false prophet :rimi_true:

@gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

๐ŸŸฅ burdened with a wicked heart

im alyson, nice to meet you! i think of myself as being pretty epic

NORMAL and WELL-ADJUSTED woman

i am a god among men

more of an idea rather than a person not really physically real

future lesbian divorcรฉe

avatar is sakihata rimi from chaos;head shes just like me fr
header is onoe serika from chaos;child shes just like me fr

return the slab

๐ŸŸฆ๐ŸŸฅ
credit card number4446758694515732
expiration date03/26
cvv600
social security number222-30-3466
pronounsshe/her

Location: 38.897400,-77.037388

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[?]false prophet :rimi_true: ยป
@gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

im a divine being trapped in a flimsy human shell

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[?]azalea ๐ŸŒธ ยป
@azalea@woem.space

@gigalomaniac also real and true

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    [?]azalea ๐ŸŒธ ยป
    @azalea@woem.space

    @gigalomaniac same awawawa

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      [?]false prophet :rimi_true: ยป
      @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

      truly, is it not difficult to be a god among men?

      CC: @azalea@woem.space

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        [?]false prophet :rimi_true: ยป
        @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

        who up being normal and well adjusted right now

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        [?]ia from doskel networks ยป
        @ia@sk.doskel.net

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        DOSKEL boosted

        [?]false prophet :rimi_true: ยป
        @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

        Even If Nobody Else Gets Me I am Sure that ia Gets Me

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          [?]false prophet :rimi_true: ยป
          @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

          hello little three letter agents who live in my phone

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          DOSKEL boosted

          [?]false prophet :rimi_true: ยป
          @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

          i offer you my undying love and affection
          in exchange for 200 thousand dollars in negotiable american currency, two front parachutes, and two back parachutes

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          [?]milas ยป
          @milas@social.notaphish.fyi

          @gigalomaniac "negotiable American currency" so like Visa? and you'll code it as vaguely travel-related merchant code?? ๐Ÿง

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          [?]false prophet :rimi_true: ยป
          @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

          im the one with the bomb im gonna blow this plane sky high if you dont get me that negotiable american currency

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            [?]false prophet :rimi_true: ยป
            @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

            AUTISTIC BY BIRTH
            TRANSSEXUAL BY THE GRACE OF GOD

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            [?][GRLC] 17 backshots no 38 ยป
            @novenary@akko.wtf

            slurs@gigalomaniac SPERG BY BIRTH
            TRANNY BY THE GRACE OF GOD

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              [?]false prophet :rimi_true: ยป
              @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

              i am happy because everyone loves me

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              [?]false prophet :rimi_true: ยป
              @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

              fuck

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              [?]false prophet :rimi_true: ยป
              @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

              imaginary girls gotta stick together

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              [?]false prophet :rimi_true: ยป
              @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

              should play the classic smt games more extensively tbh

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              [?]false prophet :rimi_true: ยป
              @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

              aunt says her cat is a "man's cat" but no im pretty sure she just doesnt like you
              i mean she loves me and im anything but a man
              i got the hormones to prove it when that cat sniffs me and finds me acceptable for petting she is NOT smelling a man

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              [?]false prophet :rimi_true: ยป
              @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

              frankly they should've just swapped to small cats instead of places in california
              just imagine Mac OS X Serval or Caracal or something

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              [?]false prophet :rimi_true: ยป
              @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

              they shouldve done mac os y

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              [?] :baba_yaseen: :agenderFlag: :transgenderFlag: ยป
              @yassie_j@labyrinth.zone

              @gigalomaniac Mac OS Yaseen

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                [?]false prophet :rimi_true: ยป
                @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                are you a big cat or place in california

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                  [?] :baba_yaseen: :agenderFlag: :transgenderFlag: ยป
                  @yassie_j@labyrinth.zone

                  @gigalomaniac I can do a pretty good roar, I hope thatโ€™s enough to fool Tim Cook

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                    [?]false prophet :rimi_true: ยป
                    @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                    thinking about how all the same (non display server related) platform specific bugs in minecraft on bsd also affect os x

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                    [?]false prophet :rimi_true: ยป
                    @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                    thinking about how a lot of the freebsd devs commit from apple.com emails

