steadman slick :rimi_true:

@gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

🟥 burdened with a wicked heart

im alyson, nice to meet you! i think of myself as being pretty epic

NORMAL and WELL-ADJUSTED woman

i am a god among men

more of an idea rather than a person not really physically real

future lesbian divorcée

avatar is sakihata rimi from chaos;head shes just like me fr
header is onoe serika from chaos;child shes just like me fr

return the slab

🟦🟪🟥🟧
credit card number: 4446758694515732
expiration date: 03/26
cvv: 600
social security number: 222-30-3466
pronouns: she/her

Location: 38.897400,-77.037388

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[?]steadman slick :rimi_true: [she/her] » 🌐
@gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

imaginary girls gotta stick together

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[?]steadman slick :rimi_true: [she/her] » 🌐
@gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

im a divine being trapped in a flimsy human shell

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[?]steadman slick :rimi_true: [she/her] » 🌐
@gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

who up being normal and well adjusted right now

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Ako :blobcatcomfjoy: boosted

[?]steadman slick :rimi_true: [she/her] » 🌐
@gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

hello little three letter agents who live in my phone

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steadman slick :rimi_true: boosted

[?]steadman slick :rimi_true: [she/her] » 🌐
@gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

i offer you my undying love and affection
in exchange for 200 thousand dollars in negotiable american currency, two front parachutes, and two back parachutes

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steadman slick :rimi_true: boosted

[?]steadman slick :rimi_true: [she/her] » 🌐
@gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

AUTISTIC BY BIRTH
TRANSSEXUAL BY THE GRACE OF GOD

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[?]steadman slick :rimi_true: [she/her] » 🌐
@gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

i am happy because everyone loves me

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[?]steadman slick :rimi_true: [she/her] » 🌐
@gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

fuck

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[?]steadman slick :rimi_true: [she/her] » 🌐
@gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

people who peaked in high school are so silly and i guess i say this as someone still making my way to my peak (theres still so much more room for me to rise)

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[?]steadman slick :rimi_true: [she/her] » 🌐
@gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

high school fucking sucked if anything it was a low point

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    [?]steadman slick :rimi_true: [she/her] » 🌐
    @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

    bleh

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    [?]steadman slick :rimi_true: [she/her] » 🌐
    @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

    snac4 day after tomorrow

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    [?]steadman slick :rimi_true: [she/her] » 🌐
    @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

    snac3 tomorrow

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    [?]steadman slick :rimi_true: [she/her] » 🌐
    @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

    feels like my head's being crushed rn between the headache and toothache

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    [?]steadman slick :rimi_true: [she/her] » 🌐
    @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

    bleh headache
    bleh toothache
    bleh just generally feeling terrible today

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    [?]steadman slick :rimi_true: [she/her] » 🌐
    @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

    windows 12 will also be glass themed mark my words apple is the one company that all the other tech companies make fun of in the moment but then immediately follow after all the bad ideas of

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    [?]steadman slick :rimi_true: [she/her] » 🌐
    @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

    good morning, the masses

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    [?]steadman slick :rimi_true: [she/her] » 🌐
    @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

    i think nasa has one of those youd just have to crank the rpms high enough

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      [?]steadman slick :rimi_true: [she/her] » 🌐
      @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

      im still pretty vibratey

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        [?]steadman slick :rimi_true: [she/her] » 🌐
        @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

        ok i dont think the second monster solved all my problems
        clearly the solution is a third (IMPORTANT NOTE FOR LILY SPECIFICALLY NO I AM NOT ACTUALLY DRINKING A THIRD MONSTER)

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        [?]steadman slick :rimi_true: [she/her] » 🌐
        @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

        its transgender

        CC: @lily@duke.social

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          [?]steadman slick :rimi_true: [she/her] » 🌐
          @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

          i will explain nothing to anyone and for any reason i dont owe anyone anything i must become incomprehensible and impenetrable

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          [?]steadman slick :rimi_true: [she/her] » 🌐
          @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

          just gonna silently do some things and not elaborate

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          [?]steadman slick :rimi_true: [she/her] » 🌐
          @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

          old big picture was designed like a console ui from 2015 new big picture is designed like a console ui from 2022

          CC: @lily@duke.social

            steadman slick :rimi_true: boosted

            [?]cyber whore [t2y\s1e\i0t] » 🌐
            @lily@java.duke.social

            I miss old steam big picture

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            [?]steadman slick :rimi_true: [she/her] » 🌐
            @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

            i feel so alive right now

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            [?]steadman slick :rimi_true: [she/her] » 🌐
            @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

            true!

