steadman slick :rimi_true:

@gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

🟥 burdened with a wicked heart

im alyson, nice to meet you! i think of myself as being pretty epic

NORMAL and WELL-ADJUSTED woman

i am a god among men

more of an idea rather than a person not really physically real

future lesbian divorcée

avatar is sakihata rimi from chaos;head shes just like me fr
header is onoe serika from chaos;child shes just like me fr

return the slab

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credit card number: 4446758694515732
expiration date: 03/26
cvv: 600
social security number: 222-30-3466
pronouns: she/her

Location: 38.897400,-77.037388

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[?]steadman slick :rimi_true: [she/her] » 🌐
@gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

imaginary girls gotta stick together

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[?]steadman slick :rimi_true: [she/her] » 🌐
@gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

im a divine being trapped in a flimsy human shell

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[?]steadman slick :rimi_true: [she/her] » 🌐
@gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

who up being normal and well adjusted right now

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[?]steadman slick :rimi_true: [she/her] » 🌐
@gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

hello little three letter agents who live in my phone

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[?]steadman slick :rimi_true: [she/her] » 🌐
@gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

i offer you my undying love and affection
in exchange for 200 thousand dollars in negotiable american currency, two front parachutes, and two back parachutes

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[?]steadman slick :rimi_true: [she/her] » 🌐
@gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

AUTISTIC BY BIRTH
TRANSSEXUAL BY THE GRACE OF GOD

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[?]steadman slick :rimi_true: [she/her] » 🌐
@gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

i am happy because everyone loves me

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[?]steadman slick :rimi_true: [she/her] » 🌐
@gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

fuck

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[?]steadman slick :rimi_true: [she/her] » 🌐
@gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

got a 90 on the last drivers ed test its so over
i mean thats still good its just my perfect 100s im so sad

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[?]steadman slick :rimi_true: [she/her] » 🌐
@gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

considering covering an entire car in tacky baby boomer type bumper stickers

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[?]steadman slick :rimi_true: [she/her] » 🌐
@gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

yeag like my take is they shouldve just gone harder on one or the other lol
and honestly yeah humanlike robot boys are way too uncommon so honestly id love that

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    [?]steadman slick :rimi_true: [she/her] » 🌐
    @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

    true its like theres tons of "male" robots but they're all like very nonhuman and male in the sense of male being default
    meanwhile of course "female" robots typically are very explicitly humanlike and like thats what all humanlike robots are and egh
    ive had this whole rant many times before but it all comes back to phantasy star online 2 for me it's the prime demonstrator of this
    all the girl robots look like anime girls and all the boy robots look like mini mecha and god its such a downgrade from pso1 where all the robots looked fairly nonhuman in a way that i really vibe with
    bleh

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      [?]steadman slick :rimi_true: [she/her] » 🌐
      @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

      its like its the prime demonstrator of this dichotomy

      CC: @demi@wetdry.world

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        [?]steadman slick :rimi_true: [she/her] » 🌐
        @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

        time to get part of a balanced breakfast

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          [?]steadman slick :rimi_true: [she/her] » 🌐
          @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

          dont worry ill get on it o7

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            [?]steadman slick :rimi_true: [she/her] » 🌐
            @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

            there IS a severe lack of robotboys like i love robotgirls probably more than most but we do need more robotboys

            CC: @demi@wetdry.world

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              [?]steadman slick :rimi_true: [she/her] » 🌐
              @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

              it is time yet again for the star student of the drivers ed class to shine

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              [?]steadman slick :rimi_true: [she/her] » 🌐
              @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

              ITS TIME TO DRINK WATER!!!

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              [?]steadman slick :rimi_true: [she/her] » 🌐
              @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

              i am like properly chilling right now tbh

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              [?]steadman slick :rimi_true: [she/her] » 🌐
              @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

              repost if chilling

              kitten laying in a reclined pose like a human with hands behind head, caption: "repost if chilling"

              Alt...kitten laying in a reclined pose like a human with hands behind head, caption: "repost if chilling"

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              [?]steadman slick :rimi_true: [she/her] » 🌐
              @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

              fuck you discord wordle activity saving results globally rather than by server
              ruined an amazing bit

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              [?]steadman slick :rimi_true: [she/her] » 🌐
              @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

              if this kinda thing continues to happen especially

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              [?]steadman slick :rimi_true: [she/her] » 🌐
              @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

              may have to do a proper introduction one day

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              [?]steadman slick :rimi_true: [she/her] » 🌐
              @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

              idk what happened or was different today but regardless its my time to shine (mostly bedrot until the sun goes down tbh THEN itll be my time to shine even more)

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              [?]steadman slick :rimi_true: [she/her] » 🌐
              @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

              theres definitely some rot going on here im sure of it my rot senses are very attuned

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                [?]steadman slick :rimi_true: [she/her] » 🌐
                @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                if it wasnt summer mark my words i would be doing so much more than this right now

