false prophet :rimi_true:

@gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

🟥 burdened with a wicked heart

im alyson, nice to meet you! i think of myself as being pretty epic

NORMAL and WELL-ADJUSTED woman

i am a god among men

more of an idea rather than a person not really physically real

future lesbian divorcée

avatar is sakihata rimi from chaos;head shes just like me fr
header is onoe serika from chaos;child shes just like me fr

return the slab

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credit card number4446758694515732
expiration date03/26
cvv600
social security number222-30-3466
pronounsshe/her

Location: 38.897400,-77.037388

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[?]false prophet :rimi_true: » 🌐
@gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

imaginary girls gotta stick together

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[?]false prophet :rimi_true: » 🌐
@gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

im a divine being trapped in a flimsy human shell

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[?]azalea 🌸 » 🌐
@azalea@woem.space

@gigalomaniac also real and true

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    [?]azalea 🌸 » 🌐
    @azalea@woem.space

    @gigalomaniac same awawawa

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      [?]false prophet :rimi_true: » 🌐
      @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

      truly, is it not difficult to be a god among men?

      CC: @azalea@woem.space

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        [?]false prophet :rimi_true: » 🌐
        @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

        who up being normal and well adjusted right now

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        Ako :blobcatcomfjoy: boosted

        [?]false prophet :rimi_true: » 🌐
        @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

        hello little three letter agents who live in my phone

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        [?]false prophet :rimi_true: » 🌐
        @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

        i offer you my undying love and affection
        in exchange for 200 thousand dollars in negotiable american currency, two front parachutes, and two back parachutes

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        [?]false prophet :rimi_true: » 🌐
        @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

        AUTISTIC BY BIRTH
        TRANSSEXUAL BY THE GRACE OF GOD

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        [?]false prophet :rimi_true: » 🌐
        @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

        i am happy because everyone loves me

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        [?]false prophet :rimi_true: » 🌐
        @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

        fuck

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        [?]false prophet :rimi_true: » 🌐
        @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

        moving to terra australis

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        [?]false prophet :rimi_true: » 🌐
        @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

        after so long of hearing about "italian brainrot" but being unaware of what it actually is i decided to look it up (it has a wikipedia article??) and like
        ok so this is just gen alpha commedia dell'arte essentially

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        [?]Steffo » 🔓
        @steffo@a.junimo.party

        @gigalomaniac yes but especially cursed since it's ai generated AND from tiktok

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          [?]false prophet :rimi_true: » 🌐
          @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

          is the humor solely because the italian language is funny
          is that why people are so into this i have seen that fucking shark with the shoes so much help me

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            [?]false prophet :rimi_true: » 🌐
            @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

            italian language funny + silly ai generated animal images
            i guess thats like the whole thing
            i mean thats not too special one of the banks downtown has an ai generated piggy bank wtih arms up
            WAIT IS THAT ALSO AN ITALIAN BRAINROT THING OR LIKE AN ATTEMTPT AT ONE

            CC: @steffo@a.junimo.party

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              [?]false prophet :rimi_true: » 🌐
              @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

              thinking about getting plants one day

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              [?]false prophet :rimi_true: » 🌐
              @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

              kde devs resisting the urge to rename the robots game "klankers"

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              [?]false prophet :rimi_true: » 🌐
              @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

              why do fortune cookies only predict nice things if they predict at all
              like imagine a fortune cookie that just says "YOU ARE GOING TO BE HIT BY A BUS TOMORROW" and then just living in fear the entire next day until they find you
              like thatd be so fun i want to live in that universe

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              [?]#1 ereader fan » 🌐
              @theking@mskey.nekomimi.party

              @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link what's what the sudden onset of rain means /ref

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                [?]false prophet :rimi_true: » 🌐
                @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                my soul feels weird

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                [?]false prophet :rimi_true: » 🌐
                @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                im really thinking a lto about rats right now

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                [?]false prophet :rimi_true: » 🌐
                @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                sup feds

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                [?]false prophet :rimi_true: » 🌐
                @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                since when have there been so many tabs on literally everything
                going to need to get rid of those

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                [?]false prophet :rimi_true: » 🌐
                @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                guys come look at my new mickey mouse creepypasta i call it "unalivementmouse"

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                [?]false prophet :rimi_true: » 🌐
                @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                thinking about the hard hitting questions tonight
                like why are there so many creepypastas that just append "suicide" onto a thing made for children and call it a day

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                [?]false prophet :rimi_true: » 🌐
                @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                the million dollar question is which came first: suicidemouse or squidwards suicide

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                  [?]false prophet :rimi_true: » 🌐
                  @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                  on the internet everyone knows youre a dog

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                  [?]false prophet :rimi_true: » 🌐
                  @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                  the heat will be over soon
                  once there is no more heat i will be so much more powerful than your mortal mind could ever imagine

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                  [?]false prophet :rimi_true: » 🌐
                  @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                  good morning feds

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                  [?]azalea 🌸 » 🔓
                  @azalea@woem.space

