false prophet :rimi_true:

@gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

🟥 burdened with a wicked heart

im alyson, nice to meet you! i think of myself as being pretty epic

NORMAL and WELL-ADJUSTED woman

i am a god among men

more of an idea rather than a person not really physically real

future lesbian divorcée

avatar is sakihata rimi from chaos;head shes just like me fr
header is onoe serika from chaos;child shes just like me fr

return the slab

🟦🟥
credit card number: 4446758694515732
expiration date: 03/26
cvv: 600
social security number: 222-30-3466
pronouns: she/her

Location: 38.897400,-77.037388

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[?]false prophet :rimi_true: » 🌐
@gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

imaginary girls gotta stick together

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[?]false prophet :rimi_true: » 🌐
@gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

im a divine being trapped in a flimsy human shell

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[?]azalea 🌸 » 🌐
@azalea@woem.space

@gigalomaniac also real and true

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    [?]azalea 🌸 » 🌐
    @azalea@woem.space

    @gigalomaniac same awawawa

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      [?]false prophet :rimi_true: » 🌐
      @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

      truly, is it not difficult to be a god among men?

      CC: @azalea@woem.space

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        [?]false prophet :rimi_true: » 🌐
        @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

        who up being normal and well adjusted right now

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        [?]ia from doskel networks » 💔 🌐
        @ia@sk.doskel.net

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          [?]false prophet :rimi_true: » 🌐
          @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

          Even If Nobody Else Gets Me I am Sure that ia Gets Me

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            [?]false prophet :rimi_true: » 🌐
            @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

            hello little three letter agents who live in my phone

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            [?]false prophet :rimi_true: » 🌐
            @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

            i offer you my undying love and affection
            in exchange for 200 thousand dollars in negotiable american currency, two front parachutes, and two back parachutes

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            [?]false prophet :rimi_true: » 🌐
            @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

            AUTISTIC BY BIRTH
            TRANSSEXUAL BY THE GRACE OF GOD

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            [?]false prophet :rimi_true: » 🌐
            @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

            i am happy because everyone loves me

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            [?]false prophet :rimi_true: » 🌐
            @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

            fuck

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            [?]false prophet :rimi_true: » 🌐
            @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

            wrote a bunch of different posts here but didnt really think any were good enough to post
            lol

            [?]the macintosh » 🌐
            @lily@java.duke.social

            Just got out of work

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            [?]false prophet :rimi_true: » 🌐
            @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

            sandwich girl i want a sandwich with everything
            everything that you have every bread, meat, cheese, and topping and can i get it toasted too

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              [?]false prophet :rimi_true: » 🌐
              @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

              epic

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              [?]false prophet :rimi_true: » 🌐
              @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

              I sure do Love to Debate

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              [?]false prophet :rimi_true: » 🌐
              @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

              you should hire me for your tv program i will make things so interesting trust me

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              [?]false prophet :rimi_true: » 🌐
              @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

              i should become a tv doctor i think
              i think im more than qualified to be like a dr phil type i can give people unhelpful psychological advice/"therapy" on tv
              i can tell people bad medical advice on tv for clout trust me

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              [?]false prophet :rimi_true: » 🌐
              @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

              the solution to all world conflicts: i think they should all just kiss actually its much easier

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              [?]false prophet :rimi_true: » 🌐
              @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

              happy wrath month everyone

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              [?]false prophet :rimi_true: » 🌐
              @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

              remember to always live for the funny
              the bit is the noblest reason of all

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              [?]false prophet :rimi_true: » 🌐
              @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

              genuinely if more people were capable of fun-have i think we would live in a much better world

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                [?]false prophet :rimi_true: » 🌐
                @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                i dont think that's going to happen but just imagine
                itd be really funny

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                [?]false prophet :rimi_true: » 🌐
                @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                imagine if nu-commodore starts making arm or some other risc amigas and theyre like actually decent and the only thing really comparable to the arm macs in the market

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                [?]false prophet :rimi_true: » 🌐
                @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                the amiga millenium is just around the corner amigaos 5 is goimg to revolutionize computing forever trust me

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                FOUND!!! media autumn boosted

