pompous fool :rimi_true:

@gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

🟥 burdened with a wicked heart

NORMAL and WELL-ADJUSTED woman

professional gambler

more of an idea rather than a person not really physically real

future lesbian divorcée

avatar is sakihata rimi from chaos;head shes just like me fr
header is onoe serika from chaos;child shes just like me fr

return the slab

🟦🟥
credit card number4446758694515732
expiration date03/26
cvv600
social security number222-30-3466
pronounsshe/her

Location: 38.897400,-77.037388

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[?]pompous fool :rimi_true: »
@gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

who up being normal and well adjusted right now

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[?]ia from doskel networks »
@ia@sk.doskel.net

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[?]pompous fool :rimi_true: »
@gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

Even If Nobody Else Gets Me I am Sure that ia Gets Me

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    Ako :blobcatcomfjoy: boosted

    [?]pompous fool :rimi_true: »
    @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

    hello little three letter agents who live in my phone

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    [?]pompous fool :rimi_true: »
    @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

    i offer you my undying love and affection
    in exchange for 200 thousand dollars in negotiable american currency, two front parachutes, and two back parachutes

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    [?]milas »
    @milas@social.notaphish.fyi

    @gigalomaniac "negotiable American currency" so like Visa? and you'll code it as vaguely travel-related merchant code?? 🧐

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    [?]pompous fool :rimi_true: »
    @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

    im the one with the bomb im gonna blow this plane sky high if you dont get me that negotiable american currency

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      [?]pompous fool :rimi_true: »
      @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

      AUTISTIC BY BIRTH
      TRANSSEXUAL BY THE GRACE OF GOD

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      [?][GRLC] novenary harissa estragon »
      @novenary@akko.wtf

      slurs@gigalomaniac SPERG BY BIRTH
      TRANNY BY THE GRACE OF GOD

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        [?]pompous fool :rimi_true: »
        @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

        i am happy because everyone loves me

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        [?]pompous fool :rimi_true: »
        @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

        fuck

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        [?]pompous fool :rimi_true: »
        @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

        what will life after hackintosh be like
        where are all the hackintoshers going to go theres really nothing like os x out there
        are we all going to use Unity Desktop thats what id say back before canonical murdered it
        i think this mightve been part of apples scheme get us all locked in to mac and then make us buy actual mac hardware

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        [?]pompous fool :rimi_true: »
        @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

        when is LinuxCon Worldwide 2025 happening i gotta rep for my Unity users i gotta see my COSMIC users where my cosmic users at

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        [?]pompous fool :rimi_true: »
        @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

        sometimes, i just sit down and think about bell labs

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        [?]pompous fool :rimi_true: »
        @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

        im not like the other girls: i dont physically exist like they do!

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        [?]pompous fool :rimi_true: »
        @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

        madonner party

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        [?]pompous fool :rimi_true: »
        @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

        very happy that this joe biden signal sticker pack has a sticker for my favorite ship joebama

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        [?]pompous fool :rimi_true: »
        @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

        collecting gideons bibles like the dragon balls
        one day im going to have them all and nobody else will have them and i will make a throne of them and itll be so epic

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        [?]pompous fool :rimi_true: »
        @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

        what say you Peasant who has come to my feet while i set on my Holy Throne

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          [?]pompous fool :rimi_true: »
          @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

          what if i set your mouse sensitivity all the way down

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          [?]sophia »
          @sophia@oomfie.city

          @gigalomaniac i cajt feel anything

            [?]chayleaf »
            @chayleaf@fedi.pavluk.org

            @gigalomaniac nothing happens, i use a tablet

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              [?]pompous fool :rimi_true: »
              @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

              setting your tablet sensitivty to low (somehow)

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                [?]chayleaf »
                @chayleaf@fedi.pavluk.org

                @gigalomaniac if you increased my tablet area that would be pretty annoying as i’m already using the entire tablet so i wouldn’t be able to reach the entire screen

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                  [?]pompous fool :rimi_true: »
                  @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                  ATTENTION FEDERAL AGENTS
                  STARTING TOMORROW IM ENABLING "NATURAL SCROLLING" ON ALL YOUR COMPUTERS AND NO YOU CANNOT TURN IT OFF

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                  [?]pompous fool :rimi_true: »
                  @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                  the a16 easter egg is landroid again?
                  with an autopilot this time
                  lame

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                  [?]pompous fool :rimi_true: »
                  @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                  gonna reality shift to a world just like this one but im best friends with my favorite celebrity, myself
                  oh wait im already there it worked epic

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                  [?]pompous fool :rimi_true: »
                  @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                  corporations are people, my friend!

