false prophet :rimi_true:

@gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

๐ŸŸฅ burdened with a wicked heart

im alyson, nice to meet you! i think of myself as being pretty epic

NORMAL and WELL-ADJUSTED woman

i am a god among men

more of an idea rather than a person not really physically real

future lesbian divorcรฉe

avatar is sakihata rimi from chaos;head shes just like me fr
header is onoe serika from chaos;child shes just like me fr

return the slab

๐ŸŸฆ๐ŸŸฅ
credit card number: 4446758694515732
expiration date: 03/26
cvv: 600
social security number: 222-30-3466
pronouns: she/her

Location: 38.897400,-77.037388

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[?]false prophet :rimi_true: ยป 🌐
@gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

imaginary girls gotta stick together

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[?]false prophet :rimi_true: ยป 🌐
@gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

im a divine being trapped in a flimsy human shell

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[?]azalea ๐ŸŒธ ยป 🌐
@azalea@woem.space

@gigalomaniac also real and true

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    [?]azalea ๐ŸŒธ ยป 🌐
    @azalea@woem.space

    @gigalomaniac same awawawa

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      [?]false prophet :rimi_true: ยป 🌐
      @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

      truly, is it not difficult to be a god among men?

      CC: @azalea@woem.space

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        [?]false prophet :rimi_true: ยป 🌐
        @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

        who up being normal and well adjusted right now

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        [?]false prophet :rimi_true: ยป 🌐
        @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

        hello little three letter agents who live in my phone

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        [?]false prophet :rimi_true: ยป 🌐
        @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

        i offer you my undying love and affection
        in exchange for 200 thousand dollars in negotiable american currency, two front parachutes, and two back parachutes

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        [?]false prophet :rimi_true: ยป 🌐
        @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

        AUTISTIC BY BIRTH
        TRANSSEXUAL BY THE GRACE OF GOD

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        [?]false prophet :rimi_true: ยป 🌐
        @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

        i am happy because everyone loves me

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        [?]false prophet :rimi_true: ยป 🌐
        @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

        fuck

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        [?]nelle โˆ… ยป 🔓
        @nellePoint@limbo.town

        this mod is a godsend

        modrinth.com/mod/soundsbegone

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        [?]false prophet :rimi_true: ยป 🌐
        @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

        ive needed this mod for so long omg

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          [?]false prophet :rimi_true: ยป 🌐
          @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

          im very aware this is a warning to others

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            [?]false prophet :rimi_true: ยป 🌐
            @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

            shes a 10 but she sometimes just stops functioning completely for an entire day

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            [?]false prophet :rimi_true: ยป 🌐
            @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

            very soon i am going to be allowed behind the wheel of a car
            be afraid

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            [?]false prophet :rimi_true: ยป 🌐
            @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

            do care + completely elated + in awe at the wonder of the world

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            [?]juje ยป 🔓
            @demi@wetdry.world

            all my homies gallivanting

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            [?]false prophet :rimi_true: ยป 🌐
            @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

            its a really fun word

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              [?]false prophet :rimi_true: ยป 🌐
              @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

              i think im a galivanter at heart

              CC: @demi@wetdry.world

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                [?]false prophet :rimi_true: ยป 🌐
                @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                hmm
                bleh

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                [?]false prophet :rimi_true: ยป 🌐
                @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                come galivant with me off into the sunset

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                [?]false prophet :rimi_true: ยป 🌐
                @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                gamers huge news ive been cast as the 6th doctor retroactively go back and watch those episodes im There now they retconned time to put me in

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                [?]false prophet :rimi_true: ยป 🌐
                @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                trust me im completely normal and typical in every way there is nothing strange or eccentric or out of the ordinary about me do not even bother to look

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                [?]false prophet :rimi_true: ยป 🌐
                @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                i guess all i gotta say is im pretty much just chilling rn

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                [?]false prophet :rimi_true: ยป 🌐
                @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                im doing it again
                i want to post something but i just cant think of anything actually interesting or funny or something to post

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                [?]false prophet :rimi_true: ยป 🌐
                @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                I LOVE SERIF FONTS
                LIKE THIS POST IF YOU ALSO LOVE SERIF FONTS

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                [?]false prophet :rimi_true: ยป 🌐
                @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                try to look a chicken in the eye with great intensity

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                [?]false prophet :rimi_true: ยป 🌐
                @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                i feel like the one hotline miami level at the hospital right now

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                [?]false prophet :rimi_true: ยป 🌐
                @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                just really tired today
                it is raining tho at least
                might go out in it later

