false prophet :rimi_true:

@gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

🟥 burdened with a wicked heart

im alyson, nice to meet you! i think of myself as being pretty epic

NORMAL and WELL-ADJUSTED woman

i am a god among men

more of an idea rather than a person not really physically real

future lesbian divorcée

avatar is sakihata rimi from chaos;head shes just like me fr
header is onoe serika from chaos;child shes just like me fr

return the slab

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credit card number: 4446758694515732
expiration date: 03/26
cvv: 600
social security number: 222-30-3466
pronouns: she/her

Location: 38.897400,-77.037388

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[?]false prophet :rimi_true: » 🌐
@gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

imaginary girls gotta stick together

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[?]false prophet :rimi_true: » 🌐
@gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

im a divine being trapped in a flimsy human shell

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[?]azalea 🌸 » 🌐
@azalea@woem.space

@gigalomaniac also real and true

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    [?]azalea 🌸 » 🌐
    @azalea@woem.space

    @gigalomaniac same awawawa

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      [?]false prophet :rimi_true: » 🌐
      @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

      truly, is it not difficult to be a god among men?

      CC: @azalea@woem.space

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        [?]false prophet :rimi_true: » 🌐
        @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

        who up being normal and well adjusted right now

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        [?]false prophet :rimi_true: » 🌐
        @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

        hello little three letter agents who live in my phone

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        [?]false prophet :rimi_true: » 🌐
        @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

        i offer you my undying love and affection
        in exchange for 200 thousand dollars in negotiable american currency, two front parachutes, and two back parachutes

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        [?]false prophet :rimi_true: » 🌐
        @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

        AUTISTIC BY BIRTH
        TRANSSEXUAL BY THE GRACE OF GOD

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        [?]false prophet :rimi_true: » 🌐
        @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

        i am happy because everyone loves me

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        [?]false prophet :rimi_true: » 🌐
        @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

        fuck

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        [?]false prophet :rimi_true: » 🌐
        @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

        id ask to be elected fediverse representative for the united states but im hardly representative of the average american

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        [?]false prophet :rimi_true: » 🌐
        @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

        im far more epic than most
        no mere mortal could ever compare

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          [?]false prophet :rimi_true: » 🌐
          @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

          ok alternative:
          moving into the notch candy wall house
          living in the candy wall

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          [?]false prophet :rimi_true: » 🌐
          @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

          do you think if kim jumped up in the air hed somehow make a MEGA with his body like elon does with X

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          [?]false prophet :rimi_true: » 🌐
          @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

          but consider: you get to look at tommys duplicate guinness world records AND you get to see the fountain waterfall thing that makes him want to piss at night

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            [?]false prophet :rimi_true: » 🌐
            @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

            you have to move into one which do you pick

            tommy tallerico house:0
            kim dotcom mansion:3

            Closed

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            [?]false prophet :rimi_true: » 🌐
            @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

            i like to think of myself as fun evil as opposed to all the boring evil in power in the world

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            [?]false prophet :rimi_true: » 🌐
            @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

            can anyone tell me the best place to get a custom t shirt made i have an idea i need made

            a clipart t shirt template with "i got COVID-19 at the Rock & Roll Hall of Fame" written on it, in comic sans (and the rock hall logo)

            Alt...a clipart t shirt template with "i got COVID-19 at the Rock & Roll Hall of Fame" written on it, in comic sans (and the rock hall logo)

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            [?]false prophet :rimi_true: » 🌐
            @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

            its true thats actually where i got covid the first time
            i think easily among the funniest places to get it because like if youve been to the rock hall you know its so nothing like they blast 15 songs over each other at max volume and all there is to do is look at old guitars that i guess some famous musicians played
            i went there when they inducted eminem and they didnt even have his monkey nft on display (this was in 2022) what a ripoff

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              [?]false prophet :rimi_true: » 🌐
              @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

              its true because its funny

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              [?]false prophet :rimi_true: » 🌐
              @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

              good morning everyone
              remember to four unreasonable things today

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              [?]false prophet :rimi_true: » 🌐
              @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

              yeah yeah micmic check check one one two two you can do great things with homebrew brew

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              [?]false prophet :rimi_true: » 🌐
              @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

              why is homebrew for linux a thing it sucks enough on mac where it basically has a monopoly
              why tf would you choose to use homebrew over literally anything else

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              [?]false prophet :rimi_true: » 🌐
              @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

              hi federal agents youre on tv right now what do you have to say on the tv

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              [?]false prophet :rimi_true: » 🌐
              @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

              he was never the same after the allegations of murdering and cannibalizing 9

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                [?]false prophet :rimi_true: » 🌐
                @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                horrible news everyone: mac os touhou refuses to install on my very real macbookpro16,3 im so sad it just goes like 🚫

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                [?]false prophet :rimi_true: » 🌐
                @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                the only apple approved game is chess.app

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                [?]false prophet :rimi_true: » 🌐
                @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                mac gamers are easily among the most persecuted of gamers
                in similar boat as the other bsd gamers (remember: mac is a bsd, kinda) except at least their oses arent actively trying to stop them from playing games lol

