false prophet :rimi_true:

@gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

🟥 burdened with a wicked heart

im alyson, nice to meet you! i think of myself as being pretty epic

NORMAL and WELL-ADJUSTED woman

i am a god among men

more of an idea rather than a person not really physically real

future lesbian divorcée

avatar is sakihata rimi from chaos;head shes just like me fr
header is onoe serika from chaos;child shes just like me fr

return the slab

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credit card number4446758694515732
expiration date03/26
cvv600
social security number222-30-3466
pronounsshe/her

Location: 38.897400,-77.037388

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[?]false prophet :rimi_true: » 🌐
@gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

imaginary girls gotta stick together

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[?]false prophet :rimi_true: » 🌐
@gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

im a divine being trapped in a flimsy human shell

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[?]azalea 🌸 » 🌐
@azalea@woem.space

@gigalomaniac also real and true

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    [?]azalea 🌸 » 🌐
    @azalea@woem.space

    @gigalomaniac same awawawa

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      [?]false prophet :rimi_true: » 🌐
      @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

      truly, is it not difficult to be a god among men?

      CC: @azalea@woem.space

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        [?]false prophet :rimi_true: » 🌐
        @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

        who up being normal and well adjusted right now

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        [?]ia from doskel networks » 💔 🌐
        @ia@sk.doskel.net

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        [?]false prophet :rimi_true: » 🌐
        @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

        Even If Nobody Else Gets Me I am Sure that ia Gets Me

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          [?]false prophet :rimi_true: » 🌐
          @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

          hello little three letter agents who live in my phone

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          [?]false prophet :rimi_true: » 🌐
          @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

          i offer you my undying love and affection
          in exchange for 200 thousand dollars in negotiable american currency, two front parachutes, and two back parachutes

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          [?]false prophet :rimi_true: » 🌐
          @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

          AUTISTIC BY BIRTH
          TRANSSEXUAL BY THE GRACE OF GOD

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          [?]false prophet :rimi_true: » 🌐
          @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

          i am happy because everyone loves me

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          [?]false prophet :rimi_true: » 🌐
          @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

          fuck

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          [?]false prophet :rimi_true: » 🌐
          @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

          gargron pat emoji

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          [?]false prophet :rimi_true: » 🌐
          @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

          introducing black mold to my house so it can eventually replace my house completely then i can live in a cool mold house

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          [?]false prophet :rimi_true: » 🌐
          @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

          so chat whats your thoughts on posting using mastodon clients

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          [?]false prophet :rimi_true: » 🌐
          @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

          nelle bait post

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          [?]false prophet :rimi_true: » 🌐
          @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

          i just used a generator that makes luhn algorithm passing cards lol

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            [?]false prophet :rimi_true: » 🌐
            @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

            any gigalomaniac born after 1993 can’t cook… all they know is mcdonald’s , realboot they di-sword, prophecize, play eso , eat popsicle & lie

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            [?]false prophet :rimi_true: » 🌐
            @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

            i will not post the reply for whatever thing because i am gargron i am above such things i invented it

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            [?]false prophet :rimi_true: » 🌐
            @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

            normal just like me

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            [?]false prophet :rimi_true: » 🌐
            @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

            set my header to a normal minecraft screenshot

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            [?]false prophet :rimi_true: » 🌐
            @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

            the mechanism by which they create new gargrons
            gargron is a position not a person i am just the latest one

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              [?]false prophet :rimi_true: » 🌐
              @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

              hello gargron here welcome to my
              my all began when i was awakened from my tube i was stored in until i grew to adulthood and then i got implanted with a set of and put to work developing

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                [?]false prophet :rimi_true: » 🌐
                @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                kait
                tomo

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                [?]false prophet :rimi_true: » 🌐
                @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                i should roll out custom localizations for snac lmao

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                [?]false prophet :rimi_true: » 🌐
                @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                gargalomaniac

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                [?]false prophet :rimi_true: » 🌐
                @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                everyone i am adding nintendo wii support to mastodon

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                [?]false prophet :rimi_true: » 🌐
                @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                gargron is my favorite fictional character

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                [?]false prophet :rimi_true: » 🌐
                @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                jarjron

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                [?]false prophet :rimi_true: » 🌐
                @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                what if i told you its a soft g

