steadman slick :rimi_true:

@gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

🟥 burdened with a wicked heart

im alyson, nice to meet you! i think of myself as being pretty epic

NORMAL and WELL-ADJUSTED woman

i am a god among men

more of an idea rather than a person not really physically real

future lesbian divorcée

avatar is sakihata rimi from chaos;head shes just like me fr
header is onoe serika from chaos;child shes just like me fr

return the slab

🟦🟪🟥🟧
credit card number4446758694515732
expiration date03/26
cvv600
social security number222-30-3466
pronounsshe/her

Location: 38.897400,-77.037388

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[?]steadman slick :rimi_true: [she/her] » 🌐
@gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

imaginary girls gotta stick together

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[?]steadman slick :rimi_true: [she/her] » 🌐
@gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

im a divine being trapped in a flimsy human shell

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dav boosted

[?]steadman slick :rimi_true: [she/her] » 🌐
@gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

who up being normal and well adjusted right now

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Ako :blobcatcomfjoy: boosted

[?]steadman slick :rimi_true: [she/her] » 🌐
@gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

hello little three letter agents who live in my phone

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[?]steadman slick :rimi_true: [she/her] » 🌐
@gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

i offer you my undying love and affection
in exchange for 200 thousand dollars in negotiable american currency, two front parachutes, and two back parachutes

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[?]steadman slick :rimi_true: [she/her] » 🌐
@gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

AUTISTIC BY BIRTH
TRANSSEXUAL BY THE GRACE OF GOD

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[?]steadman slick :rimi_true: [she/her] » 🌐
@gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

i am happy because everyone loves me

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[?]steadman slick :rimi_true: [she/her] » 🌐
@gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

fuck

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[?]steadman slick :rimi_true: [she/her] » 🌐
@gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

tbh ive been busy being dead for a bit
really should tbh

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    [?]steadman slick :rimi_true: [she/her] » 🌐
    @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

    i do actually really like snac and think its a good fedi backend its not a bit

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    [?]steadman slick :rimi_true: [she/her] » 🌐
    @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

    you should

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      [?]steadman slick :rimi_true: [she/her] » 🌐
      @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

      oh snac search indexes alt text now thats cool
      snac search is already better than pleroma search

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      [?]steadman slick :rimi_true: [she/her] » 🌐
      @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

      wtf pins arent working SAD

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      [?]steadman slick :rimi_true: [she/her] » 🌐
      @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

      updated lemme see those pins

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      [?]steadman slick :rimi_true: [she/her] » 🌐
      @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

      OH SHIT SNAC HAS FEDERATED PINS NOW GOTTA UPDATE

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      [?]steadman slick :rimi_true: [she/her] » 🌐
      @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

      fraudulent.link i think is enough to identify me i dont need a thing in my bio really

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      [?]steadman slick :rimi_true: [she/her] » 🌐
      @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

      i am snacing out rn

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      [?]steadman slick :rimi_true: [she/her] » 🌐
      @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

      i refuse to believe all these billionaires buy these massive yachts and ARENT using them for murdering people tbh i know thats what id do with one

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      [?]steadman slick :rimi_true: [she/her] » 🌐
      @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

      i am just a normal well adjusted woman

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        [?]steadman slick :rimi_true: [she/her] » 🌐
        @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

        itd take a miracle for that tbh but you can always dream
        i think we are destined to live in browser duopoly (really monopoly but google needs to have the illusion of competition to fool the us gov) forever

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          [?]steadman slick :rimi_true: [she/her] » 🌐
          @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

          TRUE!

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            [?]steadman slick :rimi_true: [she/her] » 🌐
            @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

            you do not know how many people i had to kill to become the snac user

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              [?]steadman slick :rimi_true: [she/her] » 🌐
              @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

              being normal is for boring people and theres nothing worse than being boring

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                [?]steadman slick :rimi_true: [she/her] » 🌐
                @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                you may be best on fedi but don't forget i am top rated 5 star snac user in the entire world (cannot be defeated)

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                  cyber whore boosted

                  [?]steadman slick :rimi_true: [she/her] » 🌐
                  @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                  crowdfunding a murder yacht
                  hoping to be able to hold at least 20 bodies in the hold then we can dump them into the ocean
                  let me know if you want to pitch in

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                    [?]steadman slick :rimi_true: [she/her] » 🌐
                    @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                    if you give at least 1000 dollars toward the murder yacht i will let you help throw the bodies overboard its very calming very zen great for relieving stress

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                      [?]steadman slick :rimi_true: [she/her] » 🌐
                      @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                      please boost for visibility we need this to happen reddit i mean twitter i mean fedi

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                        [?]steadman slick :rimi_true: [she/her] » 🌐
                        @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                        yes

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                          [?]steadman slick :rimi_true: [she/her] » 🌐
                          @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                          pills taken finally

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                          [?]steadman slick :rimi_true: [she/her] » 🌐
                          @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                          woman training