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                [?]false prophet :rimi_true: » 🌐
                @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                you know i probably shouldnt be playing these games i could be playing on literally anything else on the mac install but counterpoint its more fun this way
                plus spiting steve jobs from beyond the grave and probably tim apple right now
                being a gamer on mac os x

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                [?]false prophet :rimi_true: » 🌐
                @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                yep my intuition was correct im so epic

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                [?]false prophet :rimi_true: » 🌐
                @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                good news pretty sure i aced it im gonna be on the road by next week

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                [?]false prophet :rimi_true: » 🌐
                @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                good news everyone its time for the final exam for the classroom drivers ed stuff
                my demonic intuition will ensure i pass this its all questions ive seen before plus if all else fails im sure i can just manipulate the instructor into reading an answer wrong again and passing me anyways

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                [?]false prophet :rimi_true: » 🌐
                @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                final day of drivers ed (in class)
                if i pass this test then i think im good to go get my permit
                theyll let me behind the wheel its so epic im gonna be the best driver ever

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                [?]false prophet :rimi_true: » 🌐
                @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                remember: all parades in the month of june are automatically pride parades
                just like all events are pride events

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                [?]false prophet :rimi_true: » 🌐
                @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                i think we make a great team

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                [?]false prophet :rimi_true: » 🌐
                @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                afraid so
                i await the true successor with the iphone xi

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                  [?]false prophet :rimi_true: » 🌐
                  @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                  something something linux

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                  [?]false prophet :rimi_true: » 🌐
                  @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                  NO big sur is NOT Mac OS XI its macOS 11 theres a difference
                  macOS 11 is a version of Mac OS X

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                  [?]false prophet :rimi_true: » 🌐
                  @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                  mac os x when mac os xi enters the room

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                  [?]false prophet :rimi_true: » 🌐
                  @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                  nvm now im feeling a vague sense of dread and im unsure of why

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                  [?]false prophet :rimi_true: » 🌐
                  @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                  final day of it tomorrow i simply cannot wait

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                  [?]false prophet :rimi_true: » 🌐
                  @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                  escaped drivers ed again lol

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                  [?]false prophet :rimi_true: » 🌐
                  @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                  honestly im just happy to be here im just fully vibing and thriving right now

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                  [?]false prophet :rimi_true: » 🌐
                  @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                  very true

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                    [?]false prophet :rimi_true: » 🌐
                    @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                    he said "eepy" twice if thats any indication of anything

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                    [?]false prophet :rimi_true: » 🌐
                    @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                    this drivers ed instructor is either the biggest shitlib ever or has some kind of insane collection of different complex leftist political views that only make sense to him and i can't tell which it is

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                    [?]false prophet :rimi_true: » 🌐
                    @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                    i notice this one is shifting to personal consequences because yeah thats all these people care about

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                    [?]false prophet :rimi_true: » 🌐
                    @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                    but yeah the target audience for these scare videos are literally not going to care its not going to work on them

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                    [?]false prophet :rimi_true: » 🌐
                    @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                    euphemisms for death people use around kids are so incredibly silly

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                    [?]false prophet :rimi_true: » 🌐
                    @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                    genuinely who tf buys these expensive sports cars if you pick me up for a date in one of those im refusing to get in im immediately leaving i dont have a deathwish

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                    [?]false prophet :rimi_true: » 🌐
                    @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                    like the type of people these videos are aimed at are the types who look at this and go "WOW!!! SO COOL!!!!!"

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                    [?]false prophet :rimi_true: » 🌐
                    @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                    the issue with all these driving scare videos is that put simply the people who need to hear like "maybe dont drive super aggressively" would need to care about other people at all as a prerequisite to get anything out of these
                    which they dont

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                    [?]false prophet :rimi_true: » 🌐
                    @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                    its the next gen because i dont have it

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                      [?]false prophet :rimi_true: » 🌐
                      @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                      i dont have an arm mac so fuck off

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                      [?]false prophet :rimi_true: » 🌐
                      @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                      yknow it is impressive that nootedred works nearly as well as it does

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                      [?]false prophet :rimi_true: » 🌐
                      @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                      tell me all your favorite mac games to play on modern era (x86) mac os x

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                      [?]false prophet :rimi_true: » 🌐
                      @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                      rare and elusive arm hackintosh

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                      [?]false prophet :rimi_true: » 🌐
                      @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                      ms. tips,
                      important question i need advice on:
                      i am a "girl" and i have come across a rare and elusive amd macbook i am disguising as an ordinary amd hackintosh to hide it from those who seek to destroy it
                      i know amd is hotter than intel (the chips run hotter) but is it also more attractive too
                      thank you,
                      mystified in maryland

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                        [?]false prophet :rimi_true: » 🌐
                        @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                        true true
                        when spacex decides to go to mars it should be legally required that elon is on board and then they can just leave him there let him colonize mars himself if hes so confident he can

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                          [?]false prophet :rimi_true: » 🌐
                          @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                          IT FUCKING HAPPENED AGAIN WHO KEEPS LETTING THEM LAUNCH THESE

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                          [?]chjara » 🔓
                          @chjara@akko.wtf

                          @gigalomaniac mars by 2018

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                            [?]false prophet :rimi_true: » 🌐
                            @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                            i cant believe we've already colonized mars for 7 years now all hail martian overlord elon musk

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