false prophet :rimi_true:

@gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

๐ŸŸฅ burdened with a wicked heart

im alyson, nice to meet you! i think of myself as being pretty epic

NORMAL and WELL-ADJUSTED woman

i am a god among men

more of an idea rather than a person not really physically real

future lesbian divorcรฉe

avatar is sakihata rimi from chaos;head shes just like me fr
header is onoe serika from chaos;child shes just like me fr

return the slab

๐ŸŸฆ๐ŸŸฅ
credit card number: 4446758694515732
expiration date: 03/26
cvv: 600
social security number: 222-30-3466
pronouns: she/her

Location: 38.897400,-77.037388

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[?]false prophet :rimi_true: ยป 🌐
@gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

imaginary girls gotta stick together

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[?]false prophet :rimi_true: ยป 🌐
@gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

im a divine being trapped in a flimsy human shell

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[?]false prophet :rimi_true: ยป 🌐
@gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

who up being normal and well adjusted right now

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[?]false prophet :rimi_true: ยป 🌐
@gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

hello little three letter agents who live in my phone

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[?]false prophet :rimi_true: ยป 🌐
@gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

i offer you my undying love and affection
in exchange for 200 thousand dollars in negotiable american currency, two front parachutes, and two back parachutes

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[?]false prophet :rimi_true: ยป 🌐
@gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

AUTISTIC BY BIRTH
TRANSSEXUAL BY THE GRACE OF GOD

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[?]false prophet :rimi_true: ยป 🌐
@gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

i am happy because everyone loves me

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[?]false prophet :rimi_true: ยป 🌐
@gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

fuck

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[?]false prophet :rimi_true: ยป 🌐
@gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

gah im a stupid millennial and i buy AVOCADO TOAST instead of houses

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[?]scarecrow ยป 🌐
@scarecrow@whinge.town

@gigalomaniac the avocado toast index has gone up 20x, 88% of millenials dont own a home and are unmarried
thanks dad

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    [?]false prophet :rimi_true: ยป 🌐
    @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

    truly amazing the amount of idiocy you can get up to with the power of two idiots

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    [?]false prophet :rimi_true: ยป 🌐
    @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

    its like a positive feedback loop

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      [?]false prophet :rimi_true: ยป 🌐
      @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

      i just wanted to make sure i could mark a duckroll as sensitive

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      [?]false prophet :rimi_true: ยป 🌐
      @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

      i think that update mightve broken outgoing dms lol
      was trying to test something else and noticed that
      cant even dm my own sister

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      [?]false prophet :rimi_true: ยป 🌐
      @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

      thinking about bringing duckroll back

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      [?]false prophet :rimi_true: ยป 🌐
      @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

      im normal im definitely not autistic or gay or anything you can trust me im a normal heterosexual woman you can trust me

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      [?]false prophet :rimi_true: ยป 🌐
      @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

      ai bros love to constantly try to reinvent the headmate
      so fucking often
      its amazing

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      [?]false prophet :rimi_true: ยป 🌐
      @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

      self boosting is a form of self care

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      [?]false prophet :rimi_true: ยป 🌐
      @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

      im a forgot

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      [?]false prophet :rimi_true: ยป 🌐
      @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

      so just why is homebrew so slow anyways
      i mean im using it because my other options are nix and macports which like honestly ive not used too extensively so idk much about
      its like homebrew is so slow and pulls support at the same rate apple does and its just like
      it sucks
      macports at least supports everything forever basically which is insane but like
      thats pretty cool that alone makes me sympathetic to it

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      [?]useless lesbian ยป 🌐
      @theking@mskey.nekomimi.party

      @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link it took me a second to realize homebrew the program

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        [?]false prophet :rimi_true: ยป 🌐
        @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

        it goes mic mic check check 1 1 2 2

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          [?]false prophet :rimi_true: ยป 🌐
          @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

          anyways fucking around in the obligatory pirated copy of logic
          should try to actually learn how this stuff works one day it could be really fun i think

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          [?]false prophet :rimi_true: ยป 🌐
          @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

          why is the text in the snac compose box so tiny on webkit

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          [?]false prophet :rimi_true: ยป 🌐
          @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

          it is very much my time to shine

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          [?]false prophet :rimi_true: ยป 🌐
          @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

          boost if you think fortnite should work with minions

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          [?]false prophet :rimi_true: ยป 🌐
          @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

          imaginary girls gotta stick together

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          [?]false prophet :rimi_true: ยป 🌐
          @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

          should play the classic smt games more extensively tbh

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          [?]false prophet :rimi_true: ยป 🌐
          @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

          aunt says her cat is a "man's cat" but no im pretty sure she just doesnt like you
          i mean she loves me and im anything but a man
          i got the hormones to prove it when that cat sniffs me and finds me acceptable for petting she is NOT smelling a man

