false prophet :rimi_true:

@gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

🟥 burdened with a wicked heart

im alyson, nice to meet you! i think of myself as being pretty epic

NORMAL and WELL-ADJUSTED woman

i am a god among men

more of an idea rather than a person not really physically real

future lesbian divorcée

avatar is sakihata rimi from chaos;head shes just like me fr
header is onoe serika from chaos;child shes just like me fr

return the slab

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credit card number: 4446758694515732
expiration date: 03/26
cvv: 600
social security number: 222-30-3466
pronouns: she/her

Location: 38.897400,-77.037388

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[?]false prophet :rimi_true: » 🌐
@gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

imaginary girls gotta stick together

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[?]false prophet :rimi_true: » 🌐
@gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

im a divine being trapped in a flimsy human shell

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[?]azalea 🌸 » 🌐
@azalea@woem.space

@gigalomaniac also real and true

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    [?]azalea 🌸 » 🌐
    @azalea@woem.space

    @gigalomaniac same awawawa

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      [?]false prophet :rimi_true: » 🌐
      @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

      truly, is it not difficult to be a god among men?

      CC: @azalea@woem.space

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        [?]false prophet :rimi_true: » 🌐
        @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

        who up being normal and well adjusted right now

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        [?]ia from doskel networks » 💔 🌐
        @ia@sk.doskel.net

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          [?]false prophet :rimi_true: » 🌐
          @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

          Even If Nobody Else Gets Me I am Sure that ia Gets Me

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            [?]false prophet :rimi_true: » 🌐
            @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

            hello little three letter agents who live in my phone

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            [?]false prophet :rimi_true: » 🌐
            @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

            i offer you my undying love and affection
            in exchange for 200 thousand dollars in negotiable american currency, two front parachutes, and two back parachutes

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            [?]false prophet :rimi_true: » 🌐
            @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

            AUTISTIC BY BIRTH
            TRANSSEXUAL BY THE GRACE OF GOD

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            [?]false prophet :rimi_true: » 🌐
            @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

            i am happy because everyone loves me

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            [?]false prophet :rimi_true: » 🌐
            @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

            fuck

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            [?]false prophet :rimi_true: » 🌐
            @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

            its time to

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              [?]false prophet :rimi_true: » 🌐
              @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

              builds you in master branch glibc and tries to run you on centos 7

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              [?]false prophet :rimi_true: » 🌐
              @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

              feds entertain me im bored entertain me or youre going to the dungeon

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              [?]false prophet :rimi_true: » 🌐
              @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

              wow64 wine Exists and works fine in my experience
              i used it on musl for a while
              and im using it now on os x lol
              some stuff doenst work but mostly everything does

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                [?]false prophet :rimi_true: » 🌐
                @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                if like ubuntu dropped multilib consider:
                we could finally have full 64 bit steam on linux
                the support exists its in use on mac
                they just refuse to change their compiler flags to make it happen

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                [?]false prophet :rimi_true: » 🌐
                @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                os x literally booted on 32 bit x86 for like 3 versions

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                [?]false prophet :rimi_true: » 🌐
                @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                i think linux distros SHOULD drop multilib solely because it would be REALLY funny and would make Gamers angry
                its also the only way to stop people from building their shit for 32 bit like just look at the time apple did it people were still building for 32 bit right up until they did even though os x hadnt booted on 32 bit in forever (since snow leopard)

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                [?]false prophet :rimi_true: » 🌐
                @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                windows can keep supporting 32 bit for forever for all i care because like supporting legacy shit forever is windows's thing thats like the entire appeal

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                  [?]false prophet :rimi_true: » 🌐
                  @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                  yeah theres really nothing arm comparable to the macs anyways
                  one of the reasons arm hackintosh is never happening the other being the custom hardware in the arm macs

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                  [?]false prophet :rimi_true: » 🌐
                  @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                  guess i can pull up the apple education store (you never buy apple stuff from the normal one always do the education one they do not check if youre actually in uni protip)

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                  [?]false prophet :rimi_true: » 🌐
                  @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                  i GUESS i can get an arm mac at some point ive wanted an arm machine for chicanery for forever now anyways
                  they're still really expensive even on the used market though...

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                  [?]false prophet :rimi_true: » 🌐
                  @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                  what will life after hackintosh be like
                  where are all the hackintoshers going to go theres really nothing like os x out there
                  are we all going to use Unity Desktop thats what id say back before canonical murdered it
                  i think this mightve been part of apples scheme get us all locked in to mac and then make us buy actual mac hardware

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                  [?]false prophet :rimi_true: » 🌐
                  @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                  when is LinuxCon Worldwide 2025 happening i gotta rep for my Unity users i gotta see my COSMIC users where my cosmic users at

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                  [?]false prophet :rimi_true: » 🌐
                  @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                  sometimes, i just sit down and think about bell labs

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                  [?]false prophet :rimi_true: » 🌐
                  @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                  im not like the other girls: i dont physically exist like they do!

