shining finger

@gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

🟥 burdened with a wicked heart

NORMAL and WELL-ADJUSTED woman

professional gambler

more of an idea rather than a person not really physically real

future lesbian divorcée

avatar and header are onoe serika from chaos;child shes just like me fr

return the slab

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[?]shining finger »
@gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

i offer you my undying love and affection
in exchange for 200 thousand dollars in negotiable american currency, two front parachutes, and two back parachutes

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[?]milas »
@milas@social.notaphish.fyi

@gigalomaniac "negotiable American currency" so like Visa? and you'll code it as vaguely travel-related merchant code?? 🧐

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[?]shining finger »
@gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

im the one with the bomb im gonna blow this plane sky high if you dont get me that negotiable american currency

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    [?]shining finger »
    @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

    AUTISTIC BY BIRTH
    TRANSSEXUAL BY THE GRACE OF GOD

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    [?]shining finger »
    @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

    i am happy because everyone loves me

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    [?]shining finger »
    @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

    remember gamers: two toasters cancel each other out

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    [?]shining finger »
    @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

    fuck

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    [?]shining finger »
    @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

    imagine it starts raining right now after ive already settled into home

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    [?]shining finger »
    @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

    i still feel cheated out of a rainy day today

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    [?]shining finger »
    @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

    why did it have to start really getting dark only after i got home all tired

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    [?]shining finger »
    @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

    my head is empty my thoughts are none

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    [?]shining finger »
    @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

    its truly amazing what all the human body is capable of given the right stimulus

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    [?]shining finger »
    @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

    also only now starting to get dark i hate summer so much

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    [?]shining finger »
    @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

    shit sucks i want to leave this bus and disappear off into the night

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    [?]shining finger »
    @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

    tired and im on a bus ama

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    [?]shining finger »
    @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

    egh

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    [?]shining finger »
    @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

    sleeping through the entire months of june, july, and august

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    [?]shining finger »
    @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

    heat sucks

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    [?]shining finger »
    @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

    call me a "manic pixie dream girl" and i break both your legs

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    [?]shining finger »
    @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

    every day we rot

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    [?]shining finger »
    @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

    i hope to one day be something of a cryptid myself

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    [?]azalea 🌸 »
    @azalea@woem.space

    bad, doll's brainrot

    @gigalomaniac cryptid [balatro mod]

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      [?]shining finger »
      @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

      bleh not feeling it today its too sunny wheres my rain

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      [?]shining finger »
      @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

      switch 3 tomorrow

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      [?]shining finger »
      @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

      get in the zone: nintendo zone

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      [?]shining finger »
      @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

      oh youre a linux user huh you know bash
      bashes you over the head with a giant cartoon hammer

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      [?]shining finger »
      @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

      its like when they crushed all those pokeymons in the bus to make the gamer boy

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      [?]shining finger »
      @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

      the nintendo gamercube is the perfect console manufactured by taking all games ever made and compacting them into one cube shaped space

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      [?]shining finger »
      @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

      i need my gamercubes

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      [?]shining finger »
      @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

      transfers you to a game console via a very slow homebrew ftp server

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      [?]shining finger »
      @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

      hi

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      [?]shining finger »
      @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

      i should save some winning for everyone else

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      [?]shining finger »
      @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

      i just cant stop winning

      [?]BET IT ALL ON DOSKEL »
      @doskel@masto.doskel.net

      just plugged an >20y/o garmin forerunner 301 into a modern windows 10 machine with the latest garmin express installed and it just went "okay" and synced to my current garmin connect account

      god this company is rad

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      [?]BET IT ALL ON DOSKEL »
      @doskel@masto.doskel.net

      because fuck it. why not.

      my garmin forerunner 301 from the early 2000s appearing next to my forerunner 935 and instinct tactical (2020-ish release) in the garmin connect web ui

      Alt...my garmin forerunner 301 from the early 2000s appearing next to my forerunner 935 and instinct tactical (2020-ish release) in the garmin connect web ui

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      [?]twink pro max »
      @theking@mskey.nekomimi.party

      @doskel@masto.doskel.net I find vintage smartwatches fascinating and this is about to send me on an eBay rabbit hole

