pompous fool :rimi_true: (@gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link)

i offer you my undying love and affection
in exchange for 200 thousand dollars in negotiable american currency, two front parachutes, and two back parachutes

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milas » 2025-06-05
@milas@social.notaphish.fyi

@gigalomaniac "negotiable American currency" so like Visa? and you'll code it as vaguely travel-related merchant code?? 🧐

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pompous fool » 2025-06-05
@gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

im the one with the bomb im gonna blow this plane sky high if you dont get me that negotiable american currency

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pompous fool » 2025-06-03
@gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

AUTISTIC BY BIRTH
TRANSSEXUAL BY THE GRACE OF GOD

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[GRLC] novenary harissa estragon » 2025-06-06
@novenary@akko.wtf

slurs

@gigalomaniac SPERG BY BIRTH
TRANNY BY THE GRACE OF GOD

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pompous fool » 2025-06-03
@gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

i am happy because everyone loves me

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pompous fool » 2024-09-03
@gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

fuck

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PointlessOne » 2025-06-06
@pointlessone@status.pointless.one

@gigalomaniac Is this expletive or imperative?

@phunkmasterp

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→← » 2025-06-10
@nellePoint@limbo.town

we all complain about desktop operating systems all the time but man

mobile operating systems fucking blow

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pompous fool » 2025-06-10
@gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

theyre genuinely the worst theres no good ones and the best ones are still worse than the best desktop oses which also suck

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bean of alcohol, tobacco, firearms and explosives » 2025-06-10
@coolbean@linfan.moe

@gigalomaniac @nellePoint the best mobile os is somehow still inferior to the worst desktop os

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bean of alcohol, tobacco, firearms and explosives » 2025-06-10
@coolbean@linfan.moe

@gigalomaniac @nellePoint and its not even close

infected michelle » 2025-06-10
@lily@java.duke.social

Will this run mac os tomo

Alt...

Hackintosh dell optiplex with a poorly drawn apple logo taped to the side of it

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pompous fool » 2025-06-10
@gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

as a tomo myself i think it could

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pompous fool » 2025-06-10
@gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

steve jobs bursting into the design room for mac os x like THEY DONT WANT TO LICK IT ENOUGH MAKE IT MORE LICKABLE

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pompous fool » 2025-06-10
@gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

omg a hit note!

Haelwenn /элвэн/ » 2025-06-12
@lanodan@queer.hacktivis.me

@gigalomaniac Oh gosh, who remembers 2006~2010 ads for like virtual pets apps that licks your phone screen.

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infected michelle » 2025-06-10
@lily@java.duke.social

apple i don't want to lick os x tahoe

do better

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pompous fool » 2025-06-09
@gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

just not feeling it today
not that im ever really "feeling it" i guess
whatever "it" entails
bleg

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pompous fool » 2025-06-09
@gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

pours liquid glass all over your phone (it gets melted by the heat the glass is very hot, molten)

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pompous fool » 2025-06-09
@gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

im gonna fail no nostalgia critic november guys

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pompous fool » 2025-06-09
@gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

maybe i need to become a 2010s tvtroper who is obsessed with nostalgia critic i think that would be pretty funny

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pompous fool » 2025-06-09
@gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

2010s tvtropers were so silly i love how obsessed they were with nostalgia critic its so funny

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pompous fool » 2025-06-09
@gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

shes a 10 but she sometimes just stops functioning completely for an entire day

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[GRLC] novenary harissa estragon » 2025-06-09
@novenary@akko.wtf

@gigalomaniac im the second half

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pompous fool » 2025-06-09
@gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

aspire to be both and if you cant act like you are until thats what you become

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[GRLC] novenary harissa estragon » 2025-06-09
@novenary@akko.wtf

@gigalomaniac I see
truly inspiring

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→← » 2025-06-09
@nellePoint@limbo.town

this mod is a godsend

modrinth.com/mod/soundsbegone

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pompous fool » 2025-06-09
@gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

ive needed this mod for so long omg

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pompous fool » 2025-06-09
@gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

very soon i am going to be allowed behind the wheel of a car
be afraid

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Lucy [hiatus era] 𒌋𒁯 » 2025-06-09
@lucy@netzsphaere.xyz

@gigalomaniac you're not the one who should be afraid

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pompous fool » 2025-06-09
@gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

im very aware this is a warning to others

GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) » 2025-06-09
@eris@p.enes.lv

vehicularily manslaughter me twin

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pompous fool » 2025-06-09
@gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

do care + completely elated + in awe at the wonder of the world

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june » 2025-06-09
@demi@wetdry.world

all my homies gallivanting

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pompous fool » 2025-06-09
@gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

its a really fun word

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pompous fool » 2025-06-09
@gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

i think im a galivanter at heart

CC: @demi@wetdry.world

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pompous fool » 2025-06-09
@gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

hmm
bleh

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pompous fool » 2025-06-09
@gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

come galivant with me off into the sunset

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pompous fool » 2025-06-08
@gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

gamers huge news ive been cast as the 6th doctor retroactively go back and watch those episodes im There now they retconned time to put me in

