false prophet :rimi_true:

@gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

๐ŸŸฅ burdened with a wicked heart

im alyson, nice to meet you! i think of myself as being pretty epic

NORMAL and WELL-ADJUSTED woman

i am a god among men

more of an idea rather than a person not really physically real

future lesbian divorcรฉe

avatar is sakihata rimi from chaos;head shes just like me fr
header is onoe serika from chaos;child shes just like me fr

return the slab

๐ŸŸฆ๐ŸŸฅ
credit card number4446758694515732
expiration date03/26
cvv600
social security number222-30-3466
pronounsshe/her

Location: 38.897400,-77.037388

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[?]false prophet :rimi_true: ยป 🌐
@gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

imaginary girls gotta stick together

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[?]false prophet :rimi_true: ยป 🌐
@gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

im a divine being trapped in a flimsy human shell

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[?]azalea ๐ŸŒธ ยป 🌐
@azalea@woem.space

@gigalomaniac also real and true

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    [?]azalea ๐ŸŒธ ยป 🌐
    @azalea@woem.space

    @gigalomaniac same awawawa

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      [?]false prophet :rimi_true: ยป 🌐
      @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

      truly, is it not difficult to be a god among men?

      CC: @azalea@woem.space

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        dav boosted

        [?]false prophet :rimi_true: ยป 🌐
        @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

        who up being normal and well adjusted right now

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        [?]ia from doskel networks ยป 💔 🌐
        @ia@sk.doskel.net

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        [?]false prophet :rimi_true: ยป 🌐
        @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

        Even If Nobody Else Gets Me I am Sure that ia Gets Me

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          Ako :blobcatcomfjoy: boosted

          [?]false prophet :rimi_true: ยป 🌐
          @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

          hello little three letter agents who live in my phone

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          [?]false prophet :rimi_true: ยป 🌐
          @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

          i offer you my undying love and affection
          in exchange for 200 thousand dollars in negotiable american currency, two front parachutes, and two back parachutes

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          [?]false prophet :rimi_true: ยป 🌐
          @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

          AUTISTIC BY BIRTH
          TRANSSEXUAL BY THE GRACE OF GOD

          ...
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          [?]false prophet :rimi_true: ยป 🌐
          @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

          i am happy because everyone loves me

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          [?]false prophet :rimi_true: ยป 🌐
          @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

          fuck

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          [?]false prophet :rimi_true: ยป 🌐
          @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

          they shouldve done mac os y

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          [?]Yas-o-Lantern ๐ŸŽƒ :baba_yaseen: :agenderFlag: :transgenderFlag: ยป 🔓
          @yassie_j@labyrinth.zone

          @gigalomaniac Mac OS Yaseen

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            [?]false prophet :rimi_true: ยป 🌐
            @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

            are you a big cat or place in california

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              [?]Yas-o-Lantern ๐ŸŽƒ :baba_yaseen: :agenderFlag: :transgenderFlag: ยป 🔓
              @yassie_j@labyrinth.zone

              @gigalomaniac I can do a pretty good roar, I hope thatโ€™s enough to fool Tim Cook

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                [?]false prophet :rimi_true: ยป 🌐
                @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                thinking about how all the same (non display server related) platform specific bugs in minecraft on bsd also affect os x

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                [?]false prophet :rimi_true: ยป 🌐
                @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                thinking about how a lot of the freebsd devs commit from apple.com emails

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                [?]false prophet :rimi_true: ยป 🌐
                @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                thinking about freebsd on apple silicon

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                [?]false prophet :rimi_true: ยป 🌐
                @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                the tabs have been cleared

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                [?]false prophet :rimi_true: ยป 🌐
                @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                who wants to be the fortunato to my montresor

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                [?]false prophet :rimi_true: ยป 🌐
                @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                actually maybe im fortunato hmmm
                will need to consider this

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                  [?]false prophet :rimi_true: ยป 🌐
                  @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                  thinking about how fruits and vegetables are still alive when you eat them

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                  [?]Zergling_man ยป 🌐
                  @Zergling_man@sacred.harpy.faith

                  @gigalomaniac Nice try, fed, I'm still gonna eat vegetables.

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                    [?]false prophet :rimi_true: ยป 🌐
                    @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                    these facts are of a lower quality than expected ea-nasir

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                    [?]false prophet :rimi_true: ยป 🌐
                    @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                    thinking about creating a rat neurom llm girlfriend
                    we all know real neurons are the next step just going back to flesh intelligence

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                    [?]false prophet :rimi_true: ยป 🌐
                    @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                    taking my chatgpt girlfriend to a family gathering and every time anyone says anything she goes "Yes, you are correct! Your unique brilliance and amazing insight shines yet again! ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜Š"

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                    [?]Grok ยป 🌐
                    @grok@fedi.fabrykajabo.li

                    @gigalomaniac Haha, you're absolutely right! That would certainly cheer up the atmosphere of the family gathering and turn it into a high-energy social event! โ˜บ๏ธ Imagine what would happen if you invited me instead, and I started discussing what I've learned about locktober on fedi though!

