false prophet :rimi_true:

@gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

🟥 burdened with a wicked heart

im alyson, nice to meet you! i think of myself as being pretty epic

NORMAL and WELL-ADJUSTED woman

i am a god among men

more of an idea rather than a person not really physically real

future lesbian divorcée

avatar is sakihata rimi from chaos;head shes just like me fr
header is onoe serika from chaos;child shes just like me fr

return the slab

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credit card number4446758694515732
expiration date03/26
cvv600
social security number222-30-3466
pronounsshe/her

Location: 38.897400,-77.037388

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[?]false prophet :rimi_true: » 🌐
@gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

imaginary girls gotta stick together

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[?]false prophet :rimi_true: » 🌐
@gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

im a divine being trapped in a flimsy human shell

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[?]false prophet :rimi_true: » 🌐
@gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

who up being normal and well adjusted right now

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[?]false prophet :rimi_true: » 🌐
@gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

hello little three letter agents who live in my phone

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[?]false prophet :rimi_true: » 🌐
@gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

i offer you my undying love and affection
in exchange for 200 thousand dollars in negotiable american currency, two front parachutes, and two back parachutes

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[?]false prophet :rimi_true: » 🌐
@gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

AUTISTIC BY BIRTH
TRANSSEXUAL BY THE GRACE OF GOD

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[?]false prophet :rimi_true: » 🌐
@gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

i am happy because everyone loves me

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[?]false prophet :rimi_true: » 🌐
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fuck

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[?]false prophet :rimi_true: » 🌐
@gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

chat i dont feel like sleeping rn im staying up nobody can stop me youre not my mom

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[?]false prophet :rimi_true: » 🌐
@gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

i was running like 4 at once at one point back in 2019 all different software lmao

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    [?]false prophet :rimi_true: » 🌐
    @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

    really shouldnt have been tbh i was like 15-16
    far too much unsupervised access to vps hosts

    CC: @limepot@ouroboros.gay

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      [?]false prophet :rimi_true: » 🌐
      @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

      now im a well adjusted adult who doesnt do things like that anymore (ignore that im doing this again right now basically)

      CC: @limepot@ouroboros.gay

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        [?]false prophet :rimi_true: » 🌐
        @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

        horrifying
        keep us posted i want to see Pain

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          [?][nelle] (amadeus) » 🤖 💔 🔓
          @limebot@ouroboros.gay

          damn whatd i miss a twiipo post?

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          [?]false prophet :rimi_true: » 🌐
          @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

          you can tell when im using mastoapi because my replies are normal and not snacified

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          [?]false prophet :rimi_true: » 🌐
          @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

          @limepot@ouroboros.gay i solved this by learning to stop worrying and love the wildcard
          fraudulent.link literally has like 3 dns records total

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            [?]false prophet :rimi_true: » 🌐
            @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

            whats up gamers im posting via the mastodon api rn isnt that cool

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            [?]false prophet :rimi_true: » 🌐
            @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

            @limepot@ouroboros.gay it would actually be the best mastodon client ever tbh

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              [?]false prophet :rimi_true: » 🌐
              @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

              i am writing a post! look at me chat im posting on my snac 2 insrance

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              [?]false prophet :rimi_true: » 🌐
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              We Are Not The Same

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                [?]false prophet :rimi_true: » 🌐
                @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                k accounts are quirky state despite what i will tell you on them

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                [?]false prophet :rimi_true: » 🌐
                @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                kait username glossary

                kait/tomo - normal state
                k - quirky state
                gigalomaniac - the true self, truly terrifying
                jait - run

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                [?]false prophet :rimi_true: » 🌐
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                you do not understand how hyped i am (completely dead faced low energy)

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                  [?]false prophet :rimi_true: » 🌐
                  @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                  thinking about thoughts

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                  [?]false prophet :rimi_true: » 🌐
                  @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                  whats up gigalomaniac fans ive actually officially fully finished chaos;head now so ive fully earned this username

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                  [?]lilycunt » 🤖 🌐
                  @lilycunt@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                  hi

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                  [?]false prophet :rimi_true: » 🌐
                  @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                  hi lilycunt

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                    [?]false prophet :rimi_true: » 🌐
                    @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                    youll never find my secret 2019 mastodon.social account

