false prophet :rimi_true:

@gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

๐ŸŸฅ burdened with a wicked heart

im alyson, nice to meet you! i think of myself as being pretty epic

NORMAL and WELL-ADJUSTED woman

i am a god among men

more of an idea rather than a person not really physically real

future lesbian divorcรฉe

avatar is sakihata rimi from chaos;head shes just like me fr
header is onoe serika from chaos;child shes just like me fr

return the slab

๐ŸŸฆ๐ŸŸฅ
credit card number: 4446758694515732
expiration date: 03/26
cvv: 600
social security number: 222-30-3466
pronouns: she/her

Location: 38.897400,-77.037388

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[?]false prophet :rimi_true: ยป 🌐
@gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

imaginary girls gotta stick together

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[?]false prophet :rimi_true: ยป 🌐
@gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

im a divine being trapped in a flimsy human shell

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[?]false prophet :rimi_true: ยป 🌐
@gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

who up being normal and well adjusted right now

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[?]false prophet :rimi_true: ยป 🌐
@gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

hello little three letter agents who live in my phone

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[?]false prophet :rimi_true: ยป 🌐
@gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

i offer you my undying love and affection
in exchange for 200 thousand dollars in negotiable american currency, two front parachutes, and two back parachutes

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[?]false prophet :rimi_true: ยป 🌐
@gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

AUTISTIC BY BIRTH
TRANSSEXUAL BY THE GRACE OF GOD

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[?]false prophet :rimi_true: ยป 🌐
@gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

i am happy because everyone loves me

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[?]false prophet :rimi_true: ยป 🌐
@gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

fuck

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[?]nelle โˆ… ยป 🔓
@nellePoint@limbo.town

this mod is a godsend

modrinth.com/mod/soundsbegone

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[?]false prophet :rimi_true: ยป 🌐
@gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

ive needed this mod for so long omg

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    [?]false prophet :rimi_true: ยป 🌐
    @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

    im very aware this is a warning to others

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      [?]false prophet :rimi_true: ยป 🌐
      @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

      shes a 10 but she sometimes just stops functioning completely for an entire day

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      [?]false prophet :rimi_true: ยป 🌐
      @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

      very soon i am going to be allowed behind the wheel of a car
      be afraid

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      [?]false prophet :rimi_true: ยป 🌐
      @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

      do care + completely elated + in awe at the wonder of the world

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      [?]juje ยป 🔓
      @demi@wetdry.world

      all my homies gallivanting

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      [?]false prophet :rimi_true: ยป 🌐
      @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

      its a really fun word

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        [?]false prophet :rimi_true: ยป 🌐
        @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

        i think im a galivanter at heart

        CC: @demi@wetdry.world

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          [?]false prophet :rimi_true: ยป 🌐
          @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

          hmm
          bleh

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          [?]false prophet :rimi_true: ยป 🌐
          @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

          come galivant with me off into the sunset

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          [?]false prophet :rimi_true: ยป 🌐
          @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

          gamers huge news ive been cast as the 6th doctor retroactively go back and watch those episodes im There now they retconned time to put me in

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          [?]false prophet :rimi_true: ยป 🌐
          @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

          trust me im completely normal and typical in every way there is nothing strange or eccentric or out of the ordinary about me do not even bother to look

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          [?]false prophet :rimi_true: ยป 🌐
          @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

          i guess all i gotta say is im pretty much just chilling rn

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          [?]false prophet :rimi_true: ยป 🌐
          @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

          im doing it again
          i want to post something but i just cant think of anything actually interesting or funny or something to post

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          [?]false prophet :rimi_true: ยป 🌐
          @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

          I LOVE SERIF FONTS
          LIKE THIS POST IF YOU ALSO LOVE SERIF FONTS

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          [?]false prophet :rimi_true: ยป 🌐
          @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

          try to look a chicken in the eye with great intensity

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          [?]false prophet :rimi_true: ยป 🌐
          @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

          i feel like the one hotline miami level at the hospital right now

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          [?]false prophet :rimi_true: ยป 🌐
          @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

          just really tired today
          it is raining tho at least
          might go out in it later

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          [?]false prophet :rimi_true: ยป 🌐
          @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

          should get a cool accessory of some kind for my phone like maybe something that dangles off it
          could be fun

