i offer you my undying love and affection in exchange for 200 thousand dollars in negotiable american currency, two front parachutes, and two back parachutes
when are we going to get a reddit automod powered by a real human brain hooked up to an electrode array with a real human consciousness who experiences nothing but having to remove the most fucked up shit you could imagine from reddit.com
an open question: have you ever seen a fork that had a decent name? answer: no you havent its actually illegal for forks to have good names and if you spot one you should report it to first the project lead then the appropriate authorities
i was actually just created 6 years ago in 2018 not born, created any memories you may have of me before then are false, implanted into your brain by my creation event sorry to have to tell you
my friend thinks if bill gates was a toontown cog he would be pencil pusher but im not entirely sold on that maybe if his head was pencil instead of bill head his face is more flunkyish tbh