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        [?]BET IT ALL ON DOSKEL »
        @doskel@masto.doskel.net

        @theking be aware they're not really smart they're just gps sport trackers and nothing else

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          [?]shining finger »
          @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

          its actually pronounced "jarmin"

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            [?]ia from doskel networks »
            @ia@sk.doskel.net

            green

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            [?]shining finger »
            @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

            nintendo greencube (gamercube if it was good)

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            [?]shining finger »
            @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

            beh

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            [?]shining finger »
            @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

            give me the xbox mom said its my turn

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            [?]shining finger »
            @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

            what would i do without the internet

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            [?]shining finger »
            @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

            better than getting burnt to a crisp my the sun and getting covered head to toe in bug bites

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            [?]shining finger »
            @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

            the rain is pretty epic i think i hope it rains all day and all night and honestly i hope it never stops

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            [?]shining finger »
            @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

            great news im the pope now
            dont ask how just accept this new reality at face value

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            [?]GNÚorenard Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: »
            @eris@p.enes.lv

            St. Pait

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              [?]GNÚorenard Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: »
              @eris@p.enes.lv

              Shit, you could even explain this with some proto-germanic consonant shift iirc

              CC: @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

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                [?]GNÚorenard Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: »
                @eris@p.enes.lv

                Ok I kinda misremembered, but some european language groups had a kw->p sound shift. So we could assume that Kwaytre in some unknown language got borrowed into old greek and turned into petra->petrus. But at the same time it got borrowed into some Nordic language, and simplified into Kaytr->Kait. Thus St. Peter and St. Kait are the same person. QED

                CC: @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

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                  [?]shining finger »
                  @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                  holy shit

                  CC: @eris@p.enes.lv

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                    [?]GNÚorenard Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: »
                    @eris@p.enes.lv

                    Me omw to doxx you, your eminence

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                      [?]shining finger »
                      @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                      actually i was thinking about being pope hilarius ii

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                        [?]elizabeth worm🔅:wormverified: »
                        @lizzie@brain.worm.pink

                        @gigalomaniac @eris is there a forst or is that what makes you so hilarius?

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                          [?]shining finger »
                          @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                          yes and his immediate successor was "simplicius"

                          CC: @eris@p.enes.lv

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                            [?]shining finger »
                            @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                            beh

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                            [?]shining finger »
                            @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                            the devil cube

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                            [?]shining finger »
                            @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                            it really is that pope simplicius

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                            [?]shining finger »
                            @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                            always assume with every utah based company that theres some kind of influence from mormon doctrine

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                            [?]shining finger »
                            @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                            why cant it just rain every day rains fun

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                            [?]shining finger »
                            @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                            im just like the bible really

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                            [?]GNÚorenard Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: »
                            @eris@p.enes.lv

                            imperial aramaic tomo

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                              [?]shining finger »
                              @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                              im thinking more koine greek myself

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                                [?]GNÚorenard Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: »
                                @eris@p.enes.lv

                                Tomo 1749298505:015448

                                theres probably been a few layers of translations in there too who knows

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                                  [?]shining finger »
                                  @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                                  true i probably spoke aramaic originally that one about koine greek was a later forgery that got inserted by a malicious scribe later down the line disregard it

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                                    [?]shining finger »
                                    @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                                    im feeling inerrant im feeling infallible im in the primacy of my life

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                                    [?]shining finger »
                                    @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                                    im feeling inerrant and infallible right about now

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                                    [?]shining finger »
                                    @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                                    apologies for any typos or mistakes in my posts im dictating them to a scribe and then the posts you see now are merely the surviving manuscripts thousands of years later sorry if learning the process ruins it all for you

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                                    [?]ia from doskel networks »
                                    @ia@sk.doskel.net

                                    @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link can't believe you'd be doing centuries old reruns...

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                                      [?]shining finger »
                                      @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                                      dont think of them as reruns think of them as eternal texts passed down through the ages

                                        [?]GNÚorenard Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: »
                                        @eris@p.enes.lv

                                        Oh that's why you're not responding to my love letters. truly evil

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                                          [?]shining finger »
                                          @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                                          sorry the scribes probably lost my replies to those at some point

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                                            [?]shining finger »
                                            @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                                            theres probably been a few layers of translations in there too who knows

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