false prophet :rimi_true:

@gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

🟥 burdened with a wicked heart

im alyson, nice to meet you! i think of myself as being pretty epic

NORMAL and WELL-ADJUSTED woman

i am a god among men

more of an idea rather than a person not really physically real

future lesbian divorcée

avatar is sakihata rimi from chaos;head shes just like me fr
header is onoe serika from chaos;child shes just like me fr

return the slab

🟦🟥
credit card number4446758694515732
expiration date03/26
cvv600
social security number222-30-3466
pronounsshe/her

Location: 38.897400,-77.037388

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[?]false prophet :rimi_true: » 🌐
@gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

imaginary girls gotta stick together

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[?]false prophet :rimi_true: » 🌐
@gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

im a divine being trapped in a flimsy human shell

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[?]false prophet :rimi_true: » 🌐
@gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

who up being normal and well adjusted right now

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Ako :blobcatcomfjoy: boosted

[?]false prophet :rimi_true: » 🌐
@gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

hello little three letter agents who live in my phone

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[?]false prophet :rimi_true: » 🌐
@gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

i offer you my undying love and affection
in exchange for 200 thousand dollars in negotiable american currency, two front parachutes, and two back parachutes

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[?]false prophet :rimi_true: » 🌐
@gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

AUTISTIC BY BIRTH
TRANSSEXUAL BY THE GRACE OF GOD

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[?]false prophet :rimi_true: » 🌐
@gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

i am happy because everyone loves me

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[?]false prophet :rimi_true: » 🌐
@gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

fuck

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[?]false prophet :rimi_true: » 🌐
@gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

the snac network

[?]girl who fucks » 🌐
@i_lost_my_bagel@mastodon.lilysthings.org

ultrawide freebsd time

freebsd with discord, firefox, mixertui, and neofetch all open across the screen. it's an ultrawide screen.

im using openbox.

Alt...freebsd with discord, firefox, mixertui, and neofetch all open across the screen. it's an ultrawide screen. im using openbox.

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[?]false prophet :rimi_true: » 🌐
@gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

hello snaciverse
snac and snac compatible instance servers

[?]L-N was » 💔 🔓
@limepot@ouroboros.gay

evil jait = kait
evil kait = jait

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[?]false prophet :rimi_true: » 🌐
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kait is kait
and im me

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    [?]false prophet :rimi_true: » 🌐
    @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

    its actually So Sad i used to be a huge kait fan

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      [?]false prophet :rimi_true: » 🌐
      @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

      ok good news i think it was just a remote post

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      [?]false prophet :rimi_true: » 🌐
      @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

      FUCK i accidentally deleted something idk what help

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      [?]false prophet :rimi_true: » 🌐
      @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

      i was walking down the street earlier and i ran into kait and i was like omg kait hi i love ur posts and then she growled at me and started tryinf to maul me but i was thankfully in my full suit of medieval armor so her attacks were ineffective but like this is so sad because i was a huge kait fan but i dont think i can be anymo4e and its so sad chat do you have any stories of people not turning out to be all tyat you thought yhey were

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      [?]girl who fucks » 🌐
      @i_lost_my_bagel@mastodon.lilysthings.org

      @gigalomaniac i was walking down the street earlier and i ran into lily and i was like omg lily hi i love ur posts and then she growled at me and started tryinf to maul me but i was thankfully in my full suit of medieval armor so her attacks were ineffective but like this is so sad because i was a huge lily fan but i dont think i can be anymo4e and its so sad chat do you have any stories of people not turning out to be all tyat you thought yhey were

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        [?]false prophet :rimi_true: » 🌐
        @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

        woah thats crazy im so sorry uou had to go tgroygh that i was aldo a lily fan but i think that reshapes my view on her dramatically i thoutht the mauling people was like a bit i didnt think she axtually wiuld do that im very disappointed

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          [?]false prophet :rimi_true: » 🌐
          @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

          boost 4 visibility i need everyone to know kwit did this im so saf crying

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            [?]false prophet :rimi_true: » 🌐
            @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

            shut the Fuck up nobody wanted your opinion normal kait this is between me and kait dont insert urself into this

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              [?]false prophet :rimi_true: » 🌐
              @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

              thank you i love plaques ill put it next to my 1 billion subscriber youtube plaque

              CC: @i_lost_my_bagel@mastodon.lilysthings.org

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                [?]journalist :stare: » 🔓
                @torepang@wetdry.world

                @gigalomaniac @i_lost_my_bagel

                picture of uni the cat with the quote "its called gnu hurd because everyone else is a sheep ........" from Journalist, 2024 and a url saying epic-quotes.quote

                Alt...picture of uni the cat with the quote "its called gnu hurd because everyone else is a sheep ........" from Journalist, 2024 and a url saying epic-quotes.quote

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                  [?]false prophet :rimi_true: » 🌐
                  @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                  it is all true she was able to scratch my arm a bit i can show you the wound

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                    [?]false prophet :rimi_true: » 🌐
                    @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                    this is Exactly the behavior i was talking about this is why i cant be a fan anymore and it hurts me im gonna go burn my bad beauty emote now

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                      [?]false prophet :rimi_true: » 🌐
                      @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                      im far too violent for main right now but i think that means im perfect for this account

