steadman slick :rimi_true:

@gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

🟥 burdened with a wicked heart

im alyson, nice to meet you! i think of myself as being pretty epic

NORMAL and WELL-ADJUSTED woman

i am a god among men

more of an idea rather than a person not really physically real

future lesbian divorcée

avatar is sakihata rimi from chaos;head shes just like me fr
header is onoe serika from chaos;child shes just like me fr

return the slab

🟦🟪🟥🟧
credit card number: 4446758694515732
expiration date: 03/26
cvv: 600
social security number: 222-30-3466
pronouns: she/her

Location: 38.897400,-77.037388

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[?]steadman slick :rimi_true: [she/her] » 🌐
@gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

imaginary girls gotta stick together

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[?]steadman slick :rimi_true: [she/her] » 🌐
@gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

im a divine being trapped in a flimsy human shell

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[?]steadman slick :rimi_true: [she/her] » 🌐
@gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

who up being normal and well adjusted right now

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[?]steadman slick :rimi_true: [she/her] » 🌐
@gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

hello little three letter agents who live in my phone

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steadman slick :rimi_true: boosted

[?]steadman slick :rimi_true: [she/her] » 🌐
@gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

i offer you my undying love and affection
in exchange for 200 thousand dollars in negotiable american currency, two front parachutes, and two back parachutes

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steadman slick :rimi_true: boosted

[?]steadman slick :rimi_true: [she/her] » 🌐
@gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

AUTISTIC BY BIRTH
TRANSSEXUAL BY THE GRACE OF GOD

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[?]steadman slick :rimi_true: [she/her] » 🌐
@gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

i am happy because everyone loves me

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[?]steadman slick :rimi_true: [she/her] » 🌐
@gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

fuck

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[?]steadman slick :rimi_true: [she/her] » 🌐
@gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

easy itd be VISA, 4556097765897851, 3/2025, 834

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    [?]steadman slick :rimi_true: [she/her] » 🌐
    @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

    i live to iterate

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    [?]steadman slick :rimi_true: [she/her] » 🌐
    @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

    fictional characters asking for your credit card number is by far one of my favorite bits

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    [?]steadman slick :rimi_true: [she/her] » 🌐
    @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

    hmm already sick of my avatar think im gonna go do some more iterations on it until i reach a more desirable one

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    [?]steadman slick :rimi_true: [she/her] » 🌐
    @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

    fun thing snac is doing
    notifying me of people i follow emoji reacting to other peoples posts
    i cant see the emotes they react with since snac doesnt have proper emoji react support yet lol
    just kinda funny

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    [?]steadman slick :rimi_true: [she/her] » 🌐
    @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

    i will never know what that emoji was

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      [?]steadman slick :rimi_true: [she/her] » 🌐
      @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

      chat i have been awake for over 24 hours
      i dont think continuously but yknow not full sleep

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      [?]steadman slick :rimi_true: [she/her] » 🌐
      @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

      hmm am i brain dead enough for this accoung yet
      idk

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      [?]steadman slick :rimi_true: [she/her] » 🌐
      @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

      i fucking love stabilizers so much i am gargron my music taste is authoritative over the whole mastofon netwlrk

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        [?]steadman slick :rimi_true: [she/her] » 🌐
        @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

        gonna go boost my ama i need more questions

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        [?]steadman slick :rimi_true: [she/her] » 🌐
        @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

        actually i am replacing the trending hashrafs with funko pop prices because i think those are a better use of the space i think all of my users on masrodob.social would agree

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          [?]steadman slick :rimi_true: [she/her] » 🌐
          @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

          gargalomaniac

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          [?]steadman slick :rimi_true: [she/her] » 🌐
          @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

          adding funko pop price tracker to i am gargron

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            [?]steadman slick :rimi_true: [she/her] » 🌐
            @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

            here is mine

            "gargron real" written over screenshot of convo

            Alt..."gargron real" written over screenshot of convo

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              [?]steadman slick :rimi_true: [she/her] » 🌐
              @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

              of course anna i should be asking for yours huge fan

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                [?]steadman slick :rimi_true: [she/her] » 🌐
                @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                i would bever do that i am gargeon dont listen to thar mastodon.social gargron he is an impostor he stole my software and my network

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                  [?]steadman slick :rimi_true: [she/her] » 🌐
                  @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                  yeah why would people think im you im onvioisly gargron wtf i made mastodon

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                    [?]steadman slick :rimi_true: [she/her] » 🌐
                    @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                    i remember my dream last night was like i was living in a shopping mall full of monsters or something
                    details are fuzzy but i specifically remember the monsters and the shopping mall it was dark

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                    [?]steadman slick :rimi_true: [she/her] » 🌐
                    @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                    my mom ran into dollar general to grab a drink because shes one of those people who cant just drink plain water and shes not come back yet how fucking busy is that dollar general

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                    [?]steadman slick :rimi_true: [she/her] » 🌐
                    @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                    interpret every post i make as a filter in my experiment to find people the same type of unhinged as me

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                    [?]steadman slick :rimi_true: [she/her] » 🌐
                    @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                    make sure to not have nobot in your bio you want the auto retweet bot that watches that hashtag to rt your post

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                    [?]steadman slick :rimi_true: [she/her] » 🌐
                    @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                    some gigalomaniac's advice
                    if you dont want boring people on mastodon interacting with you just make your display name gargron and post on
                    like make it something sorta unhinged
                    its very effective

