pompous fool :rimi_true:

@gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

🟥 burdened with a wicked heart

NORMAL and WELL-ADJUSTED woman

professional gambler

more of an idea rather than a person not really physically real

future lesbian divorcée

avatar is sakihata rimi from chaos;head shes just like me fr
header is onoe serika from chaos;child shes just like me fr

return the slab

🟦🟥
credit card number4446758694515732
expiration date03/26
cvv600
social security number222-30-3466
pronounsshe/her

Location: 38.897400,-77.037388

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[?]pompous fool :rimi_true: »
@gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

who up being normal and well adjusted right now

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[?]ia from doskel networks »
@ia@sk.doskel.net

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[?]pompous fool :rimi_true: »
@gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

Even If Nobody Else Gets Me I am Sure that ia Gets Me

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    Ako :blobcatcomfjoy: boosted

    [?]pompous fool :rimi_true: »
    @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

    hello little three letter agents who live in my phone

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    [?]pompous fool :rimi_true: »
    @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

    i offer you my undying love and affection
    in exchange for 200 thousand dollars in negotiable american currency, two front parachutes, and two back parachutes

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    [?]milas »
    @milas@social.notaphish.fyi

    @gigalomaniac "negotiable American currency" so like Visa? and you'll code it as vaguely travel-related merchant code?? 🧐

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    [?]pompous fool :rimi_true: »
    @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

    im the one with the bomb im gonna blow this plane sky high if you dont get me that negotiable american currency

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      [?]pompous fool :rimi_true: »
      @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

      AUTISTIC BY BIRTH
      TRANSSEXUAL BY THE GRACE OF GOD

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      [?][GRLC] novenary harissa estragon »
      @novenary@akko.wtf

      slurs@gigalomaniac SPERG BY BIRTH
      TRANNY BY THE GRACE OF GOD

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        [?]pompous fool :rimi_true: »
        @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

        i am happy because everyone loves me

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        [?]pompous fool :rimi_true: »
        @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

        fuck

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        [?]pompous fool :rimi_true: »
        @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

        bleh not feeling it today its too sunny wheres my rain

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        [?]pompous fool :rimi_true: »
        @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

        switch 3 tomorrow

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        [?]pompous fool :rimi_true: »
        @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

        get in the zone: nintendo zone

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        [?]pompous fool :rimi_true: »
        @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

        oh youre a linux user huh you know bash
        bashes you over the head with a giant cartoon hammer

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        [?]pompous fool :rimi_true: »
        @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

        its like when they crushed all those pokeymons in the bus to make the gamer boy

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        Ako :blobcatcomfjoy: boosted

        [?]pompous fool :rimi_true: »
        @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

        the nintendo gamercube is the perfect console manufactured by taking all games ever made and compacting them into one cube shaped space

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        [?]pompous fool :rimi_true: »
        @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

        i need my gamercubes

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        [?]pompous fool :rimi_true: »
        @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

        transfers you to a game console via a very slow homebrew ftp server

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        [?]pompous fool :rimi_true: »
        @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

        hi

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        [?]pompous fool :rimi_true: »
        @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

        i should save some winning for everyone else

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        [?]pompous fool :rimi_true: »
        @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

        i just cant stop winning

        [?]BET IT ALL ON DOSKEL »
        @doskel@masto.doskel.net

        just plugged an >20y/o garmin forerunner 301 into a modern windows 10 machine with the latest garmin express installed and it just went "okay" and synced to my current garmin connect account

        god this company is rad

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        [?]BET IT ALL ON DOSKEL »
        @doskel@masto.doskel.net

        because fuck it. why not.

        my garmin forerunner 301 from the early 2000s appearing next to my forerunner 935 and instinct tactical (2020-ish release) in the garmin connect web ui

        Alt...my garmin forerunner 301 from the early 2000s appearing next to my forerunner 935 and instinct tactical (2020-ish release) in the garmin connect web ui

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        [?]computer wrangling twink »
        @theking@mskey.nekomimi.party

        @doskel@masto.doskel.net I find vintage smartwatches fascinating and this is about to send me on an eBay rabbit hole

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          [?]BET IT ALL ON DOSKEL »
          @doskel@masto.doskel.net

          @theking be aware they're not really smart they're just gps sport trackers and nothing else

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            [?]pompous fool :rimi_true: »
            @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

            its actually pronounced "jarmin"

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              [?]ia from doskel networks »
              @ia@sk.doskel.net

              green

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              [?]pompous fool :rimi_true: »
              @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

              nintendo greencube (gamercube if it was good)

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              [?]pompous fool :rimi_true: »
              @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

              beh

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              [?]pompous fool :rimi_true: »
              @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

              give me the xbox mom said its my turn

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              [?]pompous fool :rimi_true: »
              @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

              what would i do without the internet

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              [?]pompous fool :rimi_true: »
              @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

              better than getting burnt to a crisp my the sun and getting covered head to toe in bug bites

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              [?]pompous fool :rimi_true: »
              @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

              the rain is pretty epic i think i hope it rains all day and all night and honestly i hope it never stops

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              [?]pompous fool :rimi_true: »
              @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

              great news im the pope now
              dont ask how just accept this new reality at face value

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              [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: »
              @eris@p.enes.lv

              St. Pait

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                [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: »
                @eris@p.enes.lv

                Shit, you could even explain this with some proto-germanic consonant shift iirc

                CC: @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

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                  [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: »
                  @eris@p.enes.lv

                  Ok I kinda misremembered, but some european language groups had a kw->p sound shift. So we could assume that Kwaytre in some unknown language got borrowed into old greek and turned into petra->petrus. But at the same time it got borrowed into some Nordic language, and simplified into Kaytr->Kait. Thus St. Peter and St. Kait are the same person. QED

                  CC: @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

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                    [?]pompous fool :rimi_true: »
                    @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                    holy shit

                    CC: @eris@p.enes.lv

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                      [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: »
                      @eris@p.enes.lv

                      Me omw to doxx you, your eminence

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                        [?]pompous fool :rimi_true: »
                        @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                        actually i was thinking about being pope hilarius ii

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                          [?]elizabeth worm🔅:wormverified: »
                          @lizzie@brain.worm.pink

                          @gigalomaniac @eris is there a forst or is that what makes you so hilarius?

