i offer you my undying love and affection in exchange for 200 thousand dollars in negotiable american currency, two front parachutes, and two back parachutes
true i probably spoke aramaic originally that one about koine greek was a later forgery that got inserted by a malicious scribe later down the line disregard it
apologies for any typos or mistakes in my posts im dictating them to a scribe and then the posts you see now are merely the surviving manuscripts thousands of years later sorry if learning the process ruins it all for you