steadman slick :rimi_true:

@gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

🟥 burdened with a wicked heart

im alyson, nice to meet you! i think of myself as being pretty epic

NORMAL and WELL-ADJUSTED woman

i am a god among men

more of an idea rather than a person not really physically real

future lesbian divorcée

avatar is sakihata rimi from chaos;head shes just like me fr
header is onoe serika from chaos;child shes just like me fr

return the slab

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credit card number: 4446758694515732
expiration date: 03/26
cvv: 600
social security number: 222-30-3466
pronouns: she/her

Location: 38.897400,-77.037388

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[?]steadman slick :rimi_true: [she/her] » 🌐
@gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

imaginary girls gotta stick together

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[?]steadman slick :rimi_true: [she/her] » 🌐
@gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

im a divine being trapped in a flimsy human shell

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[?]steadman slick :rimi_true: [she/her] » 🌐
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who up being normal and well adjusted right now

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[?]steadman slick :rimi_true: [she/her] » 🌐
@gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

hello little three letter agents who live in my phone

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[?]steadman slick :rimi_true: [she/her] » 🌐
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i offer you my undying love and affection
in exchange for 200 thousand dollars in negotiable american currency, two front parachutes, and two back parachutes

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[?]steadman slick :rimi_true: [she/her] » 🌐
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AUTISTIC BY BIRTH
TRANSSEXUAL BY THE GRACE OF GOD

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[?]steadman slick :rimi_true: [she/her] » 🌐
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i am happy because everyone loves me

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[?]steadman slick :rimi_true: [she/her] » 🌐
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fuck

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[?]steadman slick :rimi_true: [she/her] » 🌐
@gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

the devil cube

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[?]steadman slick :rimi_true: [she/her] » 🌐
@gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

it really is that pope simplicius

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[?]steadman slick :rimi_true: [she/her] » 🌐
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actually i was thinking about being pope hilarius ii

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    [?]steadman slick :rimi_true: [she/her] » 🌐
    @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

    always assume with every utah based company that theres some kind of influence from mormon doctrine

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    [?]steadman slick :rimi_true: [she/her] » 🌐
    @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

    why cant it just rain every day rains fun

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    [?]steadman slick :rimi_true: [she/her] » 🌐
    @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

    true i probably spoke aramaic originally that one about koine greek was a later forgery that got inserted by a malicious scribe later down the line disregard it

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      [?]steadman slick :rimi_true: [she/her] » 🌐
      @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

      great news im the pope now
      dont ask how just accept this new reality at face value

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      [?]steadman slick :rimi_true: [she/her] » 🌐
      @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

      im thinking more koine greek myself

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        [?]steadman slick :rimi_true: [she/her] » 🌐
        @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

        im feeling inerrant im feeling infallible im in the primacy of my life

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        [?]steadman slick :rimi_true: [she/her] » 🌐
        @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

        im feeling inerrant and infallible right about now

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        [?]steadman slick :rimi_true: [she/her] » 🌐
        @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

        sorry the scribes probably lost my replies to those at some point

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          [?]steadman slick :rimi_true: [she/her] » 🌐
          @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

          dont think of them as reruns think of them as eternal texts passed down through the ages

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            [?]steadman slick :rimi_true: [she/her] » 🌐
            @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

            theres probably been a few layers of translations in there too who knows

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            [?]steadman slick :rimi_true: [she/her] » 🌐
            @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

            im just like the bible really

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            [?]steadman slick :rimi_true: [she/her] » 🌐
            @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

            apologies for any typos or mistakes in my posts im dictating them to a scribe and then the posts you see now are merely the surviving manuscripts thousands of years later sorry if learning the process ruins it all for you

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            [?]steadman slick :rimi_true: [she/her] » 🌐
            @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

            if -ess is the feminine counterpart of -er then is a male seamstress a seamster

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            [?]steadman slick :rimi_true: [she/her] » 🌐
            @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

            call me noah the way i

            (i cant think of the rest right now that's all you get)

