steadman slick :rimi_true:

@gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

๐ŸŸฅ burdened with a wicked heart

im alyson, nice to meet you! i think of myself as being pretty epic

NORMAL and WELL-ADJUSTED woman

i am a god among men

more of an idea rather than a person not really physically real

future lesbian divorcรฉe

avatar is sakihata rimi from chaos;head shes just like me fr
header is onoe serika from chaos;child shes just like me fr

return the slab

๐ŸŸฆ๐ŸŸช๐ŸŸฅ๐ŸŸง
credit card number: 4446758694515732
expiration date: 03/26
cvv: 600
social security number: 222-30-3466
pronouns: she/her

Location: 38.897400,-77.037388

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[?]steadman slick :rimi_true: [she/her] ยป 🌐
@gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

imaginary girls gotta stick together

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[?]steadman slick :rimi_true: [she/her] ยป 🌐
@gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

im a divine being trapped in a flimsy human shell

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[?]steadman slick :rimi_true: [she/her] ยป 🌐
@gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

who up being normal and well adjusted right now

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Ako :blobcatcomfjoy: boosted

[?]steadman slick :rimi_true: [she/her] ยป 🌐
@gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

hello little three letter agents who live in my phone

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[?]steadman slick :rimi_true: [she/her] ยป 🌐
@gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

i offer you my undying love and affection
in exchange for 200 thousand dollars in negotiable american currency, two front parachutes, and two back parachutes

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[?]steadman slick :rimi_true: [she/her] ยป 🌐
@gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

AUTISTIC BY BIRTH
TRANSSEXUAL BY THE GRACE OF GOD

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[?]steadman slick :rimi_true: [she/her] ยป 🌐
@gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

i am happy because everyone loves me

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[?]steadman slick :rimi_true: [she/her] ยป 🌐
@gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

fuck

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[?]steadman slick :rimi_true: [she/her] ยป 🌐
@gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

true true having a fuckery phone would be fun
considering

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    [?]steadman slick :rimi_true: [she/her] ยป 🌐
    @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

    anyways gamers i think its shower time go cause some major world events for me

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    [?]steadman slick :rimi_true: [she/her] ยป 🌐
    @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

    pmos seems neat but tbh not in the market for a new phone until this one breaks really
    wellll i mean
    hmm

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      [?]steadman slick :rimi_true: [she/her] ยป 🌐
      @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

      thank you thank you ill be here all week

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        [?]steadman slick :rimi_true: [she/her] ยป 🌐
        @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

        im so funny and so attractive

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        [?]steadman slick :rimi_true: [she/her] ยป 🌐
        @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

        because i put nokia cell phone in it ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚
        follow for more edgy dark humor jokes like this one

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          [?]steadman slick :rimi_true: [she/her] ยป 🌐
          @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

          my hobbies include drinking water and taking naps

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          [?]steadman slick :rimi_true: [she/her] ยป 🌐
          @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

          just feel ever so slightly off today for some reason

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          [?]steadman slick :rimi_true: [she/her] ยป 🌐
          @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

          bob zombert

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            [?]steadman slick :rimi_true: [she/her] ยป 🌐
            @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

            rainy morning lets hope it stays like this all day

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            [?]steadman slick :rimi_true: [she/her] ยป 🌐
            @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

            robert zombie

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            [?]steadman slick :rimi_true: [she/her] ยป 🌐
            @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

            aspiring to be a possessing spirit if you want to open your body to me then hmu

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            [?]steadman slick :rimi_true: [she/her] ยป 🌐
            @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

            goodnight feds i hope it rains tomorrow

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            [?]steadman slick :rimi_true: [she/her] ยป 🌐
            @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

            effective. Power ู„ูู„ูุตู‘ุจูู„ูู„ุตู‘ุจูุฑุฑู‹ เฅฃ เฅฃh เฅฃ เฅฃ ๅ†—

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            [?]steadman slick :rimi_true: [she/her] ยป 🌐
            @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

            imagine it starts raining right now after ive already settled into home

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            [?]steadman slick :rimi_true: [she/her] ยป 🌐
            @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

            i still feel cheated out of a rainy day today

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            [?]steadman slick :rimi_true: [she/her] ยป 🌐
            @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

            why did it have to start really getting dark only after i got home all tired

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            [?]steadman slick :rimi_true: [she/her] ยป 🌐
            @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

