shining finger

@gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

🟥 burdened with a wicked heart

NORMAL and WELL-ADJUSTED woman

professional gambler

more of an idea rather than a person not really physically real

future lesbian divorcée

avatar and header are onoe serika from chaos;child shes just like me fr

return the slab

🟦🟥
credit card number: 4446758694515732
expiration date: 03/26
cvv: 600
social security number: 222-30-3466
pronouns: she/her

Location: 38.897400,-77.037388

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[?]shining finger »
@gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

i offer you my undying love and affection
in exchange for 200 thousand dollars in negotiable american currency, two front parachutes, and two back parachutes

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[?]milas »
@milas@social.notaphish.fyi

@gigalomaniac "negotiable American currency" so like Visa? and you'll code it as vaguely travel-related merchant code?? 🧐

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[?]shining finger »
@gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

im the one with the bomb im gonna blow this plane sky high if you dont get me that negotiable american currency

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    [?]shining finger »
    @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

    AUTISTIC BY BIRTH
    TRANSSEXUAL BY THE GRACE OF GOD

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    [?]shining finger »
    @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

    i am happy because everyone loves me

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    [?]shining finger »
    @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

    remember gamers: two toasters cancel each other out

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    [?]shining finger »
    @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

    fuck

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    [?]shining finger »
    @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

    ive been so much lately

      [?]Sabrina :v_trans: :v_bi: »
      @sabrina@eepy.moe

      Sup fuckers

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      [?]shining finger »
      @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

      im up
      on my high horse

        shining finger boosted

        [?]Clover »
        @Clover@akko.wtf

        request fulfilled :3

        hello hello, Clover again

        I have been talking to a girl that would like a vial of estrogen, however, she's broke and looking for a job right now

        I have some spare Monero but need around 40~ more euros to get the vial, so if you could help out, I'd appreciate it, other crypto also acceptable, ask me on a DM and I'll give you an address

        Monero address:
        86LhNfTuZJkPtoFF38Hk4vhaJ2jG1JbBTcFLU5w6tsxcL5SG6uyChWsa8iHyn6hsU4Ysj9zKwR5LaKAwQdoqd2xpCJAMF39

        40/40€

        :boost_appreciated:

          shining finger boosted

          [?]link (t)wink :neocat_floof_kisser: »
          @link@twink.men

          when i'm in a delisional opinion competition and my opponent has a marble statue PFP

          Alt...when i'm in a delisional opinion competition and my opponent has a marble statue PFP

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          [?]shining finger »
          @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

          fun head feeling bad

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          [?]shining finger »
          @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

          id ask to be elected fediverse representative for the united states but im hardly representative of the average american

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          [?]shining finger »
          @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

          im far more epic than most
          no mere mortal could ever compare

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            [?]Ako :blobcatcomfjoy: »
            @ako@wetdry.world

            @gigalomaniac took the words straight out of my mouth

            i await your inauguration

              [?]GNÚorenard Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: »
              @eris@p.enes.lv

              Sounds like you'd be a great political representative then!

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                [?]shining finger »
                @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                my first action as representative for the united states is handing my position over to someone more generally representative of the us
                im thinking maybe someone on mastodon.social

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                  [?]GNÚorenard Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: »
                  @eris@p.enes.lv

                  what's with this impostomor syndrome. seize the power vested in you and use it to do great things, the greatest things you've ever done, and trust me, i know all about great things

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                    [?]shining finger »
                    @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                    ok alternative:
                    moving into the notch candy wall house
                    living in the candy wall

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                    [?]shining finger »
                    @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                    do you think if kim jumped up in the air hed somehow make a MEGA with his body like elon does with X

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                    [?]shining finger »
                    @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                    you have to move into one which do you pick

                    tommy tallerico house:0
                    kim dotcom mansion:3

                    Closed

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                    [?][GRLC] cordless drill teto i will be so normal about this »
                    @novenary@akko.wtf

                    @gigalomaniac honestly not sure but id say kim dotcom had a greater impact so idk

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                      [?]shining finger »
                      @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                      but consider: you get to look at tommys duplicate guinness world records AND you get to see the fountain waterfall thing that makes him want to piss at night

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                        [?]shining finger »
                        @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                        i like to think of myself as fun evil as opposed to all the boring evil in power in the world

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                        [?]shining finger »
                        @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                        can anyone tell me the best place to get a custom t shirt made i have an idea i need made

                        a clipart t shirt template with "i got COVID-19 at the Rock & Roll Hall of Fame" written on it, in comic sans (and the rock hall logo)

