shining finger

@gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

🟥 burdened with a wicked heart

NORMAL and WELL-ADJUSTED woman

professional gambler

more of an idea rather than a person not really physically real

future lesbian divorcée

avatar and header are onoe serika from chaos;child shes just like me fr

return the slab

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pronouns: she/her

Location: 38.897400,-77.037388

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[?]shining finger »
@gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

i offer you my undying love and affection
in exchange for 200 thousand dollars in negotiable american currency, two front parachutes, and two back parachutes

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[?]milas »
@milas@social.notaphish.fyi

@gigalomaniac "negotiable American currency" so like Visa? and you'll code it as vaguely travel-related merchant code?? 🧐

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[?]shining finger »
@gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

im the one with the bomb im gonna blow this plane sky high if you dont get me that negotiable american currency

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    [?]shining finger »
    @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

    AUTISTIC BY BIRTH
    TRANSSEXUAL BY THE GRACE OF GOD

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    [?]shining finger »
    @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

    i am happy because everyone loves me

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    [?]shining finger »
    @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

    remember gamers: two toasters cancel each other out

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    [?]shining finger »
    @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

    fuck

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    [?]shining finger »
    @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

    just feel ever so slightly off today for some reason

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    [?]shining finger »
    @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

    robert zombie

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    [?]shining finger »
    @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

    rainy morning lets hope it stays like this all day

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    [?]shining finger »
    @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

    aspiring to be a possessing spirit if you want to open your body to me then hmu

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    [?]shining finger »
    @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

    goodnight feds i hope it rains tomorrow

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    [GRLC] cordless drill teto i will be so normal about this boosted

    [?]shining finger »
    @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

    effective. Power لُلُصّبُلُلصّبُررً ॣ ॣh ॣ ॣ 冗

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    [?]GNÚorenard Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: »
    @eris@p.enes.lv

    Your scribes suck at translating

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      [?]Clover »
      @Clover@akko.wtf

      @gigalomaniac
      the classic, I remember this

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        [?]shining finger »
        @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

        imagine it starts raining right now after ive already settled into home

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        [?]shining finger »
        @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

        i still feel cheated out of a rainy day today

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        [?]shining finger »
        @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

        why did it have to start really getting dark only after i got home all tired

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        [?]shining finger »
        @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

        my head is empty my thoughts are none

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        [?]shining finger »
        @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

        its truly amazing what all the human body is capable of given the right stimulus

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        [?]shining finger »
        @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

        also only now starting to get dark i hate summer so much

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        [?]shining finger »
        @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

        shit sucks i want to leave this bus and disappear off into the night

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        [?]shining finger »
        @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

        tired and im on a bus ama

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        [?]shining finger »
        @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

        egh

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        [?]shining finger »
        @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

        sleeping through the entire months of june, july, and august

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        [?]shining finger »
        @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

        heat sucks

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        [?]shining finger »
        @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

        call me a "manic pixie dream girl" and i break both your legs

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        [?]shining finger »
        @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

        every day we rot

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        [?]shining finger »
        @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

        i hope to one day be something of a cryptid myself

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        [?]azalea 🌸 »
        @azalea@woem.space

        bad, doll's brainrot

        @gigalomaniac cryptid [balatro mod]

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          [?]shining finger »
          @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

          bleh not feeling it today its too sunny wheres my rain

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          [?]shining finger »
          @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

          switch 3 tomorrow

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          [?]shining finger »
          @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

          get in the zone: nintendo zone

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          [?]shining finger »
          @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

          oh youre a linux user huh you know bash
          bashes you over the head with a giant cartoon hammer

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          [?]shining finger »
          @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

          its like when they crushed all those pokeymons in the bus to make the gamer boy

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          [?]shining finger »
          @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

          the nintendo gamercube is the perfect console manufactured by taking all games ever made and compacting them into one cube shaped space

