i offer you my undying love and affection in exchange for 200 thousand dollars in negotiable american currency, two front parachutes, and two back parachutes
i was actually just created 6 years ago in 2018 not born, created any memories you may have of me before then are false, implanted into your brain by my creation event sorry to have to tell you
my friend thinks if bill gates was a toontown cog he would be pencil pusher but im not entirely sold on that maybe if his head was pencil instead of bill head his face is more flunkyish tbh
im also an idea that got made into reality i refuse to believe i was born like a normie i got fucking created like i just appeared ome day and everyone was like who is she shes kinda fucked up and evil and i was like yes
that sounds atrocious the lemmy frontend is like the second or third worst part of lemmy (first is the backend) but that sounds hilarious so i may look into it