                        Alt...a clipart t shirt template with "i got COVID-19 at the Rock & Roll Hall of Fame" written on it, in comic sans (and the rock hall logo)

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                        [?]shining finger »
                        @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                        its true thats actually where i got covid the first time
                        i think easily among the funniest places to get it because like if youve been to the rock hall you know its so nothing like they blast 15 songs over each other at max volume and all there is to do is look at old guitars that i guess some famous musicians played
                        i went there when they inducted eminem and they didnt even have his monkey nft on display (this was in 2022) what a ripoff

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                          [?]shining finger »
                          @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                          its true because its funny

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                          [?]shining finger »
                          @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                          good morning everyone
                          remember to four unreasonable things today

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                          [?]shining finger »
                          @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                          yeah yeah micmic check check one one two two you can do great things with homebrew brew

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                          [?]shining finger »
                          @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                          why is homebrew for linux a thing it sucks enough on mac where it basically has a monopoly
                          why tf would you choose to use homebrew over literally anything else

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                          [?]shining finger »
                          @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                          hi federal agents youre on tv right now what do you have to say on the tv

                          ia from doskel networks boosted

                          [?]ia from doskel networks »
                          @ia@sk.doskel.net

                          anyone remember 7

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                          [?]shining finger »
                          @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                          he was never the same after the allegations of murdering and cannibalizing 9

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                            [?]shining finger »
                            @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                            horrible news everyone: mac os touhou refuses to install on my very real macbookpro16,3 im so sad it just goes like 🚫

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                            [?]affine »
                            @mold@yourwalls.today

                            @gigalomaniac maybe it’s a bad apple

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                              [?]shining finger »
                              @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                              the only apple approved game is chess.app

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                              [?]sophia »
                              @sophia@oomfie.city

                              @gigalomaniac used to have chess and boinkout and now only chess. terrible

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                                [?]shining finger »
                                @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                                mac gamers are easily among the most persecuted of gamers
                                in similar boat as the other bsd gamers (remember: mac is a bsd, kinda) except at least their oses arent actively trying to stop them from playing games lol

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                                [?]collappsar »
                                @collappsar@fediverse-lite.com

                                @gigalomaniac Definitely true. It really doesn't make sense in the modern day that video games are made primarily for Windows. Windows is shit.

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                                  [?]shining finger »
                                  @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                                  you know i probably shouldnt be playing these games i could be playing on literally anything else on the mac install but counterpoint its more fun this way
                                  plus spiting steve jobs from beyond the grave and probably tim apple right now
                                  being a gamer on mac os x

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                                  [?]shining finger »
                                  @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                                  yep my intuition was correct im so epic

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                                  [?]shining finger »
                                  @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                                  good news pretty sure i aced it im gonna be on the road by next week

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                                  [?]shining finger »
                                  @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                                  good news everyone its time for the final exam for the classroom drivers ed stuff
                                  my demonic intuition will ensure i pass this its all questions ive seen before plus if all else fails im sure i can just manipulate the instructor into reading an answer wrong again and passing me anyways

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                                  [?]shining finger »
                                  @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                                  final day of drivers ed (in class)
                                  if i pass this test then i think im good to go get my permit
                                  theyll let me behind the wheel its so epic im gonna be the best driver ever

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                                  [?]GNÚorenard Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: »
                                  @eris@p.enes.lv

                                  the day of me being run over is getting nearer

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                                    [?]decay unit aac5b1bc-bb9a-4de6-bcf0-a3962faeecde »
                                    @bl00d@yourwalls.today

                                    @eris @gigalomaniac Hey girl where are you walking today

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                                      [?]GNÚorenard Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: »
                                      @eris@p.enes.lv

                                      to the bank to cancel my accounts so tomo has to keep me alive to get the money out of me

                                      CC: @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

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                                        [?]decay unit aac5b1bc-bb9a-4de6-bcf0-a3962faeecde »
                                        @bl00d@yourwalls.today

                                        @eris @gigalomaniac you won't drop it like in gta?