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          [?]shining finger »
          @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

          i need my gamercubes

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          [?]shining finger »
          @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

          transfers you to a game console via a very slow homebrew ftp server

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          [?]shining finger »
          @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

          hi

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          [?]shining finger »
          @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

          i should save some winning for everyone else

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          [?]shining finger »
          @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

          i just cant stop winning

          [?]BET IT ALL ON DOSKEL »
          @doskel@masto.doskel.net

          just plugged an >20y/o garmin forerunner 301 into a modern windows 10 machine with the latest garmin express installed and it just went "okay" and synced to my current garmin connect account

          god this company is rad

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          [?]BET IT ALL ON DOSKEL »
          @doskel@masto.doskel.net

          because fuck it. why not.

          my garmin forerunner 301 from the early 2000s appearing next to my forerunner 935 and instinct tactical (2020-ish release) in the garmin connect web ui

          Alt...my garmin forerunner 301 from the early 2000s appearing next to my forerunner 935 and instinct tactical (2020-ish release) in the garmin connect web ui

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          [?]twink pro max »
          @theking@mskey.nekomimi.party

          @doskel@masto.doskel.net I find vintage smartwatches fascinating and this is about to send me on an eBay rabbit hole

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            [?]BET IT ALL ON DOSKEL »
            @doskel@masto.doskel.net

            @theking be aware they're not really smart they're just gps sport trackers and nothing else

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              [?]shining finger »
              @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

              its actually pronounced "jarmin"

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                [?]ia from doskel networks »
                @ia@sk.doskel.net

                green

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                [?]shining finger »
                @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                nintendo greencube (gamercube if it was good)

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                [?]shining finger »
                @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                beh

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                [?]shining finger »
                @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                give me the xbox mom said its my turn

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                [?]shining finger »
                @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                what would i do without the internet

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                [?]shining finger »
                @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                better than getting burnt to a crisp my the sun and getting covered head to toe in bug bites

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                [?]shining finger »
                @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                the rain is pretty epic i think i hope it rains all day and all night and honestly i hope it never stops

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                [?]shining finger »
                @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                great news im the pope now
                dont ask how just accept this new reality at face value

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                [?]GNÚorenard Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: »
                @eris@p.enes.lv

                St. Pait

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                  [?]GNÚorenard Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: »
                  @eris@p.enes.lv

                  Shit, you could even explain this with some proto-germanic consonant shift iirc

                  CC: @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

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                    [?]GNÚorenard Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: »
                    @eris@p.enes.lv

                    Ok I kinda misremembered, but some european language groups had a kw->p sound shift. So we could assume that Kwaytre in some unknown language got borrowed into old greek and turned into petra->petrus. But at the same time it got borrowed into some Nordic language, and simplified into Kaytr->Kait. Thus St. Peter and St. Kait are the same person. QED

                    CC: @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

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                      [?]shining finger »
                      @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                      holy shit

                      CC: @eris@p.enes.lv

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                        [?]GNÚorenard Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: »
                        @eris@p.enes.lv

                        Me omw to doxx you, your eminence

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                          [?]shining finger »
                          @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                          actually i was thinking about being pope hilarius ii

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                            [?]elizabeth worm🔅:wormverified: »
                            @lizzie@brain.worm.pink

                            @gigalomaniac @eris is there a forst or is that what makes you so hilarius?

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                              [?]shining finger »
                              @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                              yes and his immediate successor was "simplicius"

                              CC: @eris@p.enes.lv

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                                [?]shining finger »
                                @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                                beh

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                                [?]shining finger »
                                @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                                the devil cube

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                                [?]shining finger »
                                @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                                it really is that pope simplicius

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                                [?]shining finger »
                                @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                                always assume with every utah based company that theres some kind of influence from mormon doctrine

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                                [?]shining finger »
                                @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                                why cant it just rain every day rains fun

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                                [?]shining finger »
                                @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                                im just like the bible really

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                                [?]GNÚorenard Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: »
                                @eris@p.enes.lv

                                imperial aramaic tomo

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                                  [?]shining finger »
                                  @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                                  im thinking more koine greek myself

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                                    [?]GNÚorenard Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: »
                                    @eris@p.enes.lv

                                    Tomo 1749298505:015448

                                    theres probably been a few layers of translations in there too who knows

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                                      [?]shining finger »
                                      @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                                      true i probably spoke aramaic originally that one about koine greek was a later forgery that got inserted by a malicious scribe later down the line disregard it

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