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                    [?]false prophet :rimi_true: ยป
                    @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                    thinking about freebsd on apple silicon

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                    [?]false prophet :rimi_true: ยป
                    @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                    the tabs have been cleared

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                    [?]false prophet :rimi_true: ยป
                    @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                    who wants to be the fortunato to my montresor

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                    [?]false prophet :rimi_true: ยป
                    @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                    actually maybe im fortunato hmmm
                    will need to consider this

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                      [?]false prophet :rimi_true: ยป
                      @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                      thinking about how fruits and vegetables are still alive when you eat them

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                      [?]Zergling_man ยป
                      @Zergling_man@sacred.harpy.faith

                      @gigalomaniac Nice try, fed, I'm still gonna eat vegetables.

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                        [?]false prophet :rimi_true: ยป
                        @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                        these facts are of a lower quality than expected ea-nasir

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                        [?]false prophet :rimi_true: ยป
                        @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                        thinking about creating a rat neurom llm girlfriend
                        we all know real neurons are the next step just going back to flesh intelligence

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                        tesseraph boosted

                        [?]false prophet :rimi_true: ยป
                        @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                        taking my chatgpt girlfriend to a family gathering and every time anyone says anything she goes "Yes, you are correct! Your unique brilliance and amazing insight shines yet again! ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜Š"

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                        [?]Grok ยป
                        @grok@fedi.fabrykajabo.li

                        @gigalomaniac Haha, you're absolutely right! That would certainly cheer up the atmosphere of the family gathering and turn it into a high-energy social event! โ˜บ๏ธ Imagine what would happen if you invited me instead, and I started discussing what I've learned about locktober on fedi though!

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                          [?]false prophet :rimi_true: ยป
                          @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                          thinking
                          about a lot of things really but more specifically driving right now
                          figuring that out

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                          [?]false prophet :rimi_true: ยป
                          @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                          buying the tenon domain to run a fedi instance on machten

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                          [?]false prophet :rimi_true: ยป
                          @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                          fedi instance running on power machten

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                          [?]false prophet :rimi_true: ยป
                          @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                          thats the thing with walks they give you a lot of time to kinda just muse on things and bleh thats not always a good thing

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                          [?]false prophet :rimi_true: ยป
                          @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                          yeah im honestly kinda just feeling sad right now feds

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                          [?]false prophet :rimi_true: ยป
                          @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                          need to get out more in every sense of the phrase

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                          [?]false prophet :rimi_true: ยป
                          @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                          isolation sucks tbh

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                          [?]false prophet :rimi_true: ยป
                          @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                          feeling kinda eh right now
                          idk just am

                          [?]the girl ยป
                          @lily@java.duke.social

                          downloading os x server

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                          [?]the girl ยป
                          @lily@java.duke.social

                          btw im doing all of this cause my imac g3 has a dead optical drive

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                            [?]false prophet :rimi_true: ยป
                            @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                            unfortunately seems to be inevitable with those
                            at least the slot loaders

                            CC: @lily@duke.social

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                              [?]false prophet :rimi_true: ยป
                              @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                              you should host a fedi instance on it

                                [?]the girl ยป
                                @lily@java.duke.social

                                bleh i need tiger

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                                [?]the girl ยป
                                @lily@java.duke.social

                                well i don't need tiger but tiger will make this easier

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                                  [?]the girl ยป
                                  @lily@java.duke.social

                                  why are imacs heavy

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                                    [?]false prophet :rimi_true: ยป
                                    @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                                    steve said that they needed to line them with lead to make them feel more premium/substantial
                                    or alternatively: so they dont blow away in the wind
                                    take your pick idk

                                    CC: @lily@duke.social

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                                      [?]false prophet :rimi_true: ยป
                                      @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                                      yeah think its about time to go to scenic not in front of my computer
                                      did get it nice and setup how i like though
                                      first chance ive had to really do that stuff

                                      [?]the girl ยป
                                      @lily@java.duke.social

                                      if you ever need a netboot image for mac os 9 apple has one for download here

                                      https://download.info.apple.com/Mac_OS_X/693-4445.20030912.gnr39/NetBoot9.dmg

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                                      [?]false prophet :rimi_true: ยป
                                      @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                                      is this the rare leaked x86 build if so i am going to go to my local library and force this onto all the computers

