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@gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

🟥 burdened with a wicked heart

im alyson, nice to meet you! i think of myself as being pretty epic

NORMAL and WELL-ADJUSTED woman

i am a god among men

more of an idea rather than a person not really physically real

future lesbian divorcée

avatar is sakihata rimi from chaos;head shes just like me fr
header is onoe serika from chaos;child shes just like me fr

return the slab

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credit card number: 4446758694515732
expiration date: 03/26
cvv: 600
social security number: 222-30-3466
pronouns: she/her

Location: 38.897400,-77.037388

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imaginary girls gotta stick together

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im a divine being trapped in a flimsy human shell

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who up being normal and well adjusted right now

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hello little three letter agents who live in my phone

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i offer you my undying love and affection
in exchange for 200 thousand dollars in negotiable american currency, two front parachutes, and two back parachutes

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AUTISTIC BY BIRTH
TRANSSEXUAL BY THE GRACE OF GOD

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i am happy because everyone loves me

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fuck

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you dont know my girlfriend she goes to another school in another country on another planet in another universe

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TRUE!

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    there is a button under all remote posts to delete them off my server so i could make it true

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      [?]L-N was » 💔 🔓
      @limepot@ouroboros.gay

      Announce by nelle 2024-08-17

      nelle boosted

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      [?]false prophet :rimi_true: » 🌐
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      Announce by gigalowhatever 2024-08-17

      gigalowhatever boosted

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        [?]false prophet :rimi_true: » 🌐
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        (you may only interact with me from snac)

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        [?]false prophet :rimi_true: » 🌐
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        im feelijg
        blrgh

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        [?]false prophet :rimi_true: » 🌐
        @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

        snaccers whats snacing today

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        [?]false prophet :rimi_true: » 🌐
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        i will never theme my snac in fact i will remove the little themeing it does have i need to match my kaitsite

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        [?]false prophet :rimi_true: » 🌐
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        my snac is better
        because im a certified snac-er

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        [?]knife wife (not padded) » 💔 🌐
        @novenary@munch.kwak.zip

        :munch:

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          [?]false prophet :rimi_true: » 🌐
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          i am snacing so hard rn

          CC: @novenary@munch.kwak.zip

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            [?]false prophet :rimi_true: » 🌐
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            hello lily its me gargron in order to change your mastodon favicon the first thing you need to do is sacrifice your family to the dark god baal
            if you do that then maybe itll work
            if you dont have family then maybe the people closest to you in general will suffice
            hope this helps!

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              [?]false prophet :rimi_true: » 🌐
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              feel like garbage today but thats normal so i guess i feel normal

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              [?]false prophet :rimi_true: » 🌐
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              why can snac not be at all consistent with profile field ordering
              its showing up reversed remotely again

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              [?]false prophet :rimi_true: » 🌐
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              bleh

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              [?]false prophet :rimi_true: » 🌐
              @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

              yeah im sick of gargmoding tbh

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              good
              they all must see my posts
              they all must have my will imposed on them

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                [?]false prophet :rimi_true: » 🌐
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                dunno how long im gonna be keeping up the gargron bit
                im getting garged out

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                [?]false prophet :rimi_true: » 🌐
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                favorite gargron

                mastodon.social gargron:0
                mastodon.online gargron:0
                fraudulent.link gargron (THE REAL ONE):16

                Closed

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                [?]false prophet :rimi_true: » 🌐
                @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                gargron tip: if your pharmacy tries to take away your xanax just bring a loaded firearm! itll convince them! subscribe for more


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                  [?]false prophet :rimi_true: » 🌐
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                  im a huge fan personally of jon Arbuckle i love his comics and im so happy he decoded to come to my mastodon network im so happy

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                    [?]false prophet :rimi_true: » 🌐
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                    nobody outgargs the ron

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                    [?]false prophet :rimi_true: » 🌐
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                    i am going to catch them in a little net and i am going to turn them into a nic3 soup thst me and my cat will eat

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                      [?]false prophet :rimi_true: » 🌐
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                      im gonna need to check with ron first hes very shy he may not be interested

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                        [?]false prophet :rimi_true: » 🌐
                        @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                        still accepting questions for my gargron ama

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                        [?]false prophet :rimi_true: » 🌐
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                        snac boost button moment

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                        [?]false prophet :rimi_true: » 🌐
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                        i grow in power for each mastodon facename that blocks me

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                        [?]false prophet :rimi_true: » 🌐
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                        every time i gargpost with hashtags i always see at least 2 mastodon facenames block me lmao

                        (snac notifies for block events)

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                        [?]false prophet :rimi_true: » 🌐
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                        i am Perfection

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                        [?]false prophet :rimi_true: » 🌐
                        @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                        omg reference i Love steind gate i love when they pit the banana in the microwave and they got all greenified i love when when

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                          [?]false prophet :rimi_true: » 🌐
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                          more likely than You think

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                            [?]false prophet :rimi_true: » 🌐
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                            of course of course

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                              [?]false prophet :rimi_true: » 🌐
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                              so sad i didnt know because i am a huve fan of mr bater so i think i should try harder to be a real fan in tje future

                              CC: @kim@linfan.moe

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                                [?]false prophet :rimi_true: » 🌐
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                                maybe i sgould add deez nuts jokes to mastofon

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                                [?]false prophet :rimi_true: » 🌐
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                                gargposting filtering out more mastocels
                                my subjective fediverse will be more pure

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                                [?]false prophet :rimi_true: » 🌐
                                @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                                who the fuck is master don

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                                [?]false prophet :rimi_true: » 🌐
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                                this is so Real wht didnt i think of this sooner this is what i need to get the twitter users to come to my mastodob

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                                  [?]false prophet :rimi_true: » 🌐
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                                  its True i do love steins gate my favorite one is kurisu but thats just because my favorire color is brown

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                                    [?]false prophet :rimi_true: » 🌐
                                    @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                                    i hope you all like my new intro post

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                                    [?]false prophet :rimi_true: » 🌐
                                    @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                                    Time for a

                                    hello i am gargron i am the developer of and admin of mastodon.social
                                    my credit card number is VISA, 4929531721607913, 11/2028, 412 and my favorite color is brown
                                    i am the god of the
                                    everyone must bow before me
                                    im like 30-60% cooler than twitter jack
                                    thank you for using my website godbless

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                                      [?]false prophet :rimi_true: » 🌐
                                      @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                                      garging so hard rigjt now boost if u agree


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                                        [?]false prophet :rimi_true: » 🌐
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                                        i can only be the most Normal if im on an instance that isnt mine

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                                          [?]false prophet :rimi_true: » 🌐
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                                          you should force that fake gargron to do that

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                                            [?]false prophet :rimi_true: » 🌐
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                                            i am going to make your Mastodon Network instance destroy itself thats what you get for crossing garhron

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                                              [?]false prophet :rimi_true: » 🌐
                                              @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                                              DO NOT i FORBID you to make me, gargron, a cat
                                              if anything i am more similar to a rat or a weasel

                                              CC: @limepot@ouroboros.gay

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                                                [?]false prophet :rimi_true: » 🌐
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                                                cool snac fixed the leaked emojireact notifs
                                                thats good

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                                                [?]false prophet :rimi_true: » 🌐
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                                                maybe i am maybe im not either way their high pitched noises are hurting me pleasw tell them to stop

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                                                  [?]false prophet :rimi_true: » 🌐
                                                  @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                                                  thinking about enshittification

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