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                  [?]pompous fool :rimi_true: »
                  @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                  i think that companies should start using i/i'm like referring to a singular entity in their press releases speaking like as a company just consider how funny that would be

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                  [?]pompous fool :rimi_true: »
                  @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                  should i install mac os touhou beta 2 at the library?
                  the answer is yes of course i should

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                  [?]pompous fool :rimi_true: »
                  @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                  AUGUST 12, 2036: THE HEAT DEATH OF THE UNIVERSE

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                  [?]pompous fool :rimi_true: »
                  @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                  what if i get a cdl after i get my car (and motorcycle) licenses
                  collect them all
                  i should be allowed behind the wheel of all manner of automobile
                  you can trust me

                  [?]ipod nano »
                  @760ceb3b9c0ba4872cadf3ce35a7a4@wetdry.world

                  few better distillations of the technodystopia we live in than patent art (courtesy tumblr.com/contextfreepatentart)

                  patent application depicting a phone communicating with a "non-human social app" and a "smart doorbell camera" and showing a notification "Welcome Steve! I detected a new BrandQ Smart Doorbell. Would you like to enable Social Networking for it?"

                  Alt...patent application depicting a phone communicating with a "non-human social app" and a "smart doorbell camera" and showing a notification "Welcome Steve! I detected a new BrandQ Smart Doorbell. Would you like to enable Social Networking for it?"

                  patent image depicting the following flow chart:

1. User lets a group of locals talk to his/her toy.
2. The toy identifies a dialect different from the official local language.
3. Download appropriate software.
4. Toy: "These people are inviting you to come with them. Let me 
think it over for a minute."
5. Toy: "This dialect is used by an ethnic group in conflict with the local government.
6. Toy checks relevant database record.
7. Toy: "This dialect is used by an ethnic group in conflict with the local government. We better turn down their kind offer to join them."
8. Toy explains to the locals in their language that its user is unfortunately too busy to join them.

                  Alt...patent image depicting the following flow chart: 1. User lets a group of locals talk to his/her toy. 2. The toy identifies a dialect different from the official local language. 3. Download appropriate software. 4. Toy: "These people are inviting you to come with them. Let me think it over for a minute." 5. Toy: "This dialect is used by an ethnic group in conflict with the local government. 6. Toy checks relevant database record. 7. Toy: "This dialect is used by an ethnic group in conflict with the local government. We better turn down their kind offer to join them." 8. Toy explains to the locals in their language that its user is unfortunately too busy to join them.

                  patent image depicting a flow chart. the first node reads "TOY: WOW! THAT WAS SCARY!". there are two paths:

1. 
- CHILD: YEH!
- E-MAIL PARENT: "FRIGHTENED CHILD"
- SUGGEST GIFT A

2.
- CHILD: NO!
- E-MAIL PARENT: "BRAVE CHILD"
- SUGGEST GIFT B

both paths end with the node "IF PARENT APPROVES ARRANGE PROMPT DELIVERY"

                  Alt...patent image depicting a flow chart. the first node reads "TOY: WOW! THAT WAS SCARY!". there are two paths: 1. - CHILD: YEH! - E-MAIL PARENT: "FRIGHTENED CHILD" - SUGGEST GIFT A 2. - CHILD: NO! - E-MAIL PARENT: "BRAVE CHILD" - SUGGEST GIFT B both paths end with the node "IF PARENT APPROVES ARRANGE PROMPT DELIVERY"

                  patent art containing a screenshot of a phone receiving many SMS messages in series all reading "Child is not feeling well"

                  Alt...patent art containing a screenshot of a phone receiving many SMS messages in series all reading "Child is not feeling well"

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                  [?]pompous fool :rimi_true: »
                  @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                  i think im.something of a "homo-geneous" myself

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                  [?]pompous fool :rimi_true: »
                  @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                  the world needs more demon designs with horizontal goat type pupils

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                  [?]pompous fool :rimi_true: »
                  @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                  vertical slits are too overplayed plus they dont fit in as well with the overwhelming bovid aesthetics at play what with horns and all

                    [?]Clover »
                    @Clover@akko.wtf

                    @gigalomaniac give me prism shaped pupils

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                      [?]pompous fool :rimi_true: »
                      @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                      definitely applying that idea one day >:)

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                      [?]pompous fool :rimi_true: »
                      @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                      fascinating idea
                      will have to try myself

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                      [?]pompous fool :rimi_true: »
                      @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                      going to make one of those true crime analysis channels but i just make up fake stories about people i have vendettas against

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                      [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: »
                      @eris@p.enes.lv

                      write a story about me now !

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                        [?]pompous fool :rimi_true: »
                        @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                        no need because youre already going to get whats coming to you when i get my drivers license

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                          [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: »
                          @eris@p.enes.lv

                          yes need because I want to read the story before I meet my fate

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                            [?]pompous fool :rimi_true: »
                            @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                            why do anything when you can just outsource it to sweatshops in another country

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                            [?]pompous fool :rimi_true: »
                            @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                            gonna become a professional prompt engineer and im gonna get all snooty and superior about it

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                            [?]pompous fool :rimi_true: »
                            @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                            considering starting an ai slop content farm for fun and profit (but mostly profit)

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                            [?]pompous fool :rimi_true: »
                            @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                            me when i dont support opengl 4.2 on purpose

