the most infallible religious leader in vatican city

@gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

burdened with a wicked heart

NORMAL and WELL-ADJUSTED woman

professional gambler

more of an idea rather than a person not really physically real

future lesbian divorcée

avatar and header are onoe serika from chaos;child shes just like me fr

return the slab
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pronouns: she/her

Location: 38.897400,-77.037388

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i offer you my undying love and affection
in exchange for 200 thousand dollars in negotiable american currency, two front parachutes, and two back parachutes

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[?]milas »
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@gigalomaniac "negotiable American currency" so like Visa? and you'll code it as vaguely travel-related merchant code?? 🧐

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[?]the most infallible religious leader in vatican city »
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im the one with the bomb im gonna blow this plane sky high if you dont get me that negotiable american currency

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    AUTISTIC BY BIRTH
    TRANSSEXUAL BY THE GRACE OF GOD

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    [?][GRLC] kasahouse tetory »
    @novenary@akko.wtf

    slurs

    @gigalomaniac SPERG BY BIRTH
    TRANNY BY THE GRACE OF GOD

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      [?]the most infallible religious leader in vatican city »
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      i am happy because everyone loves me

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      [?]the most infallible religious leader in vatican city »
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      remember gamers: two toasters cancel each other out

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      fuck

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      [?]the most infallible religious leader in vatican city »
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      beh

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      [?]the most infallible religious leader in vatican city »
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      great news im the pope now
      dont ask how just accept this new reality at face value

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      [?]GNUkko (Eris-libre) »
      @eris@p.enes.lv

      St. Pait

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        [?]GNUkko (Eris-libre) »
        @eris@p.enes.lv

        Shit, you could even explain this with some proto-germanic consonant shift iirc

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          [?]GNUkko (Eris-libre) »
          @eris@p.enes.lv

          Ok I kinda misremembered, but some european language groups had a kw->p sound shift. So we could assume that Kwaytre in some unknown language got borrowed into old greek and turned into petra->petrus. But at the same time it got borrowed into some Nordic language, and simplified into Kaytr->Kait. Thus St. Peter and St. Kait are the same person. QED

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            [?]the most infallible religious leader in vatican city »
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            the devil cube

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            [?]the most infallible religious leader in vatican city »
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            it really is that pope simplicius

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            [?]the most infallible religious leader in vatican city »
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            always assume with every utah based company that theres some kind of influence from mormon doctrine

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            [?]the most infallible religious leader in vatican city »
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            why cant it just rain every day rains fun

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            [?]the most infallible religious leader in vatican city »
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            im just like the bible really

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            [?]GNUkko (Eris-libre) »
            @eris@p.enes.lv

            imperial aramaic tomo

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              [?]the most infallible religious leader in vatican city »
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              im thinking more koine greek myself

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                [?]GNUkko (Eris-libre) »
                @eris@p.enes.lv

                Tomo 1749298505:015448

                theres probably been a few layers of translations in there too who knows

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                  [?]the most infallible religious leader in vatican city »
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                  true i probably spoke aramaic originally that one about koine greek was a later forgery that got inserted by a malicious scribe later down the line disregard it

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                    [?]the most infallible religious leader in vatican city »
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                    im feeling inerrant im feeling infallible im in the primacy of my life

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                    [?]the most infallible religious leader in vatican city »
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                    im feeling inerrant and infallible right about now

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                    [?]the most infallible religious leader in vatican city »
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                    apologies for any typos or mistakes in my posts im dictating them to a scribe and then the posts you see now are merely the surviving manuscripts thousands of years later sorry if learning the process ruins it all for you

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                    [?]ia from doskel networks »
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                    @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link can't believe you'd be doing centuries old reruns...

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                      [?]the most infallible religious leader in vatican city »
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                      dont think of them as reruns think of them as eternal texts passed down through the ages

                        [?]GNUkko (Eris-libre) »
                        @eris@p.enes.lv

                        Oh that's why you're not responding to my love letters. truly evil

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                          [?]the most infallible religious leader in vatican city »
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                          sorry the scribes probably lost my replies to those at some point

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                            [?]the most infallible religious leader in vatican city »
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                            theres probably been a few layers of translations in there too who knows

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                            [?]the most infallible religious leader in vatican city »
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                            if -ess is the feminine counterpart of -er then is a male seamstress a seamster

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                            [?]GNUkko (Eris-libre) »
                            @eris@p.enes.lv

                            there's also vowel shift (see mistress & master). a male seamstress is a samster.

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                              [?]the most infallible religious leader in vatican city »
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                              call me noah the way i

                              (i cant think of the rest right now that's all you get)

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                              [?]the most infallible religious leader in vatican city »
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                              it really is that shrimple

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                              [?]the most infallible religious leader in vatican city »
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                              anyways in conclusion:
                              bleh

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                              [?]the most infallible religious leader in vatican city »
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                              ALWAYS REMEMBER
                              NEVER APOLOGIZE
                              ITS THEIR FAULT FOR NOT SEEING THE VISION
                              always remember that

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                              [?]the most infallible religious leader in vatican city »
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                              if you ever see me post a neomoji just know that's not me it's a shapeshifter that stole my identity and form and is tryimg to use my vast influence over the world for evil (but like boring evil not fun evil)

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                              [?]GNUkko (Eris-libre) »
                              @eris@p.enes.lv

