steadman slick :rimi_true:

@gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

🟥 burdened with a wicked heart

im alyson, nice to meet you! i think of myself as being pretty epic

NORMAL and WELL-ADJUSTED woman

i am a god among men

more of an idea rather than a person not really physically real

future lesbian divorcée

avatar is sakihata rimi from chaos;head shes just like me fr
header is onoe serika from chaos;child shes just like me fr

return the slab

🟦🟪🟥🟧
credit card number4446758694515732
expiration date03/26
cvv600
social security number222-30-3466
pronounsshe/her

Location: 38.897400,-77.037388

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[?]steadman slick :rimi_true: [she/her] » 🌐
@gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

imaginary girls gotta stick together

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[?]steadman slick :rimi_true: [she/her] » 🌐
@gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

im a divine being trapped in a flimsy human shell

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[?]steadman slick :rimi_true: [she/her] » 🌐
@gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

who up being normal and well adjusted right now

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Ako :blobcatcomfjoy: boosted

[?]steadman slick :rimi_true: [she/her] » 🌐
@gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

hello little three letter agents who live in my phone

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[?]steadman slick :rimi_true: [she/her] » 🌐
@gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

i offer you my undying love and affection
in exchange for 200 thousand dollars in negotiable american currency, two front parachutes, and two back parachutes

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[?]steadman slick :rimi_true: [she/her] » 🌐
@gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

AUTISTIC BY BIRTH
TRANSSEXUAL BY THE GRACE OF GOD

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[?]steadman slick :rimi_true: [she/her] » 🌐
@gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

i am happy because everyone loves me

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[?]steadman slick :rimi_true: [she/her] » 🌐
@gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

fuck

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[?]steadman slick :rimi_true: [she/her] » 🌐
@gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

finally free of motel 666
fun thing from last night
ok so i was going to go to wawa (for hoagiefest!!!!!)
anyways the elevator was out so i had to go downstairs which was whatever (my room was on the top (third) floor (second in british numbering)) going down the stairs is whatever and i reasoned going up once would be okay
anyways i get back from wawa and none of my 3 keycards work they all make the lock flash red (happened before, the motel 6 cards kinda just give up sometimes regardless of how you handle them)
which was Terrible because oh
i gotta go down the stairs to the lobby and back up to the room all over again
anyways yeah it sucked and they ruined my bible tableau by taking my third card >:(
was all made even worse by not being able to shower because the water was all freezing
anyways i got back home and took a lukewarm (about as cold as i can handle) shower and it was nice
but fuck motel 6 never staying there again 0 stars

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[?]stickers [she/her] » 🌐
@stickers@hidamari.apartments

@gigalomaniac I can't imagine offering a service so terrible that it degrades any pleasure that could be derived from the magnanimous WAWA HOAGIEFEST.

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    [?]steadman slick :rimi_true: [she/her] » 🌐
    @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

    i had the sandwich in my hand the entire time too of course

    CC: @stickers@hidamari.apartments

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      [?]steadman slick :rimi_true: [she/her] » 🌐
      @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

      its called motel 6 and not motel 7 because 7 implies divinity and that motel is a godless place

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      [?]steadman slick :rimi_true: [she/her] » 🌐
      @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

      huge news chat its hoagiefest at wawa

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      [?]steadman slick :rimi_true: [she/her] » 🌐
      @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

      Balaam Wonderworld

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      [?]steadman slick :rimi_true: [she/her] » 🌐
      @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

      very endlessly happy i got another bible for my throne

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      [?]steadman slick :rimi_true: [she/her] » 🌐
      @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

      motel 6 time

      gideons hotel bible and 3 motel 6 keycards put together to say 666 on a hotel bed

      Alt...gideons hotel bible and 3 motel 6 keycards put together to say 666 on a hotel bed

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      [?]steadman slick :rimi_true: [she/her] » 🌐
      @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

      actually my hrt anniversary is in march but i added that to make the joke clearer

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      [?]steadman slick :rimi_true: [she/her] » 🌐
      @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

      reddit help me r/healthadvice theres these weird growths on my chest one on each side what do you think they are what do i do reddit tell me (unrelatedly ive been taking estrogen for 2 years but i dont think that has any correlation)

