false prophet :rimi_true:

@gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

🟥 burdened with a wicked heart

im alyson, nice to meet you! i think of myself as being pretty epic

NORMAL and WELL-ADJUSTED woman

i am a god among men

more of an idea rather than a person not really physically real

future lesbian divorcée

avatar is sakihata rimi from chaos;head shes just like me fr
header is onoe serika from chaos;child shes just like me fr

return the slab

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credit card number: 4446758694515732
expiration date: 03/26
cvv: 600
social security number: 222-30-3466
pronouns: she/her

Location: 38.897400,-77.037388

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[?]false prophet :rimi_true: » 🌐
@gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

imaginary girls gotta stick together

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[?]false prophet :rimi_true: » 🌐
@gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

im a divine being trapped in a flimsy human shell

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[?]azalea 🌸 » 🌐
@azalea@woem.space

@gigalomaniac also real and true

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    [?]azalea 🌸 » 🌐
    @azalea@woem.space

    @gigalomaniac same awawawa

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      [?]false prophet :rimi_true: » 🌐
      @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

      truly, is it not difficult to be a god among men?

      CC: @azalea@woem.space

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        [?]false prophet :rimi_true: » 🌐
        @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

        who up being normal and well adjusted right now

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        [?]ia from doskel networks » 💔 🌐
        @ia@sk.doskel.net

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          [?]false prophet :rimi_true: » 🌐
          @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

          Even If Nobody Else Gets Me I am Sure that ia Gets Me

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            [?]false prophet :rimi_true: » 🌐
            @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

            hello little three letter agents who live in my phone

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            [?]false prophet :rimi_true: » 🌐
            @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

            i offer you my undying love and affection
            in exchange for 200 thousand dollars in negotiable american currency, two front parachutes, and two back parachutes

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            [?]false prophet :rimi_true: » 🌐
            @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

            AUTISTIC BY BIRTH
            TRANSSEXUAL BY THE GRACE OF GOD

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            [?]false prophet :rimi_true: » 🌐
            @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

            i am happy because everyone loves me

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            [?]false prophet :rimi_true: » 🌐
            @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

            fuck

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            [?]false prophet :rimi_true: » 🌐
            @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

            think i did a double post but i dont care i dont have to apologize to anyone
            or actually
            apologize period
            im basically a perfect being

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            [?]false prophet :rimi_true: » 🌐
            @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

            im a very high grade demon my capabilities are endless

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            [?]false prophet :rimi_true: » 🌐
            @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

            i get the xbox today

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            [?]false prophet :rimi_true: » 🌐
            @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

            i get the xbox today

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            [?]false prophet :rimi_true: » 🌐
            @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

            this world and these people are not ready for what i am truly capable of

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            [?]false prophet :rimi_true: » 🌐
            @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

            apparently we are learning about mirrors today dont care mirrors just exist so other drivers can see me approach and get out of my way while they still have time

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            [?]false prophet :rimi_true: » 🌐
            @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

            im so tired today
            3 hours of drivers ed though
            egh

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            [?]false prophet :rimi_true: » 🌐
            @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

            hey guys its me plato come take a look at my solids

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            [?]false prophet :rimi_true: » 🌐
            @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

            can someone tell me the difference between a 100% illumination gibus and a full moon im not a moon expert im not a moonologist but they sure do look and sound exactly the same

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            [?]false prophet :rimi_true: » 🌐
            @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

            you know all things considered im genuinely surprised the nickelodeon iphone stand-ins werent just shaped like feet

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            [?]false prophet :rimi_true: » 🌐
            @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

            we need to change the shape of the smart phones im bored of rectangles im actually considering cubes or spheres these days but i think that the nickelodeon pear shape has its merits too

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            [?]false prophet :rimi_true: » 🌐
            @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

            need to learn the rules first before you can break them
            that's a pro tip

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            [?]false prophet :rimi_true: » 🌐
            @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

            oh yeah as the star student of the drivers ed class i now know everything there is to know about road signs i have grand master level expertise in the subject and how to ignore or break every one

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            [?]false prophet :rimi_true: » 🌐
            @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

            sorry im decrememting your notepad have fun with notepad--

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              [?]false prophet :rimi_true: » 🌐
              @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

              this was all triggered because i remembered the phrase "poo poo happens" from the groverhaus thread btw

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              [?]false prophet :rimi_true: » 🌐
              @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

              i need my own draconian set of language enhancers i can apply to make all posts 15% funnier to read