                [?]false prophet :rimi_true: » 🌐
                @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                commodore amigo (computer for MEN)

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                mira twilight, undefined ✨ boosted

                [?]false prophet :rimi_true: » 🌐
                @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                feds do somethign to entertain me im bored

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                [?][GRLC] 17 backshots no 38 » 🔓
                @novenary@akko.wtf

                @gigalomaniac same tbh time to start a new meta

                  [?]oreganoid » 🌐
                  @easterman@app.wafrn.net

                  arrests youfor modding your 3 DS

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                    [?]false prophet :rimi_true: » 🌐
                    @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                    you can trust me im completely and perfectly normal and should be trusted

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                    [?]false prophet :rimi_true: » 🌐
                    @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                    if you dont trust me then maybe have you considered that youre the weird one

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                      [?]ia from doskel networks » 💔 🌐
                      @ia@sk.doskel.net

                      genderful cis men google bing search show me

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                      [?]false prophet :rimi_true: » 🌐
                      @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                      hi "Google Bing" here
                      im sorry but i cant because being cisgender is now illegal because of wokeness

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                        false prophet :rimi_true: boosted

                        [?]false prophet :rimi_true: » 🌐
                        @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                        on the internet nobody knows you arent real

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                        [?]false prophet :rimi_true: » 🌐
                        @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                        hydration time 🥤🥤🥤💧💧💧💧🌊🌊🌊🌊

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                        [?]false prophet :rimi_true: » 🌐
                        @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                        my bed is the seat of my empire from which i rule (my empire being my bedroom)

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                        [?]false prophet :rimi_true: » 🌐
                        @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                        my primary talent is being awake in bed for hours before actually getting up

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                        [?]false prophet :rimi_true: » 🌐
                        @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                        you can summon me by saying my name 3 times in the mirror with the lights off

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                        [?]false prophet :rimi_true: » 🌐
                        @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                        its time to

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                          [?]false prophet :rimi_true: » 🌐
                          @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                          builds you in master branch glibc and tries to run you on centos 7

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                          [?]false prophet :rimi_true: » 🌐
                          @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                          feds entertain me im bored entertain me or youre going to the dungeon

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                          [?]false prophet :rimi_true: » 🌐
                          @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                          if like ubuntu dropped multilib consider:
                          we could finally have full 64 bit steam on linux
                          the support exists its in use on mac
                          they just refuse to change their compiler flags to make it happen

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                          [?]garbanzo beans » 🔓
                          @coolbean@linfan.moe

                          @gigalomaniac yea but wine wouldnt work currently

                          i do think there were efforts to make it work in a pure 64bit environment mostly because apple dropped multilib

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                            [?]false prophet :rimi_true: » 🌐
                            @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                            wow64 wine Exists and works fine in my experience
                            i used it on musl for a while
                            and im using it now on os x lol
                            some stuff doenst work but mostly everything does

                              [?]garbanzo beans » 🔓
                              @coolbean@linfan.moe

                              @gigalomaniac oh shit the wow64 thing is actually available now

                              that was literally the one thing preventing wine from working on openbsd holy shit thank you apple i now totally agree everyone should drop multilib

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                                [?]garbanzo beans » 🔓
                                @coolbean@linfan.moe

                                @gigalomaniac tbh i always thought it was a mistake to begin with. in no sane world should it have taken 22 years to even just begin phasing out reliance on 32bit backwards compatibility and had we just required actually porting/recompiling software from the beginning it wouldve likely been a much faster process

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                                  [?]false prophet :rimi_true: » 🌐
                                  @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                                  os x literally booted on 32 bit x86 for like 3 versions

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                                  [?]false prophet :rimi_true: » 🌐
                                  @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                                  i think linux distros SHOULD drop multilib solely because it would be REALLY funny and would make Gamers angry
                                  its also the only way to stop people from building their shit for 32 bit like just look at the time apple did it people were still building for 32 bit right up until they did even though os x hadnt booted on 32 bit in forever (since snow leopard)

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                                  [?]false prophet :rimi_true: » 🌐
                                  @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                                  windows can keep supporting 32 bit for forever for all i care because like supporting legacy shit forever is windows's thing thats like the entire appeal

