false prophet :rimi_true:

@gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

๐ŸŸฅ burdened with a wicked heart

im alyson, nice to meet you! i think of myself as being pretty epic

NORMAL and WELL-ADJUSTED woman

i am a god among men

more of an idea rather than a person not really physically real

future lesbian divorcรฉe

avatar is sakihata rimi from chaos;head shes just like me fr
header is onoe serika from chaos;child shes just like me fr

return the slab

๐ŸŸฆ๐ŸŸฅ
credit card number4446758694515732
expiration date03/26
cvv600
social security number222-30-3466
pronounsshe/her

Location: 38.897400,-77.037388

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[?]false prophet :rimi_true: ยป 🌐
@gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

imaginary girls gotta stick together

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[?]false prophet :rimi_true: ยป 🌐
@gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

im a divine being trapped in a flimsy human shell

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[?]azalea ๐ŸŒธ ยป 🌐
@azalea@woem.space

@gigalomaniac also real and true

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    [?]azalea ๐ŸŒธ ยป 🌐
    @azalea@woem.space

    @gigalomaniac same awawawa

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      [?]false prophet :rimi_true: ยป 🌐
      @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

      truly, is it not difficult to be a god among men?

      CC: @azalea@woem.space

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        [?]false prophet :rimi_true: ยป 🌐
        @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

        who up being normal and well adjusted right now

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        Ako :blobcatcomfjoy: boosted

        [?]false prophet :rimi_true: ยป 🌐
        @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

        hello little three letter agents who live in my phone

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        [?]false prophet :rimi_true: ยป 🌐
        @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

        i offer you my undying love and affection
        in exchange for 200 thousand dollars in negotiable american currency, two front parachutes, and two back parachutes

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        [?]false prophet :rimi_true: ยป 🌐
        @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

        AUTISTIC BY BIRTH
        TRANSSEXUAL BY THE GRACE OF GOD

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        [?]false prophet :rimi_true: ยป 🌐
        @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

        i am happy because everyone loves me

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        [?]false prophet :rimi_true: ยป 🌐
        @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

        fuck

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        [?]false prophet :rimi_true: ยป 🌐
        @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

        whats up feds

        [?]๐ŸŸฆ tomo ยป 🌐
        @gigalomaniac@mastodon.social.fraudulent.link

        editing to add that boosts are okay and appreciated

        ok so hi fedi
        tl;dr im a 22 year old trans woman with no income or local social connections living in the dc-baltimore area being kicked out of my current awful living situation without anywhere else to go

        i would like any advice at all about navigating probable homelessness in my area or just resources of where i can go or what i can do

        basically i got hoarded out of my parents condo when i was young and went to stay with my grandparents but then they died and my aunt took over the house and hoarded herself out of it leaving me here because i had nowhere else to go and now shes put in a notice that shes leaving her current apartment and two weeks later actually decided to come and try to clean up the house before deeming it unliveable

        im being kicked out not out of concern for my wellbeing living in this unliveable house for years but because she wants to put all the furniture from her apartment in my bedroom

        my options are staying with my mom at the condo but the hoarding there was also severe and its taking a lot of work to have anything done (regardless of anything i plan on assisting her to at least get a bed there for me for the time being)
        but my mom is unsupportive of my being trans so that will also definitely not be a permanent option

        and the option ive been prepared the most for which is homelessness but im unsure how to navigate that too

        i dont have any friends or family i could stay with
        i dont have the ability to just get my own place to live due to my lack of income

        so uhhhh basically
        what do?

        savings isnt the big problem but money towards hotel rooms and basic necessities is appreciated

        venmo: @keightbillion
        paypal available at request (dead/legal name lol)
        btc: bc1qddj57dzatvemuqjrjpryqn74h5rx5r3ch4acgn
        ltc: ltc1qnmjlmv42wudqx9pxk5wav5pcy7pjjmzvhlctwm
        eth: 0x7d59bbc2b461b7408b2af84b60008bbbe7520501
        xmr: 4A7ZrWyeyFpK16knXbmamQ7Y5WL7M4fk8EGg5jCd3A3uet3wsy1JjuoB1DXFMDts2RAzzN42Fe8EPLTt3WSNqq6F2mBVMTy

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          [?]ray ( he / him ) ยป 🌐
          @pantransautie@elekk.xyz

          @gigalomaniac

          how to survive houselessness : wikihow.com/Survive-Homelessne

          this queer baltimore organization appears to offer free clothing , food , help with employment , laundry services , shelter , showers , transportation , etc. : baltimoresafehaven.org/

          baltimore food pantries : foodpantries.org/ci/md-baltimo

          baltimore houseless shelters : shelterlistings.org/city/balti

          washington, d.c. food pantries : foodpantries.org/ci/dc-washing

          washington, d.c. houseless shelters : shelterlistings.org/city/washi

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            [?]false prophet :rimi_true: ยป 🌐
            @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

            i swear i always have to clean out the browser tabs

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            [?]false prophet :rimi_true: ยป 🌐
            @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

            motel 7

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            [?]false prophet :rimi_true: ยป 🌐
            @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

            whats up feds

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            [?]false prophet :rimi_true: ยป 🌐
            @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

            a bit late but i think it had to be done

            patrick star playing basketball with the caption "Another 20 Billion to Argentina"

