false prophet :rimi_true:

@gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

🟥 burdened with a wicked heart

im alyson, nice to meet you! i think of myself as being pretty epic

NORMAL and WELL-ADJUSTED woman

i am a god among men

more of an idea rather than a person not really physically real

future lesbian divorcée

avatar is sakihata rimi from chaos;head shes just like me fr
header is onoe serika from chaos;child shes just like me fr

return the slab

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credit card number: 4446758694515732
expiration date: 03/26
cvv: 600
social security number: 222-30-3466
pronouns: she/her

Location: 38.897400,-77.037388

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[?]false prophet :rimi_true: » 🌐
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imaginary girls gotta stick together

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[?]false prophet :rimi_true: » 🌐
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im a divine being trapped in a flimsy human shell

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[?]azalea 🌸 » 🌐
@azalea@woem.space

@gigalomaniac also real and true

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    [?]azalea 🌸 » 🌐
    @azalea@woem.space

    @gigalomaniac same awawawa

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      [?]false prophet :rimi_true: » 🌐
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      truly, is it not difficult to be a god among men?

      CC: @azalea@woem.space

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        [?]false prophet :rimi_true: » 🌐
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        who up being normal and well adjusted right now

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        hello little three letter agents who live in my phone

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        i offer you my undying love and affection
        in exchange for 200 thousand dollars in negotiable american currency, two front parachutes, and two back parachutes

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        AUTISTIC BY BIRTH
        TRANSSEXUAL BY THE GRACE OF GOD

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        [?]false prophet :rimi_true: » 🌐
        @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

        i am happy because everyone loves me

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        fuck

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        [?]false prophet :rimi_true: » 🌐
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        shit sucks i want to leave this bus and disappear off into the night

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        [?]false prophet :rimi_true: » 🌐
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        tired and im on a bus ama

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        egh

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        [?]false prophet :rimi_true: » 🌐
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        sleeping through the entire months of june, july, and august

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        [?]false prophet :rimi_true: » 🌐
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        heat sucks

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        [?]false prophet :rimi_true: » 🌐
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        omw there rn

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          [?]false prophet :rimi_true: » 🌐
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          call me a "manic pixie dream girl" and i break both your legs

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          [?]false prophet :rimi_true: » 🌐
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          every day we rot

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          [?]false prophet :rimi_true: » 🌐
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          i hope to one day be something of a cryptid myself

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          [?]false prophet :rimi_true: » 🌐
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          bleh not feeling it today its too sunny wheres my rain

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          [?]false prophet :rimi_true: » 🌐
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          switch 3 tomorrow

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          [?]false prophet :rimi_true: » 🌐
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          get in the zone: nintendo zone

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          [?]false prophet :rimi_true: » 🌐
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          oh youre a linux user huh you know bash
          bashes you over the head with a giant cartoon hammer

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          [?]false prophet :rimi_true: » 🌐
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          its like when they crushed all those pokeymons in the bus to make the gamer boy

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          [?]false prophet :rimi_true: » 🌐
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          the nintendo gamercube is the perfect console manufactured by taking all games ever made and compacting them into one cube shaped space

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          [?]false prophet :rimi_true: » 🌐
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          i need my gamercubes

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          [?]false prophet :rimi_true: » 🌐
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          transfers you to a game console via a very slow homebrew ftp server

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          [?]false prophet :rimi_true: » 🌐
          @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

          hi

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          i should save some winning for everyone else

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          [?]false prophet :rimi_true: » 🌐
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          i just cant stop winning

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          [?]false prophet :rimi_true: » 🌐
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          its actually pronounced "jarmin"

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            [?]false prophet :rimi_true: » 🌐
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            nintendo greencube (gamercube if it was good)

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            [?]false prophet :rimi_true: » 🌐
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            beh

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            [?]false prophet :rimi_true: » 🌐
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            give me the xbox mom said its my turn

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            [?]false prophet :rimi_true: » 🌐
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            what would i do without the internet

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            [?]false prophet :rimi_true: » 🌐
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            better than getting burnt to a crisp my the sun and getting covered head to toe in bug bites

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            [?]false prophet :rimi_true: » 🌐
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            the rain is pretty epic i think i hope it rains all day and all night and honestly i hope it never stops

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            [?]false prophet :rimi_true: » 🌐
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            yes and his immediate successor was "simplicius"

            CC: @eris@p.enes.lv

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              [?]false prophet :rimi_true: » 🌐
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              beh

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              [?]false prophet :rimi_true: » 🌐
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              holy shit

              CC: @eris@p.enes.lv

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                [?]false prophet :rimi_true: » 🌐
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                the devil cube

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                [?]false prophet :rimi_true: » 🌐
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                it really is that pope simplicius

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                [?]false prophet :rimi_true: » 🌐
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                actually i was thinking about being pope hilarius ii

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                  [?]false prophet :rimi_true: » 🌐
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                  always assume with every utah based company that theres some kind of influence from mormon doctrine

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                  [?]false prophet :rimi_true: » 🌐
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                  why cant it just rain every day rains fun

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                  [?]false prophet :rimi_true: » 🌐
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                  true i probably spoke aramaic originally that one about koine greek was a later forgery that got inserted by a malicious scribe later down the line disregard it

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                    [?]false prophet :rimi_true: » 🌐
                    @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                    great news im the pope now
                    dont ask how just accept this new reality at face value

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                    [?]false prophet :rimi_true: » 🌐
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                    im thinking more koine greek myself

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                      [?]false prophet :rimi_true: » 🌐
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                      im feeling inerrant im feeling infallible im in the primacy of my life

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                      [?]false prophet :rimi_true: » 🌐
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                      im feeling inerrant and infallible right about now

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                      [?]false prophet :rimi_true: » 🌐
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                      sorry the scribes probably lost my replies to those at some point

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                        [?]false prophet :rimi_true: » 🌐
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                        dont think of them as reruns think of them as eternal texts passed down through the ages

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                          [?]false prophet :rimi_true: » 🌐
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                          theres probably been a few layers of translations in there too who knows

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                          [?]false prophet :rimi_true: » 🌐
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                          im just like the bible really

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                          apologies for any typos or mistakes in my posts im dictating them to a scribe and then the posts you see now are merely the surviving manuscripts thousands of years later sorry if learning the process ruins it all for you

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                          if -ess is the feminine counterpart of -er then is a male seamstress a seamster

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                          [?]false prophet :rimi_true: » 🌐
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                          omg a hit note

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                            [?]false prophet :rimi_true: » 🌐
                            @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                            call me noah the way i

                            (i cant think of the rest right now that's all you get)

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                            [?]false prophet :rimi_true: » 🌐
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                            it really is that shrimple

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                            anyways in conclusion:
                            bleh

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