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                                          [?]GNÚorenard Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: »
                                          @eris@p.enes.lv

                                          read up on the lore, I've went through this already

                                          CC: @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

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                                            [?]GNÚorenard Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: »
                                            @eris@p.enes.lv

                                            I will hide the money and tomo will be forced to keep me alive so I give them the money location

                                            CC: @bl00d@yourwalls.today @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                                              [?]Eva Mikkonen »
                                              @evamik@uwu.mikkonen.com

                                              @bl00d @gigalomaniac @eris Walking into pile of cash and it doesn't go to my bank account waddaaaheeeelll

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                                                [?]shining finger »
                                                @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                                                remember: all parades in the month of june are automatically pride parades
                                                just like all events are pride events

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                                                [?]the coolest of beans »
                                                @coolbean@linfan.moe

                                                @gigalomaniac my chemical romance agrees

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                                                  [?]shining finger »
                                                  @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                                                  i think we make a great team

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                                                  [?]shining finger »
                                                  @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                                                  NO big sur is NOT Mac OS XI its macOS 11 theres a difference
                                                  macOS 11 is a version of Mac OS X

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                                                  [?]pesekcuy »
                                                  @pesekcuy@stereophonic.space

                                                  @gigalomaniac was iphone 11 a variant of iphone x too? 🤔

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                                                    [?]shining finger »
                                                    @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                                                    afraid so
                                                    i await the true successor with the iphone xi

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                                                      [?]shining finger »
                                                      @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                                                      something something linux

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                                                      [?]shining finger »
                                                      @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                                                      mac os x when mac os xi enters the room

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                                                      [?]:baba_yaseen: :agenderFlag: :transgenderFlag: »
                                                      @yassie_j@labyrinth.zone

                                                      @gigalomaniac made for the leader of China

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                                                        [?]shining finger »
                                                        @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                                                        nvm now im feeling a vague sense of dread and im unsure of why

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                                                        [?]shining finger »
                                                        @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                                                        final day of it tomorrow i simply cannot wait

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                                                        [?]shining finger »
                                                        @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                                                        escaped drivers ed again lol

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                                                        [?]x Poop Fart x »
                                                        @nyanide@lab.nyanide.com

                                                        @gigalomaniac youre not obliged to be there forever how did you escape

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                                                          [?]Wiz »
                                                          @Wiz@loli.church

                                                          @nyanide@lab.nyanide.com @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link As someone who does a bit of driving teaching of my own, please don't skip driver's ed. For your sake, for our sakes.

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                                                            [?]shining finger »
                                                            @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                                                            honestly im just happy to be here im just fully vibing and thriving right now

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                                                            [?]shining finger »
                                                            @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                                                            this drivers ed instructor is either the biggest shitlib ever or has some kind of insane collection of different complex leftist political views that only make sense to him and i can't tell which it is

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                                                            [?]:baba_yaseen: :agenderFlag: :transgenderFlag: »
                                                            @yassie_j@labyrinth.zone

                                                            @gigalomaniac sometimes the two are an overlap

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                                                              [?]shining finger »
                                                              @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                                                              he said "eepy" twice if thats any indication of anything

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                                                              [?]shining finger »
                                                              @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                                                              i notice this one is shifting to personal consequences because yeah thats all these people care about

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                                                              [?]shining finger »
                                                              @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                                                              but yeah the target audience for these scare videos are literally not going to care its not going to work on them

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                                                              [?]shining finger »
                                                              @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                                                              euphemisms for death people use around kids are so incredibly silly

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                                                              [?]shining finger »
                                                              @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                                                              genuinely who tf buys these expensive sports cars if you pick me up for a date in one of those im refusing to get in im immediately leaving i dont have a deathwish

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                                                              [?][GRLC] cordless drill teto i will be so normal about this »
                                                              @novenary@akko.wtf

                                                              @gigalomaniac supercars are kind of a meme for rich people they're not even that good for motorsports they're just luxurymobiles without the practicality of a sedan

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                                                                [?]:sgahri_shy: Vavency :sgahri_sparkle: »
                                                                @vavency@kitsunes.club

                                                                @novenary@akko.wtf @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link We all know true sports car, a 1990 honda civic with a laptop connected with starcraft preloaded on it. ​:sbahri_giggle:​

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                                                                  [?]shining finger »
                                                                  @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                                                                  like the type of people these videos are aimed at are the types who look at this and go "WOW!!! SO COOL!!!!!"

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                                                                  [?]shining finger »
                                                                  @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                                                                  the issue with all these driving scare videos is that put simply the people who need to hear like "maybe dont drive super aggressively" would need to care about other people at all as a prerequisite to get anything out of these
                                                                  which they dont

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                                                                  [?]shining finger »
                                                                  @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                                                                  tell me all your favorite mac games to play on modern era (x86) mac os x

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                                                                  [?]ia from doskel networks »
                                                                  @ia@sk.doskel.net

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                                                                    [?]shining finger »
                                                                    @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                                                                    its the next gen because i dont have it

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                                                                      [?]shining finger »
                                                                      @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                                                                      i dont have an arm mac so fuck off

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