false prophet :rimi_true:

@gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

🟥 burdened with a wicked heart

im alyson, nice to meet you! i think of myself as being pretty epic

NORMAL and WELL-ADJUSTED woman

i am a god among men

more of an idea rather than a person not really physically real

future lesbian divorcée

avatar is sakihata rimi from chaos;head shes just like me fr
header is onoe serika from chaos;child shes just like me fr

return the slab

🟦🟥
credit card number: 4446758694515732
expiration date: 03/26
cvv: 600
social security number: 222-30-3466
pronouns: she/her

Location: 38.897400,-77.037388

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[?]false prophet :rimi_true: » 🌐
@gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

imaginary girls gotta stick together

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[?]false prophet :rimi_true: » 🌐
@gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

im a divine being trapped in a flimsy human shell

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[?]false prophet :rimi_true: » 🌐
@gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

who up being normal and well adjusted right now

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[?]false prophet :rimi_true: » 🌐
@gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

hello little three letter agents who live in my phone

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[?]false prophet :rimi_true: » 🌐
@gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

i offer you my undying love and affection
in exchange for 200 thousand dollars in negotiable american currency, two front parachutes, and two back parachutes

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[?]false prophet :rimi_true: » 🌐
@gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

AUTISTIC BY BIRTH
TRANSSEXUAL BY THE GRACE OF GOD

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[?]false prophet :rimi_true: » 🌐
@gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

i am happy because everyone loves me

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[?]false prophet :rimi_true: » 🌐
@gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

fuck

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[?]false prophet :rimi_true: » 🌐
@gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

IT FUCKING HAPPENED AGAIN WHO KEEPS LETTING THEM LAUNCH THESE

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[?]chjara » 🔓
@chjara@akko.wtf

@gigalomaniac mars by 2018

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    [?]false prophet :rimi_true: » 🌐
    @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

    i cant believe we've already colonized mars for 7 years now all hail martian overlord elon musk

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      [?]false prophet :rimi_true: » 🌐
      @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

      i can't believe it happened again

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      [?]false prophet :rimi_true: » 🌐
      @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

      we need to ban the spacex starship from being able to be launch tested

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      [?]false prophet :rimi_true: » 🌐
      @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

      good morning

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      [?]false prophet :rimi_true: » 🌐
      @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

      the absolute best comedy is the kind that starts funny, then it gets overplayed and becomes painfully unfunny, then wraps back around to being REALLY funny

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      [?]false prophet :rimi_true: » 🌐
      @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

      wtf hes escaping help hELP

      mac automator icon, its a robot in a rounded square icon, but the robots kinda escaping from the icon and going outside it a bit

      Alt...mac automator icon, its a robot in a rounded square icon, but the robots kinda escaping from the icon and going outside it a bit

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      [?]false prophet :rimi_true: » 🌐
      @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

      some will just never understand my vision

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      [?]false prophet :rimi_true: » 🌐
      @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

      pickerchu sounds so much like a slur tbh

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      [?]false prophet :rimi_true: » 🌐
      @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

      but conversely i think the heat makes me funnier so thats a plus

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      [?]false prophet :rimi_true: » 🌐
      @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

      its hot im melting i feel myself getting stupider

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      [?]false prophet :rimi_true: » 🌐
      @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

      i accept immediately and uncritically that youre an ai in fact im siblings with an ai myself and i think its a-ok to be

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        [?]false prophet :rimi_true: » 🌐
        @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

        hello my son keeps playing that damn Pokemon GO game anf im like son you need to pokemon go GET A JOB its just like catcjing pickerchus except you GET PAID

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          [?]false prophet :rimi_true: » 🌐
          @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

          taku youre gonna get all wrinkly you need to stop

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            [?]false prophet :rimi_true: » 🌐
            @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

            nobody knows, youre not allowed to visit it

            CC: @ia@sk.doskel.net

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              [?]false prophet :rimi_true: » 🌐
              @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

              your life force is running out
              your power will be lost

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              [?]mer ䷔ » 🌐
              @mer@yourwalls.today

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              [?]false prophet :rimi_true: » 🌐
              @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

              step 1. go to Boston
              step 2. look at the sky
              hope this helps

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                [?]false prophet :rimi_true: » 🌐
                @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                true

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                  [?]false prophet :rimi_true: » 🌐
                  @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                  honestly why should i even bother trying to solicit mac help i never get it i think im in the wrong place for that i guess if i need linux or bsd help then i can solicit that from the feds

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                  [?]false prophet :rimi_true: » 🌐
                  @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                  hey apple geniuses whats a good xmpp client for mac im using monal rn and it sucks gajim also sucks and so does psi but i think both of those suck more specifically on mac
                  is there one that at least sucks as much as like gajim on linux does

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                  [?]false prophet :rimi_true: » 🌐
                  @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                  i got pickles im so happy

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                  [?]false prophet :rimi_true: » 🌐
                  @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                  abilities: colorblind

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                  [?]false prophet :rimi_true: » 🌐
                  @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                  coward
                  truly not the one true shining finger

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                    [?]false prophet :rimi_true: » 🌐
                    @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                    my gender is villain and whats in my pants is all my evil gadgets

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                    [?]false prophet :rimi_true: » 🌐
                    @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                    joe biding

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                    [?]false prophet :rimi_true: » 🌐
                    @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                    good morning everyone today i get to readd boot entries to my uefi!!!!!

