steadman slick :rimi_true:

@gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

🟥 burdened with a wicked heart

im alyson, nice to meet you! i think of myself as being pretty epic

NORMAL and WELL-ADJUSTED woman

i am a god among men

more of an idea rather than a person not really physically real

future lesbian divorcée

avatar is sakihata rimi from chaos;head shes just like me fr
header is onoe serika from chaos;child shes just like me fr

return the slab

🟦🟪🟥🟧
credit card number: 4446758694515732
expiration date: 03/26
cvv: 600
social security number: 222-30-3466
pronouns: she/her

Location: 38.897400,-77.037388

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[?]steadman slick :rimi_true: [she/her] » 🌐
@gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

imaginary girls gotta stick together

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[?]steadman slick :rimi_true: [she/her] » 🌐
@gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

im a divine being trapped in a flimsy human shell

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dav boosted

[?]steadman slick :rimi_true: [she/her] » 🌐
@gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

who up being normal and well adjusted right now

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Ako :blobcatcomfjoy: boosted

[?]steadman slick :rimi_true: [she/her] » 🌐
@gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

hello little three letter agents who live in my phone

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steadman slick :rimi_true: boosted

[?]steadman slick :rimi_true: [she/her] » 🌐
@gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

i offer you my undying love and affection
in exchange for 200 thousand dollars in negotiable american currency, two front parachutes, and two back parachutes

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steadman slick :rimi_true: boosted

[?]steadman slick :rimi_true: [she/her] » 🌐
@gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

AUTISTIC BY BIRTH
TRANSSEXUAL BY THE GRACE OF GOD

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[?]steadman slick :rimi_true: [she/her] » 🌐
@gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

i am happy because everyone loves me

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[?]steadman slick :rimi_true: [she/her] » 🌐
@gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

fuck

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[?]steadman slick :rimi_true: [she/her] » 🌐
@gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

was gonna do latin duolingo but the issue is im not the one that knows the latin fuck i just know the facit joke

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[?]steadman slick :rimi_true: [she/her] » 🌐
@gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

strange sensation ive not experienced before

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[?]steadman slick :rimi_true: [she/her] » 🌐
@gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

im the one with the bomb im gonna blow this plane sky high if you dont get me that negotiable american currency

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    mir. no, really! boosted

    [?]steadman slick :rimi_true: [she/her] » 🌐
    @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

    if your sense of self doesnt require a shield of the trinity type chart to even begin to explain really what are you doing with your life

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    [?]steadman slick :rimi_true: [she/her] » 🌐
    @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

    got a whole chart made for this shit

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    [?]steadman slick :rimi_true: [she/her] » 🌐
    @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

    hopped up on that holy trinity shit

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    [?]steadman slick :rimi_true: [she/her] » 🌐
    @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

    couldnt be me i am proudly homosexual and nobody will stop me from gay world domination

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      steadman slick :rimi_true: boosted

      [?]steadman slick :rimi_true: [she/her] » 🌐
      @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

      i offer you my undying love and affection
      in exchange for 200 thousand dollars in negotiable american currency, two front parachutes, and two back parachutes

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      [?]steadman slick :rimi_true: [she/her] » 🌐
      @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

      SIDENOTE: i caught a mosquito trying to bite me as i typed that lol

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      [?]steadman slick :rimi_true: [she/her] » 🌐
      @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

      i just wanted a nice place to chill
      i think the heat drives these people out here
      like mosquitos
      like in the cold months that areas the chillest place ever

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      @mmmxxi@shattered.azumanga.gay boosted

      [?]steadman slick :rimi_true: [she/her] » 🌐
      @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

      walked by some big party in the neighborhood square and theyre playing this REALLY loud music that was blowing out my eardrums from a distance with headphones on but like most of the people were at the epicenter and are they wearing earplugs or are they just destroying their ears rn
      i can still hear the music reverberating down the street like a ways away
      this neighborhoods mostly old people how tf have they not gotten complaints

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      [?]steadman slick :rimi_true: [she/her] » 🌐
      @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

      cognitohazard [SENSITIVE CONTENT]thinking about how people figured out when he died based on when he stopped posting on twitter and started playing overwatch
      fucked up

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        [?]steadman slick :rimi_true: [she/her] » 🌐
        @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

        caffeine pill equivalent to 500 red bulls
        immediate heart attack

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          [?]steadman slick :rimi_true: [she/her] » 🌐
          @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

          will be useful for political assassinations

          CC: @autumn@cafe.autumn.town

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            [?]steadman slick :rimi_true: [she/her] » 🌐
            @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

            one thousand lonely stars hiding in the cold...

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            [?]steadman slick :rimi_true: [she/her] » 🌐
            @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

            hi autism

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              [?]steadman slick :rimi_true: [she/her] » 🌐
              @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

              simply unbothered rn
              thriving even

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              [?]steadman slick :rimi_true: [she/her] » 🌐
              @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

              remembering when i posted a thing like "oh im on my way to your exact location right now omg be scared" but all the replies were just fucking "YAY!"

