false prophet :rimi_true:

@gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

🟥 burdened with a wicked heart

im alyson, nice to meet you! i think of myself as being pretty epic

NORMAL and WELL-ADJUSTED woman

i am a god among men

more of an idea rather than a person not really physically real

future lesbian divorcée

avatar is sakihata rimi from chaos;head shes just like me fr
header is onoe serika from chaos;child shes just like me fr

return the slab

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credit card number: 4446758694515732
expiration date: 03/26
cvv: 600
social security number: 222-30-3466
pronouns: she/her

Location: 38.897400,-77.037388

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[?]false prophet :rimi_true: » 🌐
@gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

imaginary girls gotta stick together

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[?]false prophet :rimi_true: » 🌐
@gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

im a divine being trapped in a flimsy human shell

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[?]azalea 🌸 » 🌐
@azalea@woem.space

@gigalomaniac also real and true

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    [?]azalea 🌸 » 🌐
    @azalea@woem.space

    @gigalomaniac same awawawa

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      [?]false prophet :rimi_true: » 🌐
      @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

      truly, is it not difficult to be a god among men?

      CC: @azalea@woem.space

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        [?]false prophet :rimi_true: » 🌐
        @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

        who up being normal and well adjusted right now

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        [?]ia from doskel networks » 💔 🌐
        @ia@sk.doskel.net

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          [?]false prophet :rimi_true: » 🌐
          @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

          Even If Nobody Else Gets Me I am Sure that ia Gets Me

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            [?]false prophet :rimi_true: » 🌐
            @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

            hello little three letter agents who live in my phone

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            [?]false prophet :rimi_true: » 🌐
            @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

            i offer you my undying love and affection
            in exchange for 200 thousand dollars in negotiable american currency, two front parachutes, and two back parachutes

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            [?]false prophet :rimi_true: » 🌐
            @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

            AUTISTIC BY BIRTH
            TRANSSEXUAL BY THE GRACE OF GOD

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            [?]false prophet :rimi_true: » 🌐
            @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

            i am happy because everyone loves me

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            [?]false prophet :rimi_true: » 🌐
            @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

            fuck

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            [?]false prophet :rimi_true: » 🌐
            @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

            wow64 wine Exists and works fine in my experience
            i used it on musl for a while
            and im using it now on os x lol
            some stuff doenst work but mostly everything does

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              [?]false prophet :rimi_true: » 🌐
              @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

              if like ubuntu dropped multilib consider:
              we could finally have full 64 bit steam on linux
              the support exists its in use on mac
              they just refuse to change their compiler flags to make it happen

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              [?]false prophet :rimi_true: » 🌐
              @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

              os x literally booted on 32 bit x86 for like 3 versions

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              [?]false prophet :rimi_true: » 🌐
              @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

              i think linux distros SHOULD drop multilib solely because it would be REALLY funny and would make Gamers angry
              its also the only way to stop people from building their shit for 32 bit like just look at the time apple did it people were still building for 32 bit right up until they did even though os x hadnt booted on 32 bit in forever (since snow leopard)

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              [?]false prophet :rimi_true: » 🌐
              @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

              windows can keep supporting 32 bit for forever for all i care because like supporting legacy shit forever is windows's thing thats like the entire appeal

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                [?]false prophet :rimi_true: » 🌐
                @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                yeah theres really nothing arm comparable to the macs anyways
                one of the reasons arm hackintosh is never happening the other being the custom hardware in the arm macs

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                [?]false prophet :rimi_true: » 🌐
                @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                guess i can pull up the apple education store (you never buy apple stuff from the normal one always do the education one they do not check if youre actually in uni protip)

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                [?]false prophet :rimi_true: » 🌐
                @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                i GUESS i can get an arm mac at some point ive wanted an arm machine for chicanery for forever now anyways
                they're still really expensive even on the used market though...

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                [?]false prophet :rimi_true: » 🌐
                @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                what will life after hackintosh be like
                where are all the hackintoshers going to go theres really nothing like os x out there
                are we all going to use Unity Desktop thats what id say back before canonical murdered it
                i think this mightve been part of apples scheme get us all locked in to mac and then make us buy actual mac hardware

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                [?]false prophet :rimi_true: » 🌐
                @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                when is LinuxCon Worldwide 2025 happening i gotta rep for my Unity users i gotta see my COSMIC users where my cosmic users at

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                [?]false prophet :rimi_true: » 🌐
                @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                sometimes, i just sit down and think about bell labs

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                [?]false prophet :rimi_true: » 🌐
                @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                im not like the other girls: i dont physically exist like they do!

