steadman slick :rimi_true:

@gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

🟥 burdened with a wicked heart

im alyson, nice to meet you! i think of myself as being pretty epic

NORMAL and WELL-ADJUSTED woman

i am a god among men

more of an idea rather than a person not really physically real

future lesbian divorcée

avatar is sakihata rimi from chaos;head shes just like me fr
header is onoe serika from chaos;child shes just like me fr

return the slab

🟦🟪🟥🟧
credit card number: 4446758694515732
expiration date: 03/26
cvv: 600
social security number: 222-30-3466
pronouns: she/her

Location: 38.897400,-77.037388

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[?]steadman slick :rimi_true: [she/her] » 🌐
@gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

imaginary girls gotta stick together

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[?]steadman slick :rimi_true: [she/her] » 🌐
@gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

im a divine being trapped in a flimsy human shell

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[?]steadman slick :rimi_true: [she/her] » 🌐
@gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

who up being normal and well adjusted right now

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[?]steadman slick :rimi_true: [she/her] » 🌐
@gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

hello little three letter agents who live in my phone

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[?]steadman slick :rimi_true: [she/her] » 🌐
@gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

i offer you my undying love and affection
in exchange for 200 thousand dollars in negotiable american currency, two front parachutes, and two back parachutes

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[?]steadman slick :rimi_true: [she/her] » 🌐
@gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

AUTISTIC BY BIRTH
TRANSSEXUAL BY THE GRACE OF GOD

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[?]steadman slick :rimi_true: [she/her] » 🌐
@gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

i am happy because everyone loves me

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[?]steadman slick :rimi_true: [she/her] » 🌐
@gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

fuck

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[?]steadman slick :rimi_true: [she/her] » 🌐
@gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

final day of it tomorrow i simply cannot wait

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[?]steadman slick :rimi_true: [she/her] » 🌐
@gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

escaped drivers ed again lol

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[?]steadman slick :rimi_true: [she/her] » 🌐
@gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

honestly im just happy to be here im just fully vibing and thriving right now

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[?]steadman slick :rimi_true: [she/her] » 🌐
@gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

very true

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    [?]steadman slick :rimi_true: [she/her] » 🌐
    @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

    he said "eepy" twice if thats any indication of anything

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    [?]steadman slick :rimi_true: [she/her] » 🌐
    @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

    this drivers ed instructor is either the biggest shitlib ever or has some kind of insane collection of different complex leftist political views that only make sense to him and i can't tell which it is

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    [?]steadman slick :rimi_true: [she/her] » 🌐
    @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

    i notice this one is shifting to personal consequences because yeah thats all these people care about

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    [?]steadman slick :rimi_true: [she/her] » 🌐
    @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

    but yeah the target audience for these scare videos are literally not going to care its not going to work on them

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    [?]steadman slick :rimi_true: [she/her] » 🌐
    @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

    euphemisms for death people use around kids are so incredibly silly

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    [?]steadman slick :rimi_true: [she/her] » 🌐
    @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

    genuinely who tf buys these expensive sports cars if you pick me up for a date in one of those im refusing to get in im immediately leaving i dont have a deathwish

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    [?]steadman slick :rimi_true: [she/her] » 🌐
    @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

    like the type of people these videos are aimed at are the types who look at this and go "WOW!!! SO COOL!!!!!"

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    [?]steadman slick :rimi_true: [she/her] » 🌐
    @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

    the issue with all these driving scare videos is that put simply the people who need to hear like "maybe dont drive super aggressively" would need to care about other people at all as a prerequisite to get anything out of these
    which they dont

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    [?]steadman slick :rimi_true: [she/her] » 🌐
    @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

    its the next gen because i dont have it

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      [?]steadman slick :rimi_true: [she/her] » 🌐
      @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

      i dont have an arm mac so fuck off

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      [?]steadman slick :rimi_true: [she/her] » 🌐
      @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

      yknow it is impressive that nootedred works nearly as well as it does

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      [?]steadman slick :rimi_true: [she/her] » 🌐
      @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

      tell me all your favorite mac games to play on modern era (x86) mac os x

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      GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: boosted

      [?]steadman slick :rimi_true: [she/her] » 🌐
      @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

      rare and elusive arm hackintosh

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      [?]steadman slick :rimi_true: [she/her] » 🌐
      @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

      ms. tips,
      important question i need advice on:
      i am a "girl" and i have come across a rare and elusive amd macbook i am disguising as an ordinary amd hackintosh to hide it from those who seek to destroy it
      i know amd is hotter than intel (the chips run hotter) but is it also more attractive too
      thank you,
      mystified in maryland

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        [?]steadman slick :rimi_true: [she/her] » 🌐
        @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

        true true
        when spacex decides to go to mars it should be legally required that elon is on board and then they can just leave him there let him colonize mars himself if hes so confident he can

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          [?]steadman slick :rimi_true: [she/her] » 🌐
          @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