                              :neocatfloofboop:

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                                [?]the most infallible religious leader in vatican city »
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                                stop neocatfloofbooping me or im sending 15-16 dark web hitmen to your exact location

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                                  [?]GNUkko (Eris-libre) »
                                  @eris@p.enes.lv

                                  :neocatfloofgraphicsuicide:

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                                    [?]the most infallible religious leader in vatican city »
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                                    i like to think of myself as being fun evil

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                                    [?]the most infallible religious leader in vatican city »
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                                    im cool, attractive, and always correct and authorative in all matters

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                                    [?]the most infallible religious leader in vatican city »
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                                    some posts are just better kept to yourself

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                                    [?]the most infallible religious leader in vatican city »
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                                    and that's why you SHOULD go into all restricted areas you come across thank you for coming to my ted talk

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                                    [?]the most infallible religious leader in vatican city »
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                                    protip: you can go anywhere you want so long as you just act like you belong there with enough confidence

                                      [?]ia from doskel networks »
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                                      always gamble exactly once and if you don't win then give up forever and ever

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                                        [?]the most infallible religious leader in vatican city »
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                                        WRONG
                                        everyone knows if you keep going youll win eventually never give up

                                          [?]ia from doskel networks »
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                                          yaaaay

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                                          Alt...boosted by Markets & Finance Channel

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                                          [?]the most infallible religious leader in vatican city »
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                                          please stop rotating me in your head im getting dizzy

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                                          [?]Julia :v_bi: »
                                          @julia@eepy.moe

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                                            [?]the most infallible religious leader in vatican city »
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                                            what if i start rotating you back how about that

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                                              [?]GNUkko (Eris-libre) »
                                              @eris@p.enes.lv

                                              no you fool! now you've made it recursive and you're rotating at an infinite speed

                                              CC: @julia@eepy.moe

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                                                depechemoder

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                                                [?]caro♡ »
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                                                💔💔💔

                                                Screenshot from part of someone’s Hinge profile. In response to the prompt “My most irrational fear”, they wrote “Loosing chat GBT forever”

                                                Alt...Screenshot from part of someone’s Hinge profile. In response to the prompt “My most irrational fear”, they wrote “Loosing chat GBT forever”

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                                                [?]autumn 💤 »
                                                @autumn@cafe.autumn.town

                                                @callie THE HINGE SCREENSHOT IS CRAAZY 😭

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                                                  [?]ari :ariYeah: »
                                                  @ari@ice.arimelody.me

                                                  @callie @autumn i'll give'r a miss, boss

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                                                    [?]the most infallible religious leader in vatican city »
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                                                    hmm

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                                                    [?]the most infallible religious leader in vatican city »
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                                                    nintendo gamecube tomorrow

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                                                    [?]SpudHead (ketamine jorts) (bad quotes guy) »
                                                    @jorgaborg@brain.worm.pink

                                                    @gigalomaniac no it releases in november

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                                                      false my dad works at nintendo and he told me its coming out tomorrow he also told me theyre gonna put sonic hedgehog in the smash game on it

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                                                        [?]SpudHead (ketamine jorts) (bad quotes guy) »
                                                        @jorgaborg@brain.worm.pink

                                                        @gigalomaniac dude that has to be fake. isnt sonic a sega property?

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                                                          [?]intel »
                                                          @raf@brain.worm.pink

                                                          @gigalomaniac gamecubers rise up

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                                                            [?]the most infallible religious leader in vatican city »
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                                                            what good has twitter ever done for anyone

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                                                            [?]azalea 🌸 »
                                                            @azalea@woem.space

                                                            @gigalomaniac doll discovering empty spaces in 2023

                                                            tbh doll technically found it because of reddit, but-

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                                                              [?]the most infallible religious leader in vatican city »
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                                                              i think reddit gets that win actually

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                                                                [?]azalea 🌸 »
                                                                @azalea@woem.space

                                                                @gigalomaniac damn

                                                                well still, empty spaces did exist because of twitter
                                                                ,,,probably also because of trauma caused by twitter .
                                                                ….m.

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                                                                  [?]azalea 🌸 »
                                                                  @azalea@woem.space

                                                                  @gigalomaniac
                                                                  [thinks]
                                                                  “microblogging is a hivemind
                                                                  both all the good things and all the bad things that come of that”

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                                                                    [?]the most infallible religious leader in vatican city »
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                                                                    how the fuck is this shit working what

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                                                                    [?]the most infallible religious leader in vatican city »
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                                                                    maybe the second monster was too powerful

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                                                                    [?]the most infallible religious leader in vatican city »
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                                                                    strange sensation yet again

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                                                                    Can I Beat Minecraft Before My Appendix Bursts (IMPOSSIBLE) - Challenge Video

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                                                                    [?]autumn 💤 »
                                                                    @autumn@cafe.autumn.town

                                                                    @gigalomaniac beating minecraft before passing a kidney stone - every subscriber is one more monster drank

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                                                                      [?]the most infallible religious leader in vatican city »
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                                                                      oh you got pronouns? you got words that refer to people and things? ill go get the blue hair dye dont worry

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                                                                      [?]the most infallible religious leader in vatican city »
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                                                                      all people are allowed the freedoms of life, liberty, and pursuit of the bit

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                                                                      [?]the most infallible religious leader in vatican city »
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                                                                      surely drinking another monster will fix me

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