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          [?]false prophet :rimi_true: ยป 🌐
          @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

          ive finally done it ive finally unlocked my true power

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          [?]false prophet :rimi_true: ยป 🌐
          @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

          you shouldve seen how fast i typed that
          wait im typing fast rn too
          SHINING FINGER

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          [?]false prophet :rimi_true: ยป 🌐
          @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

          speaking of water its time to drink it ๐Ÿ’ง๐Ÿ’ง๐Ÿ’ง๐Ÿ’ง๐Ÿฅค๐Ÿฅค๐Ÿฅค๐Ÿฅค
          drink the water now or i will be forced to get the hose

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          [?]musicalism ยป 🌐
          @musicalism@app.wafrn.net

          PBS understands what I care about

          Gmail notification of email from PBS Wisconsin. Email title: "Watch Now: Rare Footage of a Sloth Drinking Water"

          Alt...Gmail notification of email from PBS Wisconsin. Email title: "Watch Now: Rare Footage of a Sloth Drinking Water"

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          [?]false prophet :rimi_true: ยป 🌐
          @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

          tf kinda deodorant flavor is "original clean"
          smells like chemicals
          vaguely sweet chemicals

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          [?]false prophet :rimi_true: ยป 🌐
          @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

          urge to post but have literally nothing going on to post about

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          [?]false prophet :rimi_true: ยป 🌐
          @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

          โฌ†๏ธ full of whimsy and wonder

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          [?]false prophet :rimi_true: ยป 🌐
          @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

          thats wacky

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            [?]false prophet :rimi_true: ยป 🌐
            @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

            no but id love an excuse to stay in one

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              [?]false prophet :rimi_true: ยป 🌐
              @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

              shower over
              clean = very yes

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              [?]false prophet :rimi_true: ยป 🌐
              @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

              true true having a fuckery phone would be fun
              considering

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                [?]false prophet :rimi_true: ยป 🌐
                @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                anyways gamers i think its shower time go cause some major world events for me

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                [?]false prophet :rimi_true: ยป 🌐
                @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                pmos seems neat but tbh not in the market for a new phone until this one breaks really
                wellll i mean
                hmm

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                  [?]false prophet :rimi_true: ยป 🌐
                  @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                  thank you thank you ill be here all week

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                    [?]false prophet :rimi_true: ยป 🌐
                    @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                    im so funny and so attractive

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                    [?]false prophet :rimi_true: ยป 🌐
                    @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                    because i put nokia cell phone in it ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚
                    follow for more edgy dark humor jokes like this one

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                      [?]false prophet :rimi_true: ยป 🌐
                      @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                      my hobbies include drinking water and taking naps

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                      [?]false prophet :rimi_true: ยป 🌐
                      @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                      just feel ever so slightly off today for some reason

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                      [?]false prophet :rimi_true: ยป 🌐
                      @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                      bob zombert

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                        [?]false prophet :rimi_true: ยป 🌐
                        @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                        rainy morning lets hope it stays like this all day

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                        [?]false prophet :rimi_true: ยป 🌐
                        @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                        robert zombie

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                        [?]false prophet :rimi_true: ยป 🌐
                        @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                        aspiring to be a possessing spirit if you want to open your body to me then hmu

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                        [?]false prophet :rimi_true: ยป 🌐
                        @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                        goodnight feds i hope it rains tomorrow

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                        [?]false prophet :rimi_true: ยป 🌐
                        @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                        effective. Power ู„ูู„ูุตู‘ุจูู„ูู„ุตู‘ุจูุฑุฑู‹ เฅฃ เฅฃh เฅฃ เฅฃ ๅ†—

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                        [?]false prophet :rimi_true: ยป 🌐
                        @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                        imagine it starts raining right now after ive already settled into home

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                        [?]false prophet :rimi_true: ยป 🌐
                        @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                        i still feel cheated out of a rainy day today

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                        [?]false prophet :rimi_true: ยป 🌐
                        @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                        why did it have to start really getting dark only after i got home all tired

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                        [?]false prophet :rimi_true: ยป 🌐
                        @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                        my head is empty my thoughts are none

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                        [?]false prophet :rimi_true: ยป 🌐
                        @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                        its truly amazing what all the human body is capable of given the right stimulus

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                        [?]false prophet :rimi_true: ยป 🌐
                        @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                        also only now starting to get dark i hate summer so much

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