            Alt...patrick star playing basketball with the caption "Another 20 Billion to Argentina"

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            [?]false prophet :rimi_true: ยป 🌐
            @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

            im sure theyll send another 20 billion soon enough

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              [?]false prophet :rimi_true: ยป 🌐
              @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

              i know it had the nocd because i used the nocd

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              [?]false prophet :rimi_true: ยป 🌐
              @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

              actually i think 1.15.2 may have been the last for os 9
              unsure also dont really care right now im installing this on windows 98 right now not mac os 9

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              [?]false prophet :rimi_true: ยป 🌐
              @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

              1.16.1 honestly just is the golden version of starcraft anyways in my opinion since its the last one that runs on my imac g3 and like
              i mean thats just how starcrafts meant to be played as far as im concerned

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              [?]false prophet :rimi_true: ยป 🌐
              @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

              was trying to figure out what the last starcraft patch that works on windows 98 was and i knew from experience with classic mac os that the last that works there is 1.16.1 because 1.18 (i think they skipped 1.17) is where they redid it for the remaster to make it work better on modern systems
              and im pretty sure thats the same on windows
              looks like im right which is cool

              [?]LarsThiessen ยป 🌐
              @LarsThiessen@mastodon.gamedev.place

              If you regularly use the PC Gaming Wiki (pcgamingwiki.com), for example as reliable source to get older games working on modern systems... consider backing up the pages you are interested in โš ๏ธ
              According to staff members on their Discord server none of the current staff have full access to the backend anymore since the person primarily responsible for the site went offline some time ago and isn't answering any messages. ๐Ÿ˜ถ (1/3)

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              [?]false prophet :rimi_true: ยป 🌐
              @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

              let's all go import beef from Argentina

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              [?]false prophet :rimi_true: ยป 🌐
              @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

              just dance vance

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              [?]false prophet :rimi_true: ยป 🌐
              @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

              id like you to look this eel in the eyes until one of you blinks
              okay? go

              a european conger eel staring into the camera with most of its body in a hole of some kind, its a cool eel tbh its a big one too

              Alt...a european conger eel staring into the camera with most of its body in a hole of some kind, its a cool eel tbh its a big one too

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              [?]gavi ยป 🌐
              @gavi@bagel.ing

              @gigalomaniac fuck I lost ๐Ÿ˜ 

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              [?]false prophet :rimi_true: ยป 🌐
              @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

              the eel is too powerful
              train for another 500 years

                [?]elizabeth worm๐Ÿ”…:wormverified: ยป 🌐
                @lizzie@brain.worm.pink

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                [?]false prophet :rimi_true: ยป 🌐
                @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                train for another 6000 years to defeat the eel

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                  [?]false prophet :rimi_true: ยป 🌐
                  @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                  you ever just find things where hearing the explanation just honestly makes them less cool

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                  [?]false prophet :rimi_true: ยป 🌐
                  @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                  thinking subways of your mind would work very well as an 80s jpop song it wouldn't need that much tweaking

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                  [?]false prophet :rimi_true: ยป 🌐
                  @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                  arms spaghetti

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                  [?]false prophet :rimi_true: ยป 🌐
                  @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                  considering a replay of system shock
                  maybe the dos version on 86box with the mouselook patch

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                  [?]false prophet :rimi_true: ยป 🌐
                  @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                  thinking about how the garfieldeats guy is an antivaxer who thinks covid was fake

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                  [?]false prophet :rimi_true: ยป 🌐
                  @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                  thinking about garfieldeats again

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                  [?]false prophet :rimi_true: ยป 🌐
                  @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                  thatd actually be a good nickname for trump but honestly yeah kinda an insult to caesar even if trump is americas own senile mumbling famously awful as a military commander caesar

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                  [?]false prophet :rimi_true: ยป 🌐
                  @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                  mainly because i saw a sign in a video of no kings like "only one orange monarch" and didnt notice the little paper cutout monarch butterflies all over it and all i could think about was orange julius

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                  [?]false prophet :rimi_true: ยป 🌐
                  @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                  thinking about trying orange julius one of these days

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                  [?]false prophet :rimi_true: ยป 🌐
                  @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                  good morning

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                  [?]false prophet :rimi_true: ยป 🌐
                  @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                  my world domination plans are starting to fall into place
                  prepare for a new empress over all