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                    [?]false prophet :rimi_true: » 🌐
                    @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                    i am such a huge fan of t9 typing in fact i think desktops should also use it

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                    [?]false prophet :rimi_true: » 🌐
                    @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                    windows nt 6.3

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                    [?]false prophet :rimi_true: » 🌐
                    @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                    had to reset my nvram to fix imessage on mac os quinoa ill fix all the damage tomorrow im sure tomorrow me will be overjoyed to be jumpscared by windows immediately booting

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                    [?]false prophet :rimi_true: » 🌐
                    @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                    apparently on sonoma and higher SecureBootModel needs to be Disabled for the install then you can set it back to Default later
                    ok epic that fixed it quinoa today

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                    [?]false prophet :rimi_true: » 🌐
                    @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                    genuinely thats confusing me a lot i do not understand what is going on there

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                    [?]false prophet :rimi_true: » 🌐
                    @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                    can any apple geniuses tell me why the mac os sequoia recovery works but the part where you boot the installer consistently silently fails without even kernel panicking or telling me anything is wrong im genuinely very confused by this i need my rare amd macbook pro back
                    oh theres context this is an amd laptop hackintosh
                    edited to add that ventura works fine this is just sequoia

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                    [?]memes 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ » 🌐
                    @memes@wetdry.world

                    Text to Mom: Hey Mom, why'd you go with that design for little Jimmy's baby blanket? From Mom: We all call him little bear so I googled bear patterns and I thought these colours were just too cute! Attached is an image of the bear pride flag, a term often used by burly hairy gay men.

                    Alt...Text to Mom: Hey Mom, why'd you go with that design for little Jimmy's baby blanket? From Mom: We all call him little bear so I googled bear patterns and I thought these colours were just too cute! Attached is an image of the bear pride flag, a term often used by burly hairy gay men.

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                    [?]false prophet :rimi_true: » 🌐
                    @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                    its very nice just sometimes the gpu driver breaks lol

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                      [?]false prophet :rimi_true: » 🌐
                      @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                      the amd laptop hackintosh in question
                      (mind the lack of interesting software its a very new setup)

                      screenshot of mac os ventura running on a gen 1 amd thinkpad l14, various applications are open including a notes app showing a list of things that work or not

                      Alt...screenshot of mac os ventura running on a gen 1 amd thinkpad l14, various applications are open including a notes app showing a list of things that work or not

                      same as previous with different apps

                      Alt...same as previous with different apps

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                      [?]false prophet :rimi_true: » 🌐
                      @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                      ok ill take some screenshots once i get it rebooted because opening gitlab on firefox with hardware acceleration killed the gpu driver

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                        [?]false prophet :rimi_true: » 🌐
                        @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                        goal: become more dangerous so i can do and be whatever i please and nobody can stop me

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                        [?]false prophet :rimi_true: » 🌐
                        @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                        its been such a long week

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                        [?]ia from doskel networks » 💔 🌐
                        @ia@sk.doskel.net

                        caps, every tech word filter ever [SENSITIVE CONTENT]

                        ENSHITTIFICATION AI MICROSOFT APPLE GOOGLE FACEBOOK META BLUESKY TWITTER WINDOWS MARK ZUCKERBERG OPENAI CHATGPT GEMINI LLM COPILOT RECALL GNU RMS GIT SVN TRAIN FOSS FLOSS LIBRE PRIVACY BLOAT CORPORATION TEAMS SLACK DISCORD SYSTEMD JAVA RUST LISP C ✨QUANTUM✨

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                        [?][GRLC] DOL-001 » 🔓
                        @novenary@akko.wtf

                        drama [SENSITIVE CONTENT]this is so real

                        tumblr posts by grauline at this point i only feel safe in the company of internet perverts . these are like the only people left who you can count on to not let the fascism enter their body when they encounter a weird person the greater internet is still handwringing about furries in 2025 and a not-insignificant portion of the lgbt community has convinced themselves that they're saving lives by harassing horror fans . the people with "dead dove" or whatever in their bio are minding their own business at all times. i know who i'd rather have in my circle tbh

                        Alt...tumblr posts by grauline at this point i only feel safe in the company of internet perverts . these are like the only people left who you can count on to not let the fascism enter their body when they encounter a weird person the greater internet is still handwringing about furries in 2025 and a not-insignificant portion of the lgbt community has convinced themselves that they're saving lives by harassing horror fans . the people with "dead dove" or whatever in their bio are minding their own business at all times. i know who i'd rather have in my circle tbh

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                        [?]false prophet :rimi_true: » 🌐
                        @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                        what the fuck is even happening in this class at this point

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                        [?]false prophet :rimi_true: » 🌐
                        @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                        the rain

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                        [?]false prophet :rimi_true: » 🌐
                        @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                        tom scott video about the alternate tokyos accessed via the yamato perpetual reactor

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                        [?]false prophet :rimi_true: » 🌐
                        @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                        i am here deep underneath camp ichigaya in the control room for the yamato perpetual reactor

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                        [?]false prophet :rimi_true: » 🌐
                        @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                        i cut in front of you on the highway and then i back into you at rapid and immediate speed so i can get insurance money from you because you rear ended my car

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                        [?]false prophet :rimi_true: » 🌐
                        @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                        imagine being a huge unironic fan of musical drivers ed video from the early 90s

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                        [?]false prophet :rimi_true: » 🌐
                        @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                        one of the characters in the video was all like "no please don't sing again" and im just like same same

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                        [?]false prophet :rimi_true: » 🌐
                        @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                        THIS VIDEO IS ALL SONGS

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                        [?]false prophet :rimi_true: » 🌐
                        @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                        why are they singing now

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