                  @gigalomaniac mmorning

                  awawawawwwaww

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                    [?]false prophet :rimi_true: » 🌐
                    @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                    yknow the thing i fucking hate about personality type astrology is how its like your "type" is considered an inherent thing you cannot change or grow out of
                    like you can blame things in a persons behavior on that and its like yeah thats just how they are inherently they can never not be like that and thats all they can ever be, all their behavior is perfectly explained by this whenever they act against their assigned "type" thats just a fluke
                    i mean same applies to normal astrology too personality type stuff is just like the new generation of that with a new even more sciencey veneer over it

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                    [?]false prophet :rimi_true: » 🌐
                    @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                    honestly
                    it is all kinda calvinistic isnt it

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                      [?]azalea 🌸 » 🔓
                      @azalea@woem.space

                      @gigalomaniac yeahh,,, <///3

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                        [?]false prophet :rimi_true: » 🌐
                        @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                        good news feds i had kebabs today

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                        [?]fr0gr » 🌐
                        @fr0gr@toots.matapacos.dog

                        @gigalomaniac oof, I was almost worried

                          [?]slut sophie!!! » 🌐
                          @lily@java.duke.social

                          Weather you love him or hate him, say goodbye to animated character rover the dog from windows xp search companion. Microsoft has replaced it completely, starting with longhorn build 4008. If you have complaints to microsoft, (but please be polite or you will get banned) contact them at support.microsoft.com to tell them that you would like to see him return, but they probably won't listen, because microsoft agent was discontinued in windows 7 and later (windows 7 by default). Yes, i found out what longhorn build the animated characters got removed in, i scene it in the "development of Windows Vista" articl in wikipedia Please note that you must have an account to sign into before going directly to the page that you want on wt6he microsoft support website. Sorry for the poor gramme and spelling, i'm only 13, in the turth. plus, i'm using a different keyboard layout.

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                          [?]girl who fucks » 🌐
                          @i_lost_my_bagel@mastodon.lilysthings.org

                          @lily When you grow up, you'll see things differently. And, 13 year olds should be educated enough to have proper grammer and spelling.

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                            [?]slut sophie!!! » 🌐
                            @lily@java.duke.social

                            @i_lost_my_bagel Yeah, i get it, but i have two other problems with grammer and spelling. The first one being that this is off the regular keyboard layout, and the second being that i am parhsley blind. Sorry for not writing that down.

                              [?]Pxl Phile » 🌐
                              @ppxl@social.tchncs.de

                              @i_lost_my_bagel @lily Gramma and spellnig? In this econnomy?

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                                [?]false prophet :rimi_true: » 🌐
                                @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                                rover is GONE you have to move on he is NOT coming back

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                                [?]false prophet :rimi_true: » 🌐
                                @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                                my turn

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                                [?]false prophet :rimi_true: » 🌐
                                @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                                yknow i do really hate how ai people co-opted "hallucination" to refer to when the lies machine just makes shit up

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                                [?]sophia » 🔓
                                @sophia@oomfie.city

                                @gigalomaniac i think this might be true

                                  [?]yassie_joy 🎄 :baba_yaseen: :agenderFlag: :transgenderFlag: » 🔓
                                  @yassie_j@labyrinth.zone

                                  @gigalomaniac if you wanna be lateral about it, everything they do is all hallucinating, it’s just that sometimes they’re right

                                  It’s like that uncle who tells tall stories all the time and they’re all crap, but occasionally his story about how the mayor is stealing cats is right

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                                    [?]false prophet :rimi_true: » 🌐
                                    @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                                    feeling fucked up today

                                    [?]Witch Aly :FireflyNotBad: :american_megatrans: » 🔓
                                    @ezio@akko.wtf

                                    Good morning im real

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                                    [?]false prophet :rimi_true: » 🌐
                                    @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                                    hi real
                                    up early i see

                                      [?]Locked Librarian :labrys-45-sickle: :cacomf: » 🔓
                                      @patchuun@social.xenofem.me

                                      @ezio wow you're up early today

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                                        [?]Witch Aly :FireflyNotBad: :american_megatrans: » 🔓
                                        @ezio@akko.wtf

                                        @patchuun had to go pickup dad from taking his dad to the hospital

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                                          [?]false prophet :rimi_true: » 🌐
                                          @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                                          hi feds its my time to shine yet again

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                                          [?]yassie_joy 🎄 :baba_yaseen: :agenderFlag: :transgenderFlag: » 🔓
                                          @yassie_j@labyrinth.zone

                                          @gigalomaniac shine bright like a nuclear explosion

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                                            [?]false prophet :rimi_true: » 🌐
                                            @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                                            im shining like a supernova right now

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                                              [?]false prophet :rimi_true: » 🌐
                                              @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                                              tbh i do just feel kinda bad right now

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                                              [?]false prophet :rimi_true: » 🌐
                                              @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                                              this vessel is incorrect

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                                              [?]false prophet :rimi_true: » 🌐
                                              @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                                              will have to consult with the relevant parties on that

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                                              [?]false prophet :rimi_true: » 🌐
                                              @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                                              i need a similarly bizarre origin story tbh