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                            [?]pompous fool :rimi_true: »
                            @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                            truly this is my era

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                            [?]pompous fool :rimi_true: »
                            @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                            ive been so much lately

                              [?]Sabrina :v_trans: :v_bi: »
                              @sabrina@eepy.moe

                              Sup fuckers

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                              [?]pompous fool :rimi_true: »
                              @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                              im up
                              on my high horse

                                [?]Clover »
                                @Clover@akko.wtf

                                request fulfilled :3

                                hello hello, Clover again

                                I have been talking to a girl that would like a vial of estrogen, however, she's broke and looking for a job right now

                                I have some spare Monero but need around 40~ more euros to get the vial, so if you could help out, I'd appreciate it, other crypto also acceptable, ask me on a DM and I'll give you an address

                                Monero address:
                                86LhNfTuZJkPtoFF38Hk4vhaJ2jG1JbBTcFLU5w6tsxcL5SG6uyChWsa8iHyn6hsU4Ysj9zKwR5LaKAwQdoqd2xpCJAMF39

                                40/40€

                                :boost_appreciated:

                                  [?]link (t)wink :certified_catboy: »
                                  @link@twink.men

                                  when i'm in a delisional opinion competition and my opponent has a marble statue PFP

                                  Alt...when i'm in a delisional opinion competition and my opponent has a marble statue PFP

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                                  [?]pompous fool :rimi_true: »
                                  @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                                  fun head feeling bad

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                                  [?]pompous fool :rimi_true: »
                                  @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                                  id ask to be elected fediverse representative for the united states but im hardly representative of the average american

                                  ...
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                                  [?]pompous fool :rimi_true: »
                                  @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                                  im far more epic than most
                                  no mere mortal could ever compare

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                                    [?]Ako :blobcatcomfjoy: »
                                    @ako@wetdry.world

                                    @gigalomaniac took the words straight out of my mouth

                                    i await your inauguration

                                      [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: »
                                      @eris@p.enes.lv

                                      Sounds like you'd be a great political representative then!

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                                        [?]pompous fool :rimi_true: »
                                        @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                                        my first action as representative for the united states is handing my position over to someone more generally representative of the us
                                        im thinking maybe someone on mastodon.social

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                                          [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: »
                                          @eris@p.enes.lv

                                          what's with this impostomor syndrome. seize the power vested in you and use it to do great things, the greatest things you've ever done, and trust me, i know all about great things

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                                            [?]pompous fool :rimi_true: »
                                            @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                                            ok alternative:
                                            moving into the notch candy wall house
                                            living in the candy wall

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                                            [?]pompous fool :rimi_true: »
                                            @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                                            do you think if kim jumped up in the air hed somehow make a MEGA with his body like elon does with X

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                                            [?]pompous fool :rimi_true: »
                                            @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                                            you have to move into one which do you pick

                                            tommy tallerico house:0
                                            kim dotcom mansion:3

                                            Closed

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                                            [?][GRLC] novenary harissa estragon »
                                            @novenary@akko.wtf

                                            @gigalomaniac honestly not sure but id say kim dotcom had a greater impact so idk

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                                              [?]pompous fool :rimi_true: »
                                              @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                                              but consider: you get to look at tommys duplicate guinness world records AND you get to see the fountain waterfall thing that makes him want to piss at night

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                                                [?]pompous fool :rimi_true: »
                                                @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                                                i like to think of myself as fun evil as opposed to all the boring evil in power in the world

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                                                Ako :blobcatcomfjoy: boosted

                                                [?]pompous fool :rimi_true: »
                                                @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                                                can anyone tell me the best place to get a custom t shirt made i have an idea i need made

                                                a clipart t shirt template with "i got COVID-19 at the Rock & Roll Hall of Fame" written on it, in comic sans (and the rock hall logo)

                                                Alt...a clipart t shirt template with "i got COVID-19 at the Rock & Roll Hall of Fame" written on it, in comic sans (and the rock hall logo)

                                                ...
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                                                [?]pompous fool :rimi_true: »
                                                @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                                                its true thats actually where i got covid the first time
                                                i think easily among the funniest places to get it because like if youve been to the rock hall you know its so nothing like they blast 15 songs over each other at max volume and all there is to do is look at old guitars that i guess some famous musicians played
                                                i went there when they inducted eminem and they didnt even have his monkey nft on display (this was in 2022) what a ripoff

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                                                  [?]pompous fool :rimi_true: »
                                                  @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                                                  its true because its funny

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                                                  [?]pompous fool :rimi_true: »
                                                  @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                                                  good morning everyone
                                                  remember to four unreasonable things today

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                                                  [?]pompous fool :rimi_true: »
                                                  @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                                                  yeah yeah micmic check check one one two two you can do great things with homebrew brew

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                                                  :aquaCry: boosted

                                                  [?]pompous fool :rimi_true: »
                                                  @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                                                  why is homebrew for linux a thing it sucks enough on mac where it basically has a monopoly
                                                  why tf would you choose to use homebrew over literally anything else

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