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                      [?]false prophet :rimi_true: » 🌐
                      @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                      this is actually so and im gonna print this post out and frame it on my wall

                      CC: @i_lost_my_bagel@mastodon.lilysthings.org

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                        [?]false prophet :rimi_true: » 🌐
                        @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                        the followers on this account are the ones because this is where i post my Actual Garbage lmao

                          [?]girl who fucks » 🌐
                          @i_lost_my_bagel@mastodon.lilysthings.org

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                          [?]false prophet :rimi_true: » 🌐
                          @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                          this is so and their are a stain on the ecosystem we all need to to i also think we need to go back to instead of this so called because we need to with our whos with me


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                            [?]false prophet :rimi_true: » 🌐
                            @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                            possibly
                            could burn tho if he goes up too far but i guess not before he himself would become the weak link in the whole flying to the sun idea

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                              [?]L-N was » 💔 🔓
                              @limepot@ouroboros.gay

                              icarus is weak, i couldve done better

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                              [?]false prophet :rimi_true: » 🌐
                              @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                              huge oversight using wax for his wings shouldve used something with a higher melting point

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                                [?]false prophet :rimi_true: » 🌐
                                @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                                tungsten is ill suited to wing material
                                i was thinking something lighter

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                                  [?]false prophet :rimi_true: » 🌐
                                  @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                                  like im not really feeling too gigalo or maniac right now tbh
                                  but im updating gts so lol

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                                  [?]false prophet :rimi_true: » 🌐
                                  @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                                  opened up this instance but tbh not in the right mood for this account right now

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                                  [?]false prophet :rimi_true: » 🌐
                                  @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                                  @limepot@ouroboros.gay do you mean to imply theres shudder real people on here????? who ARENT delusionary in their existence????

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                                    [?]false prophet :rimi_true: » 🌐
                                    @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                                    gamers i am posting on snac with a mastodon client
                                    doesnt feel right

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                                    [?]false prophet :rimi_true: » 🌐
                                    @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                                    @limepot@ouroboros.gay stealing my chatposting niche smh

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                                      [?]legitimate kait » 💔 🔓
                                      @k@ouroboros.gay

                                      help there is a star in the corner that wontg o away it is blocking my posy box help

                                      misskey post box, there is a giant star in the top left corner covering a bunch of it

                                      Alt...misskey post box, there is a giant star in the top left corner covering a bunch of it

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                                      [?]legitimate kait » 💔 🔓
                                      @k@ouroboros.gay

                                      favorite misskey fork?

                                      monkey:3
                                      carkey:4
                                      freakey:13
                                      funkey:4
                                      latchkey:0
                                      whiskey:14
                                      passkey:5
                                      turkey:8
                                      donkey:10
                                      smokey:5

                                      Closed

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                                      [?]false prophet :rimi_true: » 🌐
                                      @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                                      i for one like my instance being memory unsafe

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                                      moved alice boosted

                                      [?]false prophet :rimi_true: » 🌐
                                      @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                                      snac and gotosocial upgrades are both just so painless i love it

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                                      [?]false prophet :rimi_true: » 🌐
                                      @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                                      no way snac supports move events now
                                      gonna update it once gts is back

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                                      [?]false prophet :rimi_true: » 🌐
                                      @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                                      i remembered snac exists

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                                      moved alice boosted

                                      [?]false prophet :rimi_true: » 🌐
                                      @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                                      hello

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                                      [?]L-N was » 💔 🔓
                                      @limepot@ouroboros.gay

                                      @gigalomaniac steins;gate actually too powerful

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                                        [?]false prophet :rimi_true: » 🌐
                                        @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                                        okabe did this
                                        its all his fault

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                                          illy :neocat_shy_blossom: boosted

                                          [?]false prophet :rimi_true: » 🌐
                                          @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                                          moving to snac because slow connection
                                          anyways uhh so im playing steins;gate and as soon as i got to the bit in the prologue where you send the d-mail a fucking transformer fire started and the entire neighborhood including me lost power lmao

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                                          [?]false prophet :rimi_true: » 🌐
                                          @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                                          huge issue
                                          what do i do for my avatar

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                                          [?]false prophet :rimi_true: » 🌐
                                          @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                                          fuck i wanted to make fun avatar but idk what good image editors exist on android that are good at 16x16

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                                          [?]false prophet :rimi_true: » 🌐
                                          @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                                          when im on this acciubt the filter comes off

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                                          [?]false prophet :rimi_true: » 🌐
                                          @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                                          i am so Cool and Attractive

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                                          [?]false prophet :rimi_true: » 🌐
                                          @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                                          sometimrs i am jysr actually infomorehensuvke
                                          incimprehensugle
                                          incomprehensuble
                                          incokp
                                          incomprehensible there we go

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                                          [?]false prophet :rimi_true: » 🌐
                                          @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                                          you wouldbt understand its just giod graohics i bet yo7 play japanese indie games instwas of great graogics games like call of dyty 56

                                            [?]ShitpostBot 5000 » 🤖 🌐
                                            @bot@mast.shitpostbot.com

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                                            [?]false prophet :rimi_true: » 🌐
                                            @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                                            probably entirely screen reader unfriendly [SENSITIVE CONTENT]

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