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                                    [?]garbanzo beans » 🔓
                                    @coolbean@linfan.moe

                                    @gigalomaniac openbsd never had multilib and its really one of its better decisions

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                                      [?]false prophet :rimi_true: » 🌐
                                      @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                                      yeah theres really nothing arm comparable to the macs anyways
                                      one of the reasons arm hackintosh is never happening the other being the custom hardware in the arm macs

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                                      [?]false prophet :rimi_true: » 🌐
                                      @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                                      guess i can pull up the apple education store (you never buy apple stuff from the normal one always do the education one they do not check if youre actually in uni protip)

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                                      [?]false prophet :rimi_true: » 🌐
                                      @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                                      i GUESS i can get an arm mac at some point ive wanted an arm machine for chicanery for forever now anyways
                                      they're still really expensive even on the used market though...

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                                      [?]false prophet :rimi_true: » 🌐
                                      @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                                      what will life after hackintosh be like
                                      where are all the hackintoshers going to go theres really nothing like os x out there
                                      are we all going to use Unity Desktop thats what id say back before canonical murdered it
                                      i think this mightve been part of apples scheme get us all locked in to mac and then make us buy actual mac hardware

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                                      [?]false prophet :rimi_true: » 🌐
                                      @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                                      when is LinuxCon Worldwide 2025 happening i gotta rep for my Unity users i gotta see my COSMIC users where my cosmic users at

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                                      [?]false prophet :rimi_true: » 🌐
                                      @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                                      sometimes, i just sit down and think about bell labs

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                                      [?]false prophet :rimi_true: » 🌐
                                      @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                                      im not like the other girls: i dont physically exist like they do!

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                                      [?]false prophet :rimi_true: » 🌐
                                      @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                                      madonner party

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                                      [?]false prophet :rimi_true: » 🌐
                                      @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                                      very happy that this joe biden signal sticker pack has a sticker for my favorite ship joebama

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                                      [?]false prophet :rimi_true: » 🌐
                                      @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                                      collecting gideons bibles like the dragon balls
                                      one day im going to have them all and nobody else will have them and i will make a throne of them and itll be so epic

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                                      [?]false prophet :rimi_true: » 🌐
                                      @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                                      what say you Peasant who has come to my feet while i set on my Holy Throne

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                                        [?]false prophet :rimi_true: » 🌐
                                        @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                                        what if i set your mouse sensitivity all the way down

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                                        [?]sophia » 🔓
                                        @sophia@oomfie.city

                                        @gigalomaniac i cajt feel anything

                                          [?]chayleaf » 🌐
                                          @chayleaf@fedi.pavluk.org

                                          @gigalomaniac nothing happens, i use a tablet

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                                            [?]false prophet :rimi_true: » 🌐
                                            @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                                            setting your tablet sensitivty to low (somehow)

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                                              [?]chayleaf » 🌐
                                              @chayleaf@fedi.pavluk.org

                                              @gigalomaniac if you increased my tablet area that would be pretty annoying as i’m already using the entire tablet so i wouldn’t be able to reach the entire screen

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                                                [?]false prophet :rimi_true: » 🌐
                                                @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                                                ATTENTION FEDERAL AGENTS
                                                STARTING TOMORROW IM ENABLING "NATURAL SCROLLING" ON ALL YOUR COMPUTERS AND NO YOU CANNOT TURN IT OFF

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                                                [?]false prophet :rimi_true: » 🌐
                                                @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                                                the a16 easter egg is landroid again?
                                                with an autopilot this time
                                                lame

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                                                [?]false prophet :rimi_true: » 🌐
                                                @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                                                gonna reality shift to a world just like this one but im best friends with my favorite celebrity, myself
                                                oh wait im already there it worked epic

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                                                [?]false prophet :rimi_true: » 🌐
                                                @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                                                corporations are people, my friend!

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                                                [?]false prophet :rimi_true: » 🌐
                                                @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                                                i think that companies should start using i/i'm like referring to a singular entity in their press releases speaking like as a company just consider how funny that would be

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