false prophet :rimi_true:

@gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

🟥 burdened with a wicked heart

im alyson, nice to meet you! i think of myself as being pretty epic

NORMAL and WELL-ADJUSTED woman

i am a god among men

more of an idea rather than a person not really physically real

future lesbian divorcée

avatar is sakihata rimi from chaos;head shes just like me fr
header is onoe serika from chaos;child shes just like me fr

return the slab

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credit card number: 4446758694515732
expiration date: 03/26
cvv: 600
social security number: 222-30-3466
pronouns: she/her

Location: 38.897400,-77.037388

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[?]false prophet :rimi_true: » 🌐
@gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

imaginary girls gotta stick together

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[?]false prophet :rimi_true: » 🌐
@gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

im a divine being trapped in a flimsy human shell

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[?]azalea 🌸 » 🌐
@azalea@woem.space

@gigalomaniac also real and true

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    [?]azalea 🌸 » 🌐
    @azalea@woem.space

    @gigalomaniac same awawawa

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      [?]false prophet :rimi_true: » 🌐
      @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

      truly, is it not difficult to be a god among men?

      CC: @azalea@woem.space

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        [?]false prophet :rimi_true: » 🌐
        @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

        who up being normal and well adjusted right now

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        [?]false prophet :rimi_true: » 🌐
        @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

        hello little three letter agents who live in my phone

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        @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

        i offer you my undying love and affection
        in exchange for 200 thousand dollars in negotiable american currency, two front parachutes, and two back parachutes

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        [?]false prophet :rimi_true: » 🌐
        @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

        AUTISTIC BY BIRTH
        TRANSSEXUAL BY THE GRACE OF GOD

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        [?]false prophet :rimi_true: » 🌐
        @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

        i am happy because everyone loves me

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        fuck

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        [?]false prophet :rimi_true: » 🌐
        @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

        not payijg attention to the drivers ed scare videos i just want to imagine the hosts from them kissing

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        [?]false prophet :rimi_true: » 🌐
        @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

        apple genius wont know what hit him when i show him.my rare amd macbook pro amf hes trying to convince me its actually a thinkpad running mac os unofficially and he doesnt notice me stealing all the apple headphones to sell for a profit

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        [?]false prophet :rimi_true: » 🌐
        @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

        i love my rare amd macbook pro

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        [?]false prophet :rimi_true: » 🌐
        @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

        who wants to play chess.app over game center with me WARNING: i am very bad at chess

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        [?]false prophet :rimi_true: » 🌐
        @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

        goodnight (say it back)

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        [?]false prophet :rimi_true: » 🌐
        @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

        but Mac OS died in 2002 i was there at his funeral who the fuck is this (gestures at macOS)

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        [?]false prophet :rimi_true: » 🌐
        @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

        chat i think my left ear might be fucked up

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        [?]false prophet :rimi_true: » 🌐
        @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

        also related whats the best xmpp client on mac os (regular, with a space, not x, classic, real mac os not nextstep in disguise) i want to talk to my jabber buddies on my imac g3

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        [?]false prophet :rimi_true: » 🌐
        @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

        im on ventura rn but honestly i dont think theres anything stopping me from going up to sequoia besides fixing the audio not working, the sleep not working, and also the some things that try to use the gpu immediately crash for some reason but besides that i mean its pretty solid

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        [?]false prophet :rimi_true: » 🌐
        @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

        hey mac people what's the best xmpp client on mac i just got a new real macbook and i need my xmpp on it

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        [?]false prophet :rimi_true: » 🌐
        @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

        overrated tbh if you fail once just give up forever unless its gambling then you keep going forever you have to win eventually

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          [?]false prophet :rimi_true: » 🌐
          @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

          hello ladies would you like to see my amd laptop hackintosh

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          [?]false prophet :rimi_true: » 🌐
          @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

          always see if someone has done the same thing you have then just copy their work

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          [?]false prophet :rimi_true: » 🌐
          @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

          setting up an amd laptop hackintosh
          just typical hot girl shit really

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          [?]false prophet :rimi_true: » 🌐
          @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

          adding p2w to my instance sorry not sorry

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          [?]false prophet :rimi_true: » 🌐
          @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

          just some advice from me maybe even a feditip if you wanted to look at it like that
          touching tips

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          [?]false prophet :rimi_true: » 🌐
          @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

          remember: make liberal use of the block and mute buttons they exist for a reason

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          [?]false prophet :rimi_true: » 🌐
          @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

          when is t10 releasing?
          actually theres 12 buttons so shouldnt it be t12
          12 not counting all the other buttons around the main keypad

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          [?]false prophet :rimi_true: » 🌐
          @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

          wow typing this status using traditional t9 on android
          yknow not the same as on a real keypad
          honestly im already better at it than expected so maybe i am just actually the one true shining finger
          not using the weird predictive mode either!