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                                              [?]false prophet :rimi_true: » 🌐
                                              @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                                              thinking about the sonic bible again

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                                              [?]false prophet :rimi_true: » 🌐
                                              @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                                              hmm

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                                              [?]false prophet :rimi_true: » 🌐
                                              @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                                              everything is fine, nothing is ruined

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                                              [?]false prophet :rimi_true: » 🌐
                                              @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                                              feeling very normal right now

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                                              [?]false prophet :rimi_true: » 🌐
                                              @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                                              ok nevermind too much effort im just gonna use the web vesrion

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                                              [?]false prophet :rimi_true: » 🌐
                                              @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                                              hmm
                                              im bored
                                              require entertainment
                                              i need to compile the marble blast gold haxe port for linux

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                                              [?]false prophet :rimi_true: » 🌐
                                              @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                                              HELLO FEDS

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                                              Older...

                                              [?]slut sophie!!! » 🌐
                                              @lily@java.duke.social

                                              @gigalomaniac hi are you off to kill

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                                                [?]false prophet :rimi_true: » 🌐
                                                @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                                                ive considered it i just dont really have anyone i want to kill right now

                                                  [?]Lizzie Worm » 🌐
                                                  @lz@social.xenofem.me

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                                                  [?]Lizzie Worm » 🌐
                                                  @lz@social.xenofem.me

                                                  @gigalomaniac I love being one of the many feds on this fedi verse

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                                                    [?]false prophet :rimi_true: » 🌐
                                                    @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                                                    thinking about fake stories
                                                    i should write one
                                                    wheres the main place for those now ik it was tumblr but like
                                                    is it still reddit now?
                                                    i mean i (21F) could put some ages (numbersX) and genders (conceptualX) in my (21F) posts i (21F) think

                                                    [?]Witch Aly :FireflyNotBad: :american_megatrans: » 🔓
                                                    @ezio@akko.wtf

                                                    went to go look at umamusume on steam for uhhh idk

                                                    it has a kernel anticheat called "crackproof"

                                                    THE GAME IS FREE WHY DO YOU NEED A CRACK PREVENTION TOOL????

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                                                    [?]false prophet :rimi_true: » 🌐
                                                    @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                                                    they want to make sure you cant see the horse girls unless you win them in the gacha or whatever

                                                      [?]a » 🔓
                                                      @snowy@suya.place

                                                      @ezio same reason hsr and genshin has one

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                                                        [?]Witch Aly :FireflyNotBad: :american_megatrans: » 🔓
                                                        @ezio@akko.wtf

                                                        @snowy which is? Prevening then from heating in characters? Isnt that all server side

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                                                          [?]false prophet :rimi_true: » 🌐
                                                          @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                                                          it is my time

                                                          to shine

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                                                          [?]false prophet :rimi_true: » 🌐
                                                          @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                                                          WOW! YOU GOT THE TETRIS!!! WOW YOURE THE BEST??!!!!! WOOOO!!!! WOOOO!!! TETRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIISSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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                                                          [?]atapi "the full meal deal" » 🌐
                                                          @sterophonick@wetdry.world

                                                          @gigalomaniac YO, SHIT FOR BRAINS!!! WHAT GODDAMN COLOR IS THIS, HUH? WHO THE FUCK DO YOU THINK YOU ARE!? COME HERE SHITTING IN MY MAILBOX, PLAYING MY GODDAMN VIDEO GAMES. YOU'RE GONNA LEARN ABOUT COLORS, YOU DUMB FORESKIN

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                                                            [?]false prophet :rimi_true: » 🌐
                                                            @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                                                            one day... i will be the one true tetris grand master

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                                                            [?]false prophet :rimi_true: » 🌐
                                                            @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                                                            compiling mame right now ama

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                                                            [?]freon » 🔓
                                                            @freon@oasys.earth

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                                                            [?]false prophet :rimi_true: » 🌐
                                                            @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                                                            yes
                                                            im also collecting all the tetris i am going to become the greatest tetris player ever

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                                                              [?]false prophet :rimi_true: » 🌐
                                                              @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                                                              i need to get on the tgm1 gm grind i know that ones actually doable by mere mortals then after i can do that reliably idk may try to get tap gm lol
                                                              natural next step

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                                                              [?]false prophet :rimi_true: » 🌐
                                                              @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                                                              ball your hand up into a fist and punch it through your computer screen NOW

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                                                              [?]Steffo » 🔓
                                                              @steffo@a.junimo.party

                                                              silly [SENSITIVE CONTENT]

                                                              @gigalomaniac HUH?? it... entered the screen as if it was a portal???

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                                                                [?]RedPandaLiz » 🌐
                                                                @RedCyberPandaz@zoner.work

                                                                @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link I won't do this at home, but I will and have done it at work. 2013 POS system screen is hard.

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                                                                  [?]false prophet :rimi_true: » 🌐
                                                                  @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                                                                  we must continue the divine search for the one true tetris grand master since tgm4 isnt narrowing the selection process

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