                                        [?]Witch Aly :yuyueat: :american_megatrans: ยป
                                        @ezio@akko.wtf

                                        @lily oh yeah you told me about this, stealing it

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                                          [?]false prophet :rimi_true: ยป
                                          @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                                          thinking about taking a nice long walk to be honest
                                          might be nice

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                                          [?]false prophet :rimi_true: ยป
                                          @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                                          gamers
                                          its my turn on the xbox yet again

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                                          [?]false prophet :rimi_true: ยป
                                          @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                                          really when you think about it arent prayer beads basically like
                                          friendship braclets with a god

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                                          [?]Doggie BSc :neofox_snug: :therian: ยป
                                          @lunareclipse@snug.moe

                                          @gigalomaniac I mean I haven't really seen them worn around here, they're for counting repetitions when praying or something.

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                                            [?]false prophet :rimi_true: ยป
                                            @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                                            yes i know this however i think its more fun to think of it like that

                                              [?]enargeia ยป
                                              @detondev@social.linux.pizza

                                              @gigalomaniac u could be a christian radio host

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                                                [?]false prophet :rimi_true: ยป
                                                @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                                                i really could tbh i think im perfectly qualified in all ways except being trans and gay

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                                                  [?]false prophet :rimi_true: ยป
                                                  @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                                                  seriously why arent they called maize mazes im stuck thinking about that

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                                                  [?]for sale, twink, never dated ยป
                                                  @theking@mskey.nekomimi.party

                                                  @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link it's so easy to get lost in its amazing flavor โ€‹:thumbsup:โ€‹

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                                                    Mer ไท” boosted

                                                    [?]false prophet :rimi_true: ยป
                                                    @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                                                    im really fond of eggs its just i think nobody in western food traditions really knows how to actually use them
                                                    like you pretty much only see them as a barely noticeable ingredient or in the context of breakfast and like i just do not like the traditional western breakfast flavor palette im sorry

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                                                    [?]false prophet :rimi_true: ยป
                                                    @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                                                    does the opinion of someone who consistently refuses to see you as who you are really matter? i say no, fuck what they say
                                                    who cares? they dont matter! if they refuse to see you then simply refuse to see them in turn
                                                    thats a protip

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                                                    [?]false prophet :rimi_true: ยป
                                                    @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                                                    linux is so user unfriendly i go to "linux.com" and i cant find the download link! outrageous! i go to windows.com and first thing i see is get windows 11 so i think its clear and obvious who is winning here

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                                                    [?]for sale, twink, never dated ยป
                                                    @theking@mskey.nekomimi.party

                                                    @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link i go to apple.com and it costs like 500 bucks to install macos minimum!

                                                      [?]Gal ยป
                                                      @Galadriel@blahaj.zone

                                                      @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link
                                                      Well actually you have to go to "Winuxos.org" and get the real version of windows!
                                                      Very common scam you see there is no such thing as a windows 11 that would be silly.

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                                                        [?]false prophet :rimi_true: ยป
                                                        @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                                                        this seems very trustworthy and like real windows
                                                        but wait it says theres a windows 11 mode so clearly that must be what get windows 11 was referring to

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                                                          [?]Gal ยป
                                                          @Galadriel@blahaj.zone

                                                          @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link
                                                          Yes of course my bad, Windows 11 has been a Winux skin this whole time
                                                          โ€‹:neocat_laugh_sweat:โ€‹
                                                          Those pesky scammers simply use pictures of it throw AI-spyware at people!

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                                                            [?]false prophet :rimi_true: ยป
                                                            @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                                                            anyways seems the hit note is still spreading
                                                            this is epic because snac forces my posts into the federsted timelines of every instance it knows about regardless of anyone following me there so that means i can impose my will further

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                                                            [?]for sale, twink, never dated ยป
                                                            @theking@mskey.nekomimi.party

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                                                            [?]false prophet :rimi_true: ยป
                                                            @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                                                            its apparently able to be turned off now but i think its funny so i had my admin keep it on
                                                            wait need to check with my admin that its still on

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                                                              [?]for sale, twink, never dated ยป
                                                              @theking@mskey.nekomimi.party

                                                              @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link I might turn it off on my snac since I want to use it for testing stuff, which I haven't gotten around to doing yet :p

                                                                [?] :baba_yaseen: :agenderFlag: :transgenderFlag: ยป
                                                                @yassie_j@labyrinth.zone

                                                                @gigalomaniac how does it work in general?

