steadman slick :rimi_true:

@gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

๐ŸŸฅ burdened with a wicked heart

im alyson, nice to meet you! i think of myself as being pretty epic

NORMAL and WELL-ADJUSTED woman

i am a god among men

more of an idea rather than a person not really physically real

future lesbian divorcรฉe

avatar is sakihata rimi from chaos;head shes just like me fr
header is onoe serika from chaos;child shes just like me fr

return the slab

๐ŸŸฆ๐ŸŸช๐ŸŸฅ๐ŸŸง
credit card number: 4446758694515732
expiration date: 03/26
cvv: 600
social security number: 222-30-3466
pronouns: she/her

Location: 38.897400,-77.037388

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[?]steadman slick :rimi_true: [she/her] ยป 🌐
@gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

imaginary girls gotta stick together

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[?]steadman slick :rimi_true: [she/her] ยป 🌐
@gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

im a divine being trapped in a flimsy human shell

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[?]steadman slick :rimi_true: [she/her] ยป 🌐
@gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

who up being normal and well adjusted right now

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[?]steadman slick :rimi_true: [she/her] ยป 🌐
@gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

hello little three letter agents who live in my phone

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[?]steadman slick :rimi_true: [she/her] ยป 🌐
@gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

i offer you my undying love and affection
in exchange for 200 thousand dollars in negotiable american currency, two front parachutes, and two back parachutes

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[?]steadman slick :rimi_true: [she/her] ยป 🌐
@gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

AUTISTIC BY BIRTH
TRANSSEXUAL BY THE GRACE OF GOD

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[?]steadman slick :rimi_true: [she/her] ยป 🌐
@gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

i am happy because everyone loves me

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[?]steadman slick :rimi_true: [she/her] ยป 🌐
@gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

fuck

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[?]steadman slick :rimi_true: [she/her] ยป 🌐
@gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

its like im back in high school

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[?]steadman slick :rimi_true: [she/her] ยป 🌐
@gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

good morning im going to be sitting for 3 hours in a driver's ed class again
considering leaving the teacher a nice tomo original in my notes thing but only if i deem him worthy of that

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[?]steadman slick :rimi_true: [she/her] ยป 🌐
@gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

i never did so i guess no on that

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    [?]steadman slick :rimi_true: [she/her] ยป 🌐
    @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

    Bank of America, next question please

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      [?]cyber whore [t2y\s1e\i0t] ยป 🌐
      @lily@java.duke.social

      guys guys i have a leaked image of mac os tahoe

      a screenshot of windows 7 with a bunch of ugly aeroglass sidebar widgets, a centered taskbar with the finder icon on it, and some weird circular app launcher thing in the center

      Alt...a screenshot of windows 7 with a bunch of ugly aeroglass sidebar widgets, a centered taskbar with the finder icon on it, and some weird circular app launcher thing in the center

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      [?]steadman slick :rimi_true: [she/her] ยป 🌐
      @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

      this is real i know because my mom works for apple (her name is tim cook)

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        [?]steadman slick :rimi_true: [she/her] ยป 🌐
        @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

        as a tomo myself i think it could

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          [?]steadman slick :rimi_true: [she/her] ยป 🌐
          @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

          steve jobs

          CC: @error420@fuzzies.wtf

          doctor manhattan disintegrating rorschach like in the meme

          Alt...doctor manhattan disintegrating rorschach like in the meme

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            [?]steadman slick :rimi_true: [she/her] ยป 🌐
            @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

            i cant believe ligma balls died of steve

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              [?]cyber whore [t2y\s1e\i0t] ยป 🌐
              @lily@java.duke.social

              apple i don't want to lick os x tahoe

              do better

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              [?]steadman slick :rimi_true: [she/her] ยป 🌐
              @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

              steve jobs bursting into the design room for mac os x like THEY DONT WANT TO LICK IT ENOUGH MAKE IT MORE LICKABLE

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              [?]steadman slick :rimi_true: [she/her] ยป 🌐
              @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

              just not feeling it today
              not that im ever really "feeling it" i guess
              whatever "it" entails
              bleg

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              [?]steadman slick :rimi_true: [she/her] ยป 🌐
              @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

              pours liquid glass all over your phone (it gets melted by the heat the glass is very hot, molten)

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              [?]steadman slick :rimi_true: [she/her] ยป 🌐
              @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

              im gonna fail no nostalgia critic november guys

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              [?]steadman slick :rimi_true: [she/her] ยป 🌐
              @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

              maybe i need to become a 2010s tvtroper who is obsessed with nostalgia critic i think that would be pretty funny