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                [?]false prophet :rimi_true: ยป 🌐
                @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                should get a cool accessory of some kind for my phone like maybe something that dangles off it
                could be fun

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                [?]false prophet :rimi_true: ยป 🌐
                @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                ive finally done it ive finally unlocked my true power

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                [?]false prophet :rimi_true: ยป 🌐
                @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                you shouldve seen how fast i typed that
                wait im typing fast rn too
                SHINING FINGER

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                [?]false prophet :rimi_true: ยป 🌐
                @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                speaking of water its time to drink it ๐Ÿ’ง๐Ÿ’ง๐Ÿ’ง๐Ÿ’ง๐Ÿฅค๐Ÿฅค๐Ÿฅค๐Ÿฅค
                drink the water now or i will be forced to get the hose

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                [?]musicalism ยป 🌐
                @musicalism@app.wafrn.net

                PBS understands what I care about

                Gmail notification of email from PBS Wisconsin. Email title: "Watch Now: Rare Footage of a Sloth Drinking Water"

                Alt...Gmail notification of email from PBS Wisconsin. Email title: "Watch Now: Rare Footage of a Sloth Drinking Water"

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                [?]false prophet :rimi_true: ยป 🌐
                @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                tf kinda deodorant flavor is "original clean"
                smells like chemicals
                vaguely sweet chemicals

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                [?]false prophet :rimi_true: ยป 🌐
                @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                urge to post but have literally nothing going on to post about

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                [?]false prophet :rimi_true: ยป 🌐
                @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                โฌ†๏ธ full of whimsy and wonder

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                [?]false prophet :rimi_true: ยป 🌐
                @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                thats wacky

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                  [?]false prophet :rimi_true: ยป 🌐
                  @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                  no but id love an excuse to stay in one

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                    [?]false prophet :rimi_true: ยป 🌐
                    @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                    shower over
                    clean = very yes

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                    [?]false prophet :rimi_true: ยป 🌐
                    @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                    true true having a fuckery phone would be fun
                    considering

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                      [?]false prophet :rimi_true: ยป 🌐
                      @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                      anyways gamers i think its shower time go cause some major world events for me

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                      [?]false prophet :rimi_true: ยป 🌐
                      @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                      pmos seems neat but tbh not in the market for a new phone until this one breaks really
                      wellll i mean
                      hmm

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                        [?]false prophet :rimi_true: ยป 🌐
                        @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                        thank you thank you ill be here all week

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                          [?]false prophet :rimi_true: ยป 🌐
                          @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                          im so funny and so attractive

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                          [?]false prophet :rimi_true: ยป 🌐
                          @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                          because i put nokia cell phone in it ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚
                          follow for more edgy dark humor jokes like this one

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                            [?]false prophet :rimi_true: ยป 🌐
                            @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                            my hobbies include drinking water and taking naps

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                            [?]false prophet :rimi_true: ยป 🌐
                            @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                            just feel ever so slightly off today for some reason

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                            [?]false prophet :rimi_true: ยป 🌐
                            @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                            bob zombert

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                              [?]false prophet :rimi_true: ยป 🌐
                              @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                              rainy morning lets hope it stays like this all day

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                              [?]false prophet :rimi_true: ยป 🌐
                              @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                              robert zombie

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                              [?]false prophet :rimi_true: ยป 🌐
                              @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                              aspiring to be a possessing spirit if you want to open your body to me then hmu

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                              [?]false prophet :rimi_true: ยป 🌐
                              @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                              goodnight feds i hope it rains tomorrow

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                              [?]false prophet :rimi_true: ยป 🌐
                              @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                              effective. Power ู„ูู„ูุตู‘ุจูู„ูู„ุตู‘ุจูุฑุฑู‹ เฅฃ เฅฃh เฅฃ เฅฃ ๅ†—

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                              [?]false prophet :rimi_true: ยป 🌐
                              @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                              imagine it starts raining right now after ive already settled into home

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                              [?]false prophet :rimi_true: ยป 🌐
                              @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                              i still feel cheated out of a rainy day today

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                              [?]false prophet :rimi_true: ยป 🌐
                              @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                              why did it have to start really getting dark only after i got home all tired

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                              [?]false prophet :rimi_true: ยป 🌐
                              @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                              my head is empty my thoughts are none

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                              [?]false prophet :rimi_true: ยป 🌐
                              @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                              its truly amazing what all the human body is capable of given the right stimulus

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                              [?]false prophet :rimi_true: ยป 🌐
                              @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                              also only now starting to get dark i hate summer so much

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