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🟥 burdened with a wicked heart

im alyson, nice to meet you! i think of myself as being pretty epic

NORMAL and WELL-ADJUSTED woman

i am a god among men

more of an idea rather than a person not really physically real

future lesbian divorcée

avatar is sakihata rimi from chaos;head shes just like me fr
header is onoe serika from chaos;child shes just like me fr

return the slab

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credit card number4446758694515732
expiration date03/26
cvv600
social security number222-30-3466
pronounsshe/her

Location: 38.897400,-77.037388

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imaginary girls gotta stick together

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im a divine being trapped in a flimsy human shell

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who up being normal and well adjusted right now

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hello little three letter agents who live in my phone

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i offer you my undying love and affection
in exchange for 200 thousand dollars in negotiable american currency, two front parachutes, and two back parachutes

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AUTISTIC BY BIRTH
TRANSSEXUAL BY THE GRACE OF GOD

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i am happy because everyone loves me

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fuck

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hello federal agents

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latest releases for all the lilu/smc/oc stuff support tahoe btw they had releases yesterday

CC: @max@popbob.wtf

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    whitehouse.gov

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      @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

      got a reveal to hit you all with
      i was actually a ghost of victorian orphan the whole time they made a ghost computer interface and they put me in it and i cant get out help help

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      [?]false prophet :rimi_true: » 🌐
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      while promoting goes against our principles we gotta salute the for setting up a repo for their encoded letters taunting investigators
      @zodiackiller how about a murder-free encoded taunting letter to investigators in f-droid.org next 😉

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        [?]false prophet :rimi_true: » 🌐
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        hi feds
        theres a storm outside should i go stand outside in it? (i really want to go outside and just stand there in it)

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        oops forgot to put a poll oh well

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          i know my more sensible side would stop me from doing that anyways

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            i should emphasize my unreality more tbh
            i already do a lot but could be fun to lean further in

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            bored
            require stimulation

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            i just want to say to all my adoring fans
            hi

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            sup feds

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            im certain everything will work out in the end
            (oh not talking about any big scale world stuff here im pretty sure we're doomed as a species this is just about personal level stuff)

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            [?]false prophet :rimi_true: » 🌐
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            considering becoming a professional prison escaper if i was in alcatraz they would never be able to hold me even for a minute

            [?]emily !! » 🌐
            @bappykittypaws@yiff.life

            a picture of BT from titanfall 2, in front of the Twin Towers. he is getting ready to throw you ("fastball") into them.

            Alt...a picture of BT from titanfall 2, in front of the Twin Towers. he is getting ready to throw you ("fastball") into them.

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            snac is interesting because it kinda just doesn't have all the layers on top other fedi implementations use to make everything like cohesive so you just transparently see these weird differences in behavior

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              it does but only sometimes
              think it depends on the software of the remote instance
              snac makes a distinction between subject and content warning

              CC: @novenary@akko.wtf

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                [?]false prophet :rimi_true: » 🌐
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                desire to post no idea what to post
                an awful situation all around
                hopefully inspiration will strike soon

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                good morning feds

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                but then i had a very good idea

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                CUBE

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                are YOU brave enough and enough of a game master to reach level red and face the dreaded CONE?

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                THE FUN CAN NOT BE HALTED

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                youre gonna turn into one of those dinosaur toys that grow in water

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                  [?]false prophet :rimi_true: » 🌐
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                  also ITS TIME TO DRINK WATER 🥤🥤💧💧💧🥤🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊
                  thats another standby i can do

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                  [?]false prophet :rimi_true: » 🌐
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                  i guess i can just break out the standard for when you dont know what to post
                  hi feds
                  good morning or afternoon or evening or whatever
                  so what are you getting up to today

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                  [?]false prophet :rimi_true: » 🌐
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                  wrote a bunch of different posts here but didnt really think any were good enough to post
                  lol

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                  sandwich girl i want a sandwich with everything
                  everything that you have every bread, meat, cheese, and topping and can i get it toasted too

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                    epic

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                    I sure do Love to Debate

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                    [?]false prophet :rimi_true: » 🌐
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                    you should hire me for your tv program i will make things so interesting trust me

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                    i should become a tv doctor i think
                    i think im more than qualified to be like a dr phil type i can give people unhelpful psychological advice/"therapy" on tv
                    i can tell people bad medical advice on tv for clout trust me

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                    the solution to all world conflicts: i think they should all just kiss actually its much easier

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                    happy wrath month everyone

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                    remember to always live for the funny
                    the bit is the noblest reason of all

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                    [?]false prophet :rimi_true: » 🌐
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                    genuinely if more people were capable of fun-have i think we would live in a much better world

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                      i dont think that's going to happen but just imagine
                      itd be really funny

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                      [?]false prophet :rimi_true: » 🌐
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                      imagine if nu-commodore starts making arm or some other risc amigas and theyre like actually decent and the only thing really comparable to the arm macs in the market

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                      the amiga millenium is just around the corner amigaos 5 is goimg to revolutionize computing forever trust me

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                      commodore amigo (computer for MEN)

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                      hi hi

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                        feds do somethign to entertain me im bored

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                        you can trust me im completely and perfectly normal and should be trusted

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                        [?]false prophet :rimi_true: » 🌐
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                        if you dont trust me then maybe have you considered that youre the weird one

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                          hi "Google Bing" here
                          im sorry but i cant because being cisgender is now illegal because of wokeness

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                            on the internet nobody knows you arent real

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                            hydration time 🥤🥤🥤💧💧💧💧🌊🌊🌊🌊

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                            my bed is the seat of my empire from which i rule (my empire being my bedroom)

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