i offer you my undying love and affection in exchange for 200 thousand dollars in negotiable american currency, two front parachutes, and two back parachutes
hello gargron here welcome to my #DrawMyLife my #life all began when i was awakened from my tube i was stored in until i grew to adulthood and then i got implanted with a set of #memories and put to work developing #mastodon
for my (gargron) eyes only, important mastodon security info do not open [SENSITIVE CONTENT]hello gargron your mastodon development bank accounts debit card is VISA, 4485633935325955, 4/2029, 154 be sure to keep this safe
fun thing snac is doing notifying me of people i follow emoji reacting to other peoples posts i cant see the emotes they react with since snac doesnt have proper emoji react support yet lol just kinda funny
actually i am replacing the trending hashrafs with funko pop prices because i think those are a better use of the space i think all of my users on masrodob.social would agree
i remember my dream last night was like i was living in a shopping mall full of monsters or something details are fuzzy but i specifically remember the monsters and the shopping mall it was dark
my mom ran into dollar general to grab a drink because shes one of those people who cant just drink plain water and shes not come back yet how fucking busy is that dollar general
some gigalomaniac's advice if you dont want boring people on mastodon interacting with you just make your display name gargron and post on #mastodon like make it something sorta unhinged its very effective