false prophet :rimi_true:

@gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

🟥 burdened with a wicked heart

im alyson, nice to meet you! i think of myself as being pretty epic

NORMAL and WELL-ADJUSTED woman

i am a god among men

more of an idea rather than a person not really physically real

future lesbian divorcée

avatar is sakihata rimi from chaos;head shes just like me fr
header is onoe serika from chaos;child shes just like me fr

return the slab

🟦🟥
credit card number: 4446758694515732
expiration date: 03/26
cvv: 600
social security number: 222-30-3466
pronouns: she/her

Location: 38.897400,-77.037388

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[?]false prophet :rimi_true: » 🌐
@gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

imaginary girls gotta stick together

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[?]false prophet :rimi_true: » 🌐
@gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

im a divine being trapped in a flimsy human shell

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[?]azalea 🌸 » 🌐
@azalea@woem.space

@gigalomaniac also real and true

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    [?]azalea 🌸 » 🌐
    @azalea@woem.space

    @gigalomaniac same awawawa

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      [?]false prophet :rimi_true: » 🌐
      @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

      truly, is it not difficult to be a god among men?

      CC: @azalea@woem.space

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        [?]false prophet :rimi_true: » 🌐
        @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

        who up being normal and well adjusted right now

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        [?]false prophet :rimi_true: » 🌐
        @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

        hello little three letter agents who live in my phone

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        [?]false prophet :rimi_true: » 🌐
        @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

        i offer you my undying love and affection
        in exchange for 200 thousand dollars in negotiable american currency, two front parachutes, and two back parachutes

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        [?]false prophet :rimi_true: » 🌐
        @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

        AUTISTIC BY BIRTH
        TRANSSEXUAL BY THE GRACE OF GOD

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        [?]false prophet :rimi_true: » 🌐
        @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

        i am happy because everyone loves me

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        [?]false prophet :rimi_true: » 🌐
        @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

        fuck

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        [?]false prophet :rimi_true: » 🌐
        @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

        i am going to make the next big gamer meme linux distro just you wait

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        [?]german ohio nationalist/separatist » 🌐
        @coolbean@linfan.moe

        @gigalomaniac i wanna make a meme distro but im too lazy to set up the vm

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          [?]german ohio nationalist/separatist » 🌐
          @coolbean@linfan.moe

          @gigalomaniac itd just be an exherbo fork anyway

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            [?]german ohio nationalist/separatist » 🌐
            @coolbean@linfan.moe

            @gigalomaniac busybox instead of coreutils, musl libc instead of glibc, maybe some freaky weird init like s6 but probably openrc. basically just the alpine stack but for a from-source distro with a good package manager

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              [?]german ohio nationalist/separatist » 🌐
              @coolbean@linfan.moe

              @gigalomaniac need a third laptop to experiment with this on

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                [?]false prophet :rimi_true: » 🌐
                @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                intriguing

                CC: @coolbean@linfan.moe

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                  [?]false prophet :rimi_true: » 🌐
                  @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                  but what features will this provide for gamers like myself

                  CC: @coolbean@linfan.moe

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                    [?]german ohio nationalist/separatist » 🌐
                    @coolbean@linfan.moe

                    @gigalomaniac lower resource usage and faster compile time. being able to apply PERFORMANCE ENHANCING kernel patches at will

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                      [?]false prophet :rimi_true: » 🌐
                      @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                      gamers love compiling their entire operating system so i think that will be perfect

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                        [?]false prophet :rimi_true: » 🌐
                        @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                        does bean os have minecraft hypixel or marble blast gold

                        CC: @coolbean@linfan.moe

                          [?]moved, again » 💔 🌐
                          @nyanide@lab.nyanide.com

                          @coolbean @gigalomaniac i considered just writing all of the tooling (except for the libc) myself for a meme distro of my own. sounds like a fun side thing to do instead of slapping already known working tools together