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              [?]steadman slick :rimi_true: [she/her] » 🌐
              @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

              why are walls so thin these days theres no space for me to live in my bedroom is like 1mm wide 😭

              steadman slick :rimi_true: boosted

              [?]rail 🦊 [they/it :neofox_flag_trans:] » 🌐
              @rail@social.flufftech.net

              hate when it happens

              Just saw someone my age being able to perform basic tasks. Day ruined.

              Alt...Just saw someone my age being able to perform basic tasks. Day ruined.

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              [?]steadman slick :rimi_true: [she/her] » 🌐
              @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

              snac brushes up perfectly against the autism i think

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              [?]steadman slick :rimi_true: [she/her] » 🌐
              @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

              true
              false

              help:0
              they:0
              trapped:0
              me:1
              in:0
              this:1
              poll:2
              how:3

              Closed

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              Older...
              2 ★ 0 ↺

              [?]steadman slick :rimi_true: [she/her] » 🌐
              @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

              snacced up on a wednesday day

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              in reply to »

              [?]steadman slick :rimi_true: [she/her] » 🌐
              @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

              thats the button to smite those you disagree with obviously

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                in reply to »

                [?]steadman slick :rimi_true: [she/her] » 🌐
                @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                true

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                  [?]steadman slick :rimi_true: [she/her] » 🌐
                  @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                  thinking about how the 300 character limit is essentially hardcoded into the protocol with bluesky like to change it you are breaking compatibility with bluesky as a service and are basically just making a new service that also uses whatever tf atproto is

                  CC: @novenary@akko.wtf

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                    [?]steadman slick :rimi_true: [she/her] » 🌐
                    @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                    at least 500 is bigger than what bluesky has

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                      in reply to »

                      [?]steadman slick :rimi_true: [she/her] » 🌐
                      @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                      NO I NEED EVERYONE TO SEE MY POSTS

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                        in reply to »

                        [?]steadman slick :rimi_true: [she/her] » 🌐
                        @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                        can you speak up mr president i cant hear you

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                          [?]steadman slick :rimi_true: [she/her] » 🌐
                          @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                          i like how long snac takes to federate stuff out presumably because its federating to every server that it knows of
                          as i deserve

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                          [?]steadman slick :rimi_true: [she/her] » 🌐
                          @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                          something something return the slab

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                          [?]steadman slick :rimi_true: [she/her] » 🌐
                          @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                          fascinating

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                          [?]steadman slick :rimi_true: [she/her] » 🌐
                          @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                          "the j"

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                          [?]steadman slick :rimi_true: [she/her] » 🌐
                          @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                          well bill clinton said that and he wrote

                          4 ★ 0 ↺

                          [?]steadman slick :rimi_true: [she/her] » 🌐
                          @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                          it was only when i became president that i realized

                          1 ★ 1 ↺
                          GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: boosted
                          in reply to »

                          [?]steadman slick :rimi_true: [she/her] » 🌐
                          @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                          false my dad works at nintendo and he told me its coming out tomorrow he also told me theyre gonna put sonic hedgehog in the smash game on it

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                            [?]steadman slick :rimi_true: [she/her] » 🌐
                            @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                            nintendo gamecube tomorrow

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                            [?]steadman slick :rimi_true: [she/her] » 🌐
                            @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                            any evil villains in the market for a left hand man: hit me up im ready to do all sorts of shady dealings

                            4 ★ 0 ↺
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                            [?]steadman slick :rimi_true: [she/her] » 🌐
                            @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                            i think theyre breaking out the slurs at this poinf

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                              steadman slick :rimi_true: boosted

                              [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
                              @eris@p.enes.lv

                              Imagine being a golden retriever and you get called a woof 💀💀💀

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                                [?]steadman slick :rimi_true: [she/her] » 🌐
                                @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                                bleh

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                                [?]steadman slick :rimi_true: [she/her] » 🌐
                                @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                                good morning there are dogs barking at each other outside

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                                [?]steadman slick :rimi_true: [she/her] » 🌐
                                @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                                consider: replyguying to yourself

                                2 ★ 0 ↺

                                [?]steadman slick :rimi_true: [she/her] » 🌐
                                @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                                imagery
                                depictions
                                character design

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                                [?]steadman slick :rimi_true: [she/her] » 🌐
                                @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                                we got the vision

                                1 ★ 0 ↺

                                [?]steadman slick :rimi_true: [she/her] » 🌐
                                @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                                think id make an okay kim gordon stand in tbh

                                1 ★ 0 ↺
                                in reply to »

                                [?]steadman slick :rimi_true: [she/her] » 🌐
                                @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                                away

                                  1 ★ 0 ↺

                                  [?]steadman slick :rimi_true: [she/her] » 🌐
                                  @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                                  notices u standing there oh hi punches you what was that punches you what was that

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                                  [?]steadman slick :rimi_true: [she/her] » 🌐
                                  @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                                  sorry but your subscriptions up im leaving and im taking half your money and the dog

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