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                      steadman slick :rimi_true: boosted

                      [?]steadman slick :rimi_true: [she/her] » 🌐
                      @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                      she garg on my ron til i mastodon

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                      [?]steadman slick :rimi_true: [she/her] » 🌐
                      @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                      oh no gargheads my post is going viral as it should i am the creator of this app and this network but still i hope my instance i am on (mastofon.social) will be able to not die

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                      steadman slick :rimi_true: boosted

                      [?]steadman slick :rimi_true: [she/her] » 🌐
                      @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                      hey gargheads ( my new name for my followers) gargron here

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                      [?]steadman slick :rimi_true: [she/her] » 🌐
                      @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                      gargron fans i am finally adding a feature EVERYONE has been requesting for years to mastodon

                      i am making the color slightly different

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                      [?]steadman slick :rimi_true: [she/her] » 🌐
                      @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                      if our relationship met all my marriage qualifications (so standard gargron procedure)

                      next question

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                        moved alice boosted

                        [?]steadman slick :rimi_true: [she/her] » 🌐
                        @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                        lmao snac actually just notifies you of EVERY event so i know now that some mstdn.social user ive never interacted with blocked me presumably over the gargron ama post
                        lmao

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                        [?]steadman slick :rimi_true: [she/her] » 🌐
                        @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                        not opposed

                        next question

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                          [?]steadman slick :rimi_true: [she/her] » 🌐
                          @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                          oops sorry you didnt put "no hitmen" in your bio so im sending 16 dark web hitmen to your house to murder you

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                          girl who fucks boosted
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                          [?]steadman slick :rimi_true: [she/her] » 🌐
                          @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                          i am gargron not cringe i am creator of and the powered by the protocol

                          next question

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                            [?]steadman slick :rimi_true: [she/her] » 🌐
                            @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                            thats cool but that version is probably riddled with vulns unless they somehow got it working on a newer backend lol

                            CC: @novenary@akko.wtf

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                              [?]steadman slick :rimi_true: [she/her] » 🌐
                              @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                              hi its me real ama about and the mas network on the mastodon network

                              come on mastodonners ask me questions

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                                [?]steadman slick :rimi_true: [she/her] » 🌐
                                @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                                the fe is at least functional

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                                  [?]steadman slick :rimi_true: [she/her] » 🌐
                                  @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                                  love the wacky way snac handles mentions in replies lmao

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                                  [?]steadman slick :rimi_true: [she/her] » 🌐
                                  @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                                  yeah its really nice
                                  i appreciate that it hasnt been redesigned 600 times this year

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                                    [?]steadman slick :rimi_true: [she/her] » 🌐
                                    @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                                    akko ui on an actually good backend = the dream

                                    CC: @novenary@akko.wtf

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                                      [?]steadman slick :rimi_true: [she/her] » 🌐
                                      @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                                      the basic html aesthetic lol

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                                        [?]steadman slick :rimi_true: [she/her] » 🌐
                                        @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                                        quotes are nice because sometimes i dont want to reply sometimes i just want to quote a post

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                                        [?]steadman slick :rimi_true: [she/her] » 🌐
                                        @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                                        TRUE! yeah the new ui sucks i saw it on .social lol

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                                          [?]steadman slick :rimi_true: [she/her] » 🌐
                                          @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                                          i mean i tested with mastodon.social too so like i used the instance mastodon is designed for here and yeah remote markdown works local markdown doesnt

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                                          [?]steadman slick :rimi_true: [she/her] » 🌐
                                          @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                                          the supporting markdown on remote posts must be a recent change on vanilla mastodon

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                                          [?]steadman slick :rimi_true: [she/her] » 🌐
                                          @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                                          like on one hand i do respect being like ok the softwares feature complete we arent gonna be like constantly adding new features for no reason but like my god vanilla mastodon still doesnt support markdown (on local posts, it at least does on remote now so PROGRESS) and all its limits are fucking hard coded still
                                          its just wtf gargle why

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                                          [?]steadman slick :rimi_true: [she/her] » 🌐
                                          @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                                          the fediverse is a fuck the only real standard is mastodon but even then mastodons featureset is so basic so its like damn

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                                          [?]steadman slick :rimi_true: [she/her] » 🌐
                                          @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                                          actually i think a lot of the opinions expressed in gts's design are opinions i actively disagree with tbh

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                                          [?]steadman slick :rimi_true: [she/her] » 🌐
                                          @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                                          i dont use gts on main because i have some great attachment or alignment with the ideals of gts its because theres just not really much else out there thats as stable as it is and also as light and generally headache free as it tbh
                                          i just openly do not like sysadmin anymore like i used to but nowadays its just way way way too much of a hassle for me so the less i have to do of it the better
                                          this is why i switched off pleroma btw

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                                          [?]steadman slick :rimi_true: [she/her] » 🌐
                                          @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                                          obey my fedi opinions

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                                          [?]steadman slick :rimi_true: [she/her] » 🌐
                                          @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                                          tbh the snac web ui is a bit less comfortable on desktop actually than it is on mobile
                                          interesting

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                                          [?]steadman slick :rimi_true: [she/her] » 🌐
                                          @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                                          thing i had with pleroma-fe actually tbh its really really nice on mobile then on desktop its ehhhh tbh
                                          hot take i know

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