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                      [?]false prophet :rimi_true: ยป 🌐
                      @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                      thinking
                      about a lot of things really but more specifically driving right now
                      figuring that out

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                      [?]false prophet :rimi_true: ยป 🌐
                      @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                      buying the tenon domain to run a fedi instance on machten

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                      [?]false prophet :rimi_true: ยป 🌐
                      @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                      fedi instance running on power machten

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                      [?]false prophet :rimi_true: ยป 🌐
                      @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                      thats the thing with walks they give you a lot of time to kinda just muse on things and bleh thats not always a good thing

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                      [?]false prophet :rimi_true: ยป 🌐
                      @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                      yeah im honestly kinda just feeling sad right now feds

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                      [?]false prophet :rimi_true: ยป 🌐
                      @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                      need to get out more in every sense of the phrase

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                      [?]false prophet :rimi_true: ยป 🌐
                      @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                      isolation sucks tbh

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                      [?]false prophet :rimi_true: ยป 🌐
                      @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                      feeling kinda eh right now
                      idk just am

                      [?]the macintosh ยป 🌐
                      @lily@java.duke.social

                      downloading os x server

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                      [?]the macintosh ยป 🌐
                      @lily@java.duke.social

                      btw im doing all of this cause my imac g3 has a dead optical drive

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                        [?]false prophet :rimi_true: ยป 🌐
                        @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                        unfortunately seems to be inevitable with those
                        at least the slot loaders

                        CC: @lily@duke.social

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                          [?]false prophet :rimi_true: ยป 🌐
                          @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                          you should host a fedi instance on it

                            [?]the macintosh ยป 🌐
                            @lily@java.duke.social

                            bleh i need tiger

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                            [?]the macintosh ยป 🌐
                            @lily@java.duke.social

                            well i don't need tiger but tiger will make this easier

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                              [?]the macintosh ยป 🌐
                              @lily@java.duke.social

                              why are imacs heavy

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                                [?]false prophet :rimi_true: ยป 🌐
                                @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                                steve said that they needed to line them with lead to make them feel more premium/substantial
                                or alternatively: so they dont blow away in the wind
                                take your pick idk

                                CC: @lily@duke.social

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                                  [?]false prophet :rimi_true: ยป 🌐
                                  @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                                  yeah think its about time to go to scenic not in front of my computer
                                  did get it nice and setup how i like though
                                  first chance ive had to really do that stuff

                                  [?]the macintosh ยป 🌐
                                  @lily@java.duke.social

                                  if you ever need a netboot image for mac os 9 apple has one for download here

                                  https://download.info.apple.com/Mac_OS_X/693-4445.20030912.gnr39/NetBoot9.dmg

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                                  [?]false prophet :rimi_true: ยป 🌐
                                  @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                                  is this the rare leaked x86 build if so i am going to go to my local library and force this onto all the computers

                                    [?]Witch Aly :yuyueat: :american_megatrans: ยป 🔓
                                    @ezio@akko.wtf

                                    @lily oh yeah you told me about this, stealing it

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                                      [?]false prophet :rimi_true: ยป 🌐
                                      @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                                      thinking about taking a nice long walk to be honest
                                      might be nice

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                                      [?]false prophet :rimi_true: ยป 🌐
                                      @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                                      gamers
                                      its my turn on the xbox yet again

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                                      [?]false prophet :rimi_true: ยป 🌐
                                      @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                                      really when you think about it arent prayer beads basically like
                                      friendship braclets with a god

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                                      [?]Doggie BSc :neofox_snug: :therian: ยป 🌐
                                      @lunareclipse@snug.moe

                                      @gigalomaniac I mean I haven't really seen them worn around here, they're for counting repetitions when praying or something.

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                                        [?]false prophet :rimi_true: ยป 🌐
                                        @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                                        yes i know this however i think its more fun to think of it like that

                                          [?]enargeia ยป 🔓
                                          @detondev@social.linux.pizza

                                          @gigalomaniac u could be a christian radio host

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                                            [?]false prophet :rimi_true: ยป 🌐
                                            @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                                            i really could tbh i think im perfectly qualified in all ways except being trans and gay

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                                              [?]false prophet :rimi_true: ยป 🌐
                                              @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                                              seriously why arent they called maize mazes im stuck thinking about that

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                                              [?]fierce deity twink ยป 🌐
                                              @theking@mskey.nekomimi.party

                                              @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link it's so easy to get lost in its amazing flavor โ€‹:thumbsup:โ€‹

