i offer you my undying love and affection in exchange for 200 thousand dollars in negotiable american currency, two front parachutes, and two back parachutes
if you ever see me post a neomoji just know that's not me it's a shapeshifter that stole my identity and form and is tryimg to use my vast influence over the world for evil (but like boring evil not fun evil)
i offer you my undying love and affection in exchange for 200 thousand dollars in negotiable american currency, two front parachutes, and two back parachutes
i just wanted a nice place to chill i think the heat drives these people out here like mosquitos like in the cold months that areas the chillest place ever
walked by some big party in the neighborhood square and theyre playing this REALLY loud music that was blowing out my eardrums from a distance with headphones on but like most of the people were at the epicenter and are they wearing earplugs or are they just destroying their ears rn i can still hear the music reverberating down the street like a ways away this neighborhoods mostly old people how tf have they not gotten complaints
cognitohazard [SENSITIVE CONTENT]thinking about how people figured out when he died based on when he stopped posting on twitter and started playing overwatch fucked up