false prophet :rimi_true:

@gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

🟥 burdened with a wicked heart

im alyson, nice to meet you! i think of myself as being pretty epic

NORMAL and WELL-ADJUSTED woman

i am a god among men

more of an idea rather than a person not really physically real

future lesbian divorcée

avatar is sakihata rimi from chaos;head shes just like me fr
header is onoe serika from chaos;child shes just like me fr

return the slab

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credit card number4446758694515732
expiration date03/26
cvv600
social security number222-30-3466
pronounsshe/her

Location: 38.897400,-77.037388

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[?]false prophet :rimi_true: » 🌐
@gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

imaginary girls gotta stick together

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[?]false prophet :rimi_true: » 🌐
@gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

im a divine being trapped in a flimsy human shell

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[?]azalea 🌸 » 🌐
@azalea@woem.space

@gigalomaniac also real and true

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    [?]azalea 🌸 » 🌐
    @azalea@woem.space

    @gigalomaniac same awawawa

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      [?]false prophet :rimi_true: » 🌐
      @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

      truly, is it not difficult to be a god among men?

      CC: @azalea@woem.space

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        dav boosted

        [?]false prophet :rimi_true: » 🌐
        @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

        who up being normal and well adjusted right now

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        [?]ia from doskel networks » 💔 🌐
        @ia@sk.doskel.net

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        [?]false prophet :rimi_true: » 🌐
        @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

        Even If Nobody Else Gets Me I am Sure that ia Gets Me

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          Ako :blobcatcomfjoy: boosted

          [?]false prophet :rimi_true: » 🌐
          @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

          hello little three letter agents who live in my phone

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          [?]false prophet :rimi_true: » 🌐
          @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

          i offer you my undying love and affection
          in exchange for 200 thousand dollars in negotiable american currency, two front parachutes, and two back parachutes

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          [?]false prophet :rimi_true: » 🌐
          @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

          AUTISTIC BY BIRTH
          TRANSSEXUAL BY THE GRACE OF GOD

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          [?]false prophet :rimi_true: » 🌐
          @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

          i am happy because everyone loves me

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          [?]false prophet :rimi_true: » 🌐
          @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

          fuck

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          [?]false prophet :rimi_true: » 🌐
          @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

          im normal im definitely not autistic or gay or anything you can trust me im a normal heterosexual woman you can trust me

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          [?]false prophet :rimi_true: » 🌐
          @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

          naturally kde wayland doesnt support underscan
          thank you kde

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          [?]false prophet :rimi_true: » 🌐
          @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

          TREMBLE BEFORE A FRACTION OF MY TRUE POWER
          also rate my motel 6 setup!

          An M1 Mac Mini hooked into a low quality hotel tv with a wired Logitech keyboard and mouse on the bed connected to it, as well as a PlayStation 4 controller paired to it.

          Alt...An M1 Mac Mini hooked into a low quality hotel tv with a wired Logitech keyboard and mouse on the bed connected to it, as well as a PlayStation 4 controller paired to it.

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          [?]i threw the rest of the cake too. \n » 🔓
          @autumn@merping.synth.download

          @gigalomaniac holy shit the OS X Lion wallpaper had me so confused 😭 i thought you had a core2duo machine on there

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            [?]false prophet :rimi_true: » 🔓
            @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

            im a lady of refined taste what can i say

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              [?]i threw the rest of the cake too. \n » 🔓
              @autumn@merping.synth.download

              @gigalomaniac so real. i'm not refined i just like the sequoia one :angel_labrador:

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                [?]false prophet :rimi_true: » 🌐
                @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                also no way to get a full frame picture every video setting has overscan
                at least os x has underscan as a video option
                unsure about linux though

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                [?]false prophet :rimi_true: » 🌐
                @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                this tv somehow has analog interference on hdmi
                does this tv only support analog signals so its making my computer send it an analog signal over hdmi or something

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                [?]false prophet :rimi_true: » 🌐
                @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                motel 6 more like motel 666

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                [?]false prophet :rimi_true: » 🌐
                @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                this hotel room sucks it doesn't even have a bible for my throne

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                [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
                @eris@p.enes.lv

                this is the future the trump administration wants

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                  [?]false prophet :rimi_true: » 🌐
                  @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                  gonna see if i can swipe another gideons bible for my throne

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                  [?]false prophet :rimi_true: » 🌐
                  @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                  good morning feds also today im going to a hotel which is very fun

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                  [?]false prophet :rimi_true: » 🌐
                  @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                  the inspiration is not coming to me right now i need stimulation it is time to go outside to seek out stimulus

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                  [?]false prophet :rimi_true: » 🌐
                  @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                  taking control of the network within the collective unconscious that connects all beings in all realities through which autism flows so that i can funnel all the worlds autism into myself sorry you cannot have it

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                  [?]false prophet :rimi_true: » 🌐
                  @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                  thinking about when michael bay sent gmod a dmca over skibidi toilet

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                  [?]false prophet :rimi_true: » 🌐
                  @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                  i gotta concentrate my autism even more ive simply not concenteated it enough