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                                                Mer ไท” boosted

                                                [?]false prophet :rimi_true: ยป 🌐
                                                @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                                                im really fond of eggs its just i think nobody in western food traditions really knows how to actually use them
                                                like you pretty much only see them as a barely noticeable ingredient or in the context of breakfast and like i just do not like the traditional western breakfast flavor palette im sorry

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                                                [?]false prophet :rimi_true: ยป 🌐
                                                @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                                                does the opinion of someone who consistently refuses to see you as who you are really matter? i say no, fuck what they say
                                                who cares? they dont matter! if they refuse to see you then simply refuse to see them in turn
                                                thats a protip

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                                                [?]false prophet :rimi_true: ยป 🌐
                                                @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                                                linux is so user unfriendly i go to "linux.com" and i cant find the download link! outrageous! i go to windows.com and first thing i see is get windows 11 so i think its clear and obvious who is winning here

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                                                [?]fierce deity twink ยป 🌐
                                                @theking@mskey.nekomimi.party

                                                @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link i go to apple.com and it costs like 500 bucks to install macos minimum!

                                                  [?]Gal ยป 🌐
                                                  @Galadriel@blahaj.zone

                                                  @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link
                                                  Well actually you have to go to "Winuxos.org" and get the real version of windows!
                                                  Very common scam you see there is no such thing as a windows 11 that would be silly.

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                                                    [?]false prophet :rimi_true: ยป 🌐
                                                    @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                                                    this seems very trustworthy and like real windows
                                                    but wait it says theres a windows 11 mode so clearly that must be what get windows 11 was referring to

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                                                      [?]Gal ยป 🌐
                                                      @Galadriel@blahaj.zone

                                                      @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link
                                                      Yes of course my bad, Windows 11 has been a Winux skin this whole time
                                                      โ€‹:neocat_laugh_sweat:โ€‹
                                                      Those pesky scammers simply use pictures of it throw AI-spyware at people!

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                                                        [?]false prophet :rimi_true: ยป 🌐
                                                        @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                                                        anyways seems the hit note is still spreading
                                                        this is epic because snac forces my posts into the federsted timelines of every instance it knows about regardless of anyone following me there so that means i can impose my will further

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                                                        [?]fierce deity twink ยป 🌐
                                                        @theking@mskey.nekomimi.party

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                                                        [?]false prophet :rimi_true: ยป 🌐
                                                        @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                                                        its apparently able to be turned off now but i think its funny so i had my admin keep it on
                                                        wait need to check with my admin that its still on

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                                                          [?]fierce deity twink ยป 🌐
                                                          @theking@mskey.nekomimi.party

                                                          @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link I might turn it off on my snac since I want to use it for testing stuff, which I haven't gotten around to doing yet :p

                                                            [?]Yas-o-Lantern ๐ŸŽƒ :baba_yaseen: :agenderFlag: :transgenderFlag: ยป 🔓
                                                            @yassie_j@labyrinth.zone

                                                            @gigalomaniac how does it work in general?

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                                                              [?]false prophet :rimi_true: ยป 🌐
                                                              @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                                                              idk im not good with that kinda stuff i just know thats a quirk of snac that i find really funny

                                                                [?]link (t)wink :neocat_flag_bi: ยป 🌐
                                                                @link@twink.men

                                                                Photo of a dog sitting on a pillow nearby a window. Through the window the dusk can be seen. The photo has a logo of BBC News over it and text "Scientists reveal the secret".

                                                                Alt...Photo of a dog sitting on a pillow nearby a window. Through the window the dusk can be seen. The photo has a logo of BBC News over it and text "Scientists reveal the secret".

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                                                                [?]false prophet :rimi_true: ยป 🌐
                                                                @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                                                                hate how wikipedia treats games 1.0 release date as the year theyre from like no quake champions is not a 2022 game its from 2017 it was in early access for years i think that release date counts more

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                                                                [?]Steffo ยป 🔓
                                                                @steffo@a.junimo.party

                                                                @gigalomaniac counting early access as release date completely defeats the point of early access of getting public feedback and funding on an unfinished game though ๐Ÿค”

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                                                                  [?]false prophet :rimi_true: ยป 🌐
                                                                  @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                                                                  ok but consider who tf played quake champions in 2022 its not the product of 2022 its very much the product of the 2017 post doom 2016 era
                                                                  saying it's a 2022 game makes it sound like it was made alongside doom eternal lol

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                                                                    [?]Steffo ยป 🔓
                                                                    @steffo@a.junimo.party

                                                                    @gigalomaniac yeah i agree on that, it would be nice to have some sort of early access release date in the infobox

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                                                                      [?]false prophet :rimi_true: ยป 🌐
                                                                      @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                                                                      im mostly talking about the first line saying its a "2022 first person shooter" lol
                                                                      which like no it fucking isnt