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                            [?]german ohio nationalist/separatist » 🌐
                            @coolbean@linfan.moe

                            @nyanide @gigalomaniac thats called "making an operating system" and its generally quite a large endeavour

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                              [?]german ohio nationalist/separatist » 🌐
                              @coolbean@linfan.moe

                              @nyanide @gigalomaniac like i respect it but at least in the realm of linux, busybox and musl solve 99% of my problems (the gnuisms)

                                [?]moved, again » 💔 🌐
                                @nyanide@lab.nyanide.com

                                @coolbean @gigalomaniac that's kind of been a dream of mine for the past.. 8 years or so, which is partially why i want to start working on such a thing. i figure having the userspace code would be helpful anyway if i want to write a custom kernel in the very distant future.

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                                  [?]german ohio nationalist/separatist » 🌐
                                  @coolbean@linfan.moe

                                  @nyanide @gigalomaniac would be cool but whats the vision then, presumably not posix i take it?

                                  maybe a lisp os like on the synaptics machines of yore?

                                  or another more functional view of unix like plan9, maybe something more inspired by the es shell

                                  for me i do sporadically think about making a little embeddable forth os (inspired by reforth on the language front), mostly for powering robotics projects but i could (perhaps as an optional module) try to do more retrocomputing-inspired desktop functionality as well

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                                    [?]moved, again » 💔 🌐
                                    @nyanide@lab.nyanide.com

                                    @coolbean @gigalomaniac Nah it would just be an attempt at recreating a vanilla posix environment with a loosey goosey package manager on top, I think plain Unix as it exists as a standard is fine. It would probably end up just being a dollar store clone of Slackware/CRUX.

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                                      [?]german ohio nationalist/separatist » 🌐
                                      @coolbean@linfan.moe

                                      @nyanide @gigalomaniac interesting. yet another unix (yau, pronounced like yaw)

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                                        [?]moved, again » 💔 🌐
                                        @nyanide@lab.nyanide.com

                                        @coolbean @gigalomaniac Because I'd be making it [and I probably wouldn't end up releasing an ISO out to the public anyway] I would make the name call back to a poop joke because I have the sense of humor of an 8 year old.

                                          [?]german ohio nationalist/separatist » 🌐
                                          @coolbean@linfan.moe

                                          @nyanide @gigalomaniac but yea. i really want to deviate from unix and do my own thing. i dont want to implement something thats already been done a dozen times because thats boring and my brain would scream "just use an existing implementation"

                                          like if i were implementing a posix libc id want nothing more than to just use musl or another known good implementation. its the definition of reinventing the wheel when theres netbsd and musl already out there

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                                            [?]iwr » 🌐
                                            @iwr@freerobuxextremist.com

                                            @coolbean @gigalomaniac @nyanide im making an operating system that makes big use of powershell :clueless: never been done before

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                                              [?]german ohio nationalist/separatist » 🌐
                                              @coolbean@linfan.moe

                                              @iwr @gigalomaniac @nyanide indeed it hasnt, windows is based on dos after all

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                                                [?]iwr » 🌐
                                                @iwr@freerobuxextremist.com

                                                @coolbean @gigalomaniac @nyanide it will take even longer than windows 11 to boot

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                                                  [?]Lunya 🌸 :floof_t: :haj_s: » 🌐
                                                  @luna@lunar.place

                                                  If you ever think to yourself, I want to chat with that person, but I don't want to bother them.

                                                  STOP, go send them a dm, they may also want to chat with you, but feel too anxious to send a dm.

                                                  In the worst case scenario they will just ignore you, it's fine.

                                                  Please do dm people

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                                                  [?]false prophet :rimi_true: » 🌐
                                                  @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                                                  remember: "clippy" is a body double that microsoft hired after they murdered the real clippit ages ago
                                                  they showed his grave do NOT trust this impostor paperclip!!!

