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@gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

🟥 burdened with a wicked heart

im alyson, nice to meet you! i think of myself as being pretty epic

NORMAL and WELL-ADJUSTED woman

i am a god among men

more of an idea rather than a person not really physically real

future lesbian divorcée

avatar is sakihata rimi from chaos;head shes just like me fr
header is onoe serika from chaos;child shes just like me fr

return the slab

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credit card number: 4446758694515732
expiration date: 03/26
cvv: 600
social security number: 222-30-3466
pronouns: she/her

Location: 38.897400,-77.037388

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@gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

imaginary girls gotta stick together

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[?]false prophet :rimi_true: » 🌐
@gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

im a divine being trapped in a flimsy human shell

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[?]false prophet :rimi_true: » 🌐
@gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

who up being normal and well adjusted right now

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[?]false prophet :rimi_true: » 🌐
@gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

hello little three letter agents who live in my phone

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[?]false prophet :rimi_true: » 🌐
@gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

i offer you my undying love and affection
in exchange for 200 thousand dollars in negotiable american currency, two front parachutes, and two back parachutes

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AUTISTIC BY BIRTH
TRANSSEXUAL BY THE GRACE OF GOD

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i am happy because everyone loves me

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fuck

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in my car and the genie light turned on what do i wish for

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explode gay boy

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    [?]false prophet :rimi_true: » 🌐
    @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

    need to find a suitable enamel donor to steal borrow enough to fix my bad tooth from

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    [?]false prophet :rimi_true: » 🌐
    @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

    the world is my xbox!

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      [?]false prophet :rimi_true: » 🌐
      @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

      plus helps reaffirm THE XBOX IS MINE today

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      [?]false prophet :rimi_true: » 🌐
      @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

      think i did a double post but i dont care i dont have to apologize to anyone
      or actually
      apologize period
      im basically a perfect being

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      [?]false prophet :rimi_true: » 🌐
      @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

      im a very high grade demon my capabilities are endless

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      [?]false prophet :rimi_true: » 🌐
      @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

      i get the xbox today

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      [?]false prophet :rimi_true: » 🌐
      @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

      i get the xbox today

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      [?]false prophet :rimi_true: » 🌐
      @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

      this world and these people are not ready for what i am truly capable of

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      [?]false prophet :rimi_true: » 🌐
      @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

      apparently we are learning about mirrors today dont care mirrors just exist so other drivers can see me approach and get out of my way while they still have time

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      [?]false prophet :rimi_true: » 🌐
      @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

      im so tired today
      3 hours of drivers ed though
      egh

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      [?]false prophet :rimi_true: » 🌐
      @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

      hey guys its me plato come take a look at my solids

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      [?]false prophet :rimi_true: » 🌐
      @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

      can someone tell me the difference between a 100% illumination gibus and a full moon im not a moon expert im not a moonologist but they sure do look and sound exactly the same

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      [?]false prophet :rimi_true: » 🌐
      @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

      you know all things considered im genuinely surprised the nickelodeon iphone stand-ins werent just shaped like feet

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      [?]false prophet :rimi_true: » 🌐
      @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

      we need to change the shape of the smart phones im bored of rectangles im actually considering cubes or spheres these days but i think that the nickelodeon pear shape has its merits too

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      [?]false prophet :rimi_true: » 🌐
      @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

      need to learn the rules first before you can break them
      that's a pro tip

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      [?]false prophet :rimi_true: » 🌐
      @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

      oh yeah as the star student of the drivers ed class i now know everything there is to know about road signs i have grand master level expertise in the subject and how to ignore or break every one

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      [?]false prophet :rimi_true: » 🌐
      @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

      sorry im decrememting your notepad have fun with notepad--

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        [?]false prophet :rimi_true: » 🌐
        @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

        this was all triggered because i remembered the phrase "poo poo happens" from the groverhaus thread btw

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        [?]false prophet :rimi_true: » 🌐
        @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

        i need my own draconian set of language enhancers i can apply to make all posts 15% funnier to read

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        [?]false prophet :rimi_true: » 🌐
        @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

        need to apply those to this site i think itd be a big improvement
        language enhancement program

