no sane world should it have taken 22 years to even just begin phasing out reliance on 32bit backwards compatibility and had we just required actually porting/recompiling software from the beginning it wouldve likely been a much faster process

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                    [?]shining finger »
                    @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                    os x literally booted on 32 bit x86 for like 3 versions

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                    [?]shining finger »
                    @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                    i think linux distros SHOULD drop multilib solely because it would be REALLY funny and would make Gamers angry
                    its also the only way to stop people from building their shit for 32 bit like just look at the time apple did it people were still building for 32 bit right up until they did even though os x hadnt booted on 32 bit in forever (since snow leopard)

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                    [?]shining finger »
                    @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                    windows can keep supporting 32 bit for forever for all i care because like supporting legacy shit forever is windows's thing thats like the entire appeal

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                      [?]the coolest of beans »
                      @coolbean@linfan.moe

                      @gigalomaniac openbsd never had multilib and its really one of its better decisions

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                        [?]shining finger »
                        @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                        yeah theres really nothing arm comparable to the macs anyways
                        one of the reasons arm hackintosh is never happening the other being the custom hardware in the arm macs

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                        [?]shining finger »
                        @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                        guess i can pull up the apple education store (you never buy apple stuff from the normal one always do the education one they do not check if youre actually in uni protip)

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                        [?]shining finger »
                        @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                        i GUESS i can get an arm mac at some point ive wanted an arm machine for chicanery for forever now anyways
                        they're still really expensive even on the used market though...

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                        [?]shining finger »
                        @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                        what will life after hackintosh be like
                        where are all the hackintoshers going to go theres really nothing like os x out there
                        are we all going to use Unity Desktop thats what id say back before canonical murdered it
                        i think this mightve been part of apples scheme get us all locked in to mac and then make us buy actual mac hardware

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                        [?]shining finger »
                        @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                        when is LinuxCon Worldwide 2025 happening i gotta rep for my Unity users i gotta see my COSMIC users where my cosmic users at

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                        [?]shining finger »
                        @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                        sometimes, i just sit down and think about bell labs

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                        [?]shining finger »
                        @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                        im not like the other girls: i dont physically exist like they do!

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                        [?]shining finger »
                        @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                        madonner party

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                        [?]shining finger »
                        @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                        very happy that this joe biden signal sticker pack has a sticker for my favorite ship joebama

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                        [?]shining finger »
                        @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                        collecting gideons bibles like the dragon balls
                        one day im going to have them all and nobody else will have them and i will make a throne of them and itll be so epic

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                        [?]shining finger »
                        @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                        what say you Peasant who has come to my feet while i set on my Holy Throne

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                          [?]shining finger »
                          @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                          what if i set your mouse sensitivity all the way down

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                          [?]sophia »
                          @sophia@oomfie.city

                          @gigalomaniac i cajt feel anything

                            [?]chayleaf »
                            @chayleaf@fedi.pavluk.org

                            @gigalomaniac nothing happens, i use a tablet

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                              [?]shining finger »
                              @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                              setting your tablet sensitivty to low (somehow)

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                                [?]chayleaf »
                                @chayleaf@fedi.pavluk.org

                                @gigalomaniac if you increased my tablet area that would be pretty annoying as i’m already using the entire tablet so i wouldn’t be able to reach the entire screen

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                                  [?]shining finger »
                                  @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                                  ATTENTION FEDERAL AGENTS
                                  STARTING TOMORROW IM ENABLING "NATURAL SCROLLING" ON ALL YOUR COMPUTERS AND NO YOU CANNOT TURN IT OFF

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                                  [?]shining finger »
                                  @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                                  the a16 easter egg is landroid again?
                                  with an autopilot this time
                                  lame

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                                  [?]shining finger »
                                  @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                                  gonna reality shift to a world just like this one but im best friends with my favorite celebrity, myself
                                  oh wait im already there it worked epic

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                                  [?]shining finger »
                                  @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                                  corporations are people, my friend!

