i offer you my undying love and affection in exchange for 200 thousand dollars in negotiable american currency, two front parachutes, and two back parachutes
im also an idea that got made into reality i refuse to believe i was born like a normie i got fucking created like i just appeared ome day and everyone was like who is she shes kinda fucked up and evil and i was like yes
that sounds atrocious the lemmy frontend is like the second or third worst part of lemmy (first is the backend) but that sounds hilarious so i may look into it