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                [?]false prophet :rimi_true: » 🌐
                @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                for my (gargron) eyes only, important mastodon security info do not open [SENSITIVE CONTENT]hello gargron your mastodon development bank accounts debit card is VISA, 4485633935325955, 4/2029, 154
                be sure to keep this safe

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                [?]false prophet :rimi_true: » 🌐
                @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                i forgot my display name is still gargron on here
                im gonna keep it as is

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                [?]false prophet :rimi_true: » 🌐
                @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                gonna pray so hard the stock market goes right back up to 10000000x returns

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                  [?]false prophet :rimi_true: » 🌐
                  @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                  thats like give a fake card number 101

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                  [?]false prophet :rimi_true: » 🌐
                  @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                  if im gonna be giving out credit card numbers i gotta make them at least be able to pass luhn verification

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                  [?]false prophet :rimi_true: » 🌐
                  @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                  think this avatar is just going to be an iterative process day by day until i eventually reach 16x16 1bpp nirvanna

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                  [?]false prophet :rimi_true: » 🌐
                  @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                  easy itd be VISA, 4556097765897851, 3/2025, 834

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                    [?]false prophet :rimi_true: » 🌐
                    @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                    i live to iterate

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                    [?]false prophet :rimi_true: » 🌐
                    @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                    fictional characters asking for your credit card number is by far one of my favorite bits

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                    [?]false prophet :rimi_true: » 🌐
                    @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                    hmm already sick of my avatar think im gonna go do some more iterations on it until i reach a more desirable one

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                    [?]false prophet :rimi_true: » 🌐
                    @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                    fun thing snac is doing
                    notifying me of people i follow emoji reacting to other peoples posts
                    i cant see the emotes they react with since snac doesnt have proper emoji react support yet lol
                    just kinda funny

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                    [?]false prophet :rimi_true: » 🌐
                    @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                    i will never know what that emoji was

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                      [?]false prophet :rimi_true: » 🌐
                      @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                      chat i have been awake for over 24 hours
                      i dont think continuously but yknow not full sleep

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                      [?]false prophet :rimi_true: » 🌐
                      @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                      hmm am i brain dead enough for this accoung yet
                      idk

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                      [?]false prophet :rimi_true: » 🌐
                      @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                      i fucking love stabilizers so much i am gargron my music taste is authoritative over the whole mastofon netwlrk

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                        [?]false prophet :rimi_true: » 🌐
                        @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                        gonna go boost my ama i need more questions

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                        [?]false prophet :rimi_true: » 🌐
                        @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                        actually i am replacing the trending hashrafs with funko pop prices because i think those are a better use of the space i think all of my users on masrodob.social would agree

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                          [?]false prophet :rimi_true: » 🌐
                          @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                          gargalomaniac

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                          [?]false prophet :rimi_true: » 🌐
                          @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                          adding funko pop price tracker to i am gargron

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                            [?]false prophet :rimi_true: » 🌐
                            @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                            here is mine

                            "gargron real" written over screenshot of convo

                            Alt..."gargron real" written over screenshot of convo

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                              [?]false prophet :rimi_true: » 🌐
                              @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                              of course anna i should be asking for yours huge fan

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                                [?]false prophet :rimi_true: » 🌐
                                @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                                i would bever do that i am gargeon dont listen to thar mastodon.social gargron he is an impostor he stole my software and my network

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                                  [?]false prophet :rimi_true: » 🌐
                                  @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                                  yeah why would people think im you im onvioisly gargron wtf i made mastodon

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                                    [?]false prophet :rimi_true: » 🌐
                                    @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                                    i remember my dream last night was like i was living in a shopping mall full of monsters or something
                                    details are fuzzy but i specifically remember the monsters and the shopping mall it was dark

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                                    [?]false prophet :rimi_true: » 🌐
                                    @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                                    my mom ran into dollar general to grab a drink because shes one of those people who cant just drink plain water and shes not come back yet how fucking busy is that dollar general

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                                    [?]false prophet :rimi_true: » 🌐
                                    @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                                    interpret every post i make as a filter in my experiment to find people the same type of unhinged as me

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                                    [?]false prophet :rimi_true: » 🌐
                                    @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                                    make sure to not have nobot in your bio you want the auto retweet bot that watches that hashtag to rt your post

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                                    [?]false prophet :rimi_true: » 🌐
                                    @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                                    some gigalomaniac's advice
                                    if you dont want boring people on mastodon interacting with you just make your display name gargron and post on
                                    like make it something sorta unhinged
                                    its very effective

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