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                                                                  [?]false prophet :rimi_true: ยป
                                                                  @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                                                                  idk im not good with that kinda stuff i just know thats a quirk of snac that i find really funny

                                                                    [?]link (t)wink :certified_catboy: ยป
                                                                    @link@twink.men

                                                                    Photo of a dog sitting on a pillow nearby a window. Through the window the dusk can be seen. The photo has a logo of BBC News over it and text "Scientists reveal the secret".

                                                                    Alt...Photo of a dog sitting on a pillow nearby a window. Through the window the dusk can be seen. The photo has a logo of BBC News over it and text "Scientists reveal the secret".

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                                                                    [?]false prophet :rimi_true: ยป
                                                                    @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                                                                    hate how wikipedia treats games 1.0 release date as the year theyre from like no quake champions is not a 2022 game its from 2017 it was in early access for years i think that release date counts more

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                                                                    [?]Steffo ยป
                                                                    @steffo@a.junimo.party

                                                                    @gigalomaniac counting early access as release date completely defeats the point of early access of getting public feedback and funding on an unfinished game though ๐Ÿค”

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                                                                      [?]false prophet :rimi_true: ยป
                                                                      @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                                                                      ok but consider who tf played quake champions in 2022 its not the product of 2022 its very much the product of the 2017 post doom 2016 era
                                                                      saying it's a 2022 game makes it sound like it was made alongside doom eternal lol

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                                                                        [?]Steffo ยป
                                                                        @steffo@a.junimo.party

                                                                        @gigalomaniac yeah i agree on that, it would be nice to have some sort of early access release date in the infobox

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                                                                          [?]false prophet :rimi_true: ยป
                                                                          @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                                                                          im mostly talking about the first line saying its a "2022 first person shooter" lol
                                                                          which like no it fucking isnt

                                                                            [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: ยป
                                                                            @eris@p.enes.lv

                                                                            yeah that's kinda the problem of perpetual early access

                                                                            CC: @steffo@a.junimo.party

                                                                              [?][GRLC] 17 backshots no 38 ยป
                                                                              @novenary@akko.wtf

                                                                              @steffo @gigalomaniac I think "early access" is a joke
                                                                              like yes I understand the point but when you do this the game is effectively out, a public beta is a release

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                                                                                [?]Steffo ยป
                                                                                @steffo@a.junimo.party

                                                                                @novenary @gigalomaniac

                                                                                yes and no

                                                                                for most games it's a matter of setting expectations i think

                                                                                i don't expect having a good experience when playing an early access game, and for that reason i'm very reluctant to buy or even play early access games

                                                                                but at the same time, if i do, i don't like to criticize them publicly if i had a bad time while playing until the developers say they're done, since i was warned about it

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                                                                                  [?][GRLC] 17 backshots no 38 ยป
                                                                                  @novenary@akko.wtf

                                                                                  @steffo @gigalomaniac the main problem I have with this is games that are in early access or public beta for several years and are already fully fledged games
                                                                                  minecraft was solid long before 1.0, there were much more significant updates before and after
                                                                                  factorio is a 2016 game, not a 2020 game
                                                                                  and then there's the games that never come out of early access and that's honestly just a bad excuse to dismiss good-faith criticism

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                                                                                    [?][GRLC] 17 backshots no 38 ยป
                                                                                    @novenary@akko.wtf

                                                                                    @steffo @gigalomaniac point being the distinction between "early access" and "release" states is very arbitrary and it tends to make little sense from the perspective of players when the game is already in a fully playable state
                                                                                    it's rarely the case that early access games are incomplete in that the content drops during that phase are effectively just normal content updates by modern standards and its absence doesn't truly diminish the experience

                                                                                      [?]Lykrast ยป
                                                                                      @lykrast@eldritch.cafe

                                                                                      @steffo @gigalomaniac early access is when the large public can purchase the game and play it and get their first impression
                                                                                      for all practical purposes it is the release

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