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                  [?]false prophet :rimi_true: » 🌐
                  @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                  i dont really think of myself as that annoying at present, i should change that i need to up my annoyingness levels i think its the only right thing to do

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                  [?]false prophet :rimi_true: » 🌐
                  @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                  anyways relatedly i still think its incredibly funny how bootleg-y all the official skibidi toilet merchandise looks because they gotta make it legally distinct from the valve assets all these characters were originally cobbled together from that they dont have the rights to
                  i wonder how bootleggy the michael bay movies going to look too tbh

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                  [?]false prophet :rimi_true: » 🌐
                  @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                  the older generations always hate the young people and think theyre the cause of all thats wrong in the world and one day we will also be in that very position
                  will you find yourself as the 50 year old zoomer complaining on fox news about how the gen alphas are buying too much skibidi toilet merchandise instead of houses or oil or whatever

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                  [?]false prophet :rimi_true: » 🌐
                  @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                  sorry im just thinking about millennial stereotypes from 10 years ago dont mind me

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                  [?]false prophet :rimi_true: » 🌐
                  @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                  gah im a stupid millennial and i buy AVOCADO TOAST instead of houses

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                  [?]scarecrow » 🌐
                  @scarecrow@whinge.town

                  @gigalomaniac the avocado toast index has gone up 20x, 88% of millenials dont own a home and are unmarried
                  thanks dad

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                    [?]false prophet :rimi_true: » 🌐
                    @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                    truly amazing the amount of idiocy you can get up to with the power of two idiots

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                    [?]false prophet :rimi_true: » 🌐
                    @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                    its like a positive feedback loop

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                      [?]false prophet :rimi_true: » 🌐
                      @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                      i just wanted to make sure i could mark a duckroll as sensitive

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                      [?]false prophet :rimi_true: » 🌐
                      @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                      i think that update mightve broken outgoing dms lol
                      was trying to test something else and noticed that
                      cant even dm my own sister

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                      [?]false prophet :rimi_true: » 🌐
                      @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                      thinking about bringing duckroll back

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                      [?]false prophet :rimi_true: » 🌐
                      @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                      ai bros love to constantly try to reinvent the headmate
                      so fucking often
                      its amazing

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                      [?]false prophet :rimi_true: » 🌐
                      @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                      self boosting is a form of self care

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                      [?]false prophet :rimi_true: » 🌐
                      @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                      im a forgot

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                      [?]false prophet :rimi_true: » 🌐
                      @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                      so just why is homebrew so slow anyways
                      i mean im using it because my other options are nix and macports which like honestly ive not used too extensively so idk much about
                      its like homebrew is so slow and pulls support at the same rate apple does and its just like
                      it sucks
                      macports at least supports everything forever basically which is insane but like
                      thats pretty cool that alone makes me sympathetic to it

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                      [?]fierce deity twink » 🌐
                      @theking@mskey.nekomimi.party

                      @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link it took me a second to realize homebrew the program

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                        [?]false prophet :rimi_true: » 🌐
                        @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                        it goes mic mic check check 1 1 2 2

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                          [?]false prophet :rimi_true: » 🌐
                          @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                          anyways fucking around in the obligatory pirated copy of logic
                          should try to actually learn how this stuff works one day it could be really fun i think

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                          [?]false prophet :rimi_true: » 🌐
                          @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                          why is the text in the snac compose box so tiny on webkit

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                          [?]false prophet :rimi_true: » 🌐
                          @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                          it is very much my time to shine

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                          [?]false prophet :rimi_true: » 🌐
                          @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                          boost if you think fortnite should work with minions

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                          [?]false prophet :rimi_true: » 🌐
                          @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                          imaginary girls gotta stick together

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                          [?]false prophet :rimi_true: » 🌐
                          @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                          should play the classic smt games more extensively tbh

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                          [?]false prophet :rimi_true: » 🌐
                          @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                          aunt says her cat is a "man's cat" but no im pretty sure she just doesnt like you
                          i mean she loves me and im anything but a man
                          i got the hormones to prove it when that cat sniffs me and finds me acceptable for petting she is NOT smelling a man

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                          [?]false prophet :rimi_true: » 🌐
                          @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                          frankly they should've just swapped to small cats instead of places in california
                          just imagine Mac OS X Serval or Caracal or something

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                          [?]false prophet :rimi_true: » 🌐
                          @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                          they shouldve done mac os y

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                          [?]Yas-o-Lantern 🎃 :baba_yaseen: :agenderFlag: :transgenderFlag: » 🔓
                          @yassie_j@labyrinth.zone

                          @gigalomaniac Mac OS Yaseen

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                            [?]false prophet :rimi_true: » 🌐
                            @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                            are you a big cat or place in california

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                              [?]Yas-o-Lantern 🎃 :baba_yaseen: :agenderFlag: :transgenderFlag: » 🔓
                              @yassie_j@labyrinth.zone

                              @gigalomaniac I can do a pretty good roar, I hope that’s enough to fool Tim Cook

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