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                                  [?]shining finger »
                                  @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                                  i think that companies should start using i/i'm like referring to a singular entity in their press releases speaking like as a company just consider how funny that would be

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                                  [?]shining finger »
                                  @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                                  should i install mac os touhou beta 2 at the library?
                                  the answer is yes of course i should

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                                  [?]shining finger »
                                  @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                                  AUGUST 12, 2036: THE HEAT DEATH OF THE UNIVERSE

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                                  [?]shining finger »
                                  @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                                  what if i get a cdl after i get my car (and motorcycle) licenses
                                  collect them all
                                  i should be allowed behind the wheel of all manner of automobile
                                  you can trust me

                                  shining finger boosted

                                  [?]lalalalalalalala »
                                  @760ceb3b9c0ba4872cadf3ce35a7a4@wetdry.world

                                  few better distillations of the technodystopia we live in than patent art (courtesy tumblr.com/contextfreepatentart)

                                  patent application depicting a phone communicating with a "non-human social app" and a "smart doorbell camera" and showing a notification "Welcome Steve! I detected a new BrandQ Smart Doorbell. Would you like to enable Social Networking for it?"

                                  Alt...patent application depicting a phone communicating with a "non-human social app" and a "smart doorbell camera" and showing a notification "Welcome Steve! I detected a new BrandQ Smart Doorbell. Would you like to enable Social Networking for it?"

                                  patent image depicting the following flow chart: 1. User lets a group of locals talk to his/her toy. 2. The toy identifies a dialect different from the official local language. 3. Download appropriate software. 4. Toy: "These people are inviting you to come with them. Let me think it over for a minute." 5. Toy: "This dialect is used by an ethnic group in conflict with the local government. 6. Toy checks relevant database record. 7. Toy: "This dialect is used by an ethnic group in conflict with the local government. We better turn down their kind offer to join them." 8. Toy explains to the locals in their language that its user is unfortunately too busy to join them.

                                  Alt...patent image depicting the following flow chart: 1. User lets a group of locals talk to his/her toy. 2. The toy identifies a dialect different from the official local language. 3. Download appropriate software. 4. Toy: "These people are inviting you to come with them. Let me think it over for a minute." 5. Toy: "This dialect is used by an ethnic group in conflict with the local government. 6. Toy checks relevant database record. 7. Toy: "This dialect is used by an ethnic group in conflict with the local government. We better turn down their kind offer to join them." 8. Toy explains to the locals in their language that its user is unfortunately too busy to join them.

                                  patent image depicting a flow chart. the first node reads "TOY: WOW! THAT WAS SCARY!". there are two paths: 1. - CHILD: YEH! - E-MAIL PARENT: "FRIGHTENED CHILD" - SUGGEST GIFT A 2. - CHILD: NO! - E-MAIL PARENT: "BRAVE CHILD" - SUGGEST GIFT B both paths end with the node "IF PARENT APPROVES ARRANGE PROMPT DELIVERY"

                                  Alt...patent image depicting a flow chart. the first node reads "TOY: WOW! THAT WAS SCARY!". there are two paths: 1. - CHILD: YEH! - E-MAIL PARENT: "FRIGHTENED CHILD" - SUGGEST GIFT A 2. - CHILD: NO! - E-MAIL PARENT: "BRAVE CHILD" - SUGGEST GIFT B both paths end with the node "IF PARENT APPROVES ARRANGE PROMPT DELIVERY"

                                  patent art containing a screenshot of a phone receiving many SMS messages in series all reading "Child is not feeling well"

                                  Alt...patent art containing a screenshot of a phone receiving many SMS messages in series all reading "Child is not feeling well"

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                                  [?]shining finger »
                                  @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                                  i think im.something of a "homo-geneous" myself

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                                  [?]shining finger »
                                  @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                                  the world needs more demon designs with horizontal goat type pupils

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                                  [?]shining finger »
                                  @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                                  vertical slits are too overplayed plus they dont fit in as well with the overwhelming bovid aesthetics at play what with horns and all

                                    [?]Clover »
                                    @Clover@akko.wtf

                                    @gigalomaniac give me prism shaped pupils

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