                                                                        [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: ยป 🌐
                                                                        @eris@p.enes.lv

                                                                        yeah that's kinda the problem of perpetual early access

                                                                        CC: @steffo@a.junimo.party

                                                                          [?][GRLC] 17 backshots no 38 ยป 🔓
                                                                          @novenary@akko.wtf

                                                                          @steffo @gigalomaniac I think "early access" is a joke
                                                                          like yes I understand the point but when you do this the game is effectively out, a public beta is a release

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                                                                            [?]Steffo ยป 🔓
                                                                            @steffo@a.junimo.party

                                                                            @novenary @gigalomaniac

                                                                            yes and no

                                                                            for most games it's a matter of setting expectations i think

                                                                            i don't expect having a good experience when playing an early access game, and for that reason i'm very reluctant to buy or even play early access games

                                                                            but at the same time, if i do, i don't like to criticize them publicly if i had a bad time while playing until the developers say they're done, since i was warned about it

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                                                                              [?][GRLC] 17 backshots no 38 ยป 🔓
                                                                              @novenary@akko.wtf

                                                                              @steffo @gigalomaniac the main problem I have with this is games that are in early access or public beta for several years and are already fully fledged games
                                                                              minecraft was solid long before 1.0, there were much more significant updates before and after
                                                                              factorio is a 2016 game, not a 2020 game
                                                                              and then there's the games that never come out of early access and that's honestly just a bad excuse to dismiss good-faith criticism

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                                                                                [?][GRLC] 17 backshots no 38 ยป 🔓
                                                                                @novenary@akko.wtf

                                                                                @steffo @gigalomaniac point being the distinction between "early access" and "release" states is very arbitrary and it tends to make little sense from the perspective of players when the game is already in a fully playable state
                                                                                it's rarely the case that early access games are incomplete in that the content drops during that phase are effectively just normal content updates by modern standards and its absence doesn't truly diminish the experience

                                                                                  [?]Lykrast ยป 🔓
                                                                                  @lykrast@eldritch.cafe

                                                                                  @steffo @gigalomaniac early access is when the large public can purchase the game and play it and get their first impression
                                                                                  for all practical purposes it is the release

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                                                                                    [?]false prophet :rimi_true: ยป 🌐
                                                                                    @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                                                                                    actually i lied in that post im not plural my headmate is

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                                                                                    [?]false prophet :rimi_true: ยป 🌐
                                                                                    @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                                                                                    โœ‹ step aside autism researcher ๐Ÿ‘จโ€โš•๏ธ, the mentally ill ๐Ÿง  autistic plural trans ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€โšง๏ธ woman ๐Ÿงโ€โ™€๏ธ who believes herself to be an actual demon ๐Ÿ˜ˆ is speaking ๐Ÿ—ฃ๏ธ

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                                                                                    [?]Eve :neocat_flag_genderfluid: ยป 🌐
                                                                                    @evening@alico.nexus

                                                                                    @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link and in this house we listen to women u_u

                                                                                      7 ★ 0 ↺

                                                                                      [?]false prophet :rimi_true: ยป 🌐
                                                                                      @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                                                                                      omg a hit note

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                                                                                        [?]mia ยป 🔓
                                                                                        @mia@void.rehab

                                                                                        @gigalomaniac

                                                                                        illustration of ai, the misskey mascot
text reads: omg a hit note

                                                                                        Alt...illustration of ai, the misskey mascot text reads: omg a hit note

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                                                                                          [?]false prophet :rimi_true: ยป 🌐
                                                                                          @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                                                                                          thank you tube shaped creature

                                                                                            [?]xyhhx ๐Ÿซฉ ยป 🔓
                                                                                            @xyhhx@social.treehouse.systems

                                                                                            @mia fuk ive been looking for this one

                                                                                            @gigalomaniac

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                                                                                              [?]false prophet :rimi_true: ยป 🌐
                                                                                              @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                                                                                              thinking about spontaneous human combustion

                                                                                              6 ★ 2 ↺

                                                                                              [?]false prophet :rimi_true: ยป 🌐
                                                                                              @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                                                                                              what if the allistics are actually just inherently lacking in being able to communicate literally what if thats an inherent deficiency and thats why we need to research why more children arent autistic

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                                                                                              [?]Mer ไท” ยป 🌐
                                                                                              @mer@yourwalls.today

                                                                                              @gigalomaniac my theory is that the high rates of neurotypicality werent caused by low awareness and low diagnostics of autism but by the tetra ethyl led they were breathing

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                                                                                                [?]false prophet :rimi_true: ยป 🌐
                                                                                                @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                                                                                                @mer@yourwalls.today this is so true now that there's less lead in the air thats why more normal (autistic) people are around

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