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              [?]steadman slick :rimi_true: [she/her] ยป 🌐
              @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

              2010s tvtropers were so silly i love how obsessed they were with nostalgia critic its so funny

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              [?]steadman slick :rimi_true: [she/her] ยป 🌐
              @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

              aspire to be both and if you cant act like you are until thats what you become

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                [?]steadman slick :rimi_true: [she/her] ยป 🌐
                @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                im very aware this is a warning to others

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                  [?]steadman slick :rimi_true: [she/her] ยป 🌐
                  @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                  shes a 10 but she sometimes just stops functioning completely for an entire day

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                  [?]steadman slick :rimi_true: [she/her] ยป 🌐
                  @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                  very soon i am going to be allowed behind the wheel of a car
                  be afraid

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                  [?]steadman slick :rimi_true: [she/her] ยป 🌐
                  @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                  do care + completely elated + in awe at the wonder of the world

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                  [?]steadman slick :rimi_true: [she/her] ยป 🌐
                  @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                  hmm
                  bleh

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                  [?]steadman slick :rimi_true: [she/her] ยป 🌐
                  @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                  come galivant with me off into the sunset

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                  [?]steadman slick :rimi_true: [she/her] ยป 🌐
                  @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                  gamers huge news ive been cast as the 6th doctor retroactively go back and watch those episodes im There now they retconned time to put me in

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                  [?]steadman slick :rimi_true: [she/her] ยป 🌐
                  @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                  trust me im completely normal and typical in every way there is nothing strange or eccentric or out of the ordinary about me do not even bother to look

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                  [?]steadman slick :rimi_true: [she/her] ยป 🌐
                  @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                  i guess all i gotta say is im pretty much just chilling rn

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                  [?]steadman slick :rimi_true: [she/her] ยป 🌐
                  @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                  im doing it again
                  i want to post something but i just cant think of anything actually interesting or funny or something to post

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                  [?]steadman slick :rimi_true: [she/her] ยป 🌐
                  @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                  I LOVE SERIF FONTS
                  LIKE THIS POST IF YOU ALSO LOVE SERIF FONTS

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                  [?]steadman slick :rimi_true: [she/her] ยป 🌐
                  @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                  try to look a chicken in the eye with great intensity

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                  [?]steadman slick :rimi_true: [she/her] ยป 🌐
                  @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                  i feel like the one hotline miami level at the hospital right now

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                  [?]steadman slick :rimi_true: [she/her] ยป 🌐
                  @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                  just really tired today
                  it is raining tho at least
                  might go out in it later

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                  [?]steadman slick :rimi_true: [she/her] ยป 🌐
                  @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                  should get a cool accessory of some kind for my phone like maybe something that dangles off it
                  could be fun

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                  [?]steadman slick :rimi_true: [she/her] ยป 🌐
                  @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                  ive finally done it ive finally unlocked my true power

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                  [?]steadman slick :rimi_true: [she/her] ยป 🌐
                  @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                  you shouldve seen how fast i typed that
                  wait im typing fast rn too
                  SHINING FINGER

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                  [?]steadman slick :rimi_true: [she/her] ยป 🌐
                  @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                  speaking of water its time to drink it ๐Ÿ’ง๐Ÿ’ง๐Ÿ’ง๐Ÿ’ง๐Ÿฅค๐Ÿฅค๐Ÿฅค๐Ÿฅค
                  drink the water now or i will be forced to get the hose

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                  [?]musicalism ยป 🌐
                  @musicalism@app.wafrn.net

                  PBS understands what I care about

                  Gmail notification of email from PBS Wisconsin. Email title: "Watch Now: Rare Footage of a Sloth Drinking Water"

                  Alt...Gmail notification of email from PBS Wisconsin. Email title: "Watch Now: Rare Footage of a Sloth Drinking Water"

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                  [?]steadman slick :rimi_true: [she/her] ยป 🌐
                  @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                  tf kinda deodorant flavor is "original clean"
                  smells like chemicals
                  vaguely sweet chemicals

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                  [?]steadman slick :rimi_true: [she/her] ยป 🌐
                  @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                  urge to post but have literally nothing going on to post about

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                  [?]steadman slick :rimi_true: [she/her] ยป 🌐
                  @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                  โฌ†๏ธ full of whimsy and wonder

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                  [?]steadman slick :rimi_true: [she/her] ยป 🌐
                  @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                  thats wacky

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                    [?]steadman slick :rimi_true: [she/her] ยป 🌐
                    @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                    no but id love an excuse to stay in one

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                      [?]steadman slick :rimi_true: [she/her] ยป 🌐
                      @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                      shower over
                      clean = very yes

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