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                [?]false prophet :rimi_true: » 🌐
                @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                madonner party

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                [?]false prophet :rimi_true: » 🌐
                @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                very happy that this joe biden signal sticker pack has a sticker for my favorite ship joebama

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                [?]false prophet :rimi_true: » 🌐
                @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                collecting gideons bibles like the dragon balls
                one day im going to have them all and nobody else will have them and i will make a throne of them and itll be so epic

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                [?]false prophet :rimi_true: » 🌐
                @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                what say you Peasant who has come to my feet while i set on my Holy Throne

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                  [?]false prophet :rimi_true: » 🌐
                  @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                  setting your tablet sensitivty to low (somehow)

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                    [?]false prophet :rimi_true: » 🌐
                    @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                    what if i set your mouse sensitivity all the way down

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                    [?]false prophet :rimi_true: » 🌐
                    @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                    ATTENTION FEDERAL AGENTS
                    STARTING TOMORROW IM ENABLING "NATURAL SCROLLING" ON ALL YOUR COMPUTERS AND NO YOU CANNOT TURN IT OFF

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                    [?]false prophet :rimi_true: » 🌐
                    @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                    the a16 easter egg is landroid again?
                    with an autopilot this time
                    lame

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                    [?]false prophet :rimi_true: » 🌐
                    @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                    gonna reality shift to a world just like this one but im best friends with my favorite celebrity, myself
                    oh wait im already there it worked epic

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                    [?]false prophet :rimi_true: » 🌐
                    @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                    corporations are people, my friend!

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                    [?]false prophet :rimi_true: » 🌐
                    @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                    i think that companies should start using i/i'm like referring to a singular entity in their press releases speaking like as a company just consider how funny that would be

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                    [?]false prophet :rimi_true: » 🌐
                    @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                    should i install mac os touhou beta 2 at the library?
                    the answer is yes of course i should

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                    [?]false prophet :rimi_true: » 🌐
                    @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                    AUGUST 12, 2036: THE HEAT DEATH OF THE UNIVERSE

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                    [?]false prophet :rimi_true: » 🌐
                    @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                    what if i get a cdl after i get my car (and motorcycle) licenses
                    collect them all
                    i should be allowed behind the wheel of all manner of automobile
                    you can trust me

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                    [?]ipod nano » 🌐
                    @760ceb3b9c0ba4872cadf3ce35a7a4@wetdry.world

                    few better distillations of the technodystopia we live in than patent art (courtesy tumblr.com/contextfreepatentart)

                    patent application depicting a phone communicating with a "non-human social app" and a "smart doorbell camera" and showing a notification "Welcome Steve! I detected a new BrandQ Smart Doorbell. Would you like to enable Social Networking for it?"

                    Alt...patent application depicting a phone communicating with a "non-human social app" and a "smart doorbell camera" and showing a notification "Welcome Steve! I detected a new BrandQ Smart Doorbell. Would you like to enable Social Networking for it?"

                    patent image depicting the following flow chart: 1. User lets a group of locals talk to his/her toy. 2. The toy identifies a dialect different from the official local language. 3. Download appropriate software. 4. Toy: "These people are inviting you to come with them. Let me think it over for a minute." 5. Toy: "This dialect is used by an ethnic group in conflict with the local government. 6. Toy checks relevant database record. 7. Toy: "This dialect is used by an ethnic group in conflict with the local government. We better turn down their kind offer to join them." 8. Toy explains to the locals in their language that its user is unfortunately too busy to join them.