          IT FUCKING HAPPENED AGAIN WHO KEEPS LETTING THEM LAUNCH THESE

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          [?]chjara » 🔓
          @chjara@akko.wtf

          @gigalomaniac mars by 2018

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            [?]steadman slick :rimi_true: [she/her] » 🌐
            @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

            i cant believe we've already colonized mars for 7 years now all hail martian overlord elon musk

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              [?]steadman slick :rimi_true: [she/her] » 🌐
              @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

              i can't believe it happened again

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              [?]steadman slick :rimi_true: [she/her] » 🌐
              @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

              we need to ban the spacex starship from being able to be launch tested

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              [?]steadman slick :rimi_true: [she/her] » 🌐
              @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

              good morning

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              [?]steadman slick :rimi_true: [she/her] » 🌐
              @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

              the absolute best comedy is the kind that starts funny, then it gets overplayed and becomes painfully unfunny, then wraps back around to being REALLY funny

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              [?]steadman slick :rimi_true: [she/her] » 🌐
              @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

              wtf hes escaping help hELP

              mac automator icon, its a robot in a rounded square icon, but the robots kinda escaping from the icon and going outside it a bit

              Alt...mac automator icon, its a robot in a rounded square icon, but the robots kinda escaping from the icon and going outside it a bit

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              [?]steadman slick :rimi_true: [she/her] » 🌐
              @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

              some will just never understand my vision

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              [?]steadman slick :rimi_true: [she/her] » 🌐
              @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

              pickerchu sounds so much like a slur tbh

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              [?]steadman slick :rimi_true: [she/her] » 🌐
              @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

              but conversely i think the heat makes me funnier so thats a plus

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              [?]steadman slick :rimi_true: [she/her] » 🌐
              @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

              its hot im melting i feel myself getting stupider

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              in reply to »

              [?]steadman slick :rimi_true: [she/her] » 🌐
              @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

              i accept immediately and uncritically that youre an ai in fact im siblings with an ai myself and i think its a-ok to be

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                [?]steadman slick :rimi_true: [she/her] » 🌐
                @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                hello my son keeps playing that damn Pokemon GO game anf im like son you need to pokemon go GET A JOB its just like catcjing pickerchus except you GET PAID

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                  [?]steadman slick :rimi_true: [she/her] » 🌐
                  @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                  taku youre gonna get all wrinkly you need to stop

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                    in reply to »

                    [?]steadman slick :rimi_true: [she/her] » 🌐
                    @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                    nobody knows, youre not allowed to visit it

                    CC: @ia@sk.doskel.net

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                      [?]steadman slick :rimi_true: [she/her] » 🌐
                      @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                      your life force is running out
                      your power will be lost

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                      [?]不幸な mer ䷔ [it/its] » 🌐
                      @mer@yourwalls.today

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                      ia from doskel networks boosted
                      in reply to »

                      [?]steadman slick :rimi_true: [she/her] » 🌐
                      @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                      step 1. go to Boston
                      step 2. look at the sky
                      hope this helps

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                        [?]steadman slick :rimi_true: [she/her] » 🌐
                        @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                        true

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                          [?]steadman slick :rimi_true: [she/her] » 🌐
                          @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                          honestly why should i even bother trying to solicit mac help i never get it i think im in the wrong place for that i guess if i need linux or bsd help then i can solicit that from the feds

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                          [?]steadman slick :rimi_true: [she/her] » 🌐
                          @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                          hey apple geniuses whats a good xmpp client for mac im using monal rn and it sucks gajim also sucks and so does psi but i think both of those suck more specifically on mac
                          is there one that at least sucks as much as like gajim on linux does

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                          [?]steadman slick :rimi_true: [she/her] » 🌐
                          @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                          i got pickles im so happy

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                          [?]steadman slick :rimi_true: [she/her] » 🌐
                          @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                          abilities: colorblind

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                          [?]steadman slick :rimi_true: [she/her] » 🌐
                          @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                          coward
                          truly not the one true shining finger

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                            steadman slick :rimi_true: boosted

                            [?]steadman slick :rimi_true: [she/her] » 🌐
                            @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                            my gender is villain and whats in my pants is all my evil gadgets

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                            [?]steadman slick :rimi_true: [she/her] » 🌐
                            @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                            joe biding

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                            [?]steadman slick :rimi_true: [she/her] » 🌐
                            @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                            good morning everyone today i get to readd boot entries to my uefi!!!!!

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                            [?]steadman slick :rimi_true: [she/her] » 🌐
                            @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                            i am such a huge fan of t9 typing in fact i think desktops should also use it

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                            [?]steadman slick :rimi_true: [she/her] » 🌐
                            @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                            windows nt 6.3

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                            [?]steadman slick :rimi_true: [she/her] » 🌐
                            @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                            had to reset my nvram to fix imessage on mac os quinoa ill fix all the damage tomorrow im sure tomorrow me will be overjoyed to be jumpscared by windows immediately booting

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