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🟥 burdened with a wicked heart

im alyson, nice to meet you! i think of myself as being pretty epic

NORMAL and WELL-ADJUSTED woman

i am a god among men

more of an idea rather than a person not really physically real

future lesbian divorcée

avatar is sakihata rimi from chaos;head shes just like me fr
header is onoe serika from chaos;child shes just like me fr

return the slab

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credit card number4446758694515732
expiration date03/26
cvv600
social security number222-30-3466
pronounsshe/her

Location: 38.897400,-77.037388

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imaginary girls gotta stick together

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im a divine being trapped in a flimsy human shell

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who up being normal and well adjusted right now

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hello little three letter agents who live in my phone

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i offer you my undying love and affection
in exchange for 200 thousand dollars in negotiable american currency, two front parachutes, and two back parachutes

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AUTISTIC BY BIRTH
TRANSSEXUAL BY THE GRACE OF GOD

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i am happy because everyone loves me

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fuck

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TINNITUS ATTACK‼️

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setting up the vibes properly
synchronization

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i am happy because everyone loves me

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epic

my post got boosted by a bot that auto boosts posts in the finance hashtag

Alt...my post got boosted by a bot that auto boosts posts in the finance hashtag

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ok decided being woke is cringe actually and putting my life savings on $SLEEP i think it has high potential for a moonshot

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    i guess i was wrong

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      you dont know who you are

      CC: @lily@duke.social

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        think that's a pin

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        mic mic check check 1 1 2 2 you can do great things with homebrew brew

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        remember gamers: two toasters cancel each other out

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        i was gonna post something but i got distracted you know who you are bitch

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        im gonna stay young and hot forever

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        actually going woke is where its at gonna not go to sleep ever again its truly for the weak like old people and 5 years old babies and im in neither of those demographics

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        im so excited about microsoft excel im so excited for ballmercon im gonna be first in line to EVERY panel

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        standing up to the woke agenda (going to sleep)

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        thank you thank you takes a bow

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          mines already on my profile

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            lets be social security besties

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            something something something penis something something something

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            shes so me

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            vibes not a perfect match but fairly close
            will need to workshop that and if i migrate instances im definitely doing debugger as my username not gigalomaniac i think
            gonna keep the serika pfp i think thats perfect

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            hmm not feeling most of the pins tho i do like "fuck"
            gonna leave that as the sole pin for now i think

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            ill get my top engineer on this project

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            we can workshop the terminology ill get the lab boys on it

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            i was gonna say im like a femcel but i go outside but actually i think that still makes me a femcel
            fuck

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            really i think im more of a debugger than a gigalomaniac tbh huge mistake on my part

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            my manager is telling me i need to maximize interactions and "click through rate" so i will proceed to mention every known account on the fediverse

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            look cool but actually horribly inefficient pretty much using that right now need more efficency

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              getting a neural implant installed so i can post at 30x efficiency the keyboards just slowing me down

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              mods, progress operations close in on the target

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              mods, tuck me into bed and tell me a bedtime story

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              remember: you're here forever

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              finding my voice

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              you know what i would be madoka more than homura fuck

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                whatever happened to catgirls all you see is puppygirls now did a mass extinction event hit the catgirls did the eternal catgirl-doggirl war escalate
                im gonna put up a plaque or memorial or whatever for all the fallen catgirls regardless

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                angel and devil on his shoulders which will he listen to (i already claim being the devil you cant be the devil )

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                  you dont think i have his ear too?

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                    bookmarking exclusively my own posts so i can self rt them later on so more people can see them because everyone must see them thats the law i have the ear of some very powerful people dont fuck with me

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                      very true very true
                      ill look into it

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                        i mean if i really wanted to i could prob find a script to do that im just also lazy

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                          i am nowhere near smart enough to do that i just used a generator website

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                            oh noes my credit card on my profile expires next year ill have to get a new one

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                            all i know of latin is that yeah im something of a "facit" myself

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                            doing latin duolingo
                            ive been at this for over 100 days and ive picked up nothing of this language i think duolongo kinda sucks gamers

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                              s2s (snac-to-snac) communication

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                              only if i get to dissociate the whole time and we also hit the pentagon

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                                im a little bit like fight club (never seen it all i know about it is references and like i watched the first season of mr robot forever ago and people said that was like it and i mean i like that song from the one scene like where is my minds a good song idk)

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                                can i come to your family gathering and we just act like im some beloved family member who has been there the whole time and i cant believe you forgot who i am i was a bridesmaid at your wedding deborah im going to

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                                  my migraine is gone im so happy

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                                    yes
                                    yes those bots are still around

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