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                                                  [?]false prophet :rimi_true: » 🌐
                                                  @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                                                  azalea and i are so alike

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                                                    [?]false prophet :rimi_true: » 🌐
                                                    @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                                                    oh and the sun being out
                                                    thats an extra

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                                                    [?]false prophet :rimi_true: » 🌐
                                                    @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                                                    headache
                                                    tiredness
                                                    fun combo!

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                                                    [?]false prophet :rimi_true: » 🌐
                                                    @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                                                    anyone else ever just scroll the wikipedia long term abuse list sometimes

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                                                    [?]false prophet :rimi_true: » 🌐
                                                    @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                                                    i swear every time i gotta clean out the tabs

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                                                    [?]false prophet :rimi_true: » 🌐
                                                    @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                                                    hello feds

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                                                    [?]false prophet :rimi_true: » 🌐
                                                    @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                                                    lets simulate worms (c. elegans) together

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                                                    [?]false prophet :rimi_true: » 🌐
                                                    @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                                                    fully immersing myself in my culture

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                                                    [?]false prophet :rimi_true: » 🌐
                                                    @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                                                    identity is a SCAM created by big passport to sell more passports

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                                                    [?]false prophet :rimi_true: » 🌐
                                                    @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                                                    new mandela effect just dropped
                                                    our universes sonic 3 doesnt have kilometers prower brother of miles prower who moves .6 km slower

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                                                    [?]false prophet :rimi_true: » 🌐
                                                    @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                                                    think i need to get a teacher noise of my own

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                                                    [?]false prophet :rimi_true: » 🌐
                                                    @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                                                    thinking about chiropractic
                                                    thinking about creating my own cure all medical cult

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                                                    [?]false prophet :rimi_true: » 🌐
                                                    @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                                                    up is the direction opposite to down

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                                                      [?]false prophet :rimi_true: » 🌐
                                                      @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                                                      gamer morning to you, dearest federal agents

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                                                      [?]false prophet :rimi_true: » 🌐
                                                      @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                                                      genuinely so homophobic i cant just sleep for a week

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                                                      [?]false prophet :rimi_true: » 🌐
                                                      @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                                                      tired want to go back to bed but cant im so sad right now

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                                                      [?]false prophet :rimi_true: » 🌐
                                                      @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                                                      i am so normal

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                                                      [?]false prophet :rimi_true: » 🌐
                                                      @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                                                      FUCK

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                                                        [?]false prophet :rimi_true: » 🌐
                                                        @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                                                        im not physically real so therefore i can escape all the consequences of my actions

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                                                        [?]false prophet :rimi_true: » 🌐
                                                        @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                                                        im so cool

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                                                        [?]false prophet :rimi_true: » 🌐
                                                        @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                                                        i will not confirm or deny

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                                                          [?]false prophet :rimi_true: » 🌐
                                                          @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                                                          im a gigalomaniac mind reading isnt out of the question

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                                                            [?]false prophet :rimi_true: » 🌐
                                                            @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                                                            you have no proof

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                                                              [?]false prophet :rimi_true: » 🌐
                                                              @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                                                              ive worked very hard to hide my paper trail

                                                              CC: @jvnkyard@sk.lavenderfield.xyz

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                                                                [?]false prophet :rimi_true: » 🌐
                                                                @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                                                                hi feds

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                                                                [?]false prophet :rimi_true: » 🌐
                                                                @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                                                                i feel like im everything all at once right now

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                                                                [?]false prophet :rimi_true: » 🌐
                                                                @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                                                                i like how i can hide my own posts from my own instance

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                                                                [?]false prophet :rimi_true: » 🌐
                                                                @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                                                                this is a certified :rimi_true: moment

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                                                                  [?]false prophet :rimi_true: » 🌐
                                                                  @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                                                                  hello my adoring fans

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                                                                  [?]false prophet :rimi_true: » 🌐
                                                                  @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                                                                  making my own list of undesirables
                                                                  on it is game devs who require you to read the novel adaptations to understand anything happening in their games
                                                                  ok i mean scott cawthon here