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            [?]steadman slick :rimi_true: [she/her] » 🌐
            @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

            it really is that shrimple

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            [?]steadman slick :rimi_true: [she/her] » 🌐
            @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

            anyways in conclusion:
            bleh

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            [?]steadman slick :rimi_true: [she/her] » 🌐
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            ALWAYS REMEMBER
            NEVER APOLOGIZE
            ITS THEIR FAULT FOR NOT SEEING THE VISION
            always remember that

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            [?]steadman slick :rimi_true: [she/her] » 🌐
            @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

            stop neocatfloofbooping me or im sending 15-16 dark web hitmen to your exact location

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              [?]steadman slick :rimi_true: [she/her] » 🌐
              @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

              i like to think of myself as being fun evil

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              [?]steadman slick :rimi_true: [she/her] » 🌐
              @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

              if you ever see me post a neomoji just know that's not me it's a shapeshifter that stole my identity and form and is tryimg to use my vast influence over the world for evil (but like boring evil not fun evil)

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              [?]steadman slick :rimi_true: [she/her] » 🌐
              @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

              im cool, attractive, and always correct and authorative in all matters

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              [?]steadman slick :rimi_true: [she/her] » 🌐
              @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

              some posts are just better kept to yourself

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              [?]steadman slick :rimi_true: [she/her] » 🌐
              @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

              and that's why you SHOULD go into all restricted areas you come across thank you for coming to my ted talk

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              [?]steadman slick :rimi_true: [she/her] » 🌐
              @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

              protip: you can go anywhere you want so long as you just act like you belong there with enough confidence

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                [?]steadman slick :rimi_true: [she/her] » 🌐
                @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                WRONG
                everyone knows if you keep going youll win eventually never give up

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                  [?]steadman slick :rimi_true: [she/her] » 🌐
                  @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                  what if i start rotating you back how about that

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                    [?]steadman slick :rimi_true: [she/her] » 🌐
                    @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                    please stop rotating me in your head im getting dizzy

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                    [?]steadman slick :rimi_true: [she/her] » 🌐
                    @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                    depechemoder

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                    [?]steadman slick :rimi_true: [she/her] » 🌐
                    @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                    hmm

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                    [?]steadman slick :rimi_true: [she/her] » 🌐
                    @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                    nintendos gonna buy him my dad told me

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                      [?]steadman slick :rimi_true: [she/her] » 🌐
                      @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                      i think reddit gets that win actually

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                        [?]steadman slick :rimi_true: [she/her] » 🌐
                        @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                        how the fuck is this shit working what

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                        [?]steadman slick :rimi_true: [she/her] » 🌐
                        @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                        what good has twitter ever done for anyone

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                        [?]steadman slick :rimi_true: [she/her] » 🌐
                        @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                        maybe the second monster was too powerful

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                        [?]steadman slick :rimi_true: [she/her] » 🌐
                        @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                        strange sensation yet again

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                        [?]steadman slick :rimi_true: [she/her] » 🌐
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                        Can I Beat Minecraft Before My Appendix Bursts (IMPOSSIBLE) - Challenge Video

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                        [?]Two Hollywood Phonies [she/they] » 🔓
                        @autumn@cafe.autumn.town

                        @gigalomaniac beating minecraft before passing a kidney stone - every subscriber is one more monster drank

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                          [?]steadman slick :rimi_true: [she/her] » 🌐
                          @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                          im afrajd that one is also impossible

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                            [?]steadman slick :rimi_true: [she/her] » 🌐
                            @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                            oh you got pronouns? you got words that refer to people and things? ill go get the blue hair dye dont worry

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                            [?]steadman slick :rimi_true: [she/her] » 🌐
                            @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                            all people are allowed the freedoms of life, liberty, and pursuit of the bit

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                            [?]steadman slick :rimi_true: [she/her] » 🌐
                            @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                            surely drinking another monster will fix me

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                            [?]steadman slick :rimi_true: [she/her] » 🌐
                            @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                            its like a thing to try to stop scrapers

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