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              [?]false prophet :rimi_true: » 🌐
              @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

              need to apply those to this site i think itd be a big improvement
              language enhancement program

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              [?]false prophet :rimi_true: » 🌐
              @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

              just remembered the something awful word filters

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              [?]false prophet :rimi_true: » 🌐
              @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

              i lived

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              [?]:sprout: the strongest bocchi (evil) » 🌐
              @FloatingGhost@ihatebeinga.live

              they changed the thumbnail

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              [?]false prophet :rimi_true: » 🌐
              @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

              it is always a bmw

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              [?]false prophet :rimi_true: » 🌐
              @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

              omg a whatever whatever

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                [?]false prophet :rimi_true: » 🌐
                @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                tell me how lickable you find the Liqiid Glassâ„¢ ui widgets its me logma balls i died of steve

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                  [?]false prophet :rimi_true: » 🌐
                  @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                  i 💖 low contrast ratios in ui i love not being able to tell text from background

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                  [?]false prophet :rimi_true: » 🌐
                  @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                  which i mean if it really is then not a good sign because we all know how that ended (ive said this so many times but i dropped out lol)

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                  [?]false prophet :rimi_true: » 🌐
                  @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                  its like im back in high school

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                  [?]false prophet :rimi_true: » 🌐
                  @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                  good morning im going to be sitting for 3 hours in a driver's ed class again
                  considering leaving the teacher a nice tomo original in my notes thing but only if i deem him worthy of that

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                  [?]false prophet :rimi_true: » 🌐
                  @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                  i never did so i guess no on that

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                    [?]false prophet :rimi_true: » 🌐
                    @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                    Bank of America, next question please

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                      [?]the macintosh » 🌐
                      @lily@java.duke.social

                      guys guys i have a leaked image of mac os tahoe

                      a screenshot of windows 7 with a bunch of ugly aeroglass sidebar widgets, a centered taskbar with the finder icon on it, and some weird circular app launcher thing in the center

                      Alt...a screenshot of windows 7 with a bunch of ugly aeroglass sidebar widgets, a centered taskbar with the finder icon on it, and some weird circular app launcher thing in the center

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                      [?]false prophet :rimi_true: » 🌐
                      @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                      this is real i know because my mom works for apple (her name is tim cook)

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                        [?]false prophet :rimi_true: » 🌐
                        @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                        as a tomo myself i think it could

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                          [?]false prophet :rimi_true: » 🌐
                          @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                          steve jobs

                          CC: @error420@fuzzies.wtf

                          doctor manhattan disintegrating rorschach like in the meme

                          Alt...doctor manhattan disintegrating rorschach like in the meme

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                            [?]false prophet :rimi_true: » 🌐
                            @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                            i cant believe ligma balls died of steve

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                              [?]the macintosh » 🌐
                              @lily@java.duke.social

                              apple i don't want to lick os x tahoe

                              do better

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                              [?]false prophet :rimi_true: » 🌐
                              @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                              steve jobs bursting into the design room for mac os x like THEY DONT WANT TO LICK IT ENOUGH MAKE IT MORE LICKABLE

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                              [?]false prophet :rimi_true: » 🌐
                              @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                              omg a hit note!

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                                [?]false prophet :rimi_true: » 🌐
                                @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                                just not feeling it today
                                not that im ever really "feeling it" i guess
                                whatever "it" entails
                                bleg

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                                [?]false prophet :rimi_true: » 🌐
                                @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                                pours liquid glass all over your phone (it gets melted by the heat the glass is very hot, molten)

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                                [?]false prophet :rimi_true: » 🌐
                                @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                                im gonna fail no nostalgia critic november guys

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                                [?]false prophet :rimi_true: » 🌐
                                @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                                maybe i need to become a 2010s tvtroper who is obsessed with nostalgia critic i think that would be pretty funny

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                                [?]false prophet :rimi_true: » 🌐
                                @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                                2010s tvtropers were so silly i love how obsessed they were with nostalgia critic its so funny

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                                [?]false prophet :rimi_true: » 🌐
                                @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                                aspire to be both and if you cant act like you are until thats what you become

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                                  [?]false prophet :rimi_true: » 🌐
                                  @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                                  im very aware this is a warning to others

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                                    [?]false prophet :rimi_true: » 🌐
                                    @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                                    shes a 10 but she sometimes just stops functioning completely for an entire day

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                                    [?]false prophet :rimi_true: » 🌐
                                    @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                                    very soon i am going to be allowed behind the wheel of a car
                                    be afraid

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