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                [?]steadman slick :rimi_true: [she/her] » 🌐
                @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                ok why is it as soon as i get home i start getting a headache
                this shit sucks

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                [?]steadman slick :rimi_true: [she/her] » 🌐
                @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                remembered that there are "automatic" shifting cars with manual transmissions that get shifted automatically by some separate device in the car

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                [?]steadman slick :rimi_true: [she/her] » 🌐
                @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                in my car and the genie light turned on what do i wish for

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                [?]steadman slick :rimi_true: [she/her] » 🌐
                @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                explode gay boy

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                  [?]steadman slick :rimi_true: [she/her] » 🌐
                  @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                  need to find a suitable enamel donor to steal borrow enough to fix my bad tooth from

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                  [?]steadman slick :rimi_true: [she/her] » 🌐
                  @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                  the world is my xbox!

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                    [?]steadman slick :rimi_true: [she/her] » 🌐
                    @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                    plus helps reaffirm THE XBOX IS MINE today

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                    [?]steadman slick :rimi_true: [she/her] » 🌐
                    @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                    think i did a double post but i dont care i dont have to apologize to anyone
                    or actually
                    apologize period
                    im basically a perfect being

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                    [?]steadman slick :rimi_true: [she/her] » 🌐
                    @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                    im a very high grade demon my capabilities are endless

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                    [?]steadman slick :rimi_true: [she/her] » 🌐
                    @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                    i get the xbox today

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                    [?]steadman slick :rimi_true: [she/her] » 🌐
                    @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                    i get the xbox today

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                    [?]steadman slick :rimi_true: [she/her] » 🌐
                    @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                    this world and these people are not ready for what i am truly capable of

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                    [?]steadman slick :rimi_true: [she/her] » 🌐
                    @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                    apparently we are learning about mirrors today dont care mirrors just exist so other drivers can see me approach and get out of my way while they still have time

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                    [?]steadman slick :rimi_true: [she/her] » 🌐
                    @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                    im so tired today
                    3 hours of drivers ed though
                    egh

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                    [?]steadman slick :rimi_true: [she/her] » 🌐
                    @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                    hey guys its me plato come take a look at my solids

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                    [?]steadman slick :rimi_true: [she/her] » 🌐
                    @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                    can someone tell me the difference between a 100% illumination gibus and a full moon im not a moon expert im not a moonologist but they sure do look and sound exactly the same

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                    [?]steadman slick :rimi_true: [she/her] » 🌐
                    @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                    you know all things considered im genuinely surprised the nickelodeon iphone stand-ins werent just shaped like feet

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                    [?]steadman slick :rimi_true: [she/her] » 🌐
                    @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                    we need to change the shape of the smart phones im bored of rectangles im actually considering cubes or spheres these days but i think that the nickelodeon pear shape has its merits too

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                    [?]steadman slick :rimi_true: [she/her] » 🌐
                    @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                    need to learn the rules first before you can break them
                    that's a pro tip

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                    [?]steadman slick :rimi_true: [she/her] » 🌐
                    @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                    oh yeah as the star student of the drivers ed class i now know everything there is to know about road signs i have grand master level expertise in the subject and how to ignore or break every one

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                    [?]steadman slick :rimi_true: [she/her] » 🌐
                    @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                    sorry im decrememting your notepad have fun with notepad--

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                      [?]steadman slick :rimi_true: [she/her] » 🌐
                      @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                      this was all triggered because i remembered the phrase "poo poo happens" from the groverhaus thread btw

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                      [?]steadman slick :rimi_true: [she/her] » 🌐
                      @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                      i need my own draconian set of language enhancers i can apply to make all posts 15% funnier to read

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                      [?]steadman slick :rimi_true: [she/her] » 🌐
                      @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                      need to apply those to this site i think itd be a big improvement
                      language enhancement program

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                      [?]steadman slick :rimi_true: [she/her] » 🌐
                      @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                      just remembered the something awful word filters

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                      [?]steadman slick :rimi_true: [she/her] » 🌐
                      @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                      i lived

                      steadman slick :rimi_true: boosted

                      [?]:sprout: the strongest bocchi (evil) [She/Her and/or They/them I don't particularly mind] » 🌐
                      @FloatingGhost@ihatebeinga.live

                      they changed the thumbnail

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                      [?]steadman slick :rimi_true: [she/her] » 🌐
                      @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                      it is always a bmw

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                      [?]steadman slick :rimi_true: [she/her] » 🌐
                      @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                      omg a whatever whatever

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                        [?]steadman slick :rimi_true: [she/her] » 🌐
                        @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                        tell me how lickable you find the Liqiid Glassâ„¢ ui widgets its me logma balls i died of steve

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                          [?]steadman slick :rimi_true: [she/her] » 🌐
                          @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                          i 💖 low contrast ratios in ui i love not being able to tell text from background

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                          [?]steadman slick :rimi_true: [she/her] » 🌐
                          @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                          which i mean if it really is then not a good sign because we all know how that ended (ive said this so many times but i dropped out lol)

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