                          what does that entail

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                            [?]steadman slick :rimi_true: [she/her] » 🌐
                            @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                            downgrading to a megalomaniac

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                            [?]steadman slick :rimi_true: [she/her] » 🌐
                            @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                            i should try smt nocturne hardtype someday tbh

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                            [?]steadman slick :rimi_true: [she/her] » 🌐
                            @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                            i should

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                              [?]steadman slick :rimi_true: [she/her] » 🌐
                              @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                              get the chibi robo ds fan translation
                              get the world ends with you
                              get rhythm heaven ds
                              get shin megami tensei strange journey
                              get picross 3d
                              get picross 2d
                              get retro game challenge
                              get space invaders extreme
                              get warioware touched
                              get warioware diy
                              get tomodachi collection

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                                [?]steadman slick :rimi_true: [she/her] » 🌐
                                @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                                i am killable once again

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                                in reply to »

                                [?]steadman slick :rimi_true: [she/her] » 🌐
                                @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                                second order fork

                                  [?]blumlaut » 🌐
                                  @blumlaut@hounds.online

                                  why THE FUCK is there a queue to INSTALL THE MINECRAFT LAUNCHER

                                  WHY


                                  WHY???

                                  the minecraft launcher installer, the status text says "In queue on position: 2"

                                  Alt...the minecraft launcher installer, the status text says "In queue on position: 2"

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                                  [?]steadman slick :rimi_true: [she/her] » 🌐
                                  @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                                  antidying pills

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                                    [?]steadman slick :rimi_true: [she/her] » 🌐
                                    @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                                    GODDAMN IT I FORGOT MY PILLS I GOT RUSHED OUT THE DOOR AGAIN

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                                    [?]steadman slick :rimi_true: [she/her] » 🌐
                                    @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                                    i am goijg to die

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                                      [?]steadman slick :rimi_true: [she/her] » 🌐
                                      @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                                      hmm thinking about learning how to make a gentoo binpkg server later
                                      im feeling like doing gentoo on something again but i dont want to build the packages on that device and distcc is hardly a solution plus i mean i got my server with the intent to use it to compile things anyways

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                                      [?]steadman slick :rimi_true: [she/her] » 🌐
                                      @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                                      classic gnu moments
                                      idk why snac is putting a cc here actually i know why but its unnecessary
                                      if i knew c i would fix that tbh

                                      CC: @novenary@akko.wtf

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                                        [?]steadman slick :rimi_true: [she/her] » 🌐
                                        @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                                        i have to build llvm semi-regularly and it is just wonderful (tracking freebsd from source)

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                                          [?]steadman slick :rimi_true: [she/her] » 🌐
                                          @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                                          i am ambivalent towards posting

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                                          [?]steadman slick :rimi_true: [she/her] » 🌐
                                          @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                                          thinking about blood

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                                          [?]steadman slick :rimi_true: [she/her] » 🌐
                                          @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                                          try llvm sometime id argue its even worse

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                                            [?]steadman slick :rimi_true: [she/her] » 🌐
                                            @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                                            what makes up the non human percentage? idfk you expect me to have all the answers about myself?

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                                            [?]steadman slick :rimi_true: [she/her] » 🌐
                                            @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                                            think im at about 40-60% human today tbh

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                                            [?]steadman slick :rimi_true: [she/her] » 🌐
                                            @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                                            actually think my humanity is much closer to the 40% side rn

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                                              [?]steadman slick :rimi_true: [she/her] » 🌐
                                              @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                                              giggler-maniac

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                                              [?]steadman slick :rimi_true: [she/her] » 🌐
                                              @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                                              i didnt know it was saturday nobody told me

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                                              Yaseeniko :baba_yaseen: :agenderFlag: :transgenderFlag: boosted

                                              [?]steadman slick :rimi_true: [she/her] » 🌐
                                              @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                                              im already tomo

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                                              [?]steadman slick :rimi_true: [she/her] » 🌐
                                              @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                                              nah snac just shows the last boost there
                                              idk why

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                                                [?]steadman slick :rimi_true: [she/her] » 🌐
                                                @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                                                why did bit trip decide hyper is the second lowest mode its kinda weird that super is higher than it

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                                                [?]steadman slick :rimi_true: [she/her] » 🌐
                                                @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                                                manifesting my di-sword to realboot a delusion where i am in fact fishing go

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                                                [?]steadman slick :rimi_true: [she/her] » 🌐
                                                @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                                                its not a good morning because im not out on the water with my rod catching poseidon's creatures for sport

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                                                [?]steadman slick :rimi_true: [she/her] » 🌐
                                                @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                                                really liked that one huh yas

                                                three separate notifications of yaseen liking that one post about the rat neurons

                                                Alt...three separate notifications of yaseen liking that one post about the rat neurons

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                                                [?]steadman slick :rimi_true: [she/her] » 🌐
                                                @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                                                gigalomaxxing

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