                    Alt...patent image depicting the following flow chart: 1. User lets a group of locals talk to his/her toy. 2. The toy identifies a dialect different from the official local language. 3. Download appropriate software. 4. Toy: "These people are inviting you to come with them. Let me think it over for a minute." 5. Toy: "This dialect is used by an ethnic group in conflict with the local government. 6. Toy checks relevant database record. 7. Toy: "This dialect is used by an ethnic group in conflict with the local government. We better turn down their kind offer to join them." 8. Toy explains to the locals in their language that its user is unfortunately too busy to join them.

                    patent image depicting a flow chart. the first node reads "TOY: WOW! THAT WAS SCARY!". there are two paths: 1. - CHILD: YEH! - E-MAIL PARENT: "FRIGHTENED CHILD" - SUGGEST GIFT A 2. - CHILD: NO! - E-MAIL PARENT: "BRAVE CHILD" - SUGGEST GIFT B both paths end with the node "IF PARENT APPROVES ARRANGE PROMPT DELIVERY"

                    Alt...patent image depicting a flow chart. the first node reads "TOY: WOW! THAT WAS SCARY!". there are two paths: 1. - CHILD: YEH! - E-MAIL PARENT: "FRIGHTENED CHILD" - SUGGEST GIFT A 2. - CHILD: NO! - E-MAIL PARENT: "BRAVE CHILD" - SUGGEST GIFT B both paths end with the node "IF PARENT APPROVES ARRANGE PROMPT DELIVERY"

                    patent art containing a screenshot of a phone receiving many SMS messages in series all reading "Child is not feeling well"

                    Alt...patent art containing a screenshot of a phone receiving many SMS messages in series all reading "Child is not feeling well"

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                    [?]false prophet :rimi_true: » 🌐
                    @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                    i think im.something of a "homo-geneous" myself

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                    [?]false prophet :rimi_true: » 🌐
                    @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                    the world needs more demon designs with horizontal goat type pupils

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                    [?]false prophet :rimi_true: » 🌐
                    @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                    vertical slits are too overplayed plus they dont fit in as well with the overwhelming bovid aesthetics at play what with horns and all

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                      [?]false prophet :rimi_true: » 🌐
                      @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                      definitely applying that idea one day >:)

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                      [?]false prophet :rimi_true: » 🌐
                      @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                      fascinating idea
                      will have to try myself

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                      [?]false prophet :rimi_true: » 🌐
                      @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                      no need because youre already going to get whats coming to you when i get my drivers license

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                        [?]false prophet :rimi_true: » 🌐
                        @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                        why do anything when you can just outsource it to sweatshops in another country

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                        [?]false prophet :rimi_true: » 🌐
                        @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                        gonna become a professional prompt engineer and im gonna get all snooty and superior about it

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                        [?]false prophet :rimi_true: » 🌐
                        @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                        considering starting an ai slop content farm for fun and profit (but mostly profit)

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                        [?]false prophet :rimi_true: » 🌐
                        @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                        me when i dont support opengl 4.2 on purpose

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                        [?]false prophet :rimi_true: » 🌐
                        @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                        going to make one of those true crime analysis channels but i just make up fake stories about people i have vendettas against

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                        [?]false prophet :rimi_true: » 🌐
                        @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                        truly this is my era

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                        [?]false prophet :rimi_true: » 🌐
                        @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                        ive been so much lately

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                          [?]false prophet :rimi_true: » 🌐
                          @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                          im up
                          on my high horse

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                            [?]link (t)wink :neocat_flag_bi: » 🌐
                            @link@twink.men

                            when i'm in a delisional opinion competition and my opponent has a marble statue PFP

                            Alt...when i'm in a delisional opinion competition and my opponent has a marble statue PFP

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                            [?]false prophet :rimi_true: » 🌐
                            @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                            fun head feeling bad

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                            [?]false prophet :rimi_true: » 🌐
                            @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                            my first action as representative for the united states is handing my position over to someone more generally representative of the us
                            im thinking maybe someone on mastodon.social

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                              [?]false prophet :rimi_true: » 🌐
                              @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                              id ask to be elected fediverse representative for the united states but im hardly representative of the average american

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                              [?]false prophet :rimi_true: » 🌐
                              @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                              im far more epic than most
                              no mere mortal could ever compare

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                                [?]false prophet :rimi_true: » 🌐
                                @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                                ok alternative:
                                moving into the notch candy wall house
                                living in the candy wall

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                                [?]false prophet :rimi_true: » 🌐
                                @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                                do you think if kim jumped up in the air hed somehow make a MEGA with his body like elon does with X

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                                [?]false prophet :rimi_true: » 🌐
                                @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                                but consider: you get to look at tommys duplicate guinness world records AND you get to see the fountain waterfall thing that makes him want to piss at night

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