ligma balls, co-founder of apple

@gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

burdened with a wicked heart

NORMAL and WELL-ADJUSTED woman

professional gambler

more of an idea rather than a person not really physically real

future lesbian divorcée

avatar and header are onoe serika from chaos;child shes just like me fr

return the slab
credit card number: 4446758694515732
expiration date: 03/26
cvv: 600
social security number: 222-30-3466
pronouns: she/her

Location: 38.897400,-77.037388

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[?]ligma balls, co-founder of apple »
@gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

i offer you my undying love and affection
in exchange for 200 thousand dollars in negotiable american currency, two front parachutes, and two back parachutes

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[?]milas »
@milas@social.notaphish.fyi

@gigalomaniac "negotiable American currency" so like Visa? and you'll code it as vaguely travel-related merchant code?? 🧐

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[?]ligma balls, co-founder of apple »
@gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

im the one with the bomb im gonna blow this plane sky high if you dont get me that negotiable american currency

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    [?]ligma balls, co-founder of apple »
    @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

    AUTISTIC BY BIRTH
    TRANSSEXUAL BY THE GRACE OF GOD

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    [?]ligma balls, co-founder of apple »
    @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

    i am happy because everyone loves me

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    [?]ligma balls, co-founder of apple »
    @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

    remember gamers: two toasters cancel each other out

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    [?]ligma balls, co-founder of apple »
    @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

    fuck

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    [?]ligma balls, co-founder of apple »
    @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

    ITS TIME TO DRINK WATER!!!

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    [?]ligma balls, co-founder of apple »
    @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

    i am like properly chilling right now tbh

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    [?]ligma balls, co-founder of apple »
    @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

    repost if chilling

    kitten laying in a reclined pose like a human with hands behind head, caption: "repost if chilling"

    Alt...kitten laying in a reclined pose like a human with hands behind head, caption: "repost if chilling"

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    [?]ligma balls, co-founder of apple »
    @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

    fuck you discord wordle activity saving results globally rather than by server
    ruined an amazing bit

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    [?]ligma balls, co-founder of apple »
    @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

    if this kinda thing continues to happen especially

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    [?]ligma balls, co-founder of apple »
    @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

    may have to do a proper introduction one day

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    [?]ligma balls, co-founder of apple »
    @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

    idk what happened or was different today but regardless its my time to shine (mostly bedrot until the sun goes down tbh THEN itll be my time to shine even more)

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    [?]ligma balls, co-founder of apple »
    @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

    ok why is it as soon as i get home i start getting a headache
    this shit sucks

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    [?]mira twilight, undefined ✨ »
    @twilight@beeping.synth.download

    @gigalomaniac the rot consumes

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      [?]ligma balls, co-founder of apple »
      @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

      theres definitely some rot going on here im sure of it my rot senses are very attuned

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        [?]ligma balls, co-founder of apple »
        @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

        if it wasnt summer mark my words i would be doing so much more than this right now

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        [?]ligma balls, co-founder of apple »
        @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

        remembered that there are "automatic" shifting cars with manual transmissions that get shifted automatically by some separate device in the car

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        [?]Steffo »
        @steffo@a.junimo.party

        @gigalomaniac yup

        much easier to drive imo

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          [?]ligma balls, co-founder of apple »
          @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

          in my car and the genie light turned on what do i wish for

          [?]gay nelle :lesbian_potion: »
          @nellePoint@limbo.town

          explosion spell

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          [?]ligma balls, co-founder of apple »
          @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

          need to find a suitable enamel donor to steal borrow enough to fix my bad tooth from

          [?]GNUkko (Eris-libre) »
          @eris@p.enes.lv

          i get the xbox today

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          [?]ligma balls, co-founder of apple »
          @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

          the world is my xbox!

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            [?]GNUkko (Eris-libre) »
            @eris@p.enes.lv

            sekaiiii de ichiban ekusobokusu

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              [?]ligma balls, co-founder of apple »
              @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

              plus helps reaffirm THE XBOX IS MINE today

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              [?]GNUkko (Eris-libre) »
              @eris@p.enes.lv

              not if i triple post it

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                [?]ligma balls, co-founder of apple »
                @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                think i did a double post but i dont care i dont have to apologize to anyone
                or actually
                apologize period
                im basically a perfect being

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                [?]ligma balls, co-founder of apple »
                @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                im a very high grade demon my capabilities are endless

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                [?]ligma balls, co-founder of apple »
                @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                i get the xbox today

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                [?]ligma balls, co-founder of apple »
                @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                i get the xbox today

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                [?]ligma balls, co-founder of apple »
                @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                this world and these people are not ready for what i am truly capable of