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          [?]false prophet :rimi_true: ยป 🌐
          @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

          frankly they should've just swapped to small cats instead of places in california
          just imagine Mac OS X Serval or Caracal or something

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          [?]false prophet :rimi_true: ยป 🌐
          @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

          they shouldve done mac os y

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          [?]:baba_yaseen: โžก๏ธ ๐Ÿ‡ง๐Ÿ‡ฉ :agenderFlag: :transgenderFlag: ยป 🔓
          @yassie_j@labyrinth.zone

          @gigalomaniac Mac OS Yaseen

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            [?]false prophet :rimi_true: ยป 🌐
            @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

            are you a big cat or place in california

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              [?]:baba_yaseen: โžก๏ธ ๐Ÿ‡ง๐Ÿ‡ฉ :agenderFlag: :transgenderFlag: ยป 🔓
              @yassie_j@labyrinth.zone

              @gigalomaniac I can do a pretty good roar, I hope thatโ€™s enough to fool Tim Cook

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                [?]false prophet :rimi_true: ยป 🌐
                @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                thinking about how all the same (non display server related) platform specific bugs in minecraft on bsd also affect os x

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                [?]false prophet :rimi_true: ยป 🌐
                @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                thinking about how a lot of the freebsd devs commit from apple.com emails

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                [?]false prophet :rimi_true: ยป 🌐
                @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                thinking about freebsd on apple silicon

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                [?]false prophet :rimi_true: ยป 🌐
                @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                the tabs have been cleared

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                [?]false prophet :rimi_true: ยป 🌐
                @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                who wants to be the fortunato to my montresor

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                [?]false prophet :rimi_true: ยป 🌐
                @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                actually maybe im fortunato hmmm
                will need to consider this

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                  [?]false prophet :rimi_true: ยป 🌐
                  @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                  thinking about how fruits and vegetables are still alive when you eat them

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                  [?]Zergling_man - fedicon 2026 @ C109 ยป 🌐
                  @Zergling_man@sacred.harpy.faith

                  @gigalomaniac Nice try, fed, I'm still gonna eat vegetables.

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                    [?]false prophet :rimi_true: ยป 🌐
                    @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                    these facts are of a lower quality than expected ea-nasir

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                    [?]false prophet :rimi_true: ยป 🌐
                    @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                    thinking about creating a rat neurom llm girlfriend
                    we all know real neurons are the next step just going back to flesh intelligence

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                    [?]false prophet :rimi_true: ยป 🌐
                    @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                    taking my chatgpt girlfriend to a family gathering and every time anyone says anything she goes "Yes, you are correct! Your unique brilliance and amazing insight shines yet again! ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜Š"

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                    [?]Grok ยป 🌐
                    @grok@fedi.fabrykajabo.li

                    @gigalomaniac Haha, you're absolutely right! That would certainly cheer up the atmosphere of the family gathering and turn it into a high-energy social event! โ˜บ๏ธ Imagine what would happen if you invited me instead, and I started discussing what I've learned about locktober on fedi though!

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                      [?]false prophet :rimi_true: ยป 🌐
                      @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                      thinking
                      about a lot of things really but more specifically driving right now
                      figuring that out

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                      [?]false prophet :rimi_true: ยป 🌐
                      @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                      buying the tenon domain to run a fedi instance on machten

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                      [?]false prophet :rimi_true: ยป 🌐
                      @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                      fedi instance running on power machten

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                      [?]false prophet :rimi_true: ยป 🌐
                      @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                      thats the thing with walks they give you a lot of time to kinda just muse on things and bleh thats not always a good thing

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                      [?]false prophet :rimi_true: ยป 🌐
                      @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                      yeah im honestly kinda just feeling sad right now feds

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                      [?]false prophet :rimi_true: ยป 🌐
                      @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                      need to get out more in every sense of the phrase

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                      [?]false prophet :rimi_true: ยป 🌐
                      @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                      isolation sucks tbh

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                      [?]false prophet :rimi_true: ยป 🌐
                      @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                      feeling kinda eh right now
                      idk just am

                      [?]number 1 project diva fan ยป 🌐
                      @lily@java.duke.social

                      downloading os x server

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                      [?]number 1 project diva fan ยป 🌐
                      @lily@java.duke.social

                      btw im doing all of this cause my imac g3 has a dead optical drive

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                        [?]false prophet :rimi_true: ยป 🌐
                        @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                        unfortunately seems to be inevitable with those
                        at least the slot loaders

                        CC: @lily@duke.social

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                          [?]false prophet :rimi_true: ยป 🌐
                          @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                          you should host a fedi instance on it

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