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                            [?]pompous fool :rimi_true: »
                            @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                            yes and his immediate successor was "simplicius"

                            CC: @eris@p.enes.lv

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                              [?]pompous fool :rimi_true: »
                              @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                              beh

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                              [?]pompous fool :rimi_true: »
                              @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                              the devil cube

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                              [?]pompous fool :rimi_true: »
                              @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                              it really is that pope simplicius

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                              [?]pompous fool :rimi_true: »
                              @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                              always assume with every utah based company that theres some kind of influence from mormon doctrine

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                              [?]pompous fool :rimi_true: »
                              @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                              why cant it just rain every day rains fun

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                              [?]pompous fool :rimi_true: »
                              @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                              im just like the bible really

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                              [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: »
                              @eris@p.enes.lv

                              imperial aramaic tomo

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                                [?]pompous fool :rimi_true: »
                                @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                                im thinking more koine greek myself

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                                  [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: »
                                  @eris@p.enes.lv

                                  Tomo 1749298505:015448

                                  theres probably been a few layers of translations in there too who knows

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                                    [?]pompous fool :rimi_true: »
                                    @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                                    true i probably spoke aramaic originally that one about koine greek was a later forgery that got inserted by a malicious scribe later down the line disregard it

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                                      [?]pompous fool :rimi_true: »
                                      @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                                      im feeling inerrant im feeling infallible im in the primacy of my life

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                                      [?]pompous fool :rimi_true: »
                                      @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                                      im feeling inerrant and infallible right about now

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                                      [?]pompous fool :rimi_true: »
                                      @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                                      apologies for any typos or mistakes in my posts im dictating them to a scribe and then the posts you see now are merely the surviving manuscripts thousands of years later sorry if learning the process ruins it all for you

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                                      [?]ia from doskel networks »
                                      @ia@sk.doskel.net

                                      @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link can't believe you'd be doing centuries old reruns...

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                                        [?]pompous fool :rimi_true: »
                                        @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                                        dont think of them as reruns think of them as eternal texts passed down through the ages

                                          [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: »
                                          @eris@p.enes.lv

                                          Oh that's why you're not responding to my love letters. truly evil

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                                            [?]pompous fool :rimi_true: »
                                            @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                                            sorry the scribes probably lost my replies to those at some point

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                                              [?]pompous fool :rimi_true: »
                                              @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                                              theres probably been a few layers of translations in there too who knows

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                                              [?]pompous fool :rimi_true: »
                                              @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                                              if -ess is the feminine counterpart of -er then is a male seamstress a seamster

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                                              Older...

                                              [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: »
                                              @eris@p.enes.lv

                                              there's also vowel shift (see mistress & master). a male seamstress is a samster.

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                                                [?]pompous fool :rimi_true: »
                                                @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                                                omg a hit note

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                                                  [?]pompous fool :rimi_true: »
                                                  @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                                                  call me noah the way i

                                                  (i cant think of the rest right now that's all you get)

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                                                  [?]pompous fool :rimi_true: »
                                                  @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                                                  it really is that shrimple

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                                                  [?]pompous fool :rimi_true: »
                                                  @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                                                  anyways in conclusion:
                                                  bleh

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                                                  [?]pompous fool :rimi_true: »
                                                  @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                                                  ALWAYS REMEMBER
                                                  NEVER APOLOGIZE
                                                  ITS THEIR FAULT FOR NOT SEEING THE VISION
                                                  always remember that

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                                                  [?]pompous fool :rimi_true: »
                                                  @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                                                  if you ever see me post a neomoji just know that's not me it's a shapeshifter that stole my identity and form and is tryimg to use my vast influence over the world for evil (but like boring evil not fun evil)

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                                                  [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: »
                                                  @eris@p.enes.lv

                                                  :neocatfloofboop:

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                                                    [?]pompous fool :rimi_true: »
                                                    @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                                                    stop neocatfloofbooping me or im sending 15-16 dark web hitmen to your exact location

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                                                      [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: »
                                                      @eris@p.enes.lv

                                                      :neocatfloofgraphicsuicide:

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                                                        [?]pompous fool :rimi_true: »
                                                        @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                                                        i like to think of myself as being fun evil

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                                                        Ako :blobcatcomfjoy: boosted

                                                        [?]pompous fool :rimi_true: »
                                                        @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                                                        im cool, attractive, and always correct and authorative in all matters

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                                                        [?]pompous fool :rimi_true: »
                                                        @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                                                        omg a hit note

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                                                          [?]pompous fool :rimi_true: »
                                                          @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                                                          some posts are just better kept to yourself

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                                                          [?]pompous fool :rimi_true: »
                                                          @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                                                          and that's why you SHOULD go into all restricted areas you come across thank you for coming to my ted talk

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                                                          [?]pompous fool :rimi_true: »
                                                          @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                                                          protip: you can go anywhere you want so long as you just act like you belong there with enough confidence

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