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🟥 burdened with a wicked heart

im alyson, nice to meet you! i think of myself as being pretty epic

NORMAL and WELL-ADJUSTED woman

i am a god among men

more of an idea rather than a person not really physically real

future lesbian divorcée

avatar is sakihata rimi from chaos;head shes just like me fr
header is onoe serika from chaos;child shes just like me fr

return the slab

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credit card number: 4446758694515732
expiration date: 03/26
cvv: 600
social security number: 222-30-3466
pronouns: she/her

Location: 38.897400,-77.037388

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imaginary girls gotta stick together

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im a divine being trapped in a flimsy human shell

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who up being normal and well adjusted right now

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hello little three letter agents who live in my phone

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i offer you my undying love and affection
in exchange for 200 thousand dollars in negotiable american currency, two front parachutes, and two back parachutes

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AUTISTIC BY BIRTH
TRANSSEXUAL BY THE GRACE OF GOD

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i am happy because everyone loves me

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fuck

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shit sucks i want to leave this bus and disappear off into the night

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tired and im on a bus ama

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egh

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sleeping through the entire months of june, july, and august

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heat sucks

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omw there rn

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    call me a "manic pixie dream girl" and i break both your legs

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    every day we rot

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    i hope to one day be something of a cryptid myself

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    bleh not feeling it today its too sunny wheres my rain

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    switch 3 tomorrow

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    get in the zone: nintendo zone

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    oh youre a linux user huh you know bash
    bashes you over the head with a giant cartoon hammer

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    its like when they crushed all those pokeymons in the bus to make the gamer boy

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    the nintendo gamercube is the perfect console manufactured by taking all games ever made and compacting them into one cube shaped space

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    i need my gamercubes

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    transfers you to a game console via a very slow homebrew ftp server

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    hi

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    i should save some winning for everyone else

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    i just cant stop winning

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    its actually pronounced "jarmin"

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      nintendo greencube (gamercube if it was good)

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      beh

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      give me the xbox mom said its my turn

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      what would i do without the internet

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      better than getting burnt to a crisp my the sun and getting covered head to toe in bug bites

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      the rain is pretty epic i think i hope it rains all day and all night and honestly i hope it never stops

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      yes and his immediate successor was "simplicius"

      CC: @eris@p.enes.lv

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        beh

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        holy shit

        CC: @eris@p.enes.lv

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          the devil cube

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          it really is that pope simplicius

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          actually i was thinking about being pope hilarius ii

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            always assume with every utah based company that theres some kind of influence from mormon doctrine

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            why cant it just rain every day rains fun

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            true i probably spoke aramaic originally that one about koine greek was a later forgery that got inserted by a malicious scribe later down the line disregard it

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              great news im the pope now
              dont ask how just accept this new reality at face value

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              im thinking more koine greek myself

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                im feeling inerrant im feeling infallible im in the primacy of my life

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                im feeling inerrant and infallible right about now

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                sorry the scribes probably lost my replies to those at some point

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                  dont think of them as reruns think of them as eternal texts passed down through the ages

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                    theres probably been a few layers of translations in there too who knows

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                    im just like the bible really

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                    apologies for any typos or mistakes in my posts im dictating them to a scribe and then the posts you see now are merely the surviving manuscripts thousands of years later sorry if learning the process ruins it all for you

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                    if -ess is the feminine counterpart of -er then is a male seamstress a seamster

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                    omg a hit note

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                      call me noah the way i

                      (i cant think of the rest right now that's all you get)

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                      it really is that shrimple

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                      anyways in conclusion:
                      bleh

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