i offer you my undying love and affection in exchange for 200 thousand dollars in negotiable american currency, two front parachutes, and two back parachutes
actually going woke is where its at gonna not go to sleep ever again its truly for the weak like old people and 5 years old babies and im in neither of those demographics
vibes not a perfect match but fairly close will need to workshop that and if i migrate instances im definitely doing debugger as my username not gigalomaniac i think gonna keep the serika pfp i think thats perfect
whatever happened to catgirls all you see is puppygirls now did a mass extinction event hit the catgirls did the eternal catgirl-doggirl war escalate im gonna put up a plaque or memorial or whatever for all the fallen catgirls regardless
bookmarking exclusively my own posts so i can self rt them later on so more people can see them because everyone must see them thats the law i have the ear of some very powerful people dont fuck with me #girlboss
im a little bit like fight club (never seen it all i know about it is references and like i watched the first season of mr robot forever ago and people said that was like it and i mean i like that song from the one scene like where is my minds a good song idk)
can i come to your family gathering and we just act like im some beloved family member who has been there the whole time and i cant believe you forgot who i am i was a bridesmaid at your wedding deborah im going to #cry