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          [?]false prophet :rimi_true: » 🌐
          @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

          i need to get good at t9 typing i simply need to

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          [?]false prophet :rimi_true: » 🌐
          @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

          good morning
          remember to destroy the world today

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          [?]false prophet :rimi_true: » 🌐
          @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

          some people just have fucked up standards thats a huge selling point

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            [?]false prophet :rimi_true: » 🌐
            @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

            get yourself a girl who holds you like a plushie

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            [?]false prophet :rimi_true: » 🌐
            @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

            the insects are back

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            [?]false prophet :rimi_true: » 🌐
            @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

            today has been a day certainly

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            [?]false prophet :rimi_true: » 🌐
            @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

            anyone who questions this policy will ALSO be put in the machine

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              [?]false prophet :rimi_true: » 🌐
              @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

              comedy is now illegal on the fediverse anyone caught partaking in comedy will be put in the machine

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              [?]false prophet :rimi_true: » 🌐
              @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

              feeling generally kinda bad but at least the toothaches gone

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              [?]false prophet :rimi_true: » 🌐
              @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

              so sad you fell from divinity

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                [?]false prophet :rimi_true: » 🌐
                @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                people who peaked in high school are so silly and i guess i say this as someone still making my way to my peak (theres still so much more room for me to rise)

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                [?]false prophet :rimi_true: » 🌐
                @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                high school fucking sucked if anything it was a low point

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                  [?]false prophet :rimi_true: » 🌐
                  @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                  bleh

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                  [?]false prophet :rimi_true: » 🌐
                  @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                  snac4 day after tomorrow

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                  [?]false prophet :rimi_true: » 🌐
                  @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                  snac3 tomorrow

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                  [?]false prophet :rimi_true: » 🌐
                  @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                  feels like my head's being crushed rn between the headache and toothache

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                  [?]false prophet :rimi_true: » 🌐
                  @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                  bleh headache
                  bleh toothache
                  bleh just generally feeling terrible today

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                  [?]false prophet :rimi_true: » 🌐
                  @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                  windows 12 will also be glass themed mark my words apple is the one company that all the other tech companies make fun of in the moment but then immediately follow after all the bad ideas of

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                  [?]false prophet :rimi_true: » 🌐
                  @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                  good morning, the masses

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                  [?]false prophet :rimi_true: » 🌐
                  @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                  i think nasa has one of those youd just have to crank the rpms high enough

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                    [?]false prophet :rimi_true: » 🌐
                    @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                    im still pretty vibratey

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                      [?]false prophet :rimi_true: » 🌐
                      @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                      ok i dont think the second monster solved all my problems
                      clearly the solution is a third (IMPORTANT NOTE FOR LILY SPECIFICALLY NO I AM NOT ACTUALLY DRINKING A THIRD MONSTER)

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                      [?]false prophet :rimi_true: » 🌐
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                      its transgender

                      CC: @lily@duke.social

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                        [?]false prophet :rimi_true: » 🌐
                        @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                        i will explain nothing to anyone and for any reason i dont owe anyone anything i must become incomprehensible and impenetrable

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                        [?]false prophet :rimi_true: » 🌐
                        @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                        just gonna silently do some things and not elaborate

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                        [?]false prophet :rimi_true: » 🌐
                        @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                        old big picture was designed like a console ui from 2015 new big picture is designed like a console ui from 2022

                        CC: @lily@duke.social

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                          [?]slut whore puppygirl sophie!!! » 🌐
                          @lily@java.duke.social

                          I miss old steam big picture

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                          [?]false prophet :rimi_true: » 🌐
                          @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                          i feel so alive right now

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                          [?]false prophet :rimi_true: » 🌐
                          @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                          true!

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                            [?]false prophet :rimi_true: » 🌐
                            @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                            surely a second monster will solve all my problems

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