false prophet :rimi_true:

@gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

🟥 burdened with a wicked heart

im alyson, nice to meet you! i think of myself as being pretty epic

NORMAL and WELL-ADJUSTED woman

i am a god among men

more of an idea rather than a person not really physically real

future lesbian divorcée

avatar is sakihata rimi from chaos;head shes just like me fr
header is onoe serika from chaos;child shes just like me fr

return the slab

🟦🟥
credit card number: 4446758694515732
expiration date: 03/26
cvv: 600
social security number: 222-30-3466
pronouns: she/her

Location: 38.897400,-77.037388

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[?]false prophet :rimi_true: » 🌐
@gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

imaginary girls gotta stick together

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[?]false prophet :rimi_true: » 🌐
@gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

im a divine being trapped in a flimsy human shell

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[?]azalea 🌸 » 🌐
@azalea@woem.space

@gigalomaniac also real and true

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    [?]azalea 🌸 » 🌐
    @azalea@woem.space

    @gigalomaniac same awawawa

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      [?]false prophet :rimi_true: » 🌐
      @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

      truly, is it not difficult to be a god among men?

      CC: @azalea@woem.space

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        [?]false prophet :rimi_true: » 🌐
        @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

        who up being normal and well adjusted right now

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        [?]ia from doskel networks » 💔 🌐
        @ia@sk.doskel.net

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          [?]false prophet :rimi_true: » 🌐
          @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

          Even If Nobody Else Gets Me I am Sure that ia Gets Me

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            [?]false prophet :rimi_true: » 🌐
            @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

            hello little three letter agents who live in my phone

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            [?]false prophet :rimi_true: » 🌐
            @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

            i offer you my undying love and affection
            in exchange for 200 thousand dollars in negotiable american currency, two front parachutes, and two back parachutes

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            [?]false prophet :rimi_true: » 🌐
            @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

            AUTISTIC BY BIRTH
            TRANSSEXUAL BY THE GRACE OF GOD

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            [?]false prophet :rimi_true: » 🌐
            @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

            i am happy because everyone loves me

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            [?]false prophet :rimi_true: » 🌐
            @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

            fuck

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            [?]false prophet :rimi_true: » 🌐
            @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

            (you may only interact with me from snac)

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            [?]false prophet :rimi_true: » 🌐
            @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

            im feelijg
            blrgh

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            [?]false prophet :rimi_true: » 🌐
            @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

            snaccers whats snacing today

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            [?]false prophet :rimi_true: » 🌐
            @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

            i will never theme my snac in fact i will remove the little themeing it does have i need to match my kaitsite

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            [?]false prophet :rimi_true: » 🌐
            @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

            my snac is better
            because im a certified snac-er

            false prophet :rimi_true: boosted

            [?]knife wife (not padded) » 💔 🌐
            @novenary@munch.kwak.zip

            :munch:

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              [?]false prophet :rimi_true: » 🌐
              @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

              i am snacing so hard rn

              CC: @novenary@munch.kwak.zip

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                [?]false prophet :rimi_true: » 🌐
                @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                hello lily its me gargron in order to change your mastodon favicon the first thing you need to do is sacrifice your family to the dark god baal
                if you do that then maybe itll work
                if you dont have family then maybe the people closest to you in general will suffice
                hope this helps!

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                  [?]false prophet :rimi_true: » 🌐
                  @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                  feel like garbage today but thats normal so i guess i feel normal

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                  [?]false prophet :rimi_true: » 🌐
                  @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                  why can snac not be at all consistent with profile field ordering
                  its showing up reversed remotely again

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                  [?]false prophet :rimi_true: » 🌐
                  @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                  bleh

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                  [?]false prophet :rimi_true: » 🌐
                  @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                  yeah im sick of gargmoding tbh

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                  [?]false prophet :rimi_true: » 🌐
                  @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                  good
                  they all must see my posts
                  they all must have my will imposed on them

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                    [?]false prophet :rimi_true: » 🌐
                    @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                    dunno how long im gonna be keeping up the gargron bit
                    im getting garged out

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                    [?]false prophet :rimi_true: » 🌐
                    @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                    favorite gargron

                    mastodon.social gargron:0
                    mastodon.online gargron:0
                    fraudulent.link gargron (THE REAL ONE):16

                    Closed

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                    [?]false prophet :rimi_true: » 🌐
                    @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                    gargron tip: if your pharmacy tries to take away your xanax just bring a loaded firearm! itll convince them! subscribe for more


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                      [?]false prophet :rimi_true: » 🌐
                      @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                      im a huge fan personally of jon Arbuckle i love his comics and im so happy he decoded to come to my mastodon network im so happy

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                        [?]false prophet :rimi_true: » 🌐
                        @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                        nobody outgargs the ron

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                        [?]false prophet :rimi_true: » 🌐
                        @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                        i am going to catch them in a little net and i am going to turn them into a nic3 soup thst me and my cat will eat

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                          [?]false prophet :rimi_true: » 🌐
                          @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                          im gonna need to check with ron first hes very shy he may not be interested