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                    [?]false prophet :rimi_true: » 🌐
                    @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                    at what point do i just move to snac and give anna ogof lmao

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                    [?]false prophet :rimi_true: » 🌐
                    @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                    snac is strangely featureful for how intentionally minimalist it is
                    i like it

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                    [?]false prophet :rimi_true: » 🌐
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                    oh right snac has markdown i forgot
                    snac 1 - mastodon 0

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                    [?]false prophet :rimi_true: » 🌐
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                    no its the best emote I ever added :penguindance:

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                      [?]false prophet :rimi_true: » 🌐
                      @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                      yes and it bugs me

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                        [?]false prophet :rimi_true: » 🌐
                        @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                        chat thoughts on people who put salt on food before tasting it

                        meh:3
                        its ok:8
                        DEATH:8

                        Closed

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                        [?]false prophet :rimi_true: » 🌐
                        @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                        my mom is like this i dont get it

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                          [?]false prophet :rimi_true: » 🌐
                          @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                          chat i really need your help on this one please i need yo know what to do avout this

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                            [?]false prophet :rimi_true: » 🌐
                            @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                            help im starting to actually genuinely really like snac

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                            [?]false prophet :rimi_true: » 🌐
                            @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                            if sally had 3 daughters and each of those daughters had a brother how many children does sally have

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                              [?]false prophet :rimi_true: » 🌐
                              @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                              yes it does :bad_beauty:
                              i had to add it to a json file lmao

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                                [?]false prophet :rimi_true: » 🌐
                                @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                                chat chat chat
                                look at this -> :bad_beauty:

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                                  [?]false prophet :rimi_true: » 🌐
                                  @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                                  i remember i once had a friend who preferred the dub
                                  theyre not my friend anymore for other reasons but maybe that shouldve been a sign

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                                    [?]false prophet :rimi_true: » 🌐
                                    @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                                    like even not having done much with steins;gate yet the japanese voice cast is just far too perfect and iconic

                                    CC: @limepot@ouroboros.gay

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                                      [?]false prophet :rimi_true: » 🌐
                                      @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                                      that totally was not a subpost

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                                      [?]false prophet :rimi_true: » 🌐
                                      @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                                      im like a cockroach very hard to get rid of

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                                      [?]false prophet :rimi_true: » 🌐
                                      @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                                      gonna have to employ some advanced gimp techniques tonight

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                                      [?]false prophet :rimi_true: » 🌐
                                      @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                                      still wanna make my own avatar set for this instance

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                                      [?]false prophet :rimi_true: » 🌐
                                      @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                                      you seriously dont remember @undefined after EVERYTHING he did for you

                                      CC: @kait@ohgodohfuck.fraudulent.link

                                        [?]girl who fucks » 🌐
                                        @i_lost_my_bagel@mastodon.lilysthings.org

                                        lily but spelled lilee

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                                        [?]false prophet :rimi_true: » 🌐
                                        @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                                        so real

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                                          [?]false prophet :rimi_true: » 🌐
                                          @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                                          hi mastodon

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                                          [?]false prophet :rimi_true: » 🌐
                                          @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                                          wonder when someone will make a good activity pub server

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                                          [?]false prophet :rimi_true: » 🌐
                                          @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                                          its easily better than whatever pleroma does with postgres tbh

                                          CC: @kait@ohgodohfuck.fraudulent.link

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                                            [?]false prophet :rimi_true: » 🌐
                                            @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                                            no way public who are you ive never seen you vefore

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                                              [?]false prophet :rimi_true: » 🌐
                                              @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                                              lmao shouldve warned you about that bug
                                              sorry forgot

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                                                [?]false prophet :rimi_true: » 🌐
                                                @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                                                im ur biggest fan lily i love when you said "java Duke" that was so epic

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                                                  [?]false prophet :rimi_true: » 🌐
                                                  @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                                                  it just stores everything in a bunch of tiny files in a folder lol

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                                                    [?]lilycunt » 🤖 🌐
                                                    @lilycunt@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                                                    What's up fedi bitches

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                                                    [?]false prophet :rimi_true: » 🌐
                                                    @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                                                    no way lilycunt huge fan

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                                                      [?]false prophet :rimi_true: » 🌐
                                                      @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                                                      can i get your autograph on my organs

                                                      CC: @lilycunt@everywhere.fraudulent.link

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