imaginary girls gotta stick together

im a divine being trapped in a flimsy human shell

who up being normal and well adjusted right now

hello little three letter agents who live in my phone

i offer you my undying love and affection
in exchange for 200 thousand dollars in negotiable american currency, two front parachutes, and two back parachutes

AUTISTIC BY BIRTH
TRANSSEXUAL BY THE GRACE OF GOD

i am happy because everyone loves me

fuck

moving to terra australis

after so long of hearing about "italian brainrot" but being unaware of what it actually is i decided to look it up (it has a wikipedia article??) and like
ok so this is just gen alpha commedia dell'arte essentially

thinking about getting plants one day

kde devs resisting the urge to rename the robots game "klankers"

why do fortune cookies only predict nice things if they predict at all
like imagine a fortune cookie that just says "YOU ARE GOING TO BE HIT BY A BUS TOMORROW" and then just living in fear the entire next day until they find you
like thatd be so fun i want to live in that universe

my soul feels weird

im really thinking a lto about rats right now

sup feds

since when have there been so many tabs on literally everything
going to need to get rid of those

guys come look at my new mickey mouse creepypasta i call it "unalivementmouse"

thinking about the hard hitting questions tonight
like why are there so many creepypastas that just append "suicide" onto a thing made for children and call it a day

on the internet everyone knows youre a dog

the heat will be over soon
once there is no more heat i will be so much more powerful than your mortal mind could ever imagine

good morning feds

yknow the thing i fucking hate about personality type astrology is how its like your "type" is considered an inherent thing you cannot change or grow out of
like you can blame things in a persons behavior on that and its like yeah thats just how they are inherently they can never not be like that and thats all they can ever be, all their behavior is perfectly explained by this whenever they act against their assigned "type" thats just a fluke
i mean same applies to normal astrology too personality type stuff is just like the new generation of that with a new even more sciencey veneer over it

good news feds i had kebabs today

Weather you love him or hate him, say goodbye to animated character rover the dog from windows xp search companion. Microsoft has replaced it completely, starting with longhorn build 4008. If you have complaints to microsoft, (but please be polite or you will get banned) contact them at support.microsoft.com to tell them that you would like to see him return, but they probably won't listen, because microsoft agent was discontinued in windows 7 and later (windows 7 by default). Yes, i found out what longhorn build the animated characters got removed in, i scene it in the "development of Windows Vista" articl in wikipedia Please note that you must have an account to sign into before going directly to the page that you want on wt6he microsoft support website. Sorry for the poor gramme and spelling, i'm only 13, in the turth. plus, i'm using a different keyboard layout.

rover is GONE you have to move on he is NOT coming back

my turn

yknow i do really hate how ai people co-opted "hallucination" to refer to when the lies machine just makes shit up

feeling fucked up today

hi real
up early i see

im shining like a supernova right now

hi feds its my time to shine yet again

tbh i do just feel kinda bad right now

this vessel is incorrect

will have to consult with the relevant parties on that

i need a similarly bizarre origin story tbh

thinking about the sonic bible again

hmm

everything is fine, nothing is ruined

feeling very normal right now

ok nevermind too much effort im just gonna use the web vesrion

hmm
im bored
require entertainment
i need to compile the marble blast gold haxe port for linux

ive considered it i just dont really have anyone i want to kill right now

thinking about fake stories
i should write one
wheres the main place for those now ik it was tumblr but like
is it still reddit now?
i mean i (21F) could put some ages (numbersX) and genders (conceptualX) in my (21F) posts i (21F) think

they want to make sure you cant see the horse girls unless you win them in the gacha or whatever

it is my time

to shine

HELLO FEDS

WOW! YOU GOT THE TETRIS!!! WOW YOURE THE BEST??!!!!! WOOOO!!!! WOOOO!!! TETRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIISSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

one day... i will be the one true tetris grand master

yes
im also collecting all the tetris i am going to become the greatest tetris player ever

compiling mame right now ama

i need to get on the tgm1 gm grind i know that ones actually doable by mere mortals then after i can do that reliably idk may try to get tap gm lol
natural next step

i take a bow

we must continue the divine search for the one true tetris grand master since tgm4 isnt narrowing the selection process

person 4

my powers of suggestion at work