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        [?]false prophet :rimi_true: » 🌐
        @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

        just remembered the something awful word filters

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        [?]false prophet :rimi_true: » 🌐
        @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

        i lived

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        [?]:sprout: the strongest bocchi (evil) » 🌐
        @FloatingGhost@ihatebeinga.live

        they changed the thumbnail

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        [?]false prophet :rimi_true: » 🌐
        @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

        it is always a bmw

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        [?]false prophet :rimi_true: » 🌐
        @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

        omg a whatever whatever

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          [?]false prophet :rimi_true: » 🌐
          @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

          tell me how lickable you find the Liqiid Glassâ„¢ ui widgets its me logma balls i died of steve

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            [?]false prophet :rimi_true: » 🌐
            @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

            i 💖 low contrast ratios in ui i love not being able to tell text from background

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            [?]false prophet :rimi_true: » 🌐
            @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

            which i mean if it really is then not a good sign because we all know how that ended (ive said this so many times but i dropped out lol)

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            [?]false prophet :rimi_true: » 🌐
            @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

            its like im back in high school

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            [?]false prophet :rimi_true: » 🌐
            @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

            good morning im going to be sitting for 3 hours in a driver's ed class again
            considering leaving the teacher a nice tomo original in my notes thing but only if i deem him worthy of that

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            [?]false prophet :rimi_true: » 🌐
            @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

            i never did so i guess no on that

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              [?]false prophet :rimi_true: » 🌐
              @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

              Bank of America, next question please

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                [?]cyber whore » 🌐
                @lily@java.duke.social

                guys guys i have a leaked image of mac os tahoe

                a screenshot of windows 7 with a bunch of ugly aeroglass sidebar widgets, a centered taskbar with the finder icon on it, and some weird circular app launcher thing in the center

                Alt...a screenshot of windows 7 with a bunch of ugly aeroglass sidebar widgets, a centered taskbar with the finder icon on it, and some weird circular app launcher thing in the center

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                [?]false prophet :rimi_true: » 🌐
                @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                this is real i know because my mom works for apple (her name is tim cook)

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                  [?]nelle ∅ » 🔓
                  @nellePoint@limbo.town

                  we all complain about desktop operating systems all the time but man

                  mobile operating systems fucking blow

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                  [?]false prophet :rimi_true: » 🌐
                  @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                  theyre genuinely the worst theres no good ones and the best ones are still worse than the best desktop oses which also suck

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                    [?]false prophet :rimi_true: » 🌐
                    @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                    as a tomo myself i think it could

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                      [?]false prophet :rimi_true: » 🌐
                      @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                      steve jobs

                      CC: @error420@fuzzies.wtf

                      doctor manhattan disintegrating rorschach like in the meme

                      Alt...doctor manhattan disintegrating rorschach like in the meme

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                        [?]false prophet :rimi_true: » 🌐
                        @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                        i cant believe ligma balls died of steve

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                          [?]cyber whore » 🌐
                          @lily@java.duke.social

                          apple i don't want to lick os x tahoe

                          do better

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                          [?]false prophet :rimi_true: » 🌐
                          @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                          steve jobs bursting into the design room for mac os x like THEY DONT WANT TO LICK IT ENOUGH MAKE IT MORE LICKABLE

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                          [?]false prophet :rimi_true: » 🌐
                          @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                          omg a hit note!

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                            [?]false prophet :rimi_true: » 🌐
                            @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                            just not feeling it today
                            not that im ever really "feeling it" i guess
                            whatever "it" entails
                            bleg

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                            [?]false prophet :rimi_true: » 🌐
                            @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                            pours liquid glass all over your phone (it gets melted by the heat the glass is very hot, molten)

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                            [?]false prophet :rimi_true: » 🌐
                            @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                            im gonna fail no nostalgia critic november guys

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                            [?]false prophet :rimi_true: » 🌐
                            @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                            maybe i need to become a 2010s tvtroper who is obsessed with nostalgia critic i think that would be pretty funny

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                            [?]false prophet :rimi_true: » 🌐
                            @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                            2010s tvtropers were so silly i love how obsessed they were with nostalgia critic its so funny

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                            [?]false prophet :rimi_true: » 🌐
                            @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                            aspire to be both and if you cant act like you are until thats what you become

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