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      [?]steadman slick :rimi_true: [she/her] » 🌐
      @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

      hi chat i have an apple right now ama

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      [?]steadman slick :rimi_true: [she/her] » 🌐
      @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

      oh my god snac displays pronouns in username now i just noticed
      now everyone will know i have those

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      [?]steadman slick :rimi_true: [she/her] » 🌐
      @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

      i am Quirky and Relatable

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      [?]steadman slick :rimi_true: [she/her] » 🌐
      @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

      much like you humans i also like to breathe nitrogen and oxygen, drink dihydrogen monoxide, and consume complex hydrocarbons as well as the blood of my enemies

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      [?]stickers [she/her] » 🌐
      @stickers@hidamari.apartments

      @gigalomaniac That's so fvcking metal....

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        [?]steadman slick :rimi_true: [she/her] » 🌐
        @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

        hoping i can at least get a hotel bible for my throne out of this heatwave but unfortunately hotel in this case is motel 6 and they almost never have hotel bibles
        something something godless place something something motel 666

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        [?]steadman slick :rimi_true: [she/her] » 🌐
        @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

        realized something
        is the american secular god referred to on the money Mammon
        the true god of the american people

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        [?]steadman slick :rimi_true: [she/her] » 🌐
        @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

        whats up chat

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        [?]steadman slick :rimi_true: [she/her] » 🌐
        @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

        hello people one year in the future

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        [?]steadman slick :rimi_true: [she/her] » 🌐
        @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

        whats up feds

        [?]@mmmxxi@shattered.azumanga.gay [it/its | she/her (sometimes)] » 🌐
        @gigalomaniac@mastodon.social.fraudulent.link

        editing to add that boosts are okay and appreciated

        ok so hi fedi
        tl;dr im a 22 year old trans woman with no income or local social connections living in the dc-baltimore area being kicked out of my current awful living situation without anywhere else to go

        i would like any advice at all about navigating probable homelessness in my area or just resources of where i can go or what i can do

        basically i got hoarded out of my parents condo when i was young and went to stay with my grandparents but then they died and my aunt took over the house and hoarded herself out of it leaving me here because i had nowhere else to go and now shes put in a notice that shes leaving her current apartment and two weeks later actually decided to come and try to clean up the house before deeming it unliveable

        im being kicked out not out of concern for my wellbeing living in this unliveable house for years but because she wants to put all the furniture from her apartment in my bedroom

        my options are staying with my mom at the condo but the hoarding there was also severe and its taking a lot of work to have anything done (regardless of anything i plan on assisting her to at least get a bed there for me for the time being)
        but my mom is unsupportive of my being trans so that will also definitely not be a permanent option

        and the option ive been prepared the most for which is homelessness but im unsure how to navigate that too

        i dont have any friends or family i could stay with
        i dont have the ability to just get my own place to live due to my lack of income

        so uhhhh basically
        what do?

        savings isnt the big problem but money towards hotel rooms and basic necessities is appreciated

        venmo: @keightbillion
        paypal available at request (dead/legal name lol)
        btc: bc1qddj57dzatvemuqjrjpryqn74h5rx5r3ch4acgn
        ltc: ltc1qnmjlmv42wudqx9pxk5wav5pcy7pjjmzvhlctwm
        eth: 0x7d59bbc2b461b7408b2af84b60008bbbe7520501
        xmr: 4A7ZrWyeyFpK16knXbmamQ7Y5WL7M4fk8EGg5jCd3A3uet3wsy1JjuoB1DXFMDts2RAzzN42Fe8EPLTt3WSNqq6F2mBVMTy

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          [?]steadman slick :rimi_true: [she/her] » 🌐
          @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

          i swear i always have to clean out the browser tabs

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          [?]steadman slick :rimi_true: [she/her] » 🌐
          @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

          motel 7

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          [?]steadman slick :rimi_true: [she/her] » 🌐
          @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

          whats up feds

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          [?]steadman slick :rimi_true: [she/her] » 🌐
          @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

          a bit late but i think it had to be done

          patrick star playing basketball with the caption "Another 20 Billion to Argentina"

