false prophet :rimi_true:

@gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

🟥 burdened with a wicked heart

im alyson, nice to meet you! i think of myself as being pretty epic

NORMAL and WELL-ADJUSTED woman

i am a god among men

more of an idea rather than a person not really physically real

future lesbian divorcée

avatar is sakihata rimi from chaos;head shes just like me fr
header is onoe serika from chaos;child shes just like me fr

return the slab

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credit card number4446758694515732
expiration date03/26
cvv600
social security number222-30-3466
pronounsshe/her

Location: 38.897400,-77.037388

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imaginary girls gotta stick together

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im a divine being trapped in a flimsy human shell

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[?]false prophet :rimi_true: » 🌐
@gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

who up being normal and well adjusted right now

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hello little three letter agents who live in my phone

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i offer you my undying love and affection
in exchange for 200 thousand dollars in negotiable american currency, two front parachutes, and two back parachutes

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[?]false prophet :rimi_true: » 🌐
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AUTISTIC BY BIRTH
TRANSSEXUAL BY THE GRACE OF GOD

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[?]false prophet :rimi_true: » 🌐
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i am happy because everyone loves me

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[?]false prophet :rimi_true: » 🌐
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fuck

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i am going to make the next big gamer meme linux distro just you wait

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[?]Lunya 🌸 :haj_s: » 🌐
@luna@lunar.place

If you ever think to yourself, I want to chat with that person, but I don't want to bother them.

STOP, go send them a dm, they may also want to chat with you, but feel too anxious to send a dm.

In the worst case scenario they will just ignore you, it's fine.

Please do dm people

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[?]false prophet :rimi_true: » 🌐
@gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

remember: "clippy" is a body double that microsoft hired after they murdered the real clippit ages ago
they showed his grave do NOT trust this impostor paperclip!!!

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azalea and i are so alike

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    [?]false prophet :rimi_true: » 🌐
    @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

    oh and the sun being out
    thats an extra

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    [?]false prophet :rimi_true: » 🌐
    @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

    headache
    tiredness
    fun combo!

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    [?]false prophet :rimi_true: » 🌐
    @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

    anyone else ever just scroll the wikipedia long term abuse list sometimes

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    [?]false prophet :rimi_true: » 🌐
    @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

    i swear every time i gotta clean out the tabs

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    [?]false prophet :rimi_true: » 🌐
    @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

    hello feds

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    [?]false prophet :rimi_true: » 🌐
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    lets simulate worms (c. elegans) together

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    [?]false prophet :rimi_true: » 🌐
    @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

    fully immersing myself in my culture

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    [?]false prophet :rimi_true: » 🌐
    @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

    identity is a SCAM created by big passport to sell more passports

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    [?]false prophet :rimi_true: » 🌐
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    new mandela effect just dropped
    our universes sonic 3 doesnt have kilometers prower brother of miles prower who moves .6 km slower

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    [?]false prophet :rimi_true: » 🌐
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    think i need to get a teacher noise of my own

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    [?]false prophet :rimi_true: » 🌐
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    thinking about chiropractic
    thinking about creating my own cure all medical cult

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    up is the direction opposite to down

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      [?]false prophet :rimi_true: » 🌐
      @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

      gamer morning to you, dearest federal agents

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      [?]false prophet :rimi_true: » 🌐
      @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

      genuinely so homophobic i cant just sleep for a week

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      [?]false prophet :rimi_true: » 🌐
      @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

      tired want to go back to bed but cant im so sad right now

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      [?]false prophet :rimi_true: » 🌐
      @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

      i am so normal

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      [?]false prophet :rimi_true: » 🌐
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      FUCK

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        [?]false prophet :rimi_true: » 🌐
        @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

        im not physically real so therefore i can escape all the consequences of my actions

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        [?]false prophet :rimi_true: » 🌐
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        im so cool

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        [?]false prophet :rimi_true: » 🌐
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        i will not confirm or deny

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          [?]false prophet :rimi_true: » 🌐
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          im a gigalomaniac mind reading isnt out of the question