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                                                                  [?]false prophet :rimi_true: » 🌐
                                                                  @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                                                                  personally i think next they should make the ais go for a purple filter to get that futuristic late 2010s early 2020s youtube video essay chic

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                                                                  [?]false prophet :rimi_true: » 🌐
                                                                  @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                                                                  or alternatively that fnaf security breach afton ending chic
                                                                  peepaw and his purple fog that constantly surrounds him just so you know who he is (i am a mimic truther it has obvious retcon vibes to me + this is a series already very well known for retcons and parading the same old villain out constantly so i mean itd be weirder if that wasnt supposed to actually be the silly purple man)

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                                                                    [?]false prophet :rimi_true: » 🌐
                                                                    @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                                                                    i just learned about the whole ai images becoming weirdly yellow thing
                                                                    i cant believe they got the guys who made deus ex human revolution to make the image generators
                                                                    i mean its not like theres really a good explanation for why that happens right now (i have seen no source for the idea of it being because the models are training off of genai content (which is why the older gen models capped off at 2021 it is a real problem) but i mean if there is one send because that is really funny)

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                                                                    [?]false prophet :rimi_true: » 🌐
                                                                    @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                                                                    IS THAT WARIO LAUGHING?????

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                                                                    [?]false prophet :rimi_true: » 🌐
                                                                    @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                                                                    IM FEELING:
                                                                    ✅ ROUGH
                                                                    ✅ RAW
                                                                    ✅ IN THE PRIME OF MY LIFE

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                                                                    [?]false prophet :rimi_true: » 🌐
                                                                    @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                                                                    i cant really tell over the everything else going on right now

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                                                                    [?]false prophet :rimi_true: » 🌐
                                                                    @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                                                                    was that dance remix time to pretend?????

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                                                                    [?]false prophet :rimi_true: » 🌐
                                                                    @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                                                                    its like ai bros co opting "hallucination"

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                                                                      [?]false prophet :rimi_true: » 🌐
                                                                      @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                                                                      watching brainrot videos in public on speaker should be considered a war crime under the geneva convention

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                                                                      [?]false prophet :rimi_true: » 🌐
                                                                      @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                                                                      thinking about the dennys tumblr account

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                                                                      [?]false prophet :rimi_true: » 🌐
                                                                      @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                                                                      no you are not a "refugee" for using a different website than the one youre used to

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                                                                      [?]false prophet :rimi_true: » 🌐
                                                                      @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                                                                      then again all the tiktok "refugees" would just flood other sites instead so idk

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                                                                      [?]false prophet :rimi_true: » 🌐
                                                                      @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                                                                      thinking about how much better off we wouldve been if tiktok was actually banned

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                                                                      [?]false prophet :rimi_true: » 🌐
                                                                      @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                                                                      at dennys and theres child with an ipad in the booth behind me
                                                                      i hear brainrot sounds
                                                                      like cartoon sound effects type brainrot
                                                                      of course on speaker cranked just a bit too loud as always

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                                                                      [?]false prophet :rimi_true: » 🌐
                                                                      @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                                                                      good night to all my adoring fans
                                                                      to my haters: a pillow with two warm sides

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                                                                      [?]false prophet :rimi_true: » 🌐
                                                                      @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                                                                      is the humor solely because the italian language is funny
                                                                      is that why people are so into this i have seen that fucking shark with the shoes so much help me

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                                                                        [?]false prophet :rimi_true: » 🌐
                                                                        @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                                                                        italian language funny + silly ai generated animal images
                                                                        i guess thats like the whole thing
                                                                        i mean thats not too special one of the banks downtown has an ai generated piggy bank wtih arms up
                                                                        WAIT IS THAT ALSO AN ITALIAN BRAINROT THING OR LIKE AN ATTEMTPT AT ONE

                                                                        CC: @steffo@a.junimo.party

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