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                            [?]false prophet :rimi_true: » 🌐
                            @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                            still accepting questions for my gargron ama

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                            [?]false prophet :rimi_true: » 🌐
                            @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                            snac boost button moment

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                            [?]false prophet :rimi_true: » 🌐
                            @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                            i grow in power for each mastodon facename that blocks me

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                            [?]false prophet :rimi_true: » 🌐
                            @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                            every time i gargpost with hashtags i always see at least 2 mastodon facenames block me lmao

                            (snac notifies for block events)

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                            [?]false prophet :rimi_true: » 🌐
                            @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                            i am Perfection

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                            [?]false prophet :rimi_true: » 🌐
                            @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                            omg reference i Love steind gate i love when they pit the banana in the microwave and they got all greenified i love when when

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                              L-N was boosted
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                              [?]false prophet :rimi_true: » 🌐
                              @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                              more likely than You think

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                                [?]false prophet :rimi_true: » 🌐
                                @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                                of course of course

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                                  [?]false prophet :rimi_true: » 🌐
                                  @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                                  so sad i didnt know because i am a huve fan of mr bater so i think i should try harder to be a real fan in tje future

                                  CC: @kim@linfan.moe

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                                    [?]false prophet :rimi_true: » 🌐
                                    @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                                    maybe i sgould add deez nuts jokes to mastofon

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                                    [?]false prophet :rimi_true: » 🌐
                                    @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                                    gargposting filtering out more mastocels
                                    my subjective fediverse will be more pure

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                                    [?]false prophet :rimi_true: » 🌐
                                    @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                                    who the fuck is master don

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                                    [?]false prophet :rimi_true: » 🌐
                                    @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                                    this is so Real wht didnt i think of this sooner this is what i need to get the twitter users to come to my mastodob

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                                      [?]false prophet :rimi_true: » 🌐
                                      @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                                      its True i do love steins gate my favorite one is kurisu but thats just because my favorire color is brown

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                                        [?]false prophet :rimi_true: » 🌐
                                        @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                                        i hope you all like my new intro post

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                                        [?]false prophet :rimi_true: » 🌐
                                        @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                                        Time for a

                                        hello i am gargron i am the developer of and admin of mastodon.social
                                        my credit card number is VISA, 4929531721607913, 11/2028, 412 and my favorite color is brown
                                        i am the god of the
                                        everyone must bow before me
                                        im like 30-60% cooler than twitter jack
                                        thank you for using my website godbless

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                                          [?]false prophet :rimi_true: » 🌐
                                          @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                                          garging so hard rigjt now boost if u agree


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                                            in reply to »

                                            [?]false prophet :rimi_true: » 🌐
                                            @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                                            i can only be the most Normal if im on an instance that isnt mine

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                                              [?]false prophet :rimi_true: » 🌐
                                              @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                                              you should force that fake gargron to do that

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                                                [?]false prophet :rimi_true: » 🌐
                                                @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                                                i am going to make your Mastodon Network instance destroy itself thats what you get for crossing garhron

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                                                  [?]false prophet :rimi_true: » 🌐
                                                  @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                                                  DO NOT i FORBID you to make me, gargron, a cat
                                                  if anything i am more similar to a rat or a weasel

                                                  CC: @limepot@ouroboros.gay

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                                                    [?]false prophet :rimi_true: » 🌐
                                                    @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                                                    cool snac fixed the leaked emojireact notifs
                                                    thats good

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                                                    [?]false prophet :rimi_true: » 🌐
                                                    @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                                                    maybe i am maybe im not either way their high pitched noises are hurting me pleasw tell them to stop

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                                                      [?]false prophet :rimi_true: » 🌐
                                                      @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                                                      thinking about enshittification

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                                                      [?]false prophet :rimi_true: » 🌐
                                                      @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                                                      chat can you tell the bugs to shut the fuck up i do not care that you are trying to attract a mate SHUT THE FUCK UP i am tired of this noise

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                                                      [?]false prophet :rimi_true: » 🌐
                                                      @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                                                      What's up snac fans i am using Kaios right now help it sucks how do i insert a newline
                                                      Oh that's how
                                                      Why middle button
                                                      Wacky
                                                      Anyway this kinda sucks and i am no shining finger
                                                      Byeeee

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                                                      [?]false prophet :rimi_true: » 🌐
                                                      @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                                                      safely back on android and yeah kaios kinda sucks its browser isnt even well designed for a feature phone
                                                      there just are not good feature phones anymore im convinced they do not exist

                                                      me typing the above post on kai os

                                                      Alt...me typing the above post on kai os

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                                                        [?]false prophet :rimi_true: » 🌐
                                                        @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                                                        guys look at my fedi circle!!!!

                                                        there is nobody in the circle except for me

                                                        Alt...there is nobody in the circle except for me

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                                                        L-N was boosted
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                                                        [?]false prophet :rimi_true: » 🌐
                                                        @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                                                        @limepot@ouroboros.gay the fake gargron as opposed to me the real

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