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                  [?]false prophet :rimi_true: ยป 🌐
                  @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                  im normal im definitely not autistic or gay or anything you can trust me im a normal heterosexual woman you can trust me

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                  [?]Witch Aly :FireflyNotBad: :american_megatrans: ยป 🔓
                  @ezio@akko.wtf

                  oh huh apparently opengl on this sis card is just bad, maybe itll be able to play game slightly faster with an OS that has real directx

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                  [?]false prophet :rimi_true: ยป 🔓
                  @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                  no quake 2 or 3 so sad

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                    [?]Witch Aly :FireflyNotBad: :american_megatrans: ยป 🔓
                    @ezio@akko.wtf

                    @gigalomaniac I thought those two had directx modes on windows fucked up

                    I think it can do opengl just when i tried on nt4 unreal didn't run very hot

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                      [?]false prophet :rimi_true: ยป 🔓
                      @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                      quake 2 and 3 are opengl
                      id always primarily targeted opengl until doom 2016 when they started targeting vulkan instead

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                        [?]false prophet :rimi_true: ยป 🌐
                        @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                        naturally kde wayland doesnt support underscan
                        thank you kde

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                        [?]false prophet :rimi_true: ยป 🌐
                        @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                        TREMBLE BEFORE A FRACTION OF MY TRUE POWER
                        also rate my motel 6 setup!

                        An M1 Mac Mini hooked into a low quality hotel tv with a wired Logitech keyboard and mouse on the bed connected to it, as well as a PlayStation 4 controller paired to it.

                        Alt...An M1 Mac Mini hooked into a low quality hotel tv with a wired Logitech keyboard and mouse on the bed connected to it, as well as a PlayStation 4 controller paired to it.

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                        [?]auntumn ยป 🔓
                        @autumn@merping.synth.download

                        @gigalomaniac holy shit the OS X Lion wallpaper had me so confused ๐Ÿ˜ญ i thought you had a core2duo machine on there

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                          [?]false prophet :rimi_true: ยป 🔓
                          @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                          im a lady of refined taste what can i say

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                            [?]auntumn ยป 🔓
                            @autumn@merping.synth.download

                            @gigalomaniac so real. i'm not refined i just like the sequoia one :angel_labrador:

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                              [?]false prophet :rimi_true: ยป 🌐
                              @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                              also no way to get a full frame picture every video setting has overscan
                              at least os x has underscan as a video option
                              unsure about linux though

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                              [?]false prophet :rimi_true: ยป 🌐
                              @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                              this tv somehow has analog interference on hdmi
                              does this tv only support analog signals so its making my computer send it an analog signal over hdmi or something

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                              [?]false prophet :rimi_true: ยป 🌐
                              @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                              motel 6 more like motel 666

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                              [?]false prophet :rimi_true: ยป 🌐
                              @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                              this hotel room sucks it doesn't even have a bible for my throne

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                              [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: ยป 🌐
                              @eris@p.enes.lv

                              this is the future the trump administration wants

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                                [?]false prophet :rimi_true: ยป 🌐
                                @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                                gonna see if i can swipe another gideons bible for my throne

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                                [?]false prophet :rimi_true: ยป 🌐
                                @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                                good morning feds also today im going to a hotel which is very fun

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                                [?]false prophet :rimi_true: ยป 🌐
                                @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                                the inspiration is not coming to me right now i need stimulation it is time to go outside to seek out stimulus

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                                [?]false prophet :rimi_true: ยป 🌐
                                @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                                taking control of the network within the collective unconscious that connects all beings in all realities through which autism flows so that i can funnel all the worlds autism into myself sorry you cannot have it

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                                [?]false prophet :rimi_true: ยป 🌐
                                @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                                thinking about when michael bay sent gmod a dmca over skibidi toilet

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                                [?]false prophet :rimi_true: ยป 🌐
                                @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                                i gotta concentrate my autism even more ive simply not concenteated it enough

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                                [?]false prophet :rimi_true: ยป 🌐
                                @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                                i dont really think of myself as that annoying at present, i should change that i need to up my annoyingness levels i think its the only right thing to do

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                                [?]false prophet :rimi_true: ยป 🌐
                                @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                                anyways relatedly i still think its incredibly funny how bootleg-y all the official skibidi toilet merchandise looks because they gotta make it legally distinct from the valve assets all these characters were originally cobbled together from that they dont have the rights to
                                i wonder how bootleggy the michael bay movies going to look too tbh

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                                [?]false prophet :rimi_true: ยป 🌐
                                @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                                the older generations always hate the young people and think theyre the cause of all thats wrong in the world and one day we will also be in that very position
                                will you find yourself as the 50 year old zoomer complaining on fox news about how the gen alphas are buying too much skibidi toilet merchandise instead of houses or oil or whatever

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                                [?]false prophet :rimi_true: ยป 🌐
                                @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                                sorry im just thinking about millennial stereotypes from 10 years ago dont mind me

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