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                  [?]false prophet :rimi_true: » 🌐
                  @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                  madonner party

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                  [?]false prophet :rimi_true: » 🌐
                  @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                  very happy that this joe biden signal sticker pack has a sticker for my favorite ship joebama

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                  [?]false prophet :rimi_true: » 🌐
                  @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                  collecting gideons bibles like the dragon balls
                  one day im going to have them all and nobody else will have them and i will make a throne of them and itll be so epic

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                  [?]false prophet :rimi_true: » 🌐
                  @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                  what say you Peasant who has come to my feet while i set on my Holy Throne

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                    [?]false prophet :rimi_true: » 🌐
                    @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                    setting your tablet sensitivty to low (somehow)

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                      [?]false prophet :rimi_true: » 🌐
                      @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                      what if i set your mouse sensitivity all the way down

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                      [?]false prophet :rimi_true: » 🌐
                      @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                      ATTENTION FEDERAL AGENTS
                      STARTING TOMORROW IM ENABLING "NATURAL SCROLLING" ON ALL YOUR COMPUTERS AND NO YOU CANNOT TURN IT OFF

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                      [?]false prophet :rimi_true: » 🌐
                      @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                      the a16 easter egg is landroid again?
                      with an autopilot this time
                      lame

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                      [?]false prophet :rimi_true: » 🌐
                      @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                      gonna reality shift to a world just like this one but im best friends with my favorite celebrity, myself
                      oh wait im already there it worked epic

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                      [?]false prophet :rimi_true: » 🌐
                      @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                      corporations are people, my friend!

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                      [?]false prophet :rimi_true: » 🌐
                      @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                      i think that companies should start using i/i'm like referring to a singular entity in their press releases speaking like as a company just consider how funny that would be

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                      [?]false prophet :rimi_true: » 🌐
                      @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                      should i install mac os touhou beta 2 at the library?
                      the answer is yes of course i should

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                      [?]false prophet :rimi_true: » 🌐
                      @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                      AUGUST 12, 2036: THE HEAT DEATH OF THE UNIVERSE

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                      [?]false prophet :rimi_true: » 🌐
                      @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                      what if i get a cdl after i get my car (and motorcycle) licenses
                      collect them all
                      i should be allowed behind the wheel of all manner of automobile
                      you can trust me

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                      [?]false prophet :rimi_true: » 🌐
                      @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                      i think im.something of a "homo-geneous" myself

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                      [?]false prophet :rimi_true: » 🌐
                      @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                      the world needs more demon designs with horizontal goat type pupils

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                      [?]false prophet :rimi_true: » 🌐
                      @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                      vertical slits are too overplayed plus they dont fit in as well with the overwhelming bovid aesthetics at play what with horns and all

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                        [?]false prophet :rimi_true: » 🌐
                        @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                        definitely applying that idea one day >:)

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                        [?]false prophet :rimi_true: » 🌐
                        @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                        fascinating idea
                        will have to try myself

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                        [?]false prophet :rimi_true: » 🌐
                        @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                        no need because youre already going to get whats coming to you when i get my drivers license

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                          [?]false prophet :rimi_true: » 🌐
                          @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                          why do anything when you can just outsource it to sweatshops in another country

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                          [?]false prophet :rimi_true: » 🌐
                          @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                          gonna become a professional prompt engineer and im gonna get all snooty and superior about it

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                          [?]false prophet :rimi_true: » 🌐
                          @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                          considering starting an ai slop content farm for fun and profit (but mostly profit)

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                          [?]false prophet :rimi_true: » 🌐
                          @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                          me when i dont support opengl 4.2 on purpose

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                          [?]false prophet :rimi_true: » 🌐
                          @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                          going to make one of those true crime analysis channels but i just make up fake stories about people i have vendettas against

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                          [?]false prophet :rimi_true: » 🌐
                          @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                          truly this is my era

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                          [?]false prophet :rimi_true: » 🌐
                          @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                          ive been so much lately

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                            [?]false prophet :rimi_true: » 🌐
                            @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                            im up
                            on my high horse

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                              [?]Clover 🔜 39C3 » 🔓
                              @Clover@akko.wtf

                              request fulfilled :3

                              hello hello, Clover again

                              I have been talking to a girl that would like a vial of estrogen, however, she's broke and looking for a job right now

                              I have some spare Monero but need around 40~ more euros to get the vial, so if you could help out, I'd appreciate it, other crypto also acceptable, ask me on a DM and I'll give you an address

                              Monero address:
                              86LhNfTuZJkPtoFF38Hk4vhaJ2jG1JbBTcFLU5w6tsxcL5SG6uyChWsa8iHyn6hsU4Ysj9zKwR5LaKAwQdoqd2xpCJAMF39

                              40/40€

                              :boost_appreciated:

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                                [?]link (t)wink :cat_is_blob_and_pan: » 🌐
                                @link@twink.men

                                when i'm in a delisional opinion competition and my opponent has a marble statue PFP

                                Alt...when i'm in a delisional opinion competition and my opponent has a marble statue PFP

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                                [?]false prophet :rimi_true: » 🌐
                                @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                                fun head feeling bad

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                                [?]false prophet :rimi_true: » 🌐
                                @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                                my first action as representative for the united states is handing my position over to someone more generally representative of the us
                                im thinking maybe someone on mastodon.social

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                                  [?]false prophet :rimi_true: » 🌐
                                  @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                                  id ask to be elected fediverse representative for the united states but im hardly representative of the average american

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                                  [?]false prophet :rimi_true: » 🌐
                                  @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                                  im far more epic than most
                                  no mere mortal could ever compare

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