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pompous fool » 2025-06-08
@gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

trust me im completely normal and typical in every way there is nothing strange or eccentric or out of the ordinary about me do not even bother to look

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pompous fool » 2025-06-08
@gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

i guess all i gotta say is im pretty much just chilling rn

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pompous fool » 2025-06-08
@gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

im doing it again
i want to post something but i just cant think of anything actually interesting or funny or something to post

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pompous fool » 2025-06-08
@gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

I LOVE SERIF FONTS
LIKE THIS POST IF YOU ALSO LOVE SERIF FONTS

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pom » 2025-06-08
@pom@spergia.net

@gigalomaniac sony-fixed my beloved

mia (developer mode) » 2025-06-08
@mia@shrimptest.0x0.st

@gigalomaniac slab serifs slap

Linotype Pilgrim » 2025-06-08
@symbo1ics.bsky.social@bsky.brid.gy

What's not to like! bsky.app/profile/symb...

RE: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:osg2vzhifd2tjfsvfwua7scy/post/3lr4itkrmzc2f

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all tomorrows boosted

pompous fool » 2025-06-08
@gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

try to look a chicken in the eye with great intensity

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pompous fool » 2025-06-08
@gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

i feel like the one hotline miami level at the hospital right now

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pompous fool » 2025-06-08
@gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

just really tired today
it is raining tho at least
might go out in it later

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pompous fool » 2025-06-08
@gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

should get a cool accessory of some kind for my phone like maybe something that dangles off it
could be fun

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pompous fool » 2025-06-08
@gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

ive finally done it ive finally unlocked my true power

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pompous fool » 2025-06-08
@gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

you shouldve seen how fast i typed that
wait im typing fast rn too
SHINING FINGER

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pompous fool » 2025-06-08
@gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

speaking of water its time to drink it 💧💧💧💧🥤🥤🥤🥤
drink the water now or i will be forced to get the hose

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musicalism » 2025-06-08 / 2025-06-08
@musicalism@app.wafrn.net

PBS understands what I care about

Alt...

Gmail notification of email from PBS Wisconsin. Email title: "Watch Now: Rare Footage of a Sloth Drinking Water"

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pompous fool » 2025-06-08
@gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

tf kinda deodorant flavor is "original clean"
smells like chemicals
vaguely sweet chemicals

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pompous fool » 2025-06-08
@gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

urge to post but have literally nothing going on to post about

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pompous fool » 2025-06-08
@gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

⬆️ full of whimsy and wonder

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pompous fool » 2025-06-08
@gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

shower over
clean = very yes

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» 2025-06-08
@yassie_j@labyrinth.zone

@gigalomaniac hotel?

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pompous fool » 2025-06-08
@gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

no but id love an excuse to stay in one

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» 2025-06-08
@yassie_j@labyrinth.zone

@gigalomaniac hotel showers just hit different

Unless the shower is grimey ugh

I remember one hotel had a bathroom that wasn’t bad, but it was like. Not it’s own room? It was just a glass cube in the corner, with frosted windows

It was fine because it was a single room, but still weird lol

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pompous fool » 2025-06-08
@gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

thats wacky

FOUND!!! media autumn » 2025-06-08
@autumn@cafe.autumn.town

every day the price of the oneplus 6 goes down and another girl is able to afford a phone to run postmarketOS on

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pompous fool » 2025-06-08
@gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

pmos seems neat but tbh not in the market for a new phone until this one breaks really
wellll i mean
hmm

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FOUND!!! media autumn » 2025-06-08
@autumn@cafe.autumn.town

@gigalomaniac just want an awesome android phone to play around with i havent had a phone to fuck with for yeeaarrrss now

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pompous fool » 2025-06-08
@gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

true true having a fuckery phone would be fun
considering

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pompous fool » 2025-06-08
@gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

anyways gamers i think its shower time go cause some major world events for me

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ia from doskel networks » 2025-06-08
@ia@sk.doskel.net

why did you blender explode

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pompous fool » 2025-06-08
@gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

because i put nokia cell phone in it 😂😂😂
follow for more edgy dark humor jokes like this one #funny

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ia from doskel networks » 2025-06-08
@ia@sk.doskel.net

@gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link [APPLAUSE] sign blinks at u

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pompous fool » 2025-06-08
@gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

thank you thank you ill be here all week

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pompous fool » 2025-06-08
@gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

im so funny and so attractive