            my head is empty my thoughts are none

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            [?]steadman slick :rimi_true: [she/her] ยป 🌐
            @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

            its truly amazing what all the human body is capable of given the right stimulus

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            [?]steadman slick :rimi_true: [she/her] ยป 🌐
            @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

            also only now starting to get dark i hate summer so much

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            [?]steadman slick :rimi_true: [she/her] ยป 🌐
            @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

            shit sucks i want to leave this bus and disappear off into the night

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            [?]steadman slick :rimi_true: [she/her] ยป 🌐
            @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

            tired and im on a bus ama

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            [?]steadman slick :rimi_true: [she/her] ยป 🌐
            @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

            egh

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            [?]steadman slick :rimi_true: [she/her] ยป 🌐
            @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

            sleeping through the entire months of june, july, and august

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            [?]steadman slick :rimi_true: [she/her] ยป 🌐
            @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

            heat sucks

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            [?]steadman slick :rimi_true: [she/her] ยป 🌐
            @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

            omw there rn

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              [?]steadman slick :rimi_true: [she/her] ยป 🌐
              @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

              call me a "manic pixie dream girl" and i break both your legs

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              [?]steadman slick :rimi_true: [she/her] ยป 🌐
              @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

              every day we rot

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              [?]steadman slick :rimi_true: [she/her] ยป 🌐
              @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

              i hope to one day be something of a cryptid myself

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              [?]steadman slick :rimi_true: [she/her] ยป 🌐
              @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

              bleh not feeling it today its too sunny wheres my rain

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              [?]steadman slick :rimi_true: [she/her] ยป 🌐
              @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

              switch 3 tomorrow

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              [?]steadman slick :rimi_true: [she/her] ยป 🌐
              @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

              get in the zone: nintendo zone

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              [?]steadman slick :rimi_true: [she/her] ยป 🌐
              @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

              oh youre a linux user huh you know bash
              bashes you over the head with a giant cartoon hammer

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              [?]steadman slick :rimi_true: [she/her] ยป 🌐
              @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

              its like when they crushed all those pokeymons in the bus to make the gamer boy

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              [?]steadman slick :rimi_true: [she/her] ยป 🌐
              @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

              the nintendo gamercube is the perfect console manufactured by taking all games ever made and compacting them into one cube shaped space

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              [?]steadman slick :rimi_true: [she/her] ยป 🌐
              @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

              i need my gamercubes

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              [?]steadman slick :rimi_true: [she/her] ยป 🌐
              @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

              transfers you to a game console via a very slow homebrew ftp server

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              [?]steadman slick :rimi_true: [she/her] ยป 🌐
              @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

              hi

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              [?]steadman slick :rimi_true: [she/her] ยป 🌐
              @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

              i should save some winning for everyone else

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              [?]steadman slick :rimi_true: [she/her] ยป 🌐
              @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

              i just cant stop winning

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              in reply to ยป

              [?]steadman slick :rimi_true: [she/her] ยป 🌐
              @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

              its actually pronounced "jarmin"

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                [?]steadman slick :rimi_true: [she/her] ยป 🌐
                @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                nintendo greencube (gamercube if it was good)

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                [?]steadman slick :rimi_true: [she/her] ยป 🌐
                @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                beh

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                [?]steadman slick :rimi_true: [she/her] ยป 🌐
                @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                give me the xbox mom said its my turn

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                [?]steadman slick :rimi_true: [she/her] ยป 🌐
                @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                what would i do without the internet

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                [?]steadman slick :rimi_true: [she/her] ยป 🌐
                @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                better than getting burnt to a crisp my the sun and getting covered head to toe in bug bites

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                [?]steadman slick :rimi_true: [she/her] ยป 🌐
                @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                the rain is pretty epic i think i hope it rains all day and all night and honestly i hope it never stops

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                [?]steadman slick :rimi_true: [she/her] ยป 🌐
                @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                yes and his immediate successor was "simplicius"

                CC: @eris@p.enes.lv

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                  [?]steadman slick :rimi_true: [she/her] ยป 🌐
                  @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                  beh

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                  [?]steadman slick :rimi_true: [she/her] ยป 🌐
                  @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                  holy shit

                  CC: @eris@p.enes.lv

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