who up being normal and well adjusted right now

hello little three letter agents who live in my phone

i offer you my undying love and affection
in exchange for 200 thousand dollars in negotiable american currency, two front parachutes, and two back parachutes

AUTISTIC BY BIRTH
TRANSSEXUAL BY THE GRACE OF GOD

i am happy because everyone loves me

fuck

genuinely so homophobic i cant just sleep for a week

tired want to go back to bed but cant im so sad right now

i am so normal

im not physically real so therefore i can escape all the consequences of my actions

im so cool

hi feds

i feel like im everything all at once right now

i like how i can hide my own posts from my own instance

this is a certified moment

hello my adoring fans

making my own list of undesirables
on it is game devs who require you to read the novel adaptations to understand anything happening in their games
ok i mean scott cawthon here

personally i think next they should make the ais go for a purple filter to get that futuristic late 2010s early 2020s youtube video essay chic

i just learned about the whole ai images becoming weirdly yellow thing
i cant believe they got the guys who made deus ex human revolution to make the image generators
i mean its not like theres really a good explanation for why that happens right now (i have seen no source for the idea of it being because the models are training off of genai content (which is why the older gen models capped off at 2021 it is a real problem) but i mean if there is one send because that is really funny)

IS THAT WARIO LAUGHING?????

IM FEELING:
✅ ROUGH
✅ RAW
✅ IN THE PRIME OF MY LIFE

i cant really tell over the everything else going on right now

was that dance remix time to pretend?????

no you are not a "refugee" for using a different website than the one youre used to

watching brainrot videos in public on speaker should be considered a war crime under the geneva convention

thinking about the dennys tumblr account

then again all the tiktok "refugees" would just flood other sites instead so idk

thinking about how much better off we wouldve been if tiktok was actually banned

at dennys and theres child with an ipad in the booth behind me
i hear brainrot sounds
like cartoon sound effects type brainrot
of course on speaker cranked just a bit too loud as always

good night to all my adoring fans
to my haters: a pillow with two warm sides

after so long of hearing about "italian brainrot" but being unaware of what it actually is i decided to look it up (it has a wikipedia article??) and like
ok so this is just gen alpha commedia dell'arte essentially

moving to terra australis

thinking about getting plants one day

kde devs resisting the urge to rename the robots game "klankers"

why do fortune cookies only predict nice things if they predict at all
like imagine a fortune cookie that just says "YOU ARE GOING TO BE HIT BY A BUS TOMORROW" and then just living in fear the entire next day until they find you
like thatd be so fun i want to live in that universe

my soul feels weird

im really thinking a lto about rats right now

sup feds

since when have there been so many tabs on literally everything
going to need to get rid of those

guys come look at my new mickey mouse creepypasta i call it "unalivementmouse"

thinking about the hard hitting questions tonight
like why are there so many creepypastas that just append "suicide" onto a thing made for children and call it a day

on the internet everyone knows youre a dog

the heat will be over soon
once there is no more heat i will be so much more powerful than your mortal mind could ever imagine

good morning feds

yknow the thing i fucking hate about personality type astrology is how its like your "type" is considered an inherent thing you cannot change or grow out of
like you can blame things in a persons behavior on that and its like yeah thats just how they are inherently they can never not be like that and thats all they can ever be, all their behavior is perfectly explained by this whenever they act against their assigned "type" thats just a fluke
i mean same applies to normal astrology too personality type stuff is just like the new generation of that with a new even more sciencey veneer over it