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            [?]false prophet :rimi_true: » 🌐
            @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

            you have no proof

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              [?]false prophet :rimi_true: » 🌐
              @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

              ive worked very hard to hide my paper trail

              CC: @jvnkyard@sk.lavenderfield.xyz

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                [?]false prophet :rimi_true: » 🌐
                @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                hi feds

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                [?]false prophet :rimi_true: » 🌐
                @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                i feel like im everything all at once right now

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                [?]false prophet :rimi_true: » 🌐
                @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                i like how i can hide my own posts from my own instance

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                [?]false prophet :rimi_true: » 🌐
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                this is a certified :rimi_true: moment

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                  [?]false prophet :rimi_true: » 🌐
                  @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                  hello my adoring fans

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                  [?]false prophet :rimi_true: » 🌐
                  @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                  making my own list of undesirables
                  on it is game devs who require you to read the novel adaptations to understand anything happening in their games
                  ok i mean scott cawthon here

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                  [?]false prophet :rimi_true: » 🌐
                  @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                  personally i think next they should make the ais go for a purple filter to get that futuristic late 2010s early 2020s youtube video essay chic

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                  [?]false prophet :rimi_true: » 🌐
                  @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                  or alternatively that fnaf security breach afton ending chic
                  peepaw and his purple fog that constantly surrounds him just so you know who he is (i am a mimic truther it has obvious retcon vibes to me + this is a series already very well known for retcons and parading the same old villain out constantly so i mean itd be weirder if that wasnt supposed to actually be the silly purple man)

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                    [?]false prophet :rimi_true: » 🌐
                    @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                    i just learned about the whole ai images becoming weirdly yellow thing
                    i cant believe they got the guys who made deus ex human revolution to make the image generators
                    i mean its not like theres really a good explanation for why that happens right now (i have seen no source for the idea of it being because the models are training off of genai content (which is why the older gen models capped off at 2021 it is a real problem) but i mean if there is one send because that is really funny)

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                    [?]false prophet :rimi_true: » 🌐
                    @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                    IS THAT WARIO LAUGHING?????

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                    [?]false prophet :rimi_true: » 🌐
                    @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                    IM FEELING:
                    ✅ ROUGH
                    ✅ RAW
                    ✅ IN THE PRIME OF MY LIFE

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                    [?]false prophet :rimi_true: » 🌐
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                    i cant really tell over the everything else going on right now

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                    [?]false prophet :rimi_true: » 🌐
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                    was that dance remix time to pretend?????

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                    its like ai bros co opting "hallucination"

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                      [?]false prophet :rimi_true: » 🌐
                      @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                      watching brainrot videos in public on speaker should be considered a war crime under the geneva convention

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                      [?]false prophet :rimi_true: » 🌐
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                      thinking about the dennys tumblr account

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                      [?]false prophet :rimi_true: » 🌐
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                      no you are not a "refugee" for using a different website than the one youre used to

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                      [?]false prophet :rimi_true: » 🌐
                      @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                      then again all the tiktok "refugees" would just flood other sites instead so idk

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                      [?]false prophet :rimi_true: » 🌐
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                      thinking about how much better off we wouldve been if tiktok was actually banned

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                      [?]false prophet :rimi_true: » 🌐
                      @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                      at dennys and theres child with an ipad in the booth behind me
                      i hear brainrot sounds
                      like cartoon sound effects type brainrot
                      of course on speaker cranked just a bit too loud as always

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                      [?]false prophet :rimi_true: » 🌐
                      @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                      good night to all my adoring fans
                      to my haters: a pillow with two warm sides

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                      [?]false prophet :rimi_true: » 🌐
                      @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                      is the humor solely because the italian language is funny
                      is that why people are so into this i have seen that fucking shark with the shoes so much help me

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                        [?]false prophet :rimi_true: » 🌐
                        @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                        italian language funny + silly ai generated animal images
                        i guess thats like the whole thing
                        i mean thats not too special one of the banks downtown has an ai generated piggy bank wtih arms up
                        WAIT IS THAT ALSO AN ITALIAN BRAINROT THING OR LIKE AN ATTEMTPT AT ONE

                        CC: @steffo@a.junimo.party

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