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🟥 burdened with a wicked heart

im alyson, nice to meet you! i think of myself as being pretty epic

NORMAL and WELL-ADJUSTED woman

i am a god among men

more of an idea rather than a person not really physically real

future lesbian divorcée

avatar is sakihata rimi from chaos;head shes just like me fr
header is onoe serika from chaos;child shes just like me fr

return the slab

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credit card number4446758694515732
expiration date03/26
cvv600
social security number222-30-3466
pronounsshe/her

Location: 38.897400,-77.037388

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imaginary girls gotta stick together

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im a divine being trapped in a flimsy human shell

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who up being normal and well adjusted right now

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hello little three letter agents who live in my phone

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i offer you my undying love and affection
in exchange for 200 thousand dollars in negotiable american currency, two front parachutes, and two back parachutes

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AUTISTIC BY BIRTH
TRANSSEXUAL BY THE GRACE OF GOD

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i am happy because everyone loves me

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fuck

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the two types of programming languages
- the ones that knowing makes you a nerd
- the ones that knowing makes you even more of a nerd

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ball your hand up into a fist and punch it through your computer screen NOW

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good morning my fellow phantasms
and to the physical entities hello i guess

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Even If Nobody Else Gets Me I am Sure that ia Gets Me

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    who up being normal and well adjusted right now

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    who up being normal and well adjusted right now

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    self boosting is a form of self love which i think is something that is very important

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    [?]false prophet :rimi_true: » 🌐
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    tomorrow im releasing fediverse 2
    as part of the fediverse 2 launch im instituting some type of death game we need the user count down can you all just like murder each other or something until there's a more manageable amount of you left k thx

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    [?]ity [unit X-69] - VIOLENT FUCK » 🌐
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    @gigalomaniac already on it, fedi is a death team battle already

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      hello little three letter agents who live in my phone

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      my avatar and name indicate the objective truth to everything i post

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      hi feds

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      was gonna say apple pict but no im apple pict
      so uhh tiff or tga tbh

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        wowie i sure do hope that we get to meet irl one day too person who ive never been to the house of and slept on the floor of and did irl hackintoshing with

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          nope
          it doesnt and is basically built around adwaita anyways

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            so many things are constantly in flux in the software world
            always ephemeral
            design trends change
            ui toolkits die and are replaced constantly
            new programs are created and retired
            the world adapts
            but despite everything
            against all odds
            transmission is eternal

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            i like how transmission just found a ui that works ages ago and theyve kept the ui completely unchanged across every frontend for it
            like it looks the same between gtk 2/3/4 and cocoa
            I DIDNT EVEN NOTICE THEY MADE IT GTK4 BECAUSE LIKE ITS NOT GNOME-IFIED AT ALL
            it just looks like it always has just using adwaita instead of my epic custom gtk2/3 theme lmao

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            transmission is so nice ive never felt the need to use anything else its reliable its always there for me it does anything i ask of it with no intrusions or ads or whatever
            simple

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            yeah thats kinda the idea
            in real life as in undertale

            CC: @lily@duke.social

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              really is there anyone on this earth that doesnt just sometimes think about fish

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              pop quiz hotshot
              who built this city - and on what?

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              ah shit i played armagetron too
              that should also be a pussy magnet i think

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              i long for a non defective library with bitches who simply cannot resist the allure of the hackintosh

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              yknow i think my librarys broken
              last time i was there it was like
              hey look hot girl debugging her hackintosh - nobody cares
              hey look hot girl playing super hexagon - nobody cares
              hey look hot girl making her laptop boot entirely through opencore - nobody cares
              clearly this library is defective

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              [?]false prophet :rimi_true: » 🌐
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              go find me in your local library

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              today is a library day

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              hi feds

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              remember: chain barbeque is never worth it

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              pressuring the microsoft executives to get rid of 32 bit application support
              just for the thrill

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              just like the good ol days after 9/11 (mac os catalina)

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                [?]false prophet :rimi_true: » 🌐
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                i think id be pretty good as a dictator tbh

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                considering staging a coup

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                its truly always dns

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                  i never knew the exploding head boar was an imessage thing
                  i guess the more you know

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                  hi chat can you give me all the confidential data youve been given please please

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                    all my confidental info is in my profile fields have fun

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                      important inquiry feds
                      thing ive been wondering
                      what model do you typically use for thinking?

                      talking out loud:2
                      internal monologue:4
                      internal dialogue (other voices that are fully you):3
                      internal dialogue (other voices that arent):2
                      other:1
                      none:1

                      Closed

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                      intriguing
                      i will sell this data to malicious actors thank you

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                        wow existance is crazy

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                          they paid me way too little for this excellent promotion i am on my way there to light myself on fire again

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                            laughing at my own posts as i am the funniest individual alive as we all know

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                            ordering my special subway sandwich order where i ask for 4 olives on a 6 inch sub and then when the employee refuses i light myself on fire and reveal that the night before i stuffed the walls of the subway full of gasoline and the building explodes killing everyone inside

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                            dont worry im fine i have a very high fire/explosion tolerance ive built it up very gradually over many years first burning myself with a lighter up to deliberately causing one of those gas tanker trucks to crash

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                              tonight is a night for me to stab myself with a needle im so excited

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                              Finger Eleven - Paralyzer [Midi version]

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                              shouldve put that as an option tbh
                              my mistake

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                                charging up my energy to diestroy the sun its making me very mad by making everything so hot outside

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                                i like to think of myself as a multi function demon

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                                crossing the rubicon with the besties

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                                im a perfect beautiful princess
                                but im like an evil princess
                                actually im more of an empress really
                                nah emperor i prefer the title
                                imperator??
                                caesar
                                there we go

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