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@gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

🟥 burdened with a wicked heart

im alyson, nice to meet you! i think of myself as being pretty epic

NORMAL and WELL-ADJUSTED woman

i am a god among men

more of an idea rather than a person not really physically real

future lesbian divorcée

avatar is sakihata rimi from chaos;head shes just like me fr
header is onoe serika from chaos;child shes just like me fr

return the slab

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credit card number: 4446758694515732
expiration date: 03/26
cvv: 600
social security number: 222-30-3466
pronouns: she/her

Location: 38.897400,-77.037388

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imaginary girls gotta stick together

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im a divine being trapped in a flimsy human shell

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who up being normal and well adjusted right now

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hello little three letter agents who live in my phone

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i offer you my undying love and affection
in exchange for 200 thousand dollars in negotiable american currency, two front parachutes, and two back parachutes

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AUTISTIC BY BIRTH
TRANSSEXUAL BY THE GRACE OF GOD

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i am happy because everyone loves me

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fuck

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XYsJA-slV24

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    steve said that they needed to line them with lead to make them feel more premium/substantial
    or alternatively: so they dont blow away in the wind
    take your pick idk

    CC: @lily@duke.social

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      yeah think its about time to go to scenic not in front of my computer
      did get it nice and setup how i like though
      first chance ive had to really do that stuff

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      [?]cyber whore » 🌐
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      if you ever need a netboot image for mac os 9 apple has one for download here

      https://download.info.apple.com/Mac_OS_X/693-4445.20030912.gnr39/NetBoot9.dmg

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      [?]false prophet :rimi_true: » 🌐
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      is this the rare leaked x86 build if so i am going to go to my local library and force this onto all the computers

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        thinking about taking a nice long walk to be honest
        might be nice

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        [?]false prophet :rimi_true: » 🌐
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        gamers
        its my turn on the xbox yet again

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        yes i know this however i think its more fun to think of it like that

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          i really could tbh i think im perfectly qualified in all ways except being trans and gay

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            really when you think about it arent prayer beads basically like
            friendship braclets with a god

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            seriously why arent they called maize mazes im stuck thinking about that

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            im really fond of eggs its just i think nobody in western food traditions really knows how to actually use them
            like you pretty much only see them as a barely noticeable ingredient or in the context of breakfast and like i just do not like the traditional western breakfast flavor palette im sorry

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            [?]false prophet :rimi_true: » 🌐
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            does the opinion of someone who consistently refuses to see you as who you are really matter? i say no, fuck what they say
            who cares? they dont matter! if they refuse to see you then simply refuse to see them in turn
            thats a protip

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            [?]false prophet :rimi_true: » 🌐
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            this seems very trustworthy and like real windows
            but wait it says theres a windows 11 mode so clearly that must be what get windows 11 was referring to

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              idk im not good with that kinda stuff i just know thats a quirk of snac that i find really funny

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                [?]false prophet :rimi_true: » 🌐
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                linux is so user unfriendly i go to "linux.com" and i cant find the download link! outrageous! i go to windows.com and first thing i see is get windows 11 so i think its clear and obvious who is winning here

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                its apparently able to be turned off now but i think its funny so i had my admin keep it on
                wait need to check with my admin that its still on

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                  anyways seems the hit note is still spreading
                  this is epic because snac forces my posts into the federsted timelines of every instance it knows about regardless of anyone following me there so that means i can impose my will further

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                  im mostly talking about the first line saying its a "2022 first person shooter" lol
                  which like no it fucking isnt

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                    [?]false prophet :rimi_true: » 🌐
                    @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                    ok but consider who tf played quake champions in 2022 its not the product of 2022 its very much the product of the 2017 post doom 2016 era
                    saying it's a 2022 game makes it sound like it was made alongside doom eternal lol

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                      [?]false prophet :rimi_true: » 🌐
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                      hate how wikipedia treats games 1.0 release date as the year theyre from like no quake champions is not a 2022 game its from 2017 it was in early access for years i think that release date counts more

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                      actually i lied in that post im not plural my headmate is

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                      thank you tube shaped creature

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                        thinking about spontaneous human combustion

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                        ✋ step aside autism researcher 👨‍⚕️, the mentally ill 🧠 autistic plural trans 🏳️‍⚧️ woman 🧍‍♀️ who believes herself to be an actual demon 😈 is speaking 🗣️

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                        omg a hit note

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                          @mer@yourwalls.today this is so true now that there's less lead in the air thats why more normal (autistic) people are around

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                            [?]false prophet :rimi_true: » 🌐
                            @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                            the inherently lackinf empathy/theory of mind stuff is clearly bs anyways like buddy i got more theory of mind than you could ever dream of stand aside

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                            ok i feel icky after that how do people do this but for autism like unironically

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                            what if the allistics are actually just inherently lacking in being able to communicate literally what if thats an inherent deficiency and thats why we need to research why more children arent autistic

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                            good morning federal agents

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                            three self constructs are better than one

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                            wtf woketips wgatever happened to BASED AMERICAN TIPS hey liberaltips try on some dark humor like

                            JOE BRANDON TIP NUMBER 1:

                            he fall down the stair 😂😂🤣🤣🤣😁😆
                            👴 ⬅️ (mr brandon)


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                              i will be embarking on a grand quest with the nations top researchers to discover the cause of autism so that it can be forced upon all of the worlds population
                              autism will be mandatory

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                              @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                              The SATISFYING Downfall of some guy you have never heard of before this video
                              and then the thumbnail is like a really edited unflattering photo of him with that dramatuber gross out filter and maybe some text in there idk

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                              [?]false prophet :rimi_true: » 🌐
                              @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                              my demonic intuition backed up by my devil's eyes

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                              im.so cool ive even got plant fans

                              CC: @azalea@woem.space

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                                truly, is it not difficult to be a god among men?

                                CC: @azalea@woem.space

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                                  azalea fact check

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                                    [?]false prophet :rimi_true: » 🌐
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                                    im a divine being trapped in a flimsy human shell

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                                    [?]false prophet :rimi_true: » 🌐
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                                    maintaining opsec solely because i know that if people did know where i live theyd be swarming my house to come meet me because im just that cool

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                                    should run my own computer festival but cooler because i will be at it
                                    my presence accounts for at least 50-60% cool rating alone!

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                                    gamers love compiling their entire operating system so i think that will be perfect

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                                      does bean os have minecraft hypixel or marble blast gold

                                      CC: @coolbean@linfan.moe

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                                        intriguing

                                        CC: @coolbean@linfan.moe

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                                          [?]false prophet :rimi_true: » 🌐
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                                          but what features will this provide for gamers like myself

                                          CC: @coolbean@linfan.moe

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                                            [?]false prophet :rimi_true: » 🌐
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                                            imagine if python was self hosting
                                            a python interpreter written in python
                                            would be pretty funny i think

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                                            the world is NOT ready for my vision

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