          Alt...patrick star playing basketball with the caption "Another 20 Billion to Argentina"

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          [?]steadman slick :rimi_true: [she/her] » 🌐
          @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

          im sure theyll send another 20 billion soon enough

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            [?]steadman slick :rimi_true: [she/her] » 🌐
            @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

            i know it had the nocd because i used the nocd

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            [?]steadman slick :rimi_true: [she/her] » 🌐
            @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

            actually i think 1.15.2 may have been the last for os 9
            unsure also dont really care right now im installing this on windows 98 right now not mac os 9

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            [?]steadman slick :rimi_true: [she/her] » 🌐
            @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

            1.16.1 honestly just is the golden version of starcraft anyways in my opinion since its the last one that runs on my imac g3 and like
            i mean thats just how starcrafts meant to be played as far as im concerned

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            [?]steadman slick :rimi_true: [she/her] » 🌐
            @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

            was trying to figure out what the last starcraft patch that works on windows 98 was and i knew from experience with classic mac os that the last that works there is 1.16.1 because 1.18 (i think they skipped 1.17) is where they redid it for the remaster to make it work better on modern systems
            and im pretty sure thats the same on windows
            looks like im right which is cool

            [?]LarsThiessen » 🌐
            @LarsThiessen@mastodon.gamedev.place

            If you regularly use the PC Gaming Wiki (pcgamingwiki.com), for example as reliable source to get older games working on modern systems... consider backing up the pages you are interested in ⚠️
            According to staff members on their Discord server none of the current staff have full access to the backend anymore since the person primarily responsible for the site went offline some time ago and isn't answering any messages. 😶 (1/3)

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            [?]steadman slick :rimi_true: [she/her] » 🌐
            @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

            let's all go import beef from Argentina

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            [?]steadman slick :rimi_true: [she/her] » 🌐
            @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

            just dance vance

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            [?]steadman slick :rimi_true: [she/her] » 🌐
            @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

            train for another 6000 years to defeat the eel

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              [?]steadman slick :rimi_true: [she/her] » 🌐
              @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

              the eel is too powerful
              train for another 500 years

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                [?]steadman slick :rimi_true: [she/her] » 🌐
                @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                id like you to look this eel in the eyes until one of you blinks
                okay? go

                a european conger eel staring into the camera with most of its body in a hole of some kind, its a cool eel tbh its a big one too

                Alt...a european conger eel staring into the camera with most of its body in a hole of some kind, its a cool eel tbh its a big one too

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                [?]steadman slick :rimi_true: [she/her] » 🌐
                @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                you ever just find things where hearing the explanation just honestly makes them less cool

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                [?]steadman slick :rimi_true: [she/her] » 🌐
                @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                thinking subways of your mind would work very well as an 80s jpop song it wouldn't need that much tweaking

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                [?]steadman slick :rimi_true: [she/her] » 🌐
                @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                arms spaghetti

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                [?]steadman slick :rimi_true: [she/her] » 🌐
                @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                considering a replay of system shock
                maybe the dos version on 86box with the mouselook patch

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                [?]steadman slick :rimi_true: [she/her] » 🌐
                @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                thinking about how the garfieldeats guy is an antivaxer who thinks covid was fake

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                [?]steadman slick :rimi_true: [she/her] » 🌐
                @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                thinking about garfieldeats again

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                [?]steadman slick :rimi_true: [she/her] » 🌐
                @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                thatd actually be a good nickname for trump but honestly yeah kinda an insult to caesar even if trump is americas own senile mumbling famously awful as a military commander caesar

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                [?]steadman slick :rimi_true: [she/her] » 🌐
                @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                mainly because i saw a sign in a video of no kings like "only one orange monarch" and didnt notice the little paper cutout monarch butterflies all over it and all i could think about was orange julius

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                [?]steadman slick :rimi_true: [she/her] » 🌐
                @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                thinking about trying orange julius one of these days

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                [?]steadman slick :rimi_true: [she/her] » 🌐
                @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                good morning

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                [?]steadman slick :rimi_true: [she/her] » 🌐
                @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                my world domination plans are starting to fall into place
                prepare for a new empress over all

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