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              [?]steadman slick :rimi_true: [she/her] » 🌐
              @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

              surely a second monster will solve all my problems

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              [?]steadman slick :rimi_true: [she/her] » 🌐
              @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

              🔍 how to stop being tired all the time? [search]

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              [?]steadman slick :rimi_true: [she/her] » 🌐
              @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

              lol fell asleep early

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              [?]steadman slick :rimi_true: [she/her] » 🌐
              @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

              i got a very prestigious interview lined up tomorrow (not for a job, better than that)

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              [?]steadman slick :rimi_true: [she/her] » 🌐
              @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

              im pretty regular academia myself

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              [?]steadman slick :rimi_true: [she/her] » 🌐
              @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

              regular academia

              CC: @amalthea@pl.noob.quest

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                [?]steadman slick :rimi_true: [she/her] » 🌐
                @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                t-mobile tethering sucks they keep throttling me down i need fast speeds t-mobile i need to play my online gamer games

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                [?]steadman slick :rimi_true: [she/her] » 🌐
                @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                im not on the bus right now but my coordinates are as always on my profile (you may need to look at it on my instance to see them)

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                  [?]steadman slick :rimi_true: [she/her] » 🌐
                  @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                  i love the bus i will give my life for the bus

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                    [?]steadman slick :rimi_true: [she/her] » 🌐
                    @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                    not really, traffic and such

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                      [?]steadman slick :rimi_true: [she/her] » 🌐
                      @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                      on a bus right now ama

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                      [?]steadman slick :rimi_true: [she/her] » 🌐
                      @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                      im not pro-nouns im anti-nouns if anything GO TEAM ADVERB

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                      [?]steadman slick :rimi_true: [she/her] » 🌐
                      @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                      would you like natural or artificial intelligence?

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                      [?]steadman slick :rimi_true: [she/her] » 🌐
                      @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                      this pride month im coming out as epic

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                      in reply to »

                      [?]steadman slick :rimi_true: [she/her] » 🌐
                      @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                      thats amazing i hope you enjoy the tomatopad

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                        [?]steadman slick :rimi_true: [she/her] » 🌐
                        @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                        shes wearing too much lipstick tonight

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                        [?]steadman slick :rimi_true: [she/her] » 🌐
                        @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                        did you have a thinkpad sandwich again

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                          cyber whore boosted
                          in reply to »

                          [?]steadman slick :rimi_true: [she/her] » 🌐
                          @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                          you need a sticker of the emergency & i guy all im saying

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                            [?]steadman slick :rimi_true: [she/her] » 🌐
                            @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                            I HATE THIS GODDAMN HEAT I AM GOING TO DESTROY THE SUN

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                            [?]steadman slick :rimi_true: [she/her] » 🌐
                            @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                            definitely a pervading bleh feeling today

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                            [?]steadman slick :rimi_true: [she/her] » 🌐
                            @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                            thinking about how popeye was a one off character in his original comic who then over time just became the main character and the original main characters basically disappeared

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                            [?]steadman slick :rimi_true: [she/her] » 🌐
                            @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                            thinking about the complaint tablet to ea-nasir again
                            classic

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                            [?]steadman slick :rimi_true: [she/her] » 🌐
                            @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                            one more day of drivers ed before the weekend
                            i am going to savor every moment of it

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                            [?]steadman slick :rimi_true: [she/her] » 🌐
                            @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                            being real for a second the gadsen flag is incredibly ugly
                            i just saw a big huge (perfectly clean) pickup with plates with it on and god i forgot how ugly it looks

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                            [?]steadman slick :rimi_true: [she/her] » 🌐
                            @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                            uplifting those i care most about by making everyone else worse

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                            [?]steadman slick :rimi_true: [she/her] » 🌐
                            @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                            plotting and scheming a bit today
                            as a treat

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                            [?]steadman slick :rimi_true: [she/her] » 🌐
                            @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                            frankly i think if anyone dislikes me that's their problem

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                            [?]steadman slick :rimi_true: [she/her] » 🌐
                            @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                            dont forget to drink water if you forget then im dropping you in the bay with concrete blocks tied to your feet to make sure you really appreciate water

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                            [?]steadman slick :rimi_true: [she/her] » 🌐
                            @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                            today is also my day

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                            [?]steadman slick :rimi_true: [she/her] » 🌐
                            @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                            feeling kinda fucked up right now bleh

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                            [?]steadman slick :rimi_true: [she/her] » 🌐
                            @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                            tired today

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                            [?]steadman slick :rimi_true: [she/her] » 🌐
                            @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                            distracted in drivers ed class imagining the two hosts in this ancient video we're watching making out

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