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                [?]ligma balls, co-founder of apple »
                @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                apparently we are learning about mirrors today dont care mirrors just exist so other drivers can see me approach and get out of my way while they still have time

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                [?]ligma balls, co-founder of apple »
                @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                im so tired today
                3 hours of drivers ed though
                egh

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                [?]ligma balls, co-founder of apple »
                @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                hey guys its me plato come take a look at my solids

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                [?]canon cat-astrophe »
                @coolbean@linfan.moe

                @gigalomaniac
                >so called solid
                >poke it with a stick
                >it yields
                pathetic

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                  [?]GNUkko (Eris-libre) »
                  @eris@p.enes.lv

                  damn nice icos, can i touch them

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                    [?]ligma balls, co-founder of apple »
                    @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                    can someone tell me the difference between a 100% illumination gibus and a full moon im not a moon expert im not a moonologist but they sure do look and sound exactly the same

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                    [?]ligma balls, co-founder of apple »
                    @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                    you know all things considered im genuinely surprised the nickelodeon iphone stand-ins werent just shaped like feet

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                    [?]ligma balls, co-founder of apple »
                    @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                    we need to change the shape of the smart phones im bored of rectangles im actually considering cubes or spheres these days but i think that the nickelodeon pear shape has its merits too

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                    [?]ligma balls, co-founder of apple »
                    @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                    need to learn the rules first before you can break them
                    that's a pro tip

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                    [?]ligma balls, co-founder of apple »
                    @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                    oh yeah as the star student of the drivers ed class i now know everything there is to know about road signs i have grand master level expertise in the subject and how to ignore or break every one

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                    [?]yassie_gay :agenderFlag: :transgenderFlag: »
                    @yassie_j@labyrinth.zone

                    @gigalomaniac now I am thinking of an AU where the USA followed the same design standardisation as the rest of the world

                    I think it would be cursed to see US-style pictograms and Hwy Gothic in this format

                      [?]gay nelle :lesbian_potion: »
                      @nellePoint@limbo.town

                      there will never be a text editor

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                      [?]gay nelle :lesbian_potion: »
                      @nellePoint@limbo.town

                      honest to god i should just switch back to notepad++ like the good old days

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                      [?]gay nelle :lesbian_potion: »
                      @nellePoint@limbo.town

                      wait

                      i get it

                      i get it now

                      i get why sethbling still uses notepad++

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                      [?]gay nelle :lesbian_potion: »
                      @nellePoint@limbo.town

                      everything else fucking sucks or has gone down the drain

                      n++ has like, never changed

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                      [?]ligma balls, co-founder of apple »
                      @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                      sorry im decrememting your notepad have fun with notepad--

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                        [?]gay nelle :lesbian_potion: »
                        @nellePoint@limbo.town

                        it simply *cant* get any better than this

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                        [?]gay nelle :lesbian_potion: »
                        @nellePoint@limbo.town

                        evolution is complete
                        entropy has halted

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                        [?]ligma balls, co-founder of apple »
                        @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                        this was all triggered because i remembered the phrase "poo poo happens" from the groverhaus thread btw

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                        [?]ligma balls, co-founder of apple »
                        @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                        i need my own draconian set of language enhancers i can apply to make all posts 15% funnier to read

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                        [?]ligma balls, co-founder of apple »
                        @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                        need to apply those to this site i think itd be a big improvement
                        language enhancement program

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                        [?]ligma balls, co-founder of apple »
                        @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                        just remembered the something awful word filters

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                        [?]ligma balls, co-founder of apple »
                        @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                        i lived

                        ligma balls, co-founder of apple boosted

                        [?]:sprout: the strongest bocchi (evil) »
                        @FloatingGhost@ihatebeinga.live

                        they changed the thumbnail

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                        [?]ligma balls, co-founder of apple »
                        @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                        it is always a bmw

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                        [?]lily that slut or whatever it was »
                        @lily@java.duke.social

                        mac os tahoma is installing

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                        [?]lily that slut or whatever it was »
                        @lily@java.duke.social

                        mac os toronto has 52 minutes left in the installation

                        mac os beta installer

                        Alt...mac os beta installer

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                          [?]ligma balls, co-founder of apple »
                          @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                          tell me how lickable you find the Liqiid Glass™ ui widgets its me logma balls i died of steve

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                            [?]ligma balls, co-founder of apple »
                            @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                            i 💖 low contrast ratios in ui i love not being able to tell text from background

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                            [?]ligma balls, co-founder of apple »
                            @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                            which i mean if it really is then not a good sign because we all know how that ended (ive said this so many times but i dropped out lol)

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                            [?]ligma balls, co-founder of apple »
                            @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                            its like im back in high school

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                            [?]ligma balls, co-founder of apple »
                            @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                            good morning im going to be sitting for 3 hours in a driver's ed class again
                            considering leaving the teacher a nice tomo original in my notes thing but only if i deem him worthy of that

                            [?]stupid hot girl »
                            @zvava@f.619.hu

                            hji im bsvk from my 24hr long nap, does everyone still hate me?

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                            [?]ligma balls, co-founder of apple »
                            @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                            i never did so i guess no on that

                              [?]kimski »
                              @kim@linfan.moe

                              @zvava i have a vendetta against everyone who gets more sleep than me

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                                [?]stupid hot girl »
                                @zvava@f.619.hu

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                                  [?]kimski »
                                  @kim@linfan.moe

                                  @zvava you're excused

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                                    [?]ligma balls, co-founder of apple »
                                    @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                                    steve jobs bursting into the design room for mac os x like THEY DONT WANT TO LICK IT ENOUGH MAKE IT MORE LICKABLE

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                                    [?]Avi :flag_eo: :neodog_flag_gay: :unverified: »
                                    @error420@fuzzies.wtf

                                    @gigalomaniac so sad he died of ligma tho

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                                      [?]ligma balls, co-founder of apple »
                                      @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                                      i cant believe ligma balls died of steve

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                                        [?]lily that slut or whatever it was »
                                        @lily@java.duke.social

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                                          [?]ligma balls, co-founder of apple »
                                          @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                                          steve jobs

                                          CC: @error420@fuzzies.wtf

                                          doctor manhattan disintegrating rorschach like in the meme

                                          Alt...doctor manhattan disintegrating rorschach like in the meme

                                            [?]pancakes :nonbinary_cat: »
                                            @pancakes@shrimp.meow.company

                                            @gigalomaniac what's bofa?

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                                              [?]ligma balls, co-founder of apple »
                                              @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                                              Bank of America, next question please

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                                                [?]pancakes :nonbinary_cat: »
                                                @pancakes@shrimp.meow.company

                                                @gigalomaniac If you lived in the south-east portion of Asia, and you used a 1930's horse carriage to travel all the way to the north-west portion of Australia (assuming the horse could cross water as if he was jesus or some crap), and you had to fend off a herd of blood-thirsty pirate sharks in the middle of a raging storm at least four or five times during this grueling journey, exactly how many miles per hour would it take before the pack of horses you're using would be too tired to go on and would have to be replaced with a second set of much more agile horses? Also, can you bring me a soda?

                                                  [?]canon cat-astrophe »
                                                  @coolbean@linfan.moe

                                                  @error420 @gigalomaniac i mean he kinda chose this for himself when he picked homeopathy over actual medical treatments

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                                                    [?]lily that slut or whatever it was »
                                                    @lily@java.duke.social

                                                    guys guys i have a leaked image of mac os tahoe

                                                    a screenshot of windows 7 with a bunch of ugly aeroglass sidebar widgets, a centered taskbar with the finder icon on it, and some weird circular app launcher thing in the center

                                                    Alt...a screenshot of windows 7 with a bunch of ugly aeroglass sidebar widgets, a centered taskbar with the finder icon on it, and some weird circular app launcher thing in the center

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                                                    [?]ligma balls, co-founder of apple »
                                                    @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                                                    this is real i know because my mom works for apple (her name is tim cook)

                                                      [?]max ✦ »
                                                      @max@java.duke.social

                                                      @lily thats not a leaked image of mac os tahoe thats a fucking gas leak

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                                                        [?]gay nelle :lesbian_potion: »
                                                        @nellePoint@limbo.town

                                                        we all complain about desktop operating systems all the time but man

                                                        mobile operating systems fucking blow

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                                                        [?]ligma balls, co-founder of apple »
                                                        @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                                                        theyre genuinely the worst theres no good ones and the best ones are still worse than the best desktop oses which also suck

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                                                          [?]canon cat-astrophe »
                                                          @coolbean@linfan.moe

                                                          @gigalomaniac @nellePoint the best mobile os is somehow still inferior to the worst desktop os

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                                                            [?]lily that slut or whatever it was »
                                                            @lily@java.duke.social

                                                            Will this run mac os tomo

                                                            Hackintosh dell optiplex with a poorly drawn apple logo taped to the side of it

                                                            Alt...Hackintosh dell optiplex with a poorly drawn apple logo taped to the side of it

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                                                            [?]